OEM :: Volume #9

#806: Beautiful women and beautiful male...

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Bang! 轰！ The Profound Beast group instant rushed out of the nest! The cry resounds, Jun Moxie looked askance by the thunder mouth crookedly, sat directly, looks at Xiong Kaishan, cannot think absolutely this goods were also too direct, this what adjective, does he from which study? On this bear, least must over 700 jin (0.5 kg) body weights, is unexpectedly small and exquisite in Xiong Kaishan in the eyes, smart-alecky encouraging...... Moreover this is first meeting, this goods started proposing unexpectedly! Moreover is such overbearing! 玄兽群瞬时炸了窝！嗷嗷的叫声响成一片,君莫邪被雷的嘴歪眼斜,直接一屁股坐了下来,看着熊开山,万万想不到这货也太直接了,这都什么形容词,他从哪学得呢？就这头熊,最少也要在700斤以上的体重,在熊开山眼中居然小巧玲珑,俏皮可喜……而且这才是第一次见面,这货居然已经开始了求婚！而且还是如此的霸道！ Marries me, when my wife! Lives little bear for me! 嫁给我吧,当我老婆吧！为我生小熊吧！ Has such proposes? 有这么求婚的？ If this trades to cultivate the behavior the kind, saw the girl who likes went forward saying: Marries me! When my wife! Has the son for me!...... Hasn't that made the person hit to be barely alive directly? Then scolded departure that ‚mental illness’ then disdained? 这要是换做人类,看到喜欢的姑娘就上前这么说:嫁给我吧！当我老婆吧！为我生儿子吧！……那还不直接让人打个半死不活？然后再骂一句‘神经病’然后不屑的离去？ But He Chongxiao and the others actually such stand on one side, let alone has interfered, does not think the surprise unexpectedly slightly...... „what kind of? Are you willing not to want?” The Xiong Kaishan eye stares, somewhat anxious asking. 但鹤冲霄等人却是就这么站在一边,别说干涉了,竟是丝毫也不觉得诧异……“怎么样？你愿意还是不愿意？”熊开山眼睛一瞪,有些紧张的问道。 „My my I...... Others...... Others...... My I...... Does not know......” Xiong Xiaowu pitiful looks around, as if to request reinforcements, tight retreat step by step, the entire unwieldy body nearly falls down...... „doesn't know? Does not know that won't reject? Does not reject is not the meaning of agreement! The agreement was you complies to be my wife, came the wife, we went home, won the time, made little bear.......” The Xiong Kaishan big mouth one, stretches out the chubby bear's paws, unexpectedly thinks that going forward shakes hand. “我我我……人家……人家……我我……不知道……”熊小舞可怜巴巴的四处看着,似乎在求援,一步步的紧张的后退,整个笨重的身子险些摔倒在地……“不知道？不知道就是不会拒绝了？不拒绝不就是同意的意思么！同意就是你答应做我老婆了,来老婆,我们回家去,争取时间,制造小熊……。”熊开山大嘴一咧,伸出胖乎乎的熊掌,居然就想上前拉手。 Xiong Xiaowu looked that such almost must cry, the eye does not live looked that looks like quite old Dark Golden Bear to side not far away another. 熊小舞看那样子几乎要哭了起来,眼睛不住的看向身边不远处另一头看起来比较年老的黑金熊。 Xiong Kaishan naturally also discovered. Puts out a hand a finger/refers: „You! Come out! Are you Dark Golden Bear head of the clan? Un?” 熊开山自然也发现了。伸手一指:“你！出来！你是黑金熊的族长吧？嗯？” That Old Bear is all smile walks: „Sir Bear King, yes, I am Dark Golden Bear head of the clan bear Dabao...... Also is the small dance father......” 那头老熊满脸堆笑的走过来:“熊王大人,是,我是黑金熊的族长熊大宝……也是小舞的父亲……” „Oh, is a father-in-law!” Xiong Kaishan beckoned with the hand, said: „To our matters, you definitely doesn't have the opinion? Should think very honorable? Father-in-law!” Father-in-law these three characters, are actually Xiong Kaishan these days with the Jun Moxie mouth study: Un, wife's father, is oneself father-in-law...... Now sees the Xiong Xiaowu father, naturally has shown off the knowledge, these anything that said a moment ago „small and exquisite and smart-alecky encouraging” asks for the favor of bear beautiful woman, now said that „father-in-law” is actually demonstrated own knowledge is profound, out of the ordinary. “哦,原来是老丈人！”熊开山摆了摆手,道:“对我俩的事,你肯定没意见吧？应该觉得很光荣吧？啊,老丈人！”老丈人这三个字,却是熊开山这段时间跟君莫邪嘴里学来的:嗯,老婆的父亲,就是自己的老丈人……现在见到熊小舞的父亲,自然而然的就卖弄了一下知识,刚才说的那些什么“小巧玲珑、俏皮可喜”是讨熊美人的欢心,现在说“老丈人”却是显示自己知识渊博,与众不同。 „Is...... Does not have the opinion...... Does not have the opinion, is very honorable! Truly is very honorable,” say/way that too honorable...... Dark Golden Bear Clan long bear Dabao has grovelled, but actually does not understand that ‚father-in-law’ these three characters are any meanings, but concluded that is a polite name, modest said/tunnel: „It is not at all Sir Bear King ‚father-in-law’ name, you...... You are my father-in-law......” “是是……没意见……没意见,很光荣！确实是很光荣,太光荣了……”黑金熊族长熊大宝点头哈腰的道,但却不明白‘老丈人’这三个字是啥意思,但料定是一种尊称,谦虚地道:“不敢当熊王大人‘老丈人’的称呼,您……您才是我的老丈人啊……” You are my father-in-law...... Jun Moxie almost must spurt a blood to perish crazily...... He sat on the ground, originally by the thunder, in addition words, direct-hit thunder four limbs twitching whole body convulsion...... This what with what?! 您才是我老丈人……君莫邪几乎要狂喷一口鲜血而亡……他坐在地上,本就被雷得不行了,再加上句话,直接雷了个四肢抽搐浑身痉挛……这都什么跟什么啊？！ „Eh, this is not good! I cannot, when your father-in-law! Your this Old bastard wants to occupy me cheaply......” Xiong Kaishan just about to get angry unexpectedly, suppresses, benign say/way: „Ok, who lets you are a father-in-law, you hurry to be quicker go back to prepare the dowry, I get married with your daughter/girl, your this can Old bastard prepare? Cannot make too poor, she who your daughter/girl marries later may on our Bear Clan queen, want the model mother world, to rule ten thousand bears...... Un, the loose ratafia of your side, also honey cake...... Each type delivers ten thousand jin (0.5 kg) to come, definitely doesn't have the issue?!” “额,这个可不行！我可不能当你的老丈人！你这老东西居然想占我便宜……”熊开山刚要发火,又抑制住,和颜悦色的道:“算了,谁让你是老丈人呢,你赶紧快些回去准备嫁妆,我跟你闺女成亲,你这老东西总得准备准备吧？可不能让你闺女嫁的太寒酸,她之后可就咱们熊族的王后了,要母仪天下、君临万熊的……嗯,你们那边的松果酒,还有蜂蜜饼……每一种送个万把斤过来,肯定没问题吧？！” Xiong Kaishan negligent say/way. 熊开山大咧咧的道。 „Is...... Certainly acts accordingly......” bear Dabao to comply repeatedly. “是是……一定照办……”熊大宝连声答应。 Therefore, under Jun Moxie stares dumbfounded, this marriage such...... Became...... Jun Moxie shocks! Is this also good? Also wants the model mother world, to rule ten thousand bears?! My day Lord! 于是,在君莫邪瞠目结舌之下,这桩亲事就这么……成了……君莫邪为之大跌眼镜！这样也行？还要母仪天下、君临万熊？！我的个天老爷啊！ Unexpectedly also seeks a marriage alliance like this...... Then first time meets, directly forcefully must go to a wife, moreover pursues the father-in-law to demand the dowry...... Not only demanded the dowry, but also came lion big opened mouth! 居然还有这样求亲的……这才第一次见面啊,就直接强行要去了一个老婆,而且还追着老丈人索要嫁妆……不仅索要嫁妆,而且还是来了一个狮子大张口！ Moreover the speech is impolite, direct Old bastard...... Has such calls oneself father-in-law? 而且说话一点也不客气,直接一口一个老东西……有这么称呼自己老丈人的？ What most accident/surprise is...... Did not bring a point to hinder, directly became! 最意外的是……还不带一点阻滞的,直接就成了！ Wife big dowry all has in addition! 老婆外加大笔嫁妆全有！ It seems like this son-in-law directly is the stance that a bandit carries off a girl to be one's wife! 貌似这位女婿直接就是一土匪抢亲的架势吧！ No! Even if the bandit carries off a girl to be one's wife, at least should also many sweet words and honeyed phrases, least also a little to pledge, his bandit was inferior simply! What matter did this call? 不！就算是土匪抢亲,起码还应该多少有些甜言蜜语呢,最少也要有点承诺,这丫的简直连个土匪都不如！这叫什么事呢？ This world was also too crazy, no, should say that this Profound Beast world was too seemingly crazy, this what and what?! 这世界也太疯狂了,不,应该说这玄兽世界貌似太疯狂了,这都什么和什么啊？！ „Congratulates Bear King, congratulates Bear King!” Bellows, numerous Profound Beast congratulates with one voice, unexpectedly becomes accustomed to this grade of scene, had not thought slightly has anything not to suit...... Xiong Kaishan opened the big mouth, complacent, is drawing the big hand of Xiong Xiaowu, walked one before the formation joyfully back and forth, both hands hold the fist in the other hand, heavily returns a courtesy: „Many thanks brothers! From now on, person who my Old Bear also has the wife!” “恭喜熊王,贺喜熊王！”一阵大吼,众玄兽齐声恭喜,居然对这等场面习以为常,丝毫没有觉得有什么不对劲……熊开山裂开了大嘴,得意洋洋,拉着熊小舞的大手,满面春风地在队列前走了一个来回,双手抱拳,重重回礼:“多谢弟兄们！今后,俺老熊也是有老婆的人啦！” Xiong Xiaowu bashful follow after him, bashful lowering the head, follow after him, a short tail oscillates, in expression, does not have the least bit to be compelled own that suffering from injustice feeling, somewhat is very happy on the contrary very much...... Tiger King Hu Liede is narrowing the eye, the strange sound applauds, at the same time sweeps to sweep off in own tribal group own eye...... After long time, collects nearby Jun Moxie, somewhat sighed the say/way that very much sighed: „Oh, the brother-in-law, you have a look...... Bear Old Four this fellow, has the luck really...... The new bride, is long may really be attractive...... Really was a pity, so the beautiful woman, why is not my Tiger Clan?” In the words, unexpectedly is very the meanings of some greedy saliva alluring...... Jun Moxie has been startled, hardship is slanting the eye, incredible looks at Hu Liede: „Had the luck? Really attractive? So beautiful woman?...... Hu Liede, haven't you had a fever? What were you saying?” 熊小舞忸忸怩怩的跟在他身后,羞答答的垂着头,跟在他身后,身后的一条短短的尾巴摆来摆去,神色中,也没有半点被人逼亲的那种委屈的感觉,反倒是很有些喜上眉梢……虎王胡裂地眯着眼睛,怪声叫好,一边将自己的眼睛在自己的族群里扫来扫去……半晌之后,才凑在君莫邪跟前,很是有些喟叹的道:“唉,姐夫,你看看……熊老四这家伙,真算是有福了……那新娘子,长得可真是好看啊……真是可惜,如此美人,为啥不是我虎族的呢？”话语中,居然很是有些馋涎欲滴的意思……君莫邪真惊了一下,厄斜着眼睛,不可置信的看着胡裂地:“有福了？真是好看？如此美人？……胡裂地,你没发烧吧？你到底在说什么呢？” „Aiya...... The brother-in-law, you may really be...... You have a look at that bear Niu that black wool, how luminous, above Golden Hair circle, how attractive, also that stature, is health how, looks at that appearance again, that nose, collapsing how...... tch tch, that eye, is the genuine bear eye, that mouth, but is really extravagant...... tch tch, also that head ear, stands erect to stand tall and erect, also that big buttocks, simply are high grade in high grade, lives several little darlings not to have the issue...... Only minor defect in something otherwise perfect, was tail was too short some......” “哎呀……姐夫,您可真是……你看看那熊妞的那身黑毛,多么的光亮,上面的金毛圈,是多么的诱人,还有那身材,是多么的健康,再看那长相,那鼻子,多么的塌啊……啧啧,那眼睛,才是真正的熊眼啊,那嘴巴,可真是阔啊……啧啧,还有那头上的耳朵,是多么直立高耸,还有那大屁股,简直就是极品中的极品啊,生几个小宝宝也是没问题的……唯一美中不足的,就是尾巴太短了些……” „Was also good, mainly appears by that gigantic beautiful buttocks...... Had already heard Dark Golden Bear Clan had the Heavenly Punishment first beautiful woman, now looks like, really lived up to reputation, how those words said, was right, was knowing a person by his reputation not as good as meeting him face-to-face, met the victory to be well-known...... Really made the person look at heart itchy, how first to take a look by bear Old Four, was really the silly person has the silly luck......” Tiger King Hu Liede said that while mouth-watering, evidently, if not for Xiong Kaishan first occupied, he wanted the horizontal blade to seize to like proposing the duel...... Jun Moxie long time, the corners of the mouth twitched stunned: „Hu Liede, you determined that yourself did say are the innermost thoughts? The Heavenly Punishment first beautiful woman? Is she Heavenly Punishment first beautiful woman?!” “不过也不错了,主要还是被那硕大的美臀显得……早就听说过黑金熊族出了一位天罚第一美人,如今看来,果然是名不虚传,那句话怎么说,对了,是闻名不如见面,见面更胜闻名啊……真是让人看了心里痒痒啊,怎么就被熊老四先瞅到了呢,真是傻人有傻福……”虎王胡裂地一边说,一边哗哗的流口水,看样子,若不是熊开山抢先占下了,他就要横刀夺爱提出决斗了……君莫邪愕然良久,才嘴角抽搐了一下:“胡裂地,你丫地确定你自己说得都是心里话？天罚第一美人？她是天罚第一美人？！” „Was brother-in-law, what you saying? Was she Heavenly Punishment first beautiful woman is extraordinary? could it be like my Big Sister is the beautiful woman? Wants the stature not to have the stature, wants buttocks not to have the buttocks, lives the little darling? When your son is born, you knew difficultly!” “姐夫,你在说什么？她是天罚第一美人还出奇了？难道象我大姐那样的才算美人？要身材没有身材,要屁股没有屁股,怎么生小宝宝呢？等到你儿子降生的时候,你就知道艰难了！” Hu Liede looked that mental handicap appearance looks at Young Master Jun, is very some say/way of doing best to convince: „Brother-in-law...... cough cough, although everybody admires to Big Sister very much . Moreover the Big Sister ability also is really outstanding, everybody genuinely respect her...... But her looks, were really too a that anything point! Although Snake Queen that girl stature is not good, but her main body is the snake, changed from unable to escape the skinny morality and conduct again, was Big Sister that high cultivation base, how to model oneself attractively? Has saying that brother-in-law's your aesthetic viewpoint is really too...... Alternative......” 胡裂地一副看智障的样子看着君大少爷,很是有些苦口婆心的道:“姐夫……咳咳,虽然大家对大姐都很佩服,而且大姐的能力也实在是出众,大伙儿都从心眼里尊敬她……但她那副尊容,实在是太那啥一点了！虽说蛇王那丫头身材也不好,但她本体是蛇,再怎么化形也脱不了皮包骨头的德行,可是大姐那么高的修为,怎么就不把自己塑得好看一点呢？不得不说,姐夫你的审美观点实在是太……另类了……” „Brother-in-law...... Was not the brothers I says you, oh, married my Big Sister, was really your such individual......” Hu Liede has grinned white/in vain blindly, shakes the head, in the nostril flushed air, appearance that sobbing . Moreover, listened in the ear of Jun Moxie, unexpectedly also one type ‚some aging unsaleable goods people are willing to want finally’ that feeling relieved pleased tone...... What meter? Mei Xueyan such unexpectedly also isn't the beautiful woman? Such peerless grace and talent, such deportment myriad, such celestial or angelic appearance accommodates wonderfully...... Unexpectedly in Heavenly Punishment Forest is not considered as that the beautiful woman? Moreover listens to the meaning of Hu Liede, also some are ‚unmarried female’ meaning...... Married my Big Sister, was really white/in vain blindly your such individual...... Do you know, your Big Sister such, if exits to live with the bride's family, perhaps the entire Xuan Xuan Continent man can pile up with and put down Heavenly Punishment Forest immediately!? “姐夫啊……不是兄弟我说你,唉,娶了我大姐,真是白瞎你这么个人了……”胡裂地咧着嘴,摇着头,鼻孔里吹着气,一副唏嘘的样子,而且,听在君莫邪的耳朵里,居然还有一种‘陈年滞销货终于有人肯要’的那种如释重负的快慰口气……啥米？梅雪烟那样的居然还不算美人？那样的风华绝代,那样的仪态万千,那样的仙姿妙容……居然在天罚森林里不算是美人？而且听胡裂地的意思,还有些是‘剩女’的意思……娶了我大姐,真是白瞎你这么个人了了……你们知道不知道,你大姐那样的若是出去招亲,恐怕整个玄玄大陆的男人能够立刻将天罚森林堆满、平了！？ Wait/Etc....... Mei Xueyan such you can talk into the ugly girl, but also spoken lines blind my such individual...... Did this meaning how could it not be in other words my ugly nobody ask about? 等等……梅雪烟那样的你们都能说成丑女,还说白瞎了我这么个人了……这意思岂不就是说我丑的无人问津了？ Jun Moxie stunned long time, making this soft knife hold dizzily, the air/Qi results in the hand and foot shivering small face to be pallid, then the head bang hangs by freely falling body on the table, back and forth has shot several...... The heavens place, has killed me...... I do not live! But did not have the face to live! 君莫邪愕然半晌,让这一记软刀子捅得天旋地转,气得手足颤抖小脸煞白,然后脑袋以自由落体式砰地一声垂在桌子上,来回弹了几下……天啊地啊,杀了我吧……我不活了！可是没脸活了！ Originally I in this crowd of aesthetic viewpoint abnormal Profound Beast in the eyes unexpectedly am a handsome man, that not in other words...... Young Master Jun was direct...... Originally Heavenly Punishment Forest aesthetic standard, and between common custom entirely different, simply is clearly opposite, my heavens...... At this moment, Xiong Kaishan hears sound walked, stares to denounce severely Hu Liede: „What your little brat talked nonsense, Big Sister was how unattractive, how on white Xia the brother-in-law, your what meaning?!” 原来我在这群审美观点畸形的玄兽眼中居然是一位美男子,那不就是说……君大少直接无语了……原来天罚森林的审美标准,跟世俗之间大不相同啊,简直就是截然相反的,我的天哪……恰在这时,熊开山闻声走了过来,瞪着眼睛痛斥胡裂地:“你小子胡说什么呢,大姐怎么就不漂亮,怎么就白瞎姐夫了,你啥意思？！” Hu Liede is a little scared: „Fourth Brother, I said anything, I said us to the view of Big Sister, you not also......” 胡裂地有点傻眼:“四哥,我说什么了,我就说咱们对大姐的看法了,你不也……” Xiong Kaishan bear's paws pat in the Tiger King tiger's head, gives a loud shout: „I called you little brat to talk nonsense again!” 熊开山一记熊掌拍在虎王的虎头上,大喝一声:“我叫你小子再胡说！” With him thinks that again very low sound said: „Does your this person who is all brawn and no brains, you want to mix the yellow Big Sister good deed not? Do you want to continue to make Big Sister remain at home not? The rare brother-in-law does not mind Big Sister, two people also such cross-eye, the tortoise look at the mung bean, you have played a dirty trick to with great difficulty unexpectedly?......” 跟着再用他自以为很低的声音说道:“你这个夯货,你是不是想搅和黄大姐的好事是不？你想继续让大姐留在家里是不？难得姐夫不介意大姐,两人还那么的对眼,正是王八看绿豆,好不容易对上了你居然使坏？……” Hu Liede is thorough: „Fourth Brother, I do not have that meaning, does not have that meaning, I am......” 胡裂地彻底傻眼:“四哥,我没那意思,真没那意思,我就是……” ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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