OEM :: Volume #4

#324: don't let one's own fertile water flow into others' field?

Since Jun Moxie has understood these many, then, how could not to know own mother's name? Now these three people obvious is excited, the look is kind, as if saw the close general true feelings reveal, how could can't Jun Moxie look? 君莫邪既然了解了这么多,那么,岂能又不知道自己母亲的姓名？如今这三个人明显的心情激动,眼神亲切,似乎看到了至亲一般的真情流露,君莫邪又岂能看不出来？ But Jun Moxie thinks is actually: is this a trick? 但君莫邪想的却是:这也忒巧了吧？ Oneself just said oneself name, immediately had three uncles? 自己刚刚说出自己的名字,马上就有了三个舅舅？ Jun Moxie is smiling bitterly, the entire life first time thinks somewhat helplessly, dry says with a smile: „I...... That...... Hehe, my Third Uncle in back, possibly immediately must catch up, therefore...... Hehe...... This... That... He came......” 君莫邪苦笑着,生平第一次觉得有些手足无措,干笑道:“我……那个……嘿嘿,我三叔就在后边,恩恩,可能马上就要赶过来了,所以呢……呵呵……这个…那个…是不是等他来了……” „Why he in back?” Dongfang Wenjian twists the eyebrow, is unsatisfactory: „Why he not in front?” “为啥他在后边？”东方问剑拧起眉毛,大为不满:“为啥他不在前面？” „Third Uncle is a commander in chief, naturally must accompany the army vanguard \; But I am vanguard......” Monarch big vanguard said: „I am come out to build roads through the mountains with the water bridging......” “三叔是主帅,自然要随同大军前行\;而我是先锋……”君大先锋道:“我是出来逢山开路遇水搭桥的……” Spoke these words, oneself first perspiration. Including nearby Guan Qinghan and Dugu Xiaoyi is also out of control pffft one happy. This has little brat all the way, where carried out the vanguard responsibility? Do not say that anything builds roads through the mountains with the water bridging...... Built roads through the mountains opened actually, but also only started out one to start out only the road that allowed horse carriage to pass at best \; As for meeting water bridging...... What can that only talk nonsense...... „? Jun Wuyi this bastard! Makes my nephew make vanguard to him unexpectedly! What to do had an accident has been possible? How to record the surname not to have on a point, did the past matter forget?” Dongfang Wenqing is angry. „My younger sister such son, he unexpectedly also felt all right with, when the great general did cause? Really real scoundrel! Scoundrels!” 说完这句话,自己先汗了一下。连旁边的管清寒和独孤小艺也禁不住扑哧一乐。这小子一路上,哪里履行过先锋的职责了？更不要说什么逢山开路遇水搭桥……逢山开路倒是开了,不过充其量也只开出了一条能开出仅容一辆马车通过的路\;至于遇水搭桥……那就只能是扯淡了……“什么？君无意这个混蛋！竟然让我的外甥给他做先锋！出事了可怎么办？怎么就一点记姓都没有,当年的事都忘记吗？”东方问情大怒。“我妹妹就这么一个儿子了,他居然还好意思拿着当大将使？真真的混账！混帐之极！” Dongfang Wenjian and Dongfang Wendao are also a raged appearance, is ready to fight, wants the attractiveness of Jun Wuyi. 东方问剑和东方问刀也都是一副怒火万丈的样子,摩拳擦掌,想要君无意的好看。 The people stare dumbfounded \; Which this with, front these three also not acknowledged uncles rather also hid shortcomings...... „volume...... Moxie, that...... In the rumor Jun Family Third Young Master debauchee become a character, terrorizes men and take their women, runs amuck overbearing, the rogue behavior, the ruffian act,...... This......, Should not be you who said? Your also name close father's cousin's sons what?” Say/Way that Dongfang Wenqing somewhat is hard to express very much, even also speculated speculation that he has not believed...... Jun Moxie, Dugu Xiaoyi, Guan Qinghan, side the also four big guards stare dumbfounded, the heavy line of full forehead. 众人瞠目结舌\;这都哪跟哪啊,面前这三位还未被承认的舅舅未免也太护短了一些吧……“额……莫邪哇,那个……传言中君家三少纨绔成姓,欺男霸女,横行霸道,流氓行为,痞子行径,……这个……,应该不是说的你吧？你还有个名字相近的堂兄弟什么？”东方问情很是有些难以措辞的道,甚至还推测出了一个连他自己都不相信的推测……君莫邪,独孤小艺,管清寒,还有身边的四大护卫都是瞠目结舌,满脑门子的黑线。 „Aya, I said the Big Brother, your this saying asked very does not have the meaning,” Dongfang Wenjian did not satisfy oneself Big Brother to ask like this: „Has a look at our good nephews, so the pretty tall and straight, small age, Secret Art, shocks everybody \; In his hands maliciously falls including Old Third...... Likely is debauchee that mixes to eat to wait for death?” “啊呀,我说大哥,你这话问得可是忒没意思了,”东方问剑很是不满意自己大哥这样问:“看看我们的好外甥,如此的俊秀挺拔,小小年纪,一身绝学,惊世骇俗\;连老三都在他手里狠狠地栽跟头……像是一个混吃等死的纨绔嘛？” „What is called falls maliciously?” Dongfang Wendao is unsatisfactory, disputes saying: „I am look at him to be young, is our nephews, teases him to play forget it, depends on our skill, but can also lose to his young child really?” “什么叫做狠狠地栽跟头？”东方问刀大为不满,辩驳道:“我不过是看他年纪轻轻的,又是咱们外甥,逗着他玩玩罢了,就凭咱的身手,还真能输给他一个小毛孩子吗？” „Bah, you said that this saying doesn't blush? Before then you know that he is our nephew? Talks mindlessly any atmosphere!” Dongfang Wenjian snorts contemptuously: „Your scholarship not fine, but also feels all right to find the objective excuse, said again, loses to our biological nephew not to lose face, what does your chatty grinding squirt? Has not selected the elder demeanor.” “呸,你说这话就不脸红吗？在这之前你就知道他是咱外甥啦？乱吹什么大气！”东方问剑嗤之以鼻:“你自己学艺不精,还好意思找客观理由,再说了,败给咱自己的亲外甥也不丢人,你唧唧歪歪的磨唧什么？真没点儿长辈风度。” He, said: „Like the Big Brother. Such good nephew must himself have a joke backfire, has not seen this grade of evil reputation toward own the uncle of nephew screwing on......” 他顿了顿,道:“跟大哥一样。这么好的外甥非得自己去自讨没趣,没见过这等屎盆子往自己外甥头上扣的舅舅……” „I ask forget it!” Dongfang Wenqing dignified said/tunnel: „you two is patient, shuts up to me entirely!” “我就只是问问罢了！”东方问情威严地道:“你们两个稍安勿躁,统统给我闭嘴！” An awkwardness of Jun Moxie face. 君莫邪一脸的尴尬。 Since person of two worlds, rarely so awkward, the wrong beyond expectation wrong sentiment also will return forget it, but also took the knife handle biological uncle holding, held also held, but also constantly showed off own given name, originally own given name true like thunder piercing the ear, but passed on is the evil reputation, the bright moon definitely cannot, not leave a stink for ten thousand years in the sky is very good. 自两世为人以来,罕有如此的尴尬,会错意表错情也还罢了,还拿刀把自己亲舅舅给捅了,捅了也就捅了,还一味的炫耀自己的名号,原来自己的名号真正的如雷贯耳,只不过传得乃是恶名,皓月当空肯定是不能了,不遗臭万年已经是非常不错。 Dugu Xiaoyi has smiled, holds the belly, the flowering branch is shivering all over. Often mischievous looks at the Jun Moxie winking eyeball, actually smiles hard. 独孤小艺唧唧呱呱的笑了起来,捧着肚子,花枝乱颤。不时的促狭的看着君莫邪挤挤眼睛,却又笑得更加厉害。 Wang Dong and other people have left the face, lest makes Jun Moxie see oneself suppress to smile to suppress the face of distortion, makes a sound of intermittent strange humming and hawing. 王栋等四人则别过脸去,唯恐让君莫邪看到自己憋笑憋得扭曲的脸,发出一阵阵奇奇怪怪的吭吭哧哧的声音。 Most is steady Guan Qinghan also suppresses the happy expression, but consistently on the incorruptible face, had the trace of melting, as the Jun Family wife, she actually some maternal home understanding of her mother-in-law, knows this reputation or does not reveal in this mortal world, but has the extraordinary influence, now said that sees really astonishingly, these three maternal uncle Lord, any person has Divine Profound the astonishing strength! 最是稳重的管清寒亦强忍笑意,但一向冰霜般的脸上,却已经有了融化的痕迹,身为君家媳妇,她却对自家婆婆的娘家有些了解的,亦知这家名声于尘世之间或者不显,但却拥有非凡之势力,今曰一见果然惊人,这三位舅老爷,任何一人都有神玄之惊人实力！ When Guan Qinghan exclaims in surprise, the concealment actually has put down in heart of hearts the heart of worry, this line of South Heaven, must face Blood Soul Manor inevitably, by the irritability of blunt honest firm and Jun Moxie Jun Wuyi, is too easy the conflict, now had such great expert accompanying, truly is relieved! 管清寒惊叹之余,一直隐匿于内心深处的担忧之心却放下了许多,此行天南,势必要面对血魂山庄,以君无意之梗直、君莫邪的火暴,太容易起争端,如今有了此等大高手随行,确实是安心许多！ Jun Moxie stares, scratches the head, then puts down the hand, the booth lets go, shrugs the shoulders, an innocent say/way of face: „Tianxiang City...... Truly does not have second Jun Moxie, the Jun Family third generation does not have other adult male besides me...... However, you can determine that is I who said?” 君莫邪瞪着眼,挠挠头,然后放下手,摊摊手,耸耸肩膀,一脸的无辜的道:“天香城……确实没有第二个君莫邪,君家第三代除我之外也没有别的男丁啊……不过,你能确定,那是说的我？” „Is difficult to be inadequate is really you!?” The Dongfang Wenqing three people are startled stared wide-eyed. „Are you in that rumor unpardonably wicked, heartless debauchee wastrel?” “难不成真的是你啊！？”东方问情三人吃惊得瞪大了眼睛。“你就是那个传言中十恶不赦,丧尽天良的纨绔败家子？” „fuck!” a Jun Moxie face heavy line, is angry saying: „Is who such ruins elder brother's reputation? I am that person! Big of really slippery world checks , the Tang of wild world! Elder Brother is young and promising, enjoys doing charitable things, is dashing, handsome like a jade tree, in Tianxiang City is also a person of virtue and prestige, seriously is chivalrous and unyielding and courage of a sword, heart of a zither, is it may be said that well-known and wins universal praise, who does not know that does not understand......” “草！”君莫邪一脸黑线,大怒道:“是谁这么败坏哥的名誉？我是那种人嘛！真真是滑天下之大稽,荒天下之大唐！哥年轻有为,乐善好施,英俊潇洒,玉树临风,在天香城也是德高望重,当真是侠骨柔肠、剑胆琴心,可谓家喻户晓、有口皆碑,谁人不知,那个不晓……” Dugu Xiaoyi „”, held the belly to pull out. 独孤小艺“嘎”的一声,抱着肚子抽了起来。 Dongfang Wenqing three people of face also after shock, is one twitches, Dongfang Wenjian stares: „Did your this brat call the elder brother with whom? The father is your maternal uncle! A point does not have the meaningful glance!” 东方问情三人脸庞也在震惊之后,也是一阵抽搐,东方问剑一瞪眼:“你这兔崽子跟谁称哥呢？老子是你舅！一点没有眼色！” Jun Moxie is clutching the hair, infinite depressed say/way: „Your status... That... Undetermined! Must wait till my Third Uncle to come to confirm again!” 君莫邪揪着头发,无限郁闷的道:“你们的身份…那个…待定！得等到我三叔来了再确认！” Three Divine Profound foam with rage together, that called a depression, what words this called, could it be your scoundrel Third Uncle did not approve, didn't our uncle status keep a promise?! 三神玄一起吹胡子瞪眼,那叫一个郁闷,这叫什么话,难道你那个混帐三叔不认可,我们这舅舅身份就不算数了？！ That night, the tent grips. The Dongfang Wenqing three people natural, occupied three unrestrained/no trace of politeness. 当夜,营帐扎起。东方问情三人理所当然、毫不客气地占据了三个。 In the evening, Guan Qinghan stealthy slipping out of Dugu Xiaoyi, acted as lookout to take a bath. Sighed that Young Master Jun of error golden opportunity looks own this suddenly . Moreover the mood thick three cheap uncles, depressed sighing, wish one could these three people really before had not determined status knocked down to throw. 晚上,独孤小艺和管清寒鬼鬼祟祟的溜了出去,一个把风一个洗澡去了。感叹错失大好机会的君大少爷看着自己这突如其来、而且谈兴正浓的三个便宜舅舅,不由的郁闷的叹了一口气,真恨不得将这三人在未确定身份之前打晕了扔出去。 In the Jun Moxie heart makes a determined effort secretly: Do not visit you are the uncle, snort/hum, what does that have? Cannot hit you, I early began...... Plans unable to keep up with the change! 君莫邪心中暗暗发狠:别看你们是舅舅,哼,那有什么？要不是打不过你们,我早动手了……计划赶不上变化啊！ Plan that cannot put into practice, even if brilliant, is the wonderful drawing! 未能付诸实施的计划,即使再绚烂,也不过是美妙的图画而已！ When cannot implement the wonderful plan, but must hit spirit/mind, is accompanying chat. 不能实施美妙计划之余,还得强打精神,陪着聊天。 Originally chatted is also a physical strength lives...... „said, your this time arrived at South Heaven, what faced was a trap? Even is one several about ten dies not fresh big trap?” Dongfang Wenqing looks dignified. 原来聊天也是一件体力活啊……“这么说,你们这次到天南,面对的乃是一个陷阱？甚至还是一个几近十死无生的大陷阱？”东方问情神情凝重。 „Trap non- trap but was actually two said that but South Heaven, truly was the personal enemy converges.” Jun Moxie chuckled: „Moreover our personal enemy completely is not an average person, is just like Silver Blizzard City is, Blood Soul Manor is also one \; As for other, hmph hmph, places in military camp these specially little brat that is responsible for disturbing, was nothing to speak.” “陷阱不陷阱的倒还是两说,不过天南这边,确实是仇家云集了。”君莫邪嘿嘿一笑:“而且咱的仇家尽都不是一般人,好比风雪银城算一个,血魂山庄也算一个\;至于其他的,哼哼,安插在军营里的那些专门负责捣乱的小子们,就不值一提了。” Three people have simultaneously pulled out an cold air/Qi: „Silver Blizzard City is bright, but...... Blood Soul Manor what's the matter?” 三人同时抽了一口冷气:“风雪银城是明的,但……血魂山庄又是怎么回事？” Jun Moxie smiles bitterly, said the cause and effect of matter, helplessly said: „Sister-in-law this time must follow South Heaven, the goal nothing but is worried about our uncle nephews \; Her intention, how could don't I know? Calm will disposition that if not for because of this, always stands aloof from the world by her, how quarrel to make rather to threaten also to deadly with South Heaven? This, I already thought \; However is considering countermeasure forget it.” 君莫邪苦笑一声,将事情的前因后果说了一遍,无奈地道:“大嫂这次非要跟随来天南,目的无非就是担心我们叔侄\;她的用心,我又岂能不知？若不是因为这个,以她一向与世无争的淡定姓格,怎么会吵着闹着宁可以死威胁也要跟着来天南？这一节,我早已想到了\;不过正在考虑对策罢了。” „Does the Li Juetian scoundrel son want to snatch our nephew wives unexpectedly? fuck! has eaten great ambition leopard guts!” Jun Moxie just now says, the Dongfang Wenqing three people directly jumped, being filled with righteous indignation and being in an uncontrollable rage of face! “厉绝天的混帐儿子居然想抢我们的外甥媳妇？草！真他妈的吃了雄心豹子胆了！”君莫邪这边才刚说完,东方问情三人就直接蹦了起来,一脸的义愤填膺、怒不可遏！ „Arrived Blood Soul Manor, old man without delay, directly then that little brat castrating! Let damn the wishful thinking, the toad want to eat the day goosemeat, mother, not urination photo his morality and conduct!” Dongfang Wendao wielded indignantly started. “到了血魂山庄,老夫二话不说,直接便将那小子给阉了！让他妈的痴心妄想,癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉,妈的,也不撒泡尿照照他那副德行！”东方问刀气愤愤的挥了一下手。 Jun Moxie Uh, he could not expect these three people of responses unexpectedly such in a big way. 君莫邪呃了一声,他怎么也料想不到这三人的反应居然会这么的大。 That sister-in-law who „Moxie, you said...... Is today with you in the together that icy doll?” Dongfang Wenqing quite discrete asking. “莫邪呀,你说的那个大嫂……是不是就是今天跟你在一起的那个冷冰冰的女娃儿？”东方问情比较谨慎的问道。 „En, is she.” Jun Moxie agrees without thinking, feels and these three elders speaks really very does not have the meaning, this somewhat was in the sky drowsy. “恩,就是她。”君莫邪随口答应一声,感觉和这三位长辈说话实在是挺没意思的,这当空已经有些昏昏欲睡了。 „Oh, is the kid of cruel fate. Pitiful has not met several, the husband has died \; Top/Withstand the status of widow to live in your Jun Family, by her flower same doll, the youth idly spends, defends the spatial boudoir alone, is actually the what kind of distress?” Dongfang Wenqing sighs with regret, sighed silently. “唉,也是个苦命的娃儿呀。可怜还未见过几次面,丈夫就死了\;顶着未亡人的名分住到你们君家,以她一个花儿一样的女娃儿来说,青春虚度,独守空闺,却是何等的苦楚？”东方问情慨叹一声,默默叹息。 On the Dongfang Wenjian thin callous face reveals wipes the happy expression, said: „Moxie, this doll forehead is in my opinion full, pretty, the physique beautiful and graceful, is may you bear many male children \; Also, was long is quite juicy, yes?” 东方问剑削瘦冷酷的脸上露出一抹笑意,道:“莫邪哇,依我看这女娃儿天庭饱满,眉清目秀,体态婀娜,可是个宜男之相啊\;再说,长得也是颇为水灵,是吧？” Jun Moxie rests the cheek on the palm by the hand, blurry say/way: „Yeah, truly is very juicy, ci slides ~~~” actually swallowed saliva. 君莫邪以手支颐,迷迷糊糊的道:“可不是么,确实是挺水灵的,跐溜~~~”却是吞了一口口水。 „yeah \; Such being the case, can also what say?” Dongfang Wendao claps, delighted say/way: „Was surnamed Monarch in any case, could could it be also be inescapable? The nephew did not have, this is not a also little nephew, as the saying goes, don't let one's own fertile water flow into others' field......” “着啊\;既然如此,还有什么可说的？”东方问刀一拍手,乐滋滋的道:“反正是姓了君了,难道还跑得了？大外甥没了,这不是还有个小外甥嘛,俗话说的好,肥水不流外人田……” „Old Third shuts up! What to talk nonsense?!” The Dongfang Wenqing complexion sinks, scolds to say fierce: „What don't let one's own fertile water flow into others' field? The words that this was your this was uncle to speak? True dissolute! Indulges in fantasy, talks irresponsibly! A scoundrel idea of head!” “老三闭嘴！胡说八道什么？！”东方问情脸色一沉,厉声叱道:“什么肥水不流外人田？这是你这个做舅舅的能说的话吗？真正放肆之极！异想天开,信口雌黄！一脑袋的混账想法！” Dongfang Wendao most feared that this Big Brother, sees him to get angry, suddenly shrank the head, does not dare to make a sound. 东方问刀最怕这位大哥,见他发怒,顿时缩起了脑袋,再不敢吱声。 Jun Moxie this fierce was actually drunk to have a scare, startles the awaking revolutions, blurry asking: „Anything...... What don't let one's own fertile water flow into others' field?” 君莫邪却被这厉声一喝吓了一跳,激灵一下醒转,迷糊的问道:“什么……什么肥水不流外人田？” ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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