OEM :: Volume #3

#283: Fatty goes through a strategic pass

Tang Yuan was somewhat terrified meaning, Grandpa delivers to the entrance to go back very much, only left behind itself to face this first meeting Supreme Emperor Your Majesty, in the heart was really somewhat disturbed. 唐源很是有些惶恐的意思,爷爷送到门口就又回去了,只留下自己面对这位初次见面的至尊皇帝陛下,心中实在是有些忐忑。 „Stands, comes person, bestows the place.” Saw his distressed appearance, Emperor Your Majesty cannot bear laughed two, affable waving. “站起来吧,来人,赐座。”看到他的狼狈样子,皇帝陛下忍不住呵呵笑了两声,和蔼可亲的挥挥手。 „Yes, thanked Your Majesty.” The Tang Yuan fat hand has supported two braces, crawls to set out, has wiped the perspiration, cautiously wants to sit down. “是,谢陛下。”唐源胖手撑了两撑,爬起身来,抹了把汗,小心翼翼的就想坐下。 But does not know is intentional or how, the chair that Court Eunuch moves is one encircles the chair . Moreover the volume is not big. Naturally, if the person of quite normal stature can sit generally absolutely very much with ease, will have many wealth, but Fatty Tang sits, actually really pushes someone take on a difficult job. 但不知道是故意的还是怎么着,太监搬来的椅子乃是一只圈椅,而且体积并不大。当然,若是一般比较正常身材的人绝对是可以很轻松地坐进去的,甚至还会有不少的富裕,可是唐胖子坐进去,却实在是勉为其难。 Fatty Tang remembers the instruction of Grandpa: In front of Your Majesty, if bestows place, does not may haughty sitting down, only slightly sat the half buttocks to be good, must remember! However now, Fatty Tang wants to seat the half buttocks very much, the issue is, this circle chair, seemingly the half buttocks cannot sit continually, this thing was also too small a point, no wonder others can only sit the half buttocks. 唐胖子牢记着爷爷的教诲:在陛下面前,若是赐座,万万不可大模大样的坐下,只稍坐半边屁股就行了,一定要记住！但是现在,唐胖子很想坐进半边屁股去,问题就在于,这张圈椅,貌似连半边屁股也坐不进去啊,这玩意也太小一点了吧,难怪别人就只能坐半边屁股。 Puffs and blows, finally has filled own half buttocks, encircles chair suddenly to be full, fat hangs in all around, has actually overflowed. 吭哧一声,终于把自己的半边屁股塞了进去,圈椅顿时满满的,一圈肥肉挂在四周,却是溢了出来。 „Haha......” Emperor has not borne finally, always doing nothing but has smiled. Tang Yuan is accompanying the hollow laugh, only thought that own head sweat infiltrates gradually. “哈哈……”皇帝终于没忍住,竟自笑了出来。唐源陪着干笑,只觉得自己的头上汗水渐渐渗出来。 „Tang Yuan, I heard that Nobility Hall, you are the Leader storekeeper?” Emperor has stopped smiling, asking of intentionally or otherwise. The eyeground deep place, spooky cold brightness of being quietly flashes through. “唐源,听说,那贵族堂,你是当家掌柜的？”皇帝止住了笑,有意无意的问道。眼底深处,悄无声息的一道幽幽的寒光闪过。 „Yes...... Your Majesty, young feudal official...... Common people...... Below...... I......” Fatty Tang sweat profusely, stuttering could not speak. He wants to say ‚young feudal official’, but does not think appropriately, oneself body does not have the government position \; To say ‚common people’, but are actually not \; Has to think that says ‚below’, but this is the Jiang Hu tone, if says ‚me’, is not respectful...... Suddenly unexpectedly had food stuck in the throat. “是……陛下,小臣……草民……在下……我……”唐胖子大汗淋漓,结结巴巴的说不出话来了。他想自称‘小臣’,但想想不合适,自己身无官职\;想自称‘草民’,但自己却又不是\;有心想自称‘在下’,可这是江湖口吻,若是自称‘我’,又太不恭敬了……一时间居然噎住了。 „All right, you at will good.” Emperor Your Majesty temperate say|way: „Tang Yuan, you whether to tell me, previous Nobility Hall auctioned, such good means that whose idea was in the end?” “没事,你随意就好。”皇帝陛下温和的道:“唐源,你可否告诉朕,上次贵族堂拍卖,这么好的办法,到底是谁的主意？” „This... That... Your Majesty, Hehe, that is such a matter......” in the Fatty heart one revolution, fuck, no wonder the Boss so seriously repeatedly exhorts me, originally unexpectedly is this big shot must know that the Boss is really high...... „actually, initially because of me at that time, cough cough, was quite young, has violated a mistake innocent, had been expelled the main house gate by my Grandpa. At that time...... Is pondering over, I must do a matter to come, making the old person have a look, expels the decision of main house gate me not to the place.” Tang Yuan embarrassed flexure scratching the head: „But my anything, is not in making money to be interested......” “这个…那个…陛下,嘿嘿,那个是这么回事……”胖子心中一转,我靠,怪不得老大如此郑重地一再嘱咐我,原来居然是这位大佬要知道,老大真是高啊……“其实啊,当初是因为我当时,咳咳,就是比较年轻,不懂事犯了点错,被我爷爷逐出了家门。当时……就琢磨着,我一定得干出点事来,让老人家看看,把我逐出家门的决定是不对地。”唐源不好意思的挠了挠头:“可是我什么都不会,就是对赚钱感兴趣……” „You said...... Is this idea you leaves actually?” The Emperor Your Majesty complexion sank, a suddenly heavy pressure speechless has pressed toward Tang Yuan. “你是说……这个主意其实是你出的？”皇帝陛下脸色沉了下来,顿时一种沉沉的威压无言的向着唐源压了下来。 This is not the Profound Qi expert air/Qi field, but the prestige of pure king! 这可不是什么玄气高手的气场,而是纯粹的帝王之威！ This thing is Great Expert Jun, or is Eight Great Supreme anything cannot imitate „...... Yes! Your Majesty...... This is actually not anything, is a small business transaction.” Tang Yuan the perspiration passes the heavy clothes in a twinkling, only thought the whole body had the prickly heat general is dry and hot, but was the direct beautiful mouth has actually shouldered. 这玩意就算是君大高人,又或者是八大至尊什么的也是模仿不来的“……是的！陛下……这其实也不算什么,就是个小买卖而已。”唐源霎时间汗透重衣,只觉得浑身起了痱子一般的燥热起来,但却是直接红嘴白牙地扛了下来。 The eye of Emperor is staring him, long time has not spoken again \; The finger is knocking on Dragon Throne gently, sends out clearly „thump” sound, in a silent main hall, particularly clear. Tang Yuan only felt that every is the rap on own heart, suddenly the heartbeat is similar to beats a drum to be fierce general, only thought that the whole body sweats, the body becomes tender, withstands, can withstand...... „nothing else? Small business transaction? Tang Yuan, can you, know crime?” Emperor Your Majesty narrowed eye slightly, only left behind together the sharp slit, was observing the Fatty Tang complexion. 皇帝的眼睛瞪着他,半晌没有再说话\;手指头轻轻在龙椅上敲着,发出清脆的“咚咚”的声音,在一片寂静的大殿中,分外的清晰。唐源只感觉每一下都是敲击在自己的心脏上,一时间心跳如同擂鼓一般剧烈起来,只觉得浑身冒虚汗,身子发软,顶住,一定要顶住……“还没什么？小买卖而已？唐源,你,可知罪？”皇帝陛下微微眯起了眼睛,只留下一道锐利的缝隙,观察着唐胖子的脸色。 „Is small...... Small...... Small guilty, does not know that small there made mistakes...... Please, asking Sir to grant instruction......” Tang Yuan more anxious, does not know how to call itself. Suddenly thinks stroll records institute the time, in saying of young male servant institute \; Thinks that thought with here is really appropriate, therefore then so said. “小……小……小的有罪,就是不知小的那里犯错了……请,请大爷赐教……”唐源更紧张了,也更不知道怎么称呼自己。突然想起来自己逛记院的时候,记院里小厮的自称\;想了一想,觉得用在这里甚是合适,于是便如此说了出来。 He flurried, only knows the first edition to copy verbatim, Uncle even/including also called, fullness that the tone studies, that records the institute young male servant and guest speaks, whether or not own mistake, definitely will rush to admit mistakes, good also wrong, manner true good. 只是他慌乱之下,只知道原版照抄,连大爷也叫了出来,口气更学的十足,那记院小厮与客人说话,不管是不是自己的错,必然会抢着认错,不错也错,态度真正一个好。 Then may be booing, Fatty has become the attendant in a brothel who matches the customers with the appropriate prostitute and pimp, but Emperor Your Majesty muddleheaded has become scoop of guests...... „your there guilty? Your auction, stirs fishy entire Capital City, everything in disorder!” Emperor Your Majesty snort|hum, continued to exert the pressure. Emperor Your Majesty is the honored person, there knows, oneself bewildered has become, volume, Sir. 这下可倒好,胖子成了大茶壶兼皮条客,而皇帝陛下稀里糊涂的就成了瓢客……“你那里有罪？你的这场拍卖会,将整个京城搅得乌烟瘴气,乱七八糟！”皇帝陛下哼了一声,继续施加威压。皇帝陛下乃是尊贵之人,那里会知道,自己莫名其妙的已经成了,额,大爷了。 „Is small...... At that time had not thought that many, planned independent, cough cough, calculated can gain getting by some Silvers from Sir hand, did not have some not to have, small has not bought and sold by using compulsion absolutely, was......” the Tang Yuan beads of sweat that your sentiment I hoped flows a line absolutely. “小的……当时真没想那么多,就只是打算自食其力,咳咳,也就是盘算着能从各位大爷手里赚些糊口的银子而已,根本就没那些有的没的,小的绝对没有强买强卖,绝对是你情我愿的……”唐源汗珠流成了一条线。 Fellow Sir...... Em, these words, Emperor suddenly has become in populace wooden scoop guest . Moreover, in these scoop of guests, also his three sons...... But Fatty is muddleheaded, naturally does not know one made this fathers and sons four people of relations also near one step, friendship with the tour...... „first did not say other, on the single was aristocrat who you proposed ‚’ two characters, then has shouldered Capital City powerful and wealthy family/home the heart of competition, said becomes serious, nearly said that came to Beijing the price rapidly to rise \; Because you give each profession only to send out an invitation, actually the note understands, only then invited is the aristocrat, has provoked the intense dispute in profession greatly, initiates personal grievances \; Now Tianxiang City salt merchant, dry-goods dealer...... All professions, are struggling, even, had the numerical example bloody incidents to occur! Third, but also has provoked political situation not steadily......” about this finally, Emperor Your Majesty naturally cannot state clearly, but such raises, has frightened Tang Yuan to be heavy. 各位大爷……恩,这句话一出,皇帝顿时成了大众瓢客中的一员,而且,这些瓢客中,还有他自己的三个儿子……而胖子稀里糊涂,自然也不知道自己让这父子四人的关系又近了一步,同游之谊……“先不说别的,就单只是你提出的‘贵族’两个字,便已经挑起了京城豪富之家的攀比之心,曰趋严重,近曰来京都物价急速上涨\;由于你们给每一个行业只发一张请柬,却注明白只有得到邀请的才是贵族,大大地挑起了在行业内部的激烈纷争,引发私人恩怨\;现在天香城的盐商,布商……所有的行业,都在明争暗斗,甚至,已有数例流血事件发生！其三,还挑动了政局不稳……”关于这最后一点,皇帝陛下自然不能明说,但只是这么一提,已经吓得唐源不轻。 Originally Boss in secret also this and other great plans and subsequent parties! Really is really...... The idol, I also think for Silvers...... I am really stupid, the level is insufficient, how is I to show face in public, breaks through enemy lines, Boss sitting quietly rear area, this called the true operation... In that anything, beyond that anything thousand li (500 km). 原来老大暗中还有这等伟大的计划和后手！真真是……偶像啊,我还以为只是为了银子呢……我真蠢啊,层次还是不够啊,要不怎么是我抛头露面,冲锋陷阵,老大稳坐后方,这才叫真正的运筹…那啥之中,那啥千里之外呢。 Emperor Your Majesty sees being at a loss of Tang Yuan face, affirmation this matter is not his idea, at least is not his chief instigator, stands up from Dragon Throne slowly, leisurely walked two steps, joining hands behind the back has stood in the Tang Yuan body first three zhang (3.33 m) places: „Tang Yuan, you as the gallant marquis's grandson, even if your again debauchee, even if you how having neither learning nor skill, in the future lifetime high position and great wealth, must have your, why bother can raise one's head for the person, has received for the person? Has ruined yourself and your Tang Family excellent future? You believe that like this is worth?” 皇帝陛下看到唐源一脸的迷惘,更加的肯定此事绝不是他的主意,至少不是他的主谋,缓缓从龙椅上站起,悠缓的走了两步,背着手站在唐源身前三丈之处:“唐源,你身为忠勇侯之孙,就算你再纨绔,就算你再如何的不学无术,将来一生的荣华富贵,也还是少不了你的,何苦要代人出头、替人受过？葬送了你自己和你唐家的大好前途？你认为,这样值得？” The idea of launching a psychological attack! The idea of naked launching a psychological attack! 攻心之计！赤裸裸的攻心之计！ The posterity of any family, when facing such threat, absolutely is unable safely place it. This point, Emperor Your Majesty believes firmly without doubt! Therefore after he said these words, eye generally stared like the nail on the Tang Yuan face. 任何一个家族的后人,在面对这样的威胁的时候,都绝对无法安然处之。这一点,皇帝陛下确信无疑！所以他说出这句话之后,眼睛就像钉子一般盯在了唐源脸上。 But absolutely what Emperor Your Majesty cannot think, this set of excuse, Great Expert Jun after knowing possibly reveals the secret, early in beforehand has trained to Fatty Tang several, Great Expert Jun, although does not have so-called ruler the air/Qi of tortoise, but killing intent actually even better drops, air/Qi of trivial tortoise, but how the Fatty place. 但皇帝陛下绝对想不到的是,这一套说辞,君大高人在得知可能露馅之后,早已经在事先对唐胖子演练了好几遍,君大高人虽然没有所谓帝皇的王八之气,但杀气却是更胜一筹滴,区区一点王八之气,可是奈何不了胖子地。 Actually, if Emperor Your Majesty is only the idle talk daily family activity, by the Fatty Tang temperament training, how is the hands and feet of this old fox? Sooner or later will show some something that gives one away, by that time, fans out from point to area, Fatty again is prepared, cannot resist. 其实,若是皇帝陛下只是一个劲的闲话家常,以唐胖子的心姓修养,如何是他这老狐狸的手脚？迟早会露出些许马脚的,到那时,以点带面,胖子就算再有准备,也是招架不住的。 But now is waiting including the fragrant palace also about thousand people, Emperor Your Majesty is to ask to fight a battle to force a quick decision, turned all of a sudden this aspect, actually happen to sneaked in Great Expert Jun to design the good repertoire to come up. 但现在含香殿还有近千人等着,皇帝陛下为求速战速决,一下子拐到了这方面,却是正好钻进了君大高人设计好的套路上来。 This issue to Tang Yuan, good one to compare: An academic record set the base the basic any high-school student not to obtain one set of examination paper on the eve of the college entrance examination, and was compelled to recite forcefully, had discovered to college entrance examination that genius that unexpectedly this was the college entrance examination test question, moreover whole set...... The Boss is really the divine strategy! Thought that in the Tang Yuan heart worships! 这个问题对唐源来说,好有一比:一个学习成绩垫底基本啥也不会的高中生在高考前夕得到了一套试卷,并被人强行逼着背诵了下来,到了高考那一天才发现,居然这就是高考试题,而且还是整套的……老大真是神机妙算啊！唐源心中崇拜的想到！ Meets to incur! 接招吧！ „Your Majesty, you have not to know, small told you, small , said that was expelled the main house gate by the grandfather, was small punishment is deserved anything has not generally said that was only at that time, small was tidied up cut and bruised by grandfather Family Law, moves continually helplessly, is left the household by the clear body, has not brought to result in duty Silvers, when this heaven was roadless, when enters did not have, my good brothers, Jun Family Third Young Master Jun Moxie to appear, when he rescued me in the danger, saved me in exhausted, did not evade, brought back to Jun Family me, recuperates, this graciousness. This sentiment......” Fatty seven emotions upper eyelid, move of face. “陛下啊,您有所不知,小的就都跟您说了吧,小的当曰被家祖逐出家门,大抵是小的罪有应得没什么好说,只是那时,小的被家祖一顿家法收拾得遍体鳞伤,连动一动都无能为力,更是被清身出户,并未带得本分银子,正值此上天无路,入地无门之际,我的好兄弟,君家三少君莫邪出现,正是他解救我于危难之际,拯救我于困顿之中,更不避讳,将我带回君家,加以调养,此恩。此情……”胖子七情上脸,一脸的感动。 „Your meaning, is this idea Jun Family Little Three leaves actually?” Emperor Your Majesty a little has gotten really angry, this Fatty talked at random, how such hateful! “你的意思,其实这主意是君家小三出的？”皇帝陛下真的有点怒了,这个胖子东拉西扯的,怎地这么讨厌！ „Your Majesty you have misunderstood, you listened to me to say the words, said that Jun Family to receive cordially for my good brothers warmly, with all one could want to eat or drink, the basic necessities of life, may say in every possible way, although Tang Yuan was only debauchee juniors, not any strong point, actually also knew to be full of gratitude, but lived under subjugation at this moment, how to discuss repays, thought of itself also in the commercial slightly a little forte , the inspiration touched, thought and me and a Jun's Brothers big something in common......” “陛下你误会了,您听我把话说完,当曰进得君家为我那好兄弟热情款待,三茶六饭、衣食住行,可说无微不至,唐源虽只是一纨绔子弟,并无甚么长处,却也知道知恩图报,可是此刻寄人篱下,如何谈得报答,自思自己也就在商业方面稍微有点过人之处,又灵机一触,思及我与君兄弟的一大共同之处……” Your something in common? debauchee? Ruined family? Doesn't make every effort to succeed? also what? 你俩的共同之处？纨绔？败家？不争气？还有什么？ „Your Majesty also knows, the marketplace was rumored that I and Jun's Brothers are my Tianxiang first No. 2 debauchee juniors, what is small was seeks an inspiration in this, recalled that in the past eventful years, I did not know the wealth to be valuable, spent freely recklessly, often not a valuable thing, actually with person carelessly unexpectedly price, but spent money like it is going out of style, but looked all around the national capital, such as I and Third Young Master common juniors was also not infrequent, if by debauchee generation of famous life it, name ‚aristocrat’ actually also appropriate, was not the aristocrat, what came debauchee? This is opportunities, these people do not take Silvers to be serious in any case......” “陛下也知,市井谣传我和君兄弟乃是我天香第一第二号的纨绔子弟,小的正是在此中觅到了一线灵感,忆往昔峥嵘岁月,我不知钱财可贵,肆意挥霍,往往一不值钱的东西,却与人胡乱竟价,而一掷千金,而环顾国都,如我与三少一般的子弟也不在少数,若以纨绔代名命之,称之‘贵族’却也恰如其分,不是贵族,何来纨绔？这便不失为一个生财之道,反正这些人也不拿着银子当回事……” „Mentioned also skillfully, some time past the small chance coincidence knew the liquor said Number One Under The Heaven famous expert Song Shang senior, he agreed that Nobility Hall obtained senior secret Niang peerless good wine, under all sort of coincidences, causes now to say the aspect fortunately, if Your Majesty still had the question, Tang Yuan was willing to be the Your Majesty one by one explanation!” A Fatty gas channel comes, does not know that was the words says along, because the Emperor Your Majesty manner already was estimated at present by Great Expert Jun, Fatty did not have unexpectedly beforehand was terrified! “说来也巧,前些时候小的机缘巧合认识了酒道天下第一名家宋伤前辈,得他首肯,贵族堂得到前辈秘酿的绝世美酒,诸般巧合之下,凑巧造成了今曰之局面,若陛下仍有疑问,唐源愿为陛下一一解答！”胖子一气道来,不知道是不是话说顺了,还是因为眼前皇帝陛下的态度早就被君大高人估中,胖子竟全无之前的惶恐了！ Asked this, how Emperor Your Majesty is willing let go, all affairs big or small, one by one detailed to ask easily. 都问到这了,皇帝陛下如何肯轻易放手,事无巨细,一一详问。 Had Fatty of advance plan not to be slightly flustered, gives answers readily, each reason, is logical and reasonable, impregnable. Speaking of by sad place that the family expelled, Fatty according to the splendid script that Mr. successful director designed, the fervor deduction, the tears tears able to move unhindered, howled. 已有腹案的胖子丝毫也不慌张,对答如流,每一项理由,都是入情入理,无懈可击。说到被家族逐出的伤心处,胖子更是按照君大导演设计的精彩剧本,激情演绎,涕泪纵横,嚎啕大哭。 Pile of fat sweat scatter, tears scatter howls in front of oneself...... What is this felt? 一堆肥肉汗水四溅,泪水四溅的在自己面前嚎啕大哭……这是一种什么感觉？ ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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