OEM :: Volume #9

#833: In the past because, today fruit

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Here just entered the garden, front saw is the Dongfang Aristocratic Family meeting hall, Dongfang Wendao then has patted the forehead, turned around saying: „Right...... Your little brat may probably be careful your Great Uncle, do not look that your little brat strength is how progressive, your Great Uncle must make your, in brief, this time your little brat was miserable!” Then, the corners of the mouth have pulled out pulling out, pulls strange curve. 这边才刚刚进入庭院,见到前面就是东方世家的议事厅,东方问刀这才拍了拍脑门,转身说道:“对了……你小子可要小心你大舅舅,别看你小子实力怎么进步,你大舅舅还是要弄你的,总之,这次你小子惨了！”说完,嘴角抽了抽,牵出一丝怪异的弧度。 „Eh? Great Uncle he how?” Jun Moxie the matter too are recently many, early had forgotten initial that practical joke, this asked that is actually true astonishment. “额？大舅舅他怎地了？”君莫邪近来事情实在太多,早已经忘记了当初的那出恶作剧,这一问却是真正的惊讶。 „Did you also ask? Good deed that yourself do, don't yourself know?” Dongfang Wendao smiles suddenly strangely, after an extravagant mouth simply wants to obtain the ear the root, the say/way of being overjoyed: „...... 1, 2, 3 four, two two 3-4, change a posture, comes one again time...... Wahahaha......” “你还问怎地了？你自己做的好事,你自己不知道啊？”东方问刀突然怪笑起来,一张阔嘴简直都要咧得到了耳后根,乐不可支的道:“……一二三四,二二三四,换个姿势,再来一次……哇哈哈哈……” „Pū......” Jun Moxie was done the strange movement to make that by uncle this choked one against the wind, suddenly has remembered the initial that masterpiece, cannot help but did not know whether to laugh or cry. “噗……”君莫邪被三舅这搞怪的动作弄得迎风呛了一口,顿时想起当初的那个杰作,不由得哭笑不得。 „Has saying that your little brat was really too mischievous Hahaha...... Lets your Great Uncle stiffly...... Hahaha, then the serious person, stands unexpectedly every night is changing the posture unceasingly...... Laborious...... Unexpectedly also damn flies high...... Hahaha......” Dongfang Wendao has striven also the restraint, but remembers wants to smile, more smiles is funnier, to afterward simply covered the belly that this matter actually finally cannot stop to squat on the ground, does not live rubs to smile the tears that. “不得不说,你小子实在是太促狭了哈哈哈……硬生生地让你大舅舅……哈哈哈,那么严肃的人,竟然每天晚上都站着不断地换姿势……辛苦之极……居然还他妈的凌空……哈哈哈……”东方问刀本来还一直勉力克制,但想起这件事却是终于止不住的想笑,越笑越好笑,到后来干脆捂着肚子蹲在地上,不住的揉着笑出来的泪。 Jun Moxie laughed, stared dumbfounded suddenly, now thinks, here seemingly have also buried a bomb...... It seems like that Great Uncle early has recovered, must tidy up itself...... Can this not know what to do? 君莫邪哈哈笑了一阵,突然瞠目结舌,现在才想起来,这里自己貌似还埋了一个炸弹呢……看来,那位大舅舅早已经回过神来了,要收拾自己……这可如何是好？ Baili Luoyun and the others do not know obviously this sister's son maternal uncle two people smile are anything, looks eagerly, gossip of whole face. 百里落云等人显然不知道这甥舅二人到底笑得是什么,一个个眼巴巴地看着,满脸的八卦。 But in this time, is calling out exactly suddenly resounds towering: „Old Third! You talked nonsense some shenma there!!” The voice is serious, obviously is very angry! 而恰好正在这时,一声突如其来暴喝突兀响起:“老三！你在那里胡说八道一些神马！！”口音甚重,显然已经是很愤怒了！ As drinks greatly, the tall and strong form appears in the people together rapidly at present, but sees the person measuring appliance to be extraordinary, three wisps of long fine beard float the front, whole face Fangzheng, the Danfeng eye, the slender arched eyebrows, the nose straight mouth side, a dignity! 随着大喝,一道魁梧的身影急速出现在众人眼前,但见来人仪表非凡,三缕长髯飘洒胸前,满脸方正,丹凤眼,卧蚕眉,鼻直口方,一身的威严！ Young Master Jun Great Uncle, Dongfang Wenqing, Dongfang Great Master to! 正是君大少爷的大舅舅,东方问情,东方大老爷到了！ But now Dongfang Great Master is also the fair cheek at this moment unexpectedly is deep reds, two torching, wheezing, looks like, more looked that more looked like closes the master...... „Jun Moxie! Your this little animal! Your little brat comes just right, but also said that your young this young brat will hide in Heavenly Punishment ominously for a lifetime! If you do not come, the old man I must go to Heavenly Punishment Forest to look for you personally! Now is rare your this young bastard automatic to give a visit to come, saved the old man to make a long and wearisome journey actually! The old men said now, if lesson not well in your this thing, has the shame with the natural justice principles governing relationships between people!” Uncle Dongfang whole face by red revolutions purple, calls out, sound like thunder clap, overwhelming power! 只不过现在东方大老爷原本还算是白皙的脸蛋此刻竟是一片枣红色,两眼喷火,气喘咻咻,看起来,越看越象关夫子了……“君莫邪！你这小畜生！你小子来得正好,还道你小这小兔崽子会在天罚凶地躲一辈子呢！你若是不来,老夫我就要亲自去天罚森林去找你了！如今难得你这小混蛋自动送上门来,倒是省了老夫长途跋涉！老夫今曰若不好好的教训于你这混帐东西,岂不是与天理伦常有愧！”东方大爷满脸由红转紫,一声暴喝,声如雷震,威猛之极！ With this like the violent thunder-like sound, Uncle Dongfang an arrow step goes forward, extends the rush-leaf fan big hand, to Jun Moxie, when the chest one has grasped! 随着这一声有如暴雷般的声音,东方大爷一个箭步上前,伸出蒲扇般的大手,就向君莫邪当胸一把抓了过来！ Baili Luoyun and Leng Ao (cold and proud) look at each other in blank dismay: This...... Is the sister's son maternal uncle in legend meets? Process so strange? Before , that old uncle met on hugs belly who the God God talked on endlessly to smile the belly to hurt, afterward this Great Uncle met gives Young Master Jun to trade 45 names continually, can hit make a move greatly? What complex relations this person is...... A Jun Moxie pitiful yell, starts running away at once! 百里落云和冷傲面面相觑:这……就是传说中的甥舅见面吗？过程怎地会如此的古怪呢？头前那位老舅舅一见面就神神叨叨的抱着肚子自己笑得肚子疼了,后来地这位大舅舅一见面就给君大少爷连换了45个称谓,跟着还要大打出手？这家人到底是什么样的复杂关系啊……君莫邪一声惨叫,拔腿就跑！ Now this grade of circumstance, does he in also dare by Dongfang Wenqing capture? This is the biological uncle! Hits back that is to be also unthinkable, resists continually is not the good drops, can only do puts together running away of short remaining life, if really by capture, then one ruthless oppressive can also be inescapable? 现在这等情势,他怎里还敢被东方问情抓住？这可是亲舅舅啊！还手那是想也不能想的,连招架都是不行滴,唯一能做的就是拼老命的逃,要是真被抓住,那么一顿狠虐还跑得了？ „Grandmother...... Help...... The uncle he must kill people, life-saving......” Young Master Jun fled from the Dongfang Wenqing armpit speedily, pitiful yelling, the live image was maltreated...... „your this lawless young brat also to dare to run! Halts to the father!” Uncle Dongfang exploded with rage simply the lung, follows pursues to come with long hurried strides, in an instant the sister's son maternal uncle two people pursue from the courtyard to the hall, also pursues coming out that runs away from the hall of nobody left, Jun Moxie shouted loudly to save a life, big of volume, deafening, made entire Dongfang Aristocratic Family to be in chaotic situation, countless people looked at an outcome inquisitively...... Sees the potential not to be wonderful, Young Master Jun turns toward the inner courtyard to fly to run away immediately, seeks for the reinforcement. “姥姥……救命啊……舅舅他要杀人了,救人啊……”君大少一溜烟地从东方问情胳肢窝里窜了出去,一路凄惨的大叫,活像是已经被人虐待得不行了……“你这个无法无天的小兔崽子还敢跑！给老子站住！”东方大爷简直气炸了肺,紧随其后大步流星地追赶而来,刹那间甥舅二人就从院子里追到大厅里,又从空无一人的大厅里一追一逃的出来,君莫邪一路大喊大叫救命,音量之大,震耳欲聋,闹得整个东方世家鸡飞狗跳,无数人探头探脑的看个究竟……见势不妙,君大少立即向着内院飞逃,寻找救兵。 Uncle Dongfang clenches jaws, closely pursues. Does not pursue the renouncing appearance that does not give up! This stance: You ascend the sky I to pursue you to soaring to the clouds the palace, you go to sea I to pursue you to arrive at the crystal palace! You drill me to pursue you to Yan Luofu, you head west I to pursue on your straight Main Hall! 东方大爷则是咬牙切齿,紧紧追赶。一副不追到底决不罢休的决绝样子！这架势,正所谓:你上天我就追你到凌霄殿,你下海我就追你到水晶宫！你钻地我就追你到阎罗府,你西行我就追你直上大雄宝殿！ In brief is on under the poor blue sky Yellow Spring, said that anything also obtains this tone! 总之是上穷碧落下黄泉,说啥也得出这口气！ How could Uncle Dongfang this has had such big clown for a lifetime! But for many years did not have the younger generation, makes him fly into a rage truly. With great difficulty after a grasped ray of hope, can let off? Is unfilial, no afterlife is most common...... Therefore in obtaining Jun Moxie that sets after bearing children „secret technique”, Uncle Dongfang basically meticulously goes by the book, every action and every movement, perform are strict according to Jun Moxie „secret technique” execution, the least bit does not dare to neglect...... One is busy at work, the result is without doubt remarkable. Several months later then saw that several wife and concubines have blown up the belly, not to mention Uncle Dongfang in the heart had is satisfied and happy...... At that time if makes him see Jun Moxie this good nephew, coming out that it is estimated that kneels down to kowtow the matter that he can make! Where also manages what high and low high and low? Saves the man dignity the kindness! 东方大爷这一辈子何曾出过这么大的丑！但多年来没有后人,却真正让他急了眼。好不容易抓住了一线希望之后,焉能放过？不孝有三,无后为大啊……所以在得到君莫邪那套关于生儿育女的“秘法”之后,东方大爷基本上是一丝不苟地照本宣科,一举一动,尽都是严格按照君莫邪的“秘法”执行,半点不敢怠慢……一番忙活,成绩无疑是显著的。几个月之后便见到数个妻妾都鼓起了肚子,别提东方大爷心中有多么满足和高兴了……在那个时候若是让他见到君莫邪这位好外甥,估计跪下磕头的事他都能做的出来！哪里还管什么上下尊卑？拯救男人尊严的恩德啊！ But during since one time had no intention after Dongfang Wenjian talked to know the truth...... Uncle Dongfang then understands: The medicine that actually Jun Moxie initially gave, has all cured own problem, does not use any chant posture anything everything in disorder can also be pregnant...... This in other words, oneself by oneself that good nephew to have saved at the same time also maliciously has played a trick on! 但自从一次无意之中与东方问剑谈话之后得知了真相……东方大爷这才明白:其实君莫邪当初给的药,已经把自家的毛病全都治好了,根本不用什么口诀姿势什么乱七八糟的也能怀孕……这也就是说,自己被自己那位好外甥拯救了的同时还狠狠地耍弄了一顿！ This scandal was also known by own Second Brother completely! Those who make people unacceptable is: His Second Brother is a big mouth!...... Thereupon, was the Third Brother knows first...... Again then...... Regardless of where Uncle Dongfang some time arrives at to hear the laughter, this made Sir suffer from a new problem: To laughter allergy! So long as hears the laughter to do without regard for the circumstances flies into a rage...... But, person this for a lifetime, some whose not joyful funny matters? Cited a simple example saying: Some people do not put one under the big crowd of people carefully, but can also cause joyful laughing...... Do not raise matter so forth too to be really many...... Nowadays Uncle Dongfang soon were nervous, hears the laughter, with is to aim at own! 偏偏这桩丑事还被自己的二弟知道个尽！更让人不能接受的是:自己的这位二弟还是一个大嘴巴！……于是乎,先是三弟知道了……再然后……东方大爷在一段时间里无论走到哪里都能听到笑声,这让大爷患上了一个新的毛病:对笑声过敏！只要听见笑声就会不问情由地大发雷霆……但,人这一辈子,谁没有一些快乐好笑的事情？举个简单的例子说:有人在大庭广众之下不小心放一个屁,还能引起一阵快乐的哄笑呢……更不要提诸如此类的事情实在太多……现如今的东方大爷都快要神经质了,一听到笑声,就以为是针对自己的！ At this moment saw that chief criminal suddenly appears, Dongfang Wenqing is the air/Qi does not hit one simply! How regardless of being not willing to let off, said that anything cannot let off, cannot let off absolutely!!! 此刻见到罪魁祸首突然出现,东方问情简直是气不打一处来！无论如何也是不肯放过的,说什么也不能放过,绝对不能放过！！！ „cough cough! What matter? Had an accident? Rebellion?” During is pursuing, a dignified cough resounds, the Old Madame Dongfang air/Qi calms down idly came out from the inner courtyard. Was seeing being in chaotic situation of full courtyard! “咳咳！什么事？出了什么事了？造反吗？”正在追逐之中,一声威严的咳嗽响起,东方老夫人气定神闲的从内院出来了。正看到了满院子的鸡飞狗跳！ Dongfang Wenjian Second Master hid in behind covers the mouth to have one type to be going from top to bottom the trend of convulsion...... The big liberator arrives finally, Jun Moxie as if received amnesty, hiding speedily to Old Madame behind, a grievance of face: „Grandmother...... The uncle he was insane...... I come him to kill me...... What's all this about! You save a life!” 东方问剑二爷躲在后面捂着嘴巴浑身上下已经有一种将要抽风的趋向了……大救星终于到来,君莫邪如蒙大赦,一溜烟的躲到了老夫人身后,一脸的委屈:“姥姥……舅舅他疯了……我一来他就要打死我……这是咋回事啊！您救命啊！” Old Madame Dongfang has violated a supercilious look reluctantly in secret: In good condition who will kill you? Also wasn't your little brat initially could court disaster? When really my dotard? 东方老夫人无奈地暗中犯了一个白眼:好端端的谁会打死你？还不是你小子当初自己惹得祸？真当我老糊涂么？ But the old person skill is experienced and reliable, on face completely is color of the astonishment, scolds the said/tunnel to Dongfang Wenqing: „Calls a halt, your this grandfather and grandchild are so noisy highly improper! Looked you two one big one small what appearance the courtyard did? Even if small wanting to play all the time, could it be your this big also played to become addicted? Actually what's the matter? Mentioned the cause and effect listens!” 但老人家功力何等老到,脸上尽是一片惊讶之色,对东方问情呵斥地道:“停手,你们这爷俩这么闹成何体统！看你们两个一大一小的把院子搞成了什么样子？就算是小的贪玩,难道你这个大的也玩上瘾了？究竟是怎么回事？把前因后果说来听听！” The sister's son maternal uncle fights, Old Madame naturally turns toward own grandchild, this point definitely is without a doubt. 甥舅打架,老夫人自然是向着自己的外孙的,这一点肯定是毋庸置疑。 But this seemingly just question was to let Uncle Dongfang almost does not have the one breath to faint. Did the cause and effect mention listen? This matter...... Can say? The suddenly whole face purple rises, the finger shivers is pointing at Jun Moxie: „Well...... Good...... Young brat, your you...... You are waiting to father......” 但这句貌似公道的问话却是让东方大爷差点没一口气厥了过去。前因后果说来听听？这事……是能说的吗？顿时满脸紫涨,手指头颤抖的指着君莫邪:“好好……好……小兔崽子,你你你……你给老子等着的……” Calling out of Jun Moxie wrongful treatment: „Uncle, the words cannot say, the grandmother said right, even if I have made the mistake really anything, you said that everybody figured out, if I have made a mistake, I made you hit one to vent anger do not have anything...... But your anything did not say that is one punches...... I too suffering from injustice I...... Said that any I was also ten thousand miles far away just arrived at main house gate, has not drunk including the mouth hot water, pocket was one explodes punches, who could bear, the nephew had anything to make the incorrect place, you said actually......” 君莫邪冤屈的叫道:“舅舅啊,话不说不开,姥姥说得对,就算我真做错了什么,你说出来,大家评评理,若是我真的错了,那我让您打一顿出出气也没啥……可您啥也不说上来就是一顿揍……我太委屈了我……说啥俺也是万里迢迢刚到家门口,连口热水也没喝上,兜头就是一顿爆揍,谁受得了呀,外甥有啥做得不对的地方,您倒是说啊……” At this moment, looks at the expression on Young Master Jun face, can compare favorably in June the thousand Gucci injustice of flying snow absolutely! 此刻,看君大少脸上的表情,绝对可以媲美六月飞雪的千古奇冤！ Liverwurst breaks, horizon where seeks the intimate friend...... Uncle Dongfang stared round the eye, two eyeballs have almost protruded the eye socket, air/Qi hmph hmph, was a character cannot say, today this is unable to speak out about one's grievances, he was eats...... „Hahaha......” institute entrance place, sitting that originally smiled sent out one to laugh in ground Third Master Dongfang Wendao suddenly, only smiled lies in the ground tears tears crossflow, a big fist whipped the ground freely, the whole body twitching convulsion shakes chaff general fierce shivering, to afterward, directly out of breath...... Dongfang Wenqing had vent place finally, bellows: „Old Third, what there do you laugh foolishly?! also not dignity!” Was saying, while the quick steps rush go. 一曲肝肠断,天涯何处觅知音……东方大爷瞪圆了眼睛,俩眼珠子几乎凸出了眼眶,气的一个劲的哼哼,偏偏就是一个字也说不出来,今天这哑巴亏,他是吃定了……“哈哈哈……”院门口处,本来就已经笑的坐在地上的三爷东方问刀突然发出一阵爆笑,只笑得趴在地上涕泪横流,一只大拳头不住地拍打地面,浑身抽搐痉挛筛糠一般的剧烈颤抖,到后来,直接上气不接下气了……东方问情终于有了发泄的地方,大吼一声:“老三,你在那里傻笑什么？！还有没有点体统了！”一边说着,一边疾步冲上前去。 Dongfang Wendao hearing this does not suddenly feel wonderfully, the laughter still has not stopped, actually jumped to set out, must run away, but he one laughs has smiled the whole body to feel weak, simply has not dashed about wildly with enough time is seized by own Big Brother, then generally was carried on such as a sandbag, immediately outside hears to put a firecracker common crowded explosive...... 东方问刀闻言顿觉不妙,笑声犹自未止,却已经跳起身来,才要逃走,但他一番大笑已经笑得浑身乏力,根本就还未来得及狂奔就已经被自己的大哥捉住了,接着就如一个沙包一般被拎了出去,随即听见外面放炮竹一般的一阵密集的爆响…… ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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