OEM :: Volume #6

#528: Sexually harasses with «Madame White Snake»...

Has drunk pot old wine satisfactory, made chewing motions to stuff oneself greatly quickly Jun Moxie, finally restored spirit/mind. Starts to eat assorted cooked food leisurely, simultaneously attentively is four beautiful women serves food greatly adds the meat dishes. 美美地喝了一壶老酒,大快朵颐胡吃海塞一番的君莫邪,终于算是恢复了精神。开始慢条斯理地吃起各色菜肴来,同时更大是殷勤地为四位美女布菜添肴。 „Miss Mei, tastes this, this is the good thing, after having eaten, can nourish yin to invigorate the kidney, the cosmetology raises the face, although you do not need this, but how the woman will mind oneself are more splendid, not......” “梅姑娘,来尝尝这个,这可是好东西,吃了之后能够滋阴补肾,美容养颜,虽然你也不太需要这个,但女人又怎么会介意自己更出色呢,是不……” „Qinghan, come, eats this, this can the blood recovery place, look on your days face pale pale, makes me grieved really......” “清寒,来,吃点这个,这个可是能补血地,看你这几天脸上苍白苍白的,真让我心痛……” „Xiaoyi, come, eats this, this is very delicious, you chew to try...... Un un, more chews is more fragrant? Haha, inside this adulterates my unique secret recipe, the flavor/smell out of the ordinary......” “小艺,来,吃这个,这个很好吃的,你嚼一下试试……嗯嗯,是不是越嚼越香？哈哈,这里边可是搀杂我的独门秘方,味道与众不同……” „Qian Xun, other light eats vegetarian dish, come, tastes this snake bouillon, drops tastily...... The entrance, seriously is the rare delicacy......” “芊寻,别光吃素菜,来,尝尝这蛇肉羹,多么滴鲜美啊……入口即化,当真是难得的美味……” „Jun Moxie! You want dead happily directly said, I help you!” Snake Queen Qian Xun was almost air/Qi crookedly nose, eyeful malignant influences! This fellow, was eaten the snake meat by oneself this Snake Queen unexpectedly, can he also be shameless not...... „volume? Is could it be unsatisfied? Is my mistake, hehe, Miss Qian Xun, these small snakes naturally cannot enter your discernment, the next time, I do certainly one's best, you grasps Snake Queen to cook teasing that......” Jun Moxie continued to act recklessly for the girl. “君莫邪！你想死就痛快直接说,我成全你！”蛇王芊寻几乎气歪了鼻子,满眼煞气！这家伙,居然让自己这位蛇王吃蛇肉,他还能再无耻一点不……“额？难道还不满意？是我的错,呵呵,芊寻姑娘,这些小蛇自然入不了你的法眼,下一次,我一定鞠躬尽瘁,为姑娘你抓一条蛇王来炖了……”君莫邪继续不知死活的调侃。 Saw that Snake Queen Qian Xun must erupt, Mei Xueyan snort/hum, looks at Jun Moxie: „Shut up!” 眼看蛇王芊寻就要爆发,梅雪烟哼了一声,看着君莫邪:“闭嘴！” The Jun Moxie speech sound stops suddenly, eats in low spirits greatly, this we may unable to stir up greatly, too fierce and tough! 君莫邪话声戛然而止,闷头大吃,这位大大咱可惹不起,太凶悍了！ Finally finished eating the food, has a look at some also time. A Jun Moxie eyeball revolution, said: „Is all right in any case temporarily, I told a story to you, very splendid story.” 终于吃完饭,看看还有些时间。君莫邪眼珠一转,道:“反正暂时没事,我给你们讲个故事吧,很精彩的故事啊。” Then, no matter also four female agreements did not agree, Jun Moxie on selfish twists the mouth sidewise the big mouth, told the story. Young Master Jun this reported is the «Madame White Snake» story...... The nature, said from the mouth of Jun Moxie, was certainly different from traditional Madame White Snake. In his mouth, these two snakes, white snake green snake, is Profound Beast...... Moreover is expert of Beast King Supreme rank...... The Madame White Snake story, the Jun Moxie lecture changes especially, greatly is fascinating. Including thinks from the beginning he must tease oneself Snake Queen Qian Xun also to hear to be fascinated. When hears Lady White Snake for Xu Xian birth next one, Snake Queen Qian Xun is holding the cheek, on the face red, suddenly the gasser asked one: „That anything...... What this Lady White Snake at that time fresh is a baby...... An egg?” 说完,也不管四女同意还是不同意,君莫邪就自顾自的咧开大嘴,讲起故事来。君大少爷这回说得却是《白蛇传》的故事……自然,从君莫邪的嘴里讲出来,与传统的白蛇传当然是不一样的。在他的嘴里,这两条蛇,一条白蛇一条青蛇,都是玄兽……而且是兽王至尊级别的强者……白蛇传的故事,君莫邪讲得格外跌宕起伏,大是引人入胜。连一开始认为他要调侃自己的蛇王芊寻也听得入了迷。当听到白娘子为许仙诞下一子的时候,蛇王芊寻托着腮帮子,脸上红红的,突然加塞问了一句:“那啥……这位白娘子当时生下来的是一个婴儿……还是一个蛋？” „Eh...... This, seemingly is a baby.” Jun Moxie has rubbed the chin, looking pensive: „This point is unable to research actually. Only if...... The man who now can have one to change from Profound Beast Snake Queen Supreme that marries a person in world...... We should be able clear......” “额……这个,貌似是一个婴儿。”君莫邪揉了揉下巴,若有所思:“不过这一点其实也无从考证了。除非……现在能有一位能够化形的玄兽蛇王至尊嫁给一个人世间的男人……那我们应该就能清楚了……” Snake Queen Qian Xun works on the teapot on table to strike an attitude to throw on his face, a people suddenly laughter. 蛇王芊寻抓起桌上的茶壶作势要扔在他脸上,众人顿时一阵笑声。 „Do not interrupt, hurries to say. Actually afterward how?” Mei Xueyan hurried urging. This Heavenly Punishment Boss to this story hears quite fascinated, actually to speak the intervention, urged loudly. “不要打岔,赶紧讲下去。究竟后来又如何了？”梅雪烟急忙催促。这位天罚老大对这个故事听得相当入迷,竟然出言干预,更大声地催促了起来。 „Eh...... That ocean of the law is a profound scholar...... Finally...... Finally closed/pass Lady White Snake under Lei Feng Tower!” Jun Moxie is continuing hurriedly, three waves to a single stroke said: „And writes the calligraphy copybook: „ Only if Xihu water drying, Leifeng Pagoda but actually, otherwise this Beast King had decided that is unable to leave comes! Thinks that Xihu lake bottom goes nonstop to the sea, when to be dry? But that Leifeng Pagoda is refined copper casts all over the body, the standing erect world underwent thousands of year years, the foundation is reliable, is the immortal personally casting, how possibly but actually? Therefore this so-called condition, but is one type deceives forget it......” “额……那法海本是一个大儒……终于……最后将白娘子关在了雷锋塔下！”君莫邪急忙续着,一波三折的讲了下去:“并写下法帖:“除非西湖水干,雷峰塔倒,否则这位兽王决计无法出得来！想那西湖湖底直通大海,到几时才能干涸？而那雷峰塔更是通体精铜所铸,屹立人间已历千万年岁月,根基牢固无比,更是仙人亲自铸造,怎么可能会倒？所以这所谓的条件,不过是一种欺骗罢了……” Jun Moxie talk about here, the people sighed together. The Snake Queen Qian Xun shall be grateful as a personal favor, the eye socket was somewhat red. Dugu Xiaoyi was the tears fell, say/way sobbingly: „What to do can that? Such could not come out for a lifetime, pitiful Lady White Snake...... wuuu really good pitiful......” 君莫邪讲到这里,众人一起叹息。蛇王芊寻感同身受,眼圈有些红了。独孤小艺更是眼泪都落了下来,抽抽噎噎的道:“那可怎么办？那样岂不是一辈子都出不来了,可怜的白娘子……呜呜真的好可怜……” „Foreknowledge things to do after death how, and listens to as follows to decompose.” Jun Moxie is smiling wants to keep guessing, actually by four females simultaneously indignant is staring him, two ears one on the left and other on the right were seized, twists maliciously: „Did you say?” “预知后事如何,且听下文分解。”君莫邪嬉皮笑脸的想卖个关子,却被四女同时气愤的瞪着他,两只耳朵一左一右都被揪住,狠狠一拧:“你说不说？” Under the classical torture, that arrives at Young Master Jun not to submit in this way, the face was saying painstakingly: „...... Therefore, Lady White Snake's son to save her mother difficultly, after 9x9 = 81...... So so so so...... Finally...... Has rescued, reunites!” 如斯经典酷刑之下,那到君大少不屈服,苦着脸讲了下去:“……于是,白娘子的儿子为了救她母亲,历经九九八十一难……如此如此如此如此……终于……救了出来,一家团聚！” Jun Moxie has wiped perspiration. To tease Snake Queen, cannot think oneself are caught in one's own trap unexpectedly, was compelled to tell such long story stiffly...... „finally the final outcome happy married life, the feeling emotion person finally becomes a family member! That hateful ocean of the law, is really damn! Does others loving couple, what do his? Intervenes and inserts one unexpectedly wantonly horizontally, making others husbands and wives separate these many years!” Dugu Xiaoyi is wiping tears, indignant say/way: „These profound scholars, do not have one are the good things!” 君莫邪抹了一把汗。本想调侃调侃蛇王的,想不到自己居然作茧自缚,硬生生地被逼着讲了这么长的故事……“总算最终结果花好月圆,有情人终成眷属！那可恶的法海,真是该死之极！人家男欢女爱,干他何事？竟然大肆干预、横插一手,让人家夫妻分离了这么多年！”独孤小艺抹着眼泪,气愤愤的道:“这些大儒,就没有一个是好东西！” The Mei Xueyan three females clearly greatly have same feeling, simultaneously nod. 梅雪烟三女显然大有同感,齐齐点头。 „Afterward, the also busybody has pened a song for their bitter experiences, therefore the world sings, Lady White Snake and Xu Xian's love, finally has become immortal legend......” Jun Moxie light smiles, dropped the end tone for this story. “后来,还有好事者为他们的遭遇编了一首歌曲,于是天下为之传唱,白娘子和许仙的爱情,也终于成了不朽的传说……”君莫邪淡淡的一笑,为这个故事落下了尾音。 „What song? Sang to listen?” Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi suddenly came interest. Including Mei Xueyan and meaning of Snake Queen Qian Xun in the eyes also hope. “什么歌？唱来听听？”管清寒和独孤小艺顿时来了兴趣。连梅雪烟和蛇王芊寻眼中也有一种期盼的意思。 „cough cough...... My this throat, is not really suitable to sing, exempted, was song forget it.” Jun Moxie cannot think that here unexpectedly coming up in great numbers and from all sides interlude, suddenly is somewhat distressed. This song, he pours is not will not sing, but...... Let this great assassin let loose throat to sing truly, previous life or this life, never has, is not willing. “咳咳……我这嗓子,实在是不适合唱歌啊,还是免了吧,就是一首歌罢了。”君莫邪想不到在这里居然又横生插曲,顿时有些狼狈。这首歌嘛,他倒也不是不会唱,不过……让这位大杀手真正放开嗓子唱歌,无论是前世还是今生,却都是从未有过,也都是决计不肯的。 „It is not good! Hurries to sing! Hasn't your ear wanted?” Four females with one voice, simultaneously have compelled unexpectedly, completely makes the trap in all directions, to making Young Master Jun does not have to hide. “不行！赶紧唱！你耳朵还想要不？”四女居然异口同声,同时逼了上来,四面八方尽造封堵,致令君大少爷无所遁形。 In the Jun Moxie heart complained of hardship, raises hand to surrender: „Wants me to sing also good, but I must state first, I will not sing really greatly, can only slowly snort/hum one...... This song is very remote, forgets was similar.” 君莫邪心中叫苦,举手投降:“要我唱也行,不过我得先声明,我真的不大会唱,只能慢慢的哼一哼……这歌实在很久远,都忘记的差不多了。” „It is not good! Must all record, otherwise your ear do not plan to want!” Also is with one voice. “不行！必须全记起来,否则你耳朵就甭打算要了！”又是异口同声。 Jun Moxie is helpless, has to submit once more, closes one's eyes to adjust the mood, has coughed several, the females are calm, Jun Moxie finally...... Slowly snort/hum. 君莫邪无奈,只好再次屈服,闭着眼睛调整了一下情绪,咳嗽了几声,众女都屏息静气,君莫邪终于……慢慢的哼了起来。 „...... Is predestined friends the thousand li (500 km) to meet...... Misses the opposite hand to be difficult to pull...... Ten years cultivate same boat...... Hundred years cultivate rests the head on dormancy difficultly......” Jun Moxie finally to hum, seemingly have also leaked several. However also wants the thick facial skin by him compared with the city wall, actually does not care about this. “……有缘千里来相会……无缘对面手难牵……十年修得同船度……百年修得共枕眠……”君莫邪终于艰难的哼唱完毕,貌似还漏了好几句。不过以他比城墙还要厚的脸皮,却是不在乎这个。 But is this incomplete song, coordinates that chilly beautiful to the extreme melody, touching lyrics, lets an numerous female look blur. 但就是这样的残缺不全歌曲,配合那凄美到极点的旋律,感人至深的歌词,也让众女眼神一阵迷离。 „Good beautiful song!” On the Mei Xueyan face has a color visionally, faint say/way: „Good beautiful ideal condition!” “好美的歌！”梅雪烟脸上有一种梦幻般的色彩,幽幽的道:“好美的意境！” The females nod in abundance, after listening to this story, hears this song again, suddenly felt oneself in the character with story are closely linked, along with their laughter , anger , sorrow and happiness, as they part forever, suddenly, actually nobody spoke. 众女纷纷点头,在听完了这个故事之后,再听到这首歌,顿时就感觉自己与故事中的人物息息相关,随着他们喜怒哀乐,随着他们生离死别,一时间,竟然无人说话。 During a piece is silent, wisp of careful flute sound faint resounding, the wuuu mournful sound, is similar to the sounds of nature...... Actually is Guan Qinghan takes out Jade Flute from the sleeve, according to melody that Jun Moxie hummed, slowly will have played...... The flute sound sobs, as if has taken into that nothingness indistinct story people...... Long time, flute sound curls to scatter finally, the people recover finally. 一片寂静之中,一缕细细的箫音幽幽的响起,呜呜咽咽,如同天籁……却是管清寒从袖中取出玉箫,按照君莫邪哼唱的曲调,慢慢将之吹奏了出来……箫音呜咽,似乎将众人都带进了那段虚无缥缈的故事……良久,箫音终于袅袅飘散,众人终于回过神来。 „Really song of pleasant to hear. I have not listened to such song of pleasant to hear.” Dugu Xiaoyi pats, immersing of face. Suddenly is astonished however said: „Elder Brother Moxie, the story I have not listened, this song I have not listened similarly...... Can you, from where come?” “真好听的曲子。我从来都没听过这么好听的曲子。”独孤小艺拍着手,一脸的沉醉。突然讶然道:“莫邪哥哥,故事我也没听过,这首曲子我同样也没有听过……你,到底是从何得来的？” This asked, directed on the look of people Jun Moxie. Jun Moxie suddenly was somewhat distressed, coughed several, said: „This...... Actually is also I in having no intention to listen, had already forgotten who said to me listens...... The time was very long, now can also remember that these were good...... The volume, had a look to be about to finish eating, afternoon auction is also about to start. We must make the best use of the time to prepare......” 这一问,将众人的眼神都引到了君莫邪身上。君莫邪顿时有些狼狈,咳了几声,道:“这个……其实也是我在无意之中听来的,早就忘记了是到底谁讲给我听的了……时间真的很久了,现在还能记得这些已经非常不错了……额,看看都快吃完了,下午的拍卖也快开始了。我们得抓紧时间准备了……” „Snort! Your certain also other!” Dugu Xiaoyi pout, very affirmative say/way: „I must unearth you well!” The little girl sound affirmed very much! Quite some meanings of making threatening gestures. “哼！你一定还有别的！”独孤小艺嘟着嘴,很肯定的道:“我要好好的挖掘你！”小丫头的声音很肯定！颇有些张牙舞爪的意思。 Jun Moxie sweat. If were entangled really by little girl, daily makes the song with oneself...... Perhaps own this stock, two days did not have...... In this time, the liberator came exactly. 君莫邪大汗。若是真被小丫头缠上了,天天跟自己弄歌曲……自己这点儿库存,恐怕两天就没了……恰在此时,救星来了。 Out of the door broadcasts clearly the knocking on a door sound, is the Hai Chenfeng sound said: „Third Young Master, the Three Great Sacred Lands senior spoke has the matter to discuss with you. Does not know......” 门外传来清晰地敲门声音,接着是海沉风的声音道:“三公子,三大圣地的前辈说到有事情要与您商议一下。不知……” „Three Great Sacred Lands?” Jun Moxie and Mei Xueyan have looked one, immediately said: „My this in the past.” Outside, Hai Chenfeng complied with one, is quietly. Mei Xueyan knit the brows, has stood. “三大圣地？”君莫邪与梅雪烟对望了一眼,随即道:“我这就过去。”外面,海沉风答应了一声,悄无声息。梅雪烟皱了皱眉,站了起来。 „Do you accompany me to pass?” Jun Moxie looks at Mei Xueyan. “你陪我过去？”君莫邪看着梅雪烟。 „Un, I accompany you to pass, these people, you always really did not understand. If the list is eats the point to owe the minor matter, will be very likely to evolve the bloody incidents by your manner, your present strength was too weak!” “嗯,我陪你过去吧,这些人,你始终不甚了解。若单之是吃点亏还是小事,以你为人却是极有可能会演变成流血事件,你眼下的实力还是太弱了！” Mei Xueyan light smiling , the eyeground has the light care: „I have always dealt with them, although believes that they did not recognize me, but there are me to present, can offer advice for you.” 梅雪烟淡淡的笑了笑,眼底有淡淡的关心:“我始终跟他们打过交道,虽然相信他们仍认不出我,但有我在场,也能为你出出主意。” Jun Moxie smiles lightly, said: „To come nothing but is the Medicinal Pill matter, furthermore, is the news of pill concocting person. In addition, these have keen eyesight in top/withstand Sacred Land Expert, is there willing to pay attention to my this common custom idler? Will not have too big arms!” 君莫邪淡淡一笑,道:“想来无非是丹药的事情,再者,就是炼丹人的消息。除此之外,这些眼高于顶的圣地高人,那里肯理会我这种世俗闲人？不会有太大的干戈的！” „This saying was good. But on this difference, now actually has only related is too big! So long as is not good, will cause massively bleeds......” Mei Xueyan to frown, is somewhat heavyhearted: „Today this matter, I could not have thought that will have such big scale, consequence that therefore leads, perhaps is more serious! This point, initially was actually unexpected.” “这话本来不错。但就只这两样,现在却已经关系太大了！只要一个不好,就会引起大规模的流血……”梅雪烟皱着眉头,有些忧心忡忡:“今天这件事,我也没有想不到会有这么大的规模,因此而引起的后果,恐怕更加严重！这一点,却是当初始料未及的。” ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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