OEM :: Volume #3

#288: Your luck is really good!

Coughed gently two, senile Wenxing Institute of Knowledge teacher Mei Gaojie has stood tremblingly, first salutes to Emperor Your Majesty, then all round makes to bow with hands clasped roundly: „Your Majesty, fellow Sirs, this Golden Autumn Gifted Scholar Feast, festival Double Ninth Festival, is the life good season, the old man on behalf of Wenxing Institute of Knowledge a lot of scholars, respectfully congratulated Your Majesty sincerely throughout the ages, hope Heaven blessed my Tianxiang, Minfeng Cathay, civil and military prosperous, early said that put down mainland various countries, series landscape, benefitting common people! Now says the grand meeting, had been lucky the Your Majesty emperor's graciousness is enormous and powerful, beside the imperial civil service examination, without restraint of style , to promote the talented person, this is I......” 轻轻咳了两声,老态龙钟的文星书院教习梅高节颤巍巍地站了起来,先是向皇帝陛下施礼,再团团做个罗圈揖:“陛下,各位大人,此次金秋才子宴,佳节重阳,正是人生好时节,老夫谨代表文星书院千百学子,恭祝陛下千秋万代,愿天佑我天香,民丰国泰,文武鼎盛,早曰扫平大陆诸国,一统江山,造福苍生！今曰之盛会,多亏了陛下皇恩浩荡,于科举之外,不拘一格,提拔人才,此乃我……” His Luo said one wordy, but spoke of one to get married. Will enter the subject, sudden sound complaint in a low voice: „The solemn Imperial Family grand feast, how the dish has not eaten several not to have, this cannot be justified...... Fatty! I also forgave your belly to be big, but you should also forgive several of us, how you can such eat, a table dish such met skill/effort quickly man-made to be ended by your one......” 他罗哩啰嗦说了一通,只是说到了一个过门。正要进入正题,突然一个声音低声的埋怨道:“堂堂皇家盛宴,怎地菜还没吃几口就没了,这也太说不过去……胖子！我也体谅你丫的肚子大,可是你也是不是应该体谅一下我们几个,你怎么能这么吃呢,一桌子菜这么一会功夫都快被你一个人造完了……” How this sound listens not to be as if big, even desirably lowered the sound saying that but in the main hall spoke besides Mei Gaojie one person at this time, other people did not say a word, calm, was falls the needle to hear seriously, people suddenly clearly heard, instant , the person on the face appeared the strange color...... Speech Jun Moxie, Young Master Jun has a mind to bother, naturally cannot let up the so excellent opportunity easily. As for is lifted the half crab by a Tang Yuan hand that he accuses, visits him stunned, greatest treating unjustly of face. Does the Boss, who we eat a lot? Although I eat much, can not catch up with your half? You spoke this saying, but didn't have the conscience?! 这个声音咋听似乎并不大,甚至还是刻意的压低了声音说的,但此时大殿上除了梅高节一人说话之外,其他人都是一言不发,屏息静气,当真是落针可闻,众人顿时都是清清楚楚地听到了,瞬时之间,人人脸上现出古怪之色……说话的正是君莫邪,君大少爷有心搅局,自然不会轻易放过如此大好的机会。至于被他指责的唐源一只手举着半边螃蟹,错愕的看着他,一脸的莫大冤枉。老大,到底咱俩谁吃得多？我虽然吃得不少,可也没赶上您一半吧？您说这话,可是太没良心了吧？！ Mei Gaojie is sighing with emotion extremely gives speech, suddenly by this sudden noise interruption, cannot help but a anger, the broken topic is a shameless person narrated unexpectedly the so shameless topic, air/Qi to/clashes the niu and dou constellations, is about to tremble the lip to angrily rebuke, actually hears a sound thickly likely harsh, is very the say/way that despises: „Has seen shameless, but has not seen really has been so shameless, was to eat the good thing obviously altogether, unexpectedly also felt all right to falsely accuse others to eat a lot, this anything person......” 梅高节正在感慨万分地发表演说,突然被这突如其来的噪音打断,不由得一怒,被打断的话题居然是一个如此无耻的人讲述地如此无耻的话题,更加的气冲牛斗,正待要颤着嘴唇怒斥一番,却听到一个声音粗的像破锣,很是鄙视的道:“见过无耻的,可是还真没见过这么无耻的,明明是自己把好东西一股脑都吃了,居然还好意思诬陷别人吃得多,这什么人啊……” Dugu Ying, Dugu Ying had not snatched the bear's paws for oneself, but indignant angrily, at this moment naturally must stand the publication to be discontented, he desirably loudly did not speak, but this person tall Mazhuang, even if spoke at the ordinary volume, shouted with the average person loud similarly, in addition the Young Master Jun unseemly behavior, naturally was also the audience all heard, on noise level, actually compared with before Young Master Jun must win the number to plan! 正是独孤英,独孤英一直为自己没有抢到熊掌而愤愤然,此刻当然要站出来发表不满,他可不是刻意放声说话,不过此君人高马壮,即使以平常音量说话,也和普通人高声叫嚷差不多,再加上君大少爷的作怪,自然也是全场皆闻,就噪音层次而言,却比君大少爷之前还要更胜数筹！ Jun Moxie sees some people to lead a cheer, interest is thicker, curls the lip saying: „I eat a bit faster can't be good? His! Others family/home comes one two, your family may be booing, several opening people who a fellow is tied down by care of one's family almost entire, is all plump and sturdy, the ass big waist circle, collects on a table, if the elder brother eats a bit faster, it is estimated that has not resulted in including the soup has drunk......” 君莫邪见有人助阵,兴致更浓,一撇嘴道:“我吃的不快点能行吗？丫的！别人家都是来一个两个的,你们家可倒好,一家伙拖家带口的十几口子人几乎全到,个个膘肥体壮,腚大腰圆,偏偏还都凑在一张桌子上,哥要是吃的不快点,估计连汤都没得喝了……” Fatty Tang stood to mediate hurriedly difficultly: „Third Young Master, this is also indisputable, after all this food, he...... He does not spend.” 唐胖子急忙艰难的站了起来打圆场:“三少,这也无可厚非啊,毕竟这顿饭,他……他不花钱的呀。” Such remarks, Emperor Your Majesty that keeps aloof continually, being able not help sends „pū” a strange sound, that several Old codger smiles the wicked shape wicked shape, only has Dugu Zhongheng to stare to stare at Fatty, such as wants to eat the person to be ordinary. 此言一出,连高高在上的皇帝陛下,也是情不自禁的发出来“噗”的一声怪声,那几个老头子更是笑得恶形恶状,唯有独孤纵横瞪着眼睛盯着胖子,如欲吃人一般。 In a twinkling the dignified main hall everywhere is „puffs and blows” the sound that covers the mouth to smile. 霎时间庄严的大殿到处都是“吭哧吭哧”的捂着嘴巴笑的声音。 That Mei Gaojie Venerable Mei air/Qi results in whole body to tremble, will speak, in sudden the say/way that is strange the odd sound to ridicule: „The Jun Family person, really completely is this rampant domineering. Lives up to reputation.” People is astonished greatly, following the sound looks, a person white clothing of speech, resides in the seat of honor, honored guest who is actually this banquet, Silver Blizzard City, Xiao Fengwu! 那梅高节梅老先生气得浑身发抖,正要说话,突然一个怪里怪气的声音揶揄的道:“君家的人,果然尽都是这样的嚣张跋扈啊。名不虚传。”众人一阵大讶,循声看去,说话的人一身白衣,居于上座,却是这次宴会的贵客,风雪银城,萧凤梧！ Xiao Fengwu naturally knows uncle Xiao Han and matter between Jun Family Jun Wuyi, in addition Little Princess Han Yanmeng, since comes back from Jun Family, on the mouth self-satisfied saying has then recognized younger generation, this makes acquisitive instinct greatly strengthened Xiao Young Master at heart greatly uncomfortable, speaking satire that at this moment then pushes to the front. 萧凤梧自然知道叔叔萧寒与君家君无意之间的事情,再加上小公主寒烟梦自从从君家回来,口上便一直得意的自称认了一个后辈,这让占有欲极强的萧大少心里大不舒服,此刻便一马当先的出言讽刺。 „This is?” Jun Moxie thinks of the appearance that does not know. “这位是？”君莫邪装着不认识的样子。 „this humble one is surnamed Xiao, Silver Blizzard City Xiao Family person, Xiao Fengwu!” Xiao Fengwu eyebrow raised, chuckled two, chest, in the hand has launched a handle folding fan, swung slowly two, the vision such as in cloud one table has swept in one side beautiful woman, the movement was really natural. “在下姓萧,风雪银城萧家的人,萧凤梧！”萧凤梧眉毛一挑,嘿嘿笑了两声,胸膛一挺,手中刷地展开一柄折扇,徐徐摇了两下,目光在一侧美女如云的一桌上扫了过去,动作甚是潇洒。 „Good name!” Actually sits in Li Youran at the same time spoke: „Brother Xiao this name is really unusual refined, has the fairyism!” The enemy of enemy is own friend! Xiao Family and Jun Family have a grudge, Li Youran naturally must use greatly. “好名字！”却是坐在一边的李悠然说了话:“萧兄这名字真是超凡脱俗,乃有仙气！”敌人的敌人就是自己的朋友！萧家与君家有仇,李悠然自然要大大地加以利用。 „Hehe, mentioned the this humble one name, poured also has an origin.” Xiao Fengwu is very somewhat self-satisfied, scratched with the finger the itchy place by Li Youran, careful explanation: „It is said in the past this humble one near that evening of birth, my mother had had a dream, the dream to a phoenix, fell on a dryondra. Therefore, is this humble one names for phoenix wu.” “呵呵,说起在下的名字,倒也是有个来历的。”萧凤梧很是有些得意,被李悠然搔到了痒处,细细的解释道:“据说当年在下临出生的那一晚,家母做了一个梦,梦到了一只凤凰,落在了一棵梧桐树上。所以,为在下取名为凤梧。” „Unexpectedly was good name of bestowed by heaven!” Li Youran applauds, acclaiming of face. “竟是天赐的好名字！”李悠然鼓鼓掌,一脸的赞叹。 „Haha......” Jun Moxie laughs. “哈哈……”君莫邪大笑起来。 „What do you smile?” Xiao Fengwu visits him very much angrily, in self-satisfied time, how to allow to break? “你笑什么？”萧凤梧很愤怒的看着他,正在得意的时候,岂容打断？ „Does not have anything, I am thinking, your mother may have the level , will also have a dream very much, unexpectedly fell the dream to a phoenix on the dryondra, then you called the phoenix wu, good name good name......” “也没什么,我在想,你妈可真有水平,还很会做梦,居然梦到了一只凤凰落在了梧桐树上,然后你就叫凤梧了,好名字呀好名字……” Jun Moxie wants to bear smile, has not actually borne , to continue to double with laughter a meeting, said: „I am thinking, if that night the mother had made the mistake the dream, does not have the dream to the phoenix and dryondra, instead fell the dream to a chicken on a Japanese banana tree, what should you call now? Must know, having a dream is matter perhaps, you can call the present name, is really the good luck!” 君莫邪想忍住笑,却又没忍住,继续前仰后合了一会,才道:“我在想,若是那一夜你妈做错了梦,没梦到凤凰和梧桐树,反而梦到了一只鸡落在了一株芭蕉树上,那你现在该叫什么呢？要知道,做梦可是没准的事啊,你能叫现在的名字,真是好运气！” Emperor Your Majesty liquor has choked, reddens all over the face, a cough, does not know whether to laugh or cry. 皇帝陛下一口酒呛了出来,满脸通红,一阵咳嗽,哭笑不得。 Fall did the dream to a chicken on the Japanese banana tree? This...... Associates to the Xiao Fengwu surname again, people suddenly has awakened. 梦到了一只鸡落在了芭蕉树上？这……再联想到萧凤梧的姓,众人顿时都醒悟了过来。 All people want to smile, but all people are also having scruples the Silver Blizzard City power and influence, actually does not dare to smile to make noise, several people are very laborious has choked. 所有人都想笑,但所有人亦都顾忌着风雪银城的威势,却是万万不敢笑出声来的,有好几人都是很辛苦的呛了起来。 „What meaning?” Xiao Fengwu somewhat puzzled, subconsciously asked that tastes suddenly, instantly face guard cold frost: „Jun Moxie, do you dare to scold me?” “什么意思？”萧凤梧有些不解,下意识的问了一句,突然回味过来,霎时脸罩寒霜:“君莫邪,你敢骂我？” „Did I scold you? What did I scold you?” Jun Moxie is innocent: „You are the Silver Blizzard City Xiao Family person, has no alternative but reasonable? Seizes to annihilate to seize the pair, the when you catch a thief catch him with the goods, the speech, must have the evidence!” “我骂你？我骂你什么了？”君莫邪一脸无辜:“就算你是风雪银城萧家的人,也不能不讲道理吧？捉歼捉双,捉贼捉赃,说话,要有证据！” „You slightly scolded me...... Xiao Fengwu to have words on the tip of the tongue obviously”, finally awakened oneself to be nearly swindled, before making a boner person, roared: „Jun Moxie, I must kill you!” “你明明骂我小……”萧凤梧话到嘴边,终于醒悟自己险些又上了当,出丑人前,不禁怒吼一声:“君莫邪,我要杀了你！” „Silver Blizzard City is really fierce, worthily is the present age most famous big influence!” Jun Moxie shakes the head to acclaim, a piece of admiration: „In others national territory, is receiving the treatment/salary of state guest, was invited Imperial Palace, high according to the seat of honor \; Under the whole nation civil and military hundred officer royal government high-ranking court officials are in the glare of the public eye, even is facing our great Emperor Your Majesty, unexpectedly dares brazenly to clamor to kill one[ ***] the only grandson of side high-ranking court official...... This grade of boldness, really admires admires.” “风雪银城果然厉害,不愧是当世最著名的大势力！”君莫邪摇头赞叹,一片敬佩:“在人家的国土上,受着国宾的待遇,更被请进了皇宫,高据首席\;在举国上下文武百官朝廷重臣众目睽睽之下,甚至面对着我们伟大的皇帝陛下,居然就敢公然叫嚣要杀害一[***]方重臣的唯一孙子……这等魄力,真是佩服啊佩服。” A saying, on the minister person face completely is so unattractive. 这么一说,众大臣人人脸上尽都不好看了起来。 Yes, must kill the only grandson of military high-ranking court official before my sovereign, if this left Imperial Palace, but also is uncertain how rampantly. 是呀,在吾皇面前就要砍杀了军方重臣的唯一孙子,这要是离开了皇宫,还不定怎么嚣张呢。 Xiao Han stands up hurriedly, compels the nephew to sit down, the arch cups one hand in the other across the chest, said apologetically: „Phoenix wu young, does not understand the humans affair \; Is spur-of-the-moment, asking the numerous positions to excuse me!” Xiao Han has not certainly cared about any Imperial Family, but is actually not willing to be hostile'oppose with Imperial Family of any country's rashly. After all some Supreme Alliance approximately before, the binding force are very strong. Also, others good intention asked itself and the others to come, if were instigated has tied the dead enmity with Tianxiang, was and the others was too innocent, this matter put that not to be of pleasant to hear. 萧寒急忙站起,强令侄儿坐下,拱拱手,歉然道:“凤梧年幼,不晓世事\;一时冲动,请众位见谅！”萧寒当然不曾在乎什么皇家,但却也不愿贸然与任何一国的皇室为仇作对。毕竟有至尊盟约在前,约束力还是很强的。再说,人家好心好意请自己等人前来,若是被挑拨得与天香结了死仇,却是自己等人太不懂事了,这事放到那也不好听。 Emperor Your Majesty liberal smiling, expressed might as well the matter. 皇帝陛下宽宏的笑了笑,表示不妨事。 Below, Jun Moxie also has to sit down, Dugu Xiaoyi has actually collected, is opening the big eye of round being in sharp contrast, asked curiously: „A chicken falls on the Japanese banana tree, names Iya?” 下面,君莫邪也只好坐下了,独孤小艺却凑了过来,睁着圆圆的黑白分明的大眼睛,好奇地问道:“一只鸡落在芭蕉树上,叫什么名字呀？” A Jun Moxie nearly somersault sneaked under the table, is wiping the nose forced smile: „Eh, this, asks that your Elder Brother knew, he definitely knows. I said a moment ago many words, too the mouth has done, making me drink water first......” 君莫邪险些一个跟头钻进了桌子底下,抹着鼻子苦笑:“额,这个,去问问你哥哥就知道了,他肯定知道。我刚才说了好多话,太口干了,让我先喝口水……” Dugu Xiaoyi snort/hum rolled the eyes at him, had turned the head to ask Dugu Ying, saw that a Dugu Ying black face purple rises in a twinkling, such matter, oneself, when Elder Brother how can explain this matter to the Younger Sister?! Wickedly looked at Jun Moxie one, declining of stuttering, Dugu Xiaoyi is actually unsatisfied, honk the small mouth was being acts like a spoiled brat threatens, was makes Dugu Family seven brothers everybody in an extremely difficult situation. 独孤小艺哼了一声白了他一眼,转过头去问独孤英,就见到独孤英一张黑脸霎时间紫涨起来,这样的事,自己当哥哥的如何能向妹妹解释这事？！不禁恶狠狠地看了君莫邪一眼,结结巴巴的推辞,独孤小艺却是不满意,嘟着小嘴又是撒娇又是威胁,将独孤家兄弟七人人人都是弄得狼狈不堪。 Saw that in the main hall the atmosphere is somewhat awkward, in Wenxing Institute of Knowledge another teacher Kong Lingyang, has stood, said: „Last year Golden Autumn Gifted Scholar Feast, various Great Aristocratic Family gifted scholar talented women and my articles were popular the academy to the war, although my Wenxing Institute of Knowledge lucky slightly better, but actually nobody exceeded eldest grandson Young Master Li of Grand Preceptor Li your family place \; Takes to heart until now obsolete. Now said, several disciple desires ask for advice to Young Master Li, how doesn't know?” 眼看大殿中气氛有些尴尬,文星书院中另一位教习孔令扬,站了起来,道:“去岁金秋才子宴,各大世家的才子才女与我文兴书院对战,我文星书院虽然侥幸略胜一筹,但却始终无人胜过李太师府上的长孙李公子\;老朽至今耿耿于怀。今曰,有几位弟子欲向李公子讨教一番,不知如何？” People spirit/mind inspires, the climax came finally! 众人精神一振,重头戏终于来了！ Wenxing Institute of Knowledge gifted scholar are also everybody in the eyes illumination. Since enters this main hall, gifted scholar completely has no appetite, for this moment, if can perplex this recognition Tianxiang first gifted scholar, at least in this knowledge expressed that is slightly better, is of great advantage to the future without doubt! 文星书院的各位才子们也是人人眼中发光。自从进入这大殿,诸位才子尽都是食不甘味,就为了这一刻,若是能将这位公认的天香第一才子难住,起码在这学识方面就表示是自己略胜一筹,对前途无疑是大有好处的！ Li Youran was smiling faintly, stood up lightly, the vision looks at the people mildly, said: „leisurely (Youran) has little talent and less learning, how can work as numerous position gifted scholar to launch an attack, do not reveal shortcomings. However, if asks for advice, at present actually another person, regardless of the knowledge or the wisdom idea, makes , the numerous positions that leisurely (Youran) admires might as well ask for advice 1-2 to him.” 李悠然浅笑着,翩然站起,目光温润的看着众人,道:“悠然才疏学浅,如何能当得众位才子发难,还是不要献丑了。不过,诸位若要讨教,眼前倒是另有一人,无论学识还是智计,都令悠然佩服的很,众位不妨向他讨教一二吧。” „May I ask Young Master, who is that great ability?” The people asked together, in the heart had doubts, could it be this Tianxiang City, can also let the peerless talent that Li Youran was sincerely convinced? Why before , has never heard, this may feel strange. “敢问公子,那位大才是谁？”众人一起发问,心中都是疑惑,难道这天香城,还有能够让李悠然心服口服的绝世之才？为何以前从未听说过,这可奇了怪了。 „Jun Moxie, Young Master Jun!” Li Youran shows a faint smile, said with a sincere tone, simultaneously a hand finger/refers, points at Young Master Jun, the goal is being clear. Jun Moxie is lifting a chicken leg to gnaw the mouthful to be greasy, the troublesome space, cannot help but maliciously stared Li Youran one suddenly. “正是君莫邪,君公子！”李悠然微微一笑,用一种真诚的口气说道,同时手一指,指着君大少,目标明确之极。君莫邪正举着一只鸡腿啃得满嘴油腻,突然间麻烦天上来,不由得狠狠瞪了李悠然一眼。 fuck! your little brat frames the father blatantly! 草！你小子公然陷害老子！ The numerous all in an uproar. 众皆哗然。 ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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