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#288: Accepts the disciple

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Chapter 288 accepts the disciple 第288章收徒 Under swing of Yi Feng filament tiger sword, Li You that attractive brocade clothes instantaneously tattered, Yi Feng probably also insufficient as. Diligently in ground on has pulled out several dust, has traced toward Li You on. Less than little while time, Li You builds returns the beggar compared with the beggar! 在羿锋纤虎剑的挥舞下,李幽那身漂亮的锦衣瞬间就破烂了下来,羿锋好像还不够似的。努力在地面的上掏了几把灰尘,向着李幽身上就摸了过去。不到半刻时间,李幽就打造的比乞丐还乞丐！ Li You is looking at beggar clothing, he has the feeling of wanting to cry but have no tears, he waits for Yi Feng to say maliciously: „Is this clothing that you said?” 李幽望着身上的乞丐服饰,他有种欲哭无泪的感觉,他狠狠的等着羿锋说道:“这就是你说的服饰？” Yi Feng white Li You, has not responded the Li You words, the hand holds in him a cloth strip, fierce effort. Immediately a cloth sack had been ripped by Yi Feng. In Li You, Yi Feng ties up stunned on the waist of Li You, leaves behind two long cloth sacks to sway in the left waist! 羿锋白了李幽一眼,没有搭理李幽的话,手拉住他身上的一根布条,猛的用力。顿时一条布袋就被羿锋撕了下来。在李幽的愕然中,羿锋绑在李幽的腰上,留下两条长长的布袋在左腰间晃荡！ „, Does not have cloth sack, otherwise hangs up nine, you were the nine bags of elders of confraternity of beggars!” Yi Feng somewhat regrettable saying. “咳,就是没有布袋,要不然挂上九个,你就是丐帮的九袋长老了！”羿锋有些遗憾的说道。 Li You looks is similar to the dog that own brocade clothes unexpectedly is changing bites has been same, he is staring that child eye once more, is gazing at Yi Feng bitterly. 李幽望着自己的锦衣居然变的如同狗咬过一样,他再次瞪着那双小孩般的眼睛,恨恨的注视着羿锋。 „Is this battle dress that your so-called gives me to design?” Li You almost bites the tooth to say. “这就是你的所谓给我设计的战袍？”李幽几乎的咬着牙齿说道。 Yi Feng white Li You discontented saying: „What do you understand? Sees by your buttocks the broken two holes? This has the vicissitudes feeling of time, the perfect union of waistband and cloth strip, this is mixing of art builds. The dust on clothes, will increase the ruined feeling that you reduce. If you add the melancholy eye myth again, can perhaps comprehend mystery. You know that the woman has motherhood, the ruined feeling that you so dispiritedly reduce, will arouse the loving care desires in their heart!” 羿锋白了李幽一眼不满的说道:“你懂啥啊？看到你屁股旁破的两个洞没？这多么具有时间的沧桑感,腰带与布条的完美结合,这是艺术的混搭。衣服上的灰尘,会增添你沦落的破败感。如果你再加点忧郁的眼神话,说不定能领悟到其中的奥妙。你知道,女人是有着母性的,你如此颓废沦落的破败感,会激起她们心中的爱护欲！” After Li You hears, eye fierce one bright, high and low has sized up one whole body. He more looked that thought Yi Feng said is reasonable. 李幽听到之后,眼睛猛的一亮,上下打量了一番自己全身。他越看觉得羿锋说的有道理。 „Big Brother, sorry. The little brother has not comprehended in-depth meaning, therefore has misunderstood the Big Brother!” Li You traces up and down, after the explanation of Yi Feng, he deeply feels satisfied. more looks at this beggar attire, is the tidal current of time. “大哥,对不起。小弟没领会其中的深层含义,所以误会了大哥！”李幽上下摸摸,经过羿锋的解释,他深感满意。越看这乞丐装,越是时代的潮流。 Yi Feng sees Li You this appearance, heart does not live titter. Cannot think the beggar who previous generation installs to come to this world similarly to be also popular, if build the tidal current designing sharp Elder Brother that perfect mixing, you are not dizzy! 羿锋见李幽这模样,心底不住偷笑。想不到前世的乞丐装到这世界来也同样会受欢迎,那要是自己把犀利哥那完美的混搭潮流给设计出来,你们还不都晕眩！ „Little brother. Remembers. You must install deeply, installs melancholily. This appearance was the easiest bubble to the woman!” The Yi Feng racket the shoulder of Li You, very earnest reminder said. “小弟啊。记得啊。你得装深沉,装忧郁。这模样是最容易泡到女人了！”羿锋拍拍李幽的肩膀,很认真的提醒道。 „Listens to the Big Brother words, I win to look at ten limited editions!” Saying of Li You sigh, „Big Brother, I acknowledges you as the teacher extremely!” “听大哥一席话,我胜看十本限量版吧！”李幽极其感叹的说道,“大哥,我拜你为师吧！” „Acknowledges as teacher does not use, exchanges. Back then your Big Brother three -year-old time changed a woman initially to kiss with one string of candied haws, four -year-old time let a 18-year-old woman and my altogether bath. Five -year-old time I have placed oneself the human body art to study. Had tried to find out by me to the difference of six -year-old time men and women was similar. When I was 13 years old, I the trail arms have gone forth to battle, until now, I one to a woman, knew his body weight measurements shortly wait/etc. all. Has achieved the chef solution ox boundary!” “拜师就不用了,交流交流嘛还是可以的。想当年你大哥三岁的时候用一串冰糖葫芦换一个女人初吻,四岁的时候让一个18岁的女人和我共浴。五岁的时候我已经置身人体艺术研究了。到六岁的时候男女的不同已经被我摸索的差不多了。等到我13岁的时候,我已经提枪上阵了,直到现在,我一眼看向一个女人,就知道他的体重三围等等一切了。已经达到了庖丁解牛的境界！” Along with the Yi Feng words, the Li You worship vision is also getting more and more abundant, until finally, his fierce throwing to the place, is prostrating oneself to Yi Feng: „Big Brother, you receive me for the disciple!” 随着羿锋的话,李幽的崇拜目光也越来越盛,直到最后,他猛的扑到在地,对着羿锋膜拜到:“大哥,你收我为徒吧！” „Oh, does the little brother you do? This practices the truth. Let alone I do not accept the disciple generally!” Yi Feng constrains Li You, very earnest saying. “哎呀,小弟你这是干什么？这个实践出真理。何况我一般不收徒的！”羿锋拖住李幽,很认真的说道。 „Big Brother, you had anything to request to say freely. You must receive the little brother is a disciple!” Li You at heart that worship. As he of virgin, found a grandmaster to change own virgin destiny with great difficulty. How he gives up to let off. “大哥,你有什么要求尽管说。你一定要收小弟为徒啊！”李幽心里那个崇拜啊。身为处男的他,好不容易找到一个宗师改变自己的处男命运。他怎么舍得放过。 „This, Little brother. Acknowledges as teacher does not use, will have the time I to teach you!” Yi Feng cannot block Li You, is looking at him straight before putting oneself body, prepares to acknowledge as teacher. The heart does not live to obloquy: Has not looked, this kid unexpectedly is in the color the malicious ghost. “这个,小弟啊。拜师就不用了,有时间我会教教你的！”羿锋挡不住李幽,望着他直直的扑在自己身前,就准备拜师。心底不住大骂:靠,没看出来,这小屁孩居然是色中恶鬼。 „It is not good! Big Brother, I must acknowledge you as the teacher!” “不行！大哥,我一定要拜你为师！” I am not silly, if not acknowledge you as the teacher, where you will teach me the essence, for, some people will not call my kid, I must break the virgin, works as a real man! 我才不傻,要是不拜你为师,你哪会教我精髓,为了以后再也不会有人叫我小屁孩,我一定要把处男破了,当个真正的男人！ „Little brother, this needs further consideration......” “小弟,这个还是从长计议……” „Master, asked you, you accepted me!” Li You was anxious. “师傅,求求你,你就收下我吧！”李幽急了。 „I confiscate the idea of disciple really......” “我真没收徒的想法……” „Master, you accept me, you accept me, I introduced that my elder sister gives you to know. My elder sister is a big beautiful woman!” Li You is holding the leg of Yi Feng, very firm saying. “师傅,你收下我吧,你收下我,我就介绍我姐姐给你认识。我姐姐可是个大美女！”李幽抱着羿锋的腿,很坚定的说道。 „Does Little brother, at your Big Brother’s level, soak the woman also uses you to introduce? I on own initiative was always pursued by the woman!” Yi Feng does not know saying of sense of honor. “小弟啊,以你大哥的水平,泡女人还用的了你介绍么？我一向是被女人主动追的！”羿锋不知廉耻的说道。 However, this saying made the worship of Li You get up a level once more. He makes an effort holds the leg of Yi Feng saying: „Master, you accept me, so long as you accept me, later you called me to make the cow to make the horse to be good!” 不过,这话让李幽的崇拜再次上了一个层次。他使劲的抱着羿锋的腿说道:“师傅,你收下我吧,只要你收下我,以后你叫我做牛做马都行！” „I......” “我……” „Master, you or accept me. I kneel today!” Li You said that making an effort squeezes out several drops of tears, even also has the nasal mucus class to come out, holds the leg of Yi Feng to prepare to wipe. “师傅,你要不收下我。我今天就跪地不起！”李幽说完,使劲的挤出几滴眼泪,甚至还有鼻涕流出来,抱着羿锋的腿就准备抹过去。 This appearance, lets half dead that Yi Feng frightens. He hurried to pull out the leg, he does not think that this disgusting thing contaminated itself on! 这模样,让羿锋吓的半死。他赶紧把腿抽了出来,他可不想这恶心的东西沾染到自己身上！ „Was good. Good! I accepted you!” Some Yi Feng fears looks at Li You to drop out the long nasal mucus from the nostril, doesn't this kid think disgusting? “行了。行了！我收下你了！”羿锋有些害怕的望着李幽从鼻孔里面掉出长长的鼻涕,这小屁孩难道不觉得恶心吗？ Li You sees Yi Feng to comply, the corners of the mouth flash through a vague happy expression: Nasal mucus move really hundred try lark, the elder sister cannot block, the father mother cannot block. Cannot think that this dreadful person cannot block! 李幽见羿锋答应,嘴角闪过一丝隐晦的笑意:鼻涕这招果然百试百灵,姐姐挡不住,父亲母亲挡不住。想不到这猥琐至极的人也挡不住！ „Master!” Li You hurries to stand up. Just pitiful appearance vanished instantaneously, a smiling face was looking at Yi Feng. That disgusting nasal mucus does not know that vanished to there. “师傅！”李幽赶紧站起身。刚刚的凄惨模样瞬间消失,一副笑脸的望着羿锋。那恶心的鼻涕也不知道消失到那里去了。 Yi Feng sees Li You this appearance, stares, immediately pats the thigh to obloquy to say greatly: „! On you worked as!” 羿锋见李幽这模样,不由一愣,随即大拍大腿大骂道:“靠！上你当了！” „Hey, won't the master renege on a promise? You promised me!” Li You looks at Yi Feng cunning saying with a smile. “嘿嘿,师傅不会出尔反尔吧？你可是答应我了！”李幽看着羿锋狡黠的笑道。 „Joke, the this Young Master so outstanding moral behavior, how possibly reneges on a promise!” Yi Feng very discontented saying, „, but, Master gate the custom you must observe!” “笑话,本少如此优秀的人品,怎么可能出尔反尔！”羿锋很不满的说道,“不过,师门规矩你还是得遵守的！” Li You stares, immediately asked: „What master said is what Master gate the custom is?” 李幽一愣,随即问道:“师傅说的是师门规矩是什么？” „Custom only has two! The first article yes, the master said forever is right. You must work according to master's instruction order firmly!” “规矩只有两条！第一条是,师傅说的永远是对的。你得坚决按照师傅的吩咐命令做事！” Li You stares, very much despises looked at Yi Feng saying: „That second?” 李幽一愣,很鄙夷的望了一眼羿锋说道:“那第二条呢？” „Second: If the master has made a mistake, please refer to first!” “第二条:如果师傅错了,请参考第一条！” A few words, making Li You almost not spit blood to perish, what difference does this Master gate custom and sell into servitude the contract to have?! 一句话,让李幽差点没有吐血而亡,这师门规矩和卖身契约有什么不同？！ „, If you do not agree. Does not need to enter my school. However I told you, my wolf palace each generation only received a disciple, if you missed did not have the opportunity!” Yi Feng indifferent saying. “咳,你要是不同意呢。就不必入我门派。不过我告诉你,我狼宫每代只收一个弟子,要是你错过了就没机会了！”羿锋无所谓的说道。 „Entered......” the Yi Feng words not saying that was broken by Li You, in the Li You heart surged another idea. So long as complete study to finish an apprenticeship, when the time comes also expert apprentice. Hey, these two how good customs, later must display on several apprentices! “入……”羿锋的话还没说完,就被李幽打断,李幽心中涌起了另一个想法。只要自己学成出师,到时候也能手徒弟了。嘿嘿,这两条多么好的规矩啊,以后一定要施展在几徒弟身上！ When Yi Feng prepares to continue with Li You said anything, suddenly hears one to shout: „Xiao and several profound scholars came!” 就在羿锋准备继续和李幽说什么的时候,突然听到一句大喊:“萧公和几位大儒都来了！” „Xiao came, the verse club must start finally!” “萧公来了,诗会终于要开始了！” „Haha, Liu Da the talented woman must come out!” “哈哈,柳大才女也要出来了！”
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