OEM :: Volume #4

#374: Jun Moxie, I must boil the cooked rice you!

Where has is on a man must have the truth of aphrodisiac? What logic is this? We have the wife to have in the concubine really not good waist also Silvers, but the present brothel couldn't the suitable popularization, have solved a physiological problem to where? As for bringing aphrodisiac? That may completely be the silver thief special-purpose tool of! 哪有是个男人身上就必须带春药的道理？这算是哪门子的逻辑？我们有老婆有小妾实在不行腰里还有银子,现在的青楼可是相当的普及,到哪里还解决不了一次生理问题？至于带着春药吗？那可尽都是银贼专用的工具！ Now if who pulls out the aphrodisiac from oneself, that is openly without fear told everybody: I am the silver thief!? 现在若是谁从自己身上掏出春药,那岂不是就是明目张胆的告诉大家:我就是银贼！？ After that also mixed? Also is concerned about face does not want? 那以后还混不混了？还要脸不要？ Ten guys suddenly open mouth focus, dull is standing, does not know how completely should respond, very likely is wood or clay figures. 十来个大汉一时间一个个张着嘴直着眼,呆愣愣地站着,完全不知道该怎么回应,很像是一尊尊的木雕泥塑。 „Aiya, I use this to study the antidote, stems from a benevolence, what misdemeanor is not does, you as for this expression?” The Dugu Xiaoyi heart lie is very hard, is consoling them, say/way that taught with skill and patience: „Said again, because if you put out the aphrodisiac I to study the antidote, the world female without cause for grief, has not known since then must have many sisters to thank you! You biggest hero is coming.” “哎呀,我用这个就只是研究解药而已,真是出于一片善心,又不是去做什么坏事,你们至于这个表情吗？”独孤小艺心虚嘴还挺硬,一个劲的劝解着他们,循循善诱的道:“再说,若是因为你们拿出春药我研究出来了解药,天下女子从此无忧,还不知道要有多少姐妹会感激你们呢！你们可是最大的功臣来着。” The people are black the face not to speak. 众人黑着脸不说话。 You are not do certainly any misdemeanor, because you have to think to do the misdemeanor, does not have that skill Iya! at this matter, as if you besides were profited, again did not have the place that any can profit...... „to hand over, handed over, you handed over......” Dugu Xiaoyi to put out a hand, earnest of face. 您当然不是去做什么坏事,因为您就算有心想做坏事,也没那本事呀！在这事上,似乎您除了被人占便宜之外,就再没有任何能占到便宜的地方了……“交出来吧,交出来吧,你们就交出来吧……”独孤小艺伸着手,一脸的热切。 „Reply Young Lady, no!” Is first will say. “回禀小姐,没有！”为首家将道。 „Now can have, you give me at most, I did not tell others saying that the medicine was your!” little girl even more benign! “这会子可以有,顶多你给我,我不告诉别人说药是你的！”小丫头愈发的和颜悦色！ „Does not have, really does not have!” The leader will shortly emit, if caused the aphrodisiac from my this, after going back, definitely will immediately be removed from office! Moreover, difficult insurance not to have the oversuspicious person to toss about itself, kills me unable to relent, let alone on has not been coming on hand really! “真没有,实在是没有啊！”那首领顷刻之间冒出一身冷汗,若是从我这弄出了春药,回去之后必然会被立即免职！而且,难保不会有多疑的人来折腾自己,打死我也不能松口,更别说手头上真没有来着！ „We do not have!” Ten people are the awe-inspiring replies, stands straightly. This joint, everyone thinks clearly. “我们也没有！”十来人都是正气凛然的回答,站得笔直。这关节,谁都想得清清楚楚。 Also, everybody this time came out is a regular military action, the mortification of the flesh also without enough time, but also makes some not to have, genuine brain child long/grows mildew?! 再说了,大伙这次出来乃是一次正规的军事行动,禁欲还来不及呢,还弄那些有的没的,真正脑子长霉了吗？！ „shit!” Dugu Xiaoyi clear scolded one, more than ten people of mouths that scolded looked askance crookedly, cannot think that this Little Aunt will say this and other unexpectedly the direct cursing at people words: „These big Lords don't have the belt unexpectedly?” “靠！”独孤小艺清脆的骂了一声,骂的十多人嘴歪眼斜,想不到这位小姑奶奶居然会说这等直接的骂人的话:“这么些个大老爷们居然一个都没带？” Ten people nod such as chicken to carve the meter/rice together. 十来人一起点头如鸡琢米。 „Since does not have, that together subjects to a penalty. Comes the person,” Dugu Xiaoyi killing intent steaming say/way: „Gave me to tow these 12 fellows, everyone beat severely 100 army clubs!” “既然都没有,那就一起受罚吧。来人啊,”独孤小艺杀气腾腾的道:“给我把这12个家伙拖了出去,每人重打100军棍！” The people are together dumbfounded. 众人一起目瞪口呆。 On us does not bring the aphrodisiac, is the home good man to commit a crime honestly unexpectedly? We are not just the good men, is soldier, on battlefield soldier, did not deliberately consider that thing also is wrong? What view is this? 我们身上不带春药,老老实实做个居家好男人居然犯了罪？我们不单是好男人,还是军人,上战场的军人,不寻思那玩意还有错吗？这是哪门子说法？ Heavens!, earth, to reasoning things out place? 苍天啊,大地啊,给个说理的地方吧？ As Dugu Xiaoyi issues an order, suddenly comes in several cruel guards, these people, perform are the Jun Moxie exclusive teams, pulls out to look after Dugu Xiaoyi from that 250 people specially \; Everybody good skill/effort, they may, no matter the order of little girl rational has not managed, is one as soon as the law is promulgated it will be enforced, dragging these people to detain execution „Military Law”. 随着独孤小艺一声令下,顿时进来几名如狼似虎的侍卫,这些人,尽都是君莫邪的专属队伍,从那250人之中抽出来专门照顾独孤小艺的\;人人都有一身不俗的功夫,他们可不管小丫头的命令有理没理,就是一个言出法随,拖过这几人就要押出去执行“军法”。 „wait!” that leader whole body cold sweat, that 100 army clubs, if hits, oneself these ten came individual estimate also to reimburse in this. Arrived this grade of situation, is then the Little Princess intent. Then and the others go to report Guan Qinghan Young Lady again, asking her to look after Little Princess carefully, thinks that will not have an accident, if lost one's life for this matter seriously, really has treated unjustly...... „Oh? Do you currently have?” Dugu Xiaoyi waves to make the guards withdraw, full of enthusiasm asking. “慢！”那家将首领浑身冷汗,那100军棍若是真个打下来,自己这十来个人估计也就尽数报销在这了。到了这等地步,还是遂了小公主的意吧。然后自己等人再去禀报一下管清寒小姐,请她仔细地照看一下小公主,想必也不会出事,若是当真为这个事送了命,实在是太冤枉了……“哦？你现在有了吗？”独孤小艺挥挥手令侍卫们退出,兴致勃勃的问道。 „Thin monkey, should your body have? Remembers initially leaves Tianxiang time, you have to harbor, takes happily!” The family/home stares ten to come in individual the leader thinnest that unquestionable say/way. “瘦猴,你身上应该有吧？记得初离天香的时候,你有私藏一些,痛快拿出来吧！”家将首领瞪着十来个人之中最瘦的那个,不容置疑的道。 „I...... I......” that is called ‚thin monkey’ pitiful blinking, does not know thoroughly said anything is good. Really has not thought under the threats of 100 army clubs, own Boss oneself selling...... „your what you? Hurries with!” The family/home angrily rebukes the leader, bitterly scolded: „Fellow who your this lacks prospects!” “我……我……”那叫做‘瘦猴’的可怜巴巴的眨着眼睛,彻底不知道说什么才好。实在没想到在100军棍的威胁之下,自己的老大就把自己给卖了……“你什么你？赶紧拿出来！”家将首领怒斥一声,恨恨的骂道:“你这没出息的家伙！” „But...... But my eats to oneself, I deliberately considered that this time to South Heaven does not calculate the true military action, prepares one......” thin monkey to look at the return trip with ease pitiful own Boss, a thin face suppresses red, true being red in the face, is somewhat shameful. “可……可我那个是给自己吃的,我寻思这次到天南并不算真正的军事行动,准备在回程轻松一下的……”瘦猴可怜兮兮的看着自己老大,一张瘦脸憋得通红,真正的面红耳赤,有些无地自容。 Some people cannot bear has smiled. 有人忍不住的咕叽咕叽的笑了起来。 The explanation conceals, conceals really has its matter, what man momentarily brings the aphrodisiac that are taking on oneself? This issue, does not need to ask as we all know. 解释就是掩饰,掩饰就是确有其事,什么样的男人才在自己身上随时带着自己吃的春药？这个问题,不用问大家都知道。 „To that the man does eat?” Dugu Xiaoyi eyes shined: „That is best! Eeeh...... That also reluctantly...... A bit faster hands over! I worry to study!” “是给男人吃的那种？”独孤小艺眼睛一亮:“那最好！额额……那也勉强可以……快点交出来！我着急研究呢！” A depressed in addition of thin monkey forehead was ashamed, shakes suo suo to pull out small paper-insulated from the bosom, in the hand, wanted to hand over, had the scruples, he clearly noticed that oneself companions look at their strange look, at this moment, the thin monkey wishes one could to hurry to dig a hole to jump to bury. 瘦猴一脑门子的郁闷加羞愧,抖抖嗦嗦地从怀中掏出来了一个小小的纸包,拿在手里,想要递出去,却又有顾忌,他分明看到自己的同伴们看着自己的那种怪异的眼神,这一刻,瘦猴恨不得赶紧挖个洞跳下去将自己埋起来。 But lost face! 可是丢死人了！ Afterward has not known must spend many Silvers to block the mouths of these fellows \; If only then these fellows know, is the brothers, that is not important, but if makes these people pass on is...... Incorrect, may probably wipe the neck with the blade really...... Dugu Xiaoyi sees that fellow to be still coy, is really impatient, jumped all of a sudden, snatched to seize, chuckled, was very joyful, then thinks that wanted the board to live in the face, serious asking: „This thing...... Uses?” 事后还不知道要花多少银子才能堵上这几个家伙的嘴\;若是只有这几个家伙知道,都是自己兄弟,那还不打紧,但若是让这些人传出去自己乃是……不行的,那自己可真的要拿刀抹脖子了……独孤小艺见那家伙兀自扭捏,实在是不耐烦,一下子跳了过来,劈手夺了过去,嘿嘿一笑,很是快乐,然后才想起来要板住脸,严肃的问道:“这玩意……怎么用？” The thin monkey passes blushes, was also red including neck, is struggling the say/way: „Only needs the fingernail to provoke a component of nail, in dissolved to urge somebody to drink to drink good......” 瘦猴通红着脸,连脖子也红了,挣扎着道:“只需用手指甲挑起一指甲的分量,溶进酒里喝下去就行了……” „puchi......” behind several people really cannot bear, suddenly smiles to spurt, is hurried to cover to be quiet, the cough of the hand being depressed, suppresses some body convulsion, nodded that some muscle also distortions on face...... „Oh......” Dugu Xiaoyi understands clearly, an appearance of expert. Said: „After having used, what responded? Can harm the body?” “噗嗤……”身后有几个人实在忍不住,突然笑喷,然后才急忙用手捂住嘴,闷闷的咳嗽起来,直憋得身体有些痉挛,脸上的肌肉也有些扭曲……“哦……”独孤小艺了然的点点头,一副内行的样子。道:“用过之后什么反应？会不会损害身体？” „This...... Cannot! As for the response, Uh, this response......” on thin monkey face soybean big beads of sweat fall, really does not know how concrete reply should be good, a face has almost become the wax yellow color. “这个……不会！至于反应,呃,这个反应……”瘦猴脸上黄豆般大的汗珠一颗颗掉落下来,实在是不知道该怎么具体回答才好,一张脸几乎成了蜡黄的颜色。 All person one movements: A hand stubbornly covers to be quiet, a hand covering belly stubbornly, the whole body shivers...... „Oh...... Knew knew, did not have your matters, all got down.” On Dugu Xiaoyi face one red, as if has also thought improper of oneself this issue, waved, people as if received amnesty, the hurriedness must turn around, only listens to Dugu Xiaoyi shouted: „Wait/Etc.!” suddenly lived in the foot. 身后的所有人都一个动作:一只手死死的捂住嘴,一只手死死的捂住肚子,浑身颤抖……“哦……知道了知道了,没你们的事了,全都下去吧。”独孤小艺脸上一红,似乎也想到了自己这个问题的不妥,挥了挥手,众人如蒙大赦,急忙就要转身走出去,只听独孤小艺喝道:“等等！”顿时又住了脚。 „This matter...... Is the secret, knows? This is the concerned myriad women's happy important matter, cannot divulge a secret!” Dugu Xiaoyi especially dignified said/tunnel: „Particularly my how many Elder Brother, cannot make them know, understands? En, I...... I fear them to steal food, the volume, yes, is fears them to steal food, how can that result in?” “此事……乃是秘密,知道吗？这可是有关万千女子幸福的大事,千万不可走漏风声！”独孤小艺格外威严地道:“尤其是我那几位哥哥,更加不能让他们知道,懂吗？恩,我……我怕他们偷吃,额,是的,就是怕他们偷吃,那可怎么得了？” What? Feared that they do steal food? Dugu Family how many Eldest Young Master need to steal food this type of thing? People complexion suddenly incomparable strangeness. If makes Dugu Xiaoyi several Elder Brother hear these words, perhaps will spurt a blood to faint crazily: But we incomparable normalcy comes yeah...... Sees only the Dugu Xiaoyi eye to stare: „Therefore cannot make them know! If some people told them, hmph hmph, I...... I...... Whose belly I completely fill this package to! Listened clearly?” 啥？怕他们偷吃？独孤家的几位大少爷需要偷吃这种东西吗？众人脸色顿时无比的古怪。若是让独孤小艺的几位哥哥听见这句话,恐怕会狂喷一口鲜血晕厥过去:我们可是无比的正常来着啊……只见独孤小艺眼睛一瞪:“所以千万不能让他们知道！若是有人告诉了他们,哼哼,我就……我就……我就把这一包全部灌到谁的肚子里去！听清楚了没有？” „Listened clearly!” The people have drawn back hurriedly, withdraws from the curtain to walk lurking to be far, suddenly throws toward the ground, laughing heartily swayed back and forth, the desire of smiling wants the immortal, cannot anchor directly. “听清楚了！”众人急忙退了出去,才退出帐子走出没多远,突然一个一个的往地上一扑,哈哈大笑着打起了滚,笑的欲死欲仙,直接停不住。 „You...... You......” thin monkey air/Qi and bashful, the eye stares the Boss, did not have the cheeks of many meat also to tremble unexpectedly, language inadequate sound. “你……你们……”瘦猴又气又臊,眼睛瞪得老大,本来没多少肉的腮帮子居然也在哆嗦,语不成声。 „Hahaha...... Was laughable I...... Originally thin monkey such person who has the means that really...... accident/surprise, no wonder each time strolls joyhouse fellow association to run distant...... Hahaha...... Several Young Master will steal unexpectedly also food that thing...... Elder Brother proud......” several people have been holding the belly suddenly, swayed back and forth on the ground...... Get Lost that smiles instantaneously has made one pile. “哈哈哈……可笑死我了……原来瘦猴是如此的有办法的人,真是……意外,难怪每次逛窑子这家伙总会跑的远远的……哈哈哈……几位少爷居然也会偷吃那玩意……哥突然骄傲了……”几个人抱着肚皮,在地上打起了滚……瞬间都笑的滚做了一堆。 The thin monkey whole face purple rises, rustle shivers, suddenly grasps a tree, has hit several with the head maliciously...... True wanting to cry but have no tears...... Long time, smiled enough, family/home has seriously coughed the leader several, said: „Smiled has also smiled, I must exhort everybody several, now says the matter, anybody did not permit to reveal! Believes that everybody also knows this matter the consequence that once passes on, when the time comes, everybody may not have what good fruit to eat! Now said that everybody has not been somebody's turn that 100 army clubs, wants to come not to want by Military Law that he said that did everybody know?” 瘦猴满脸紫涨,簌簌颤抖,突然抱住一棵树,用脑袋狠狠的撞了几下……真正的欲哭无泪啊……半晌,笑够了,家将首领才严肃的咳嗽了几声,道:“笑也笑过了,我得嘱咐大家几句,今曰之事,任何人也不准泄露出去！相信大家也都知道这事一旦传出去的后果,到时候,大家可都没有什么好果子吃！今曰大伙没挨到那100军棍,想来也不会想挨他曰的军法,大家知道吗？” The people nod in abundance, expressed certain security. 众人纷纷点头,表示一定保密。 „My this must seek an interview to manage Young Lady, asking her to look at Little Princess surely well, but cannot breed the catastrophe......” family/home to walk the leader hurriedly...... In the account, Dugu Xiaoyi small paper-insulated has wrapped with own handkerchief cautiously, holds the bosom, extremely afraid about looked, this shows the self-satisfied smiling face. “我这就得去求见管小姐,请她千万要好好的看着小公主,可是不能酿成大祸……”家将首领急匆匆地走了……帐中,独孤小艺小心翼翼地将小纸包用自己的手绢包了起来,揣进怀里,极度心虚的左右看了看,这才露出得意的笑容。 „hmph hmph hmph......” Dugu Xiaoyi was very happy, wants to sing, smiled has revealed a pair of small canine tooth, in front of the arriving mirror of jumping, has inspected carefully on the face, say/way of muttering: „I thought where you can toward run, hmph hmph, Jun Moxie, this girl must come an overlord to brace the bow hardly, makes the cooked rice your this pot "cooked rice", making you also run! Snort, Elder Sister Guan, do not blame the Little Sister not to uphold justice! Hehe, looked how you then also do snatch?” “哼哼哼……”独孤小艺很高兴,想唱歌,笑得露出了一对小虎牙,蹦蹦跳跳的来到镜子面前,仔仔细细的检查了一下自己脸上,喃喃自语的道:“我看你能往哪里跑,哼哼,君莫邪,本姑娘要来个霸王硬上弓,将你这锅生米做成熟饭,让你还跑！哼,管姐姐,千万别怪小妹不仗义！嘿嘿,看你这下还怎么抢？” Thinks of the self-satisfied place, Dugu Xiaoyi delighted has made an ugly face. 想到得意处,独孤小艺眉飞色舞的做了一个鬼脸。 Dugu Xiaoyi from my humble self long in respected family, to matter true appearing to understand but not really understand of that aspect, this Jun Wuyi to the words that Guan Qinghan spoke, aroused panic in her heart, unexpectedly wants to come out such a strange idea. 独孤小艺从小生长在大家族之中,对那方面的事情真正的似懂非懂,这一次君无意对管清寒说的话,又激起了她心中的恐慌,居然想出来了这么一个古怪主意。 ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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