„How? Should Iknow? could it be are theyvery famous?”Person who asked was very the surprise. could it bethesetwoare dreadful and pleased with oneselffellow, unexpectedlyiswhatgreatgreat personis inadequate? Maylook atthisimage...... Like...... „the Capital Cityfour harmfuls, youshouldn'tknow?”Anotherpersonis hanging the eye, withonetypetone that directs the wrong way, said.
“怎么地?我应该知道?难道他们很有名吗?”问的人很是诧异。难道这两个又猥琐又自鸣得意的家伙,居然是什么了不起的大人物不成?可看这形象……不像呀……“京城四害,你应该知道吧?”另一人吊着眼睛,用一种指点迷津的口气,道。„Thisknowsactually\;Nothing butisfat pigTang, evil tyrant, the fly on stinking insect and dining table in alsolatrine...... could it be??”
“这个倒是知道\;无非就是肥猪唐,恶霸君,还有茅厕里的臭虫和饭桌上的苍蝇……难道??”„Good! Frontthesetwo, areinlegendfamousfat pigTangHeevil tyrant! Is and flyworld-famousanothertwobigevils on stinking insect and dining table in latrine!”
“不错!面前这两位,就是传说中大名鼎鼎的肥猪唐和恶霸君!乃是与茅厕里的臭虫和饭桌上的苍蝇齐名于世的另两大害!”„No wonderseesthisthemto think that hasflatpeople the impulsion, so that's how it is! The Capital Cityfour harmfuls, tch tch, saysnowsees, reallylives up to reputation!”
“怪不得一见这俩人就觉得有一种扁人的冲动,原来如此!京城四害,啧啧,今曰一见,果然名不虚传!”„Yes, said that reallyharmsrefined, suchdregs, is qualified forparticipating inGifted Scholar Feastunexpectedly, the general mood of societysays,young heart in the old days...... Oh!”
“是啊,说起来真是有损斯文啊,这样的渣,居然也有资格来参加才子宴,世风曰下,人心不古啊……唉!”„Oh...... Iam built on the worldwiththisgrade of degenerateunexpectedly, hates unable to snatch, deeplythinks the shame!” A simultaneousdeep sigh, sobbed. Opinionso forth, noisy, allpeopleslantinglyfocus onlooksfamousthis‚twobigevils’, directs, talks in whispers. Everybodyin the eyes, alldespises, each onecomplexions, alldisdain.
“唉……吾竟与这等败类并立于世,恨不得以头抢地,深以为耻啊!”一阵同声长叹,唏嘘不已。诸如此类的言论,沸沸扬扬,所有人都斜着眼看着这久负盛名的‘两大害’,指指点点,窃窃私语。人人眼中,皆是鄙视,个个脸色,全是不屑。Jun MoxieandTang Yuantwo peoplejust likehave not heard, is very comfortable.君莫邪与唐源两人恍如未闻,很是自在。„Fatty, but alsoremembers that Ion that dayto the words that youdid speak?”Lowsound that Jun Moxiepresses.
“胖子,还记得我那天跟你说的话?”君莫邪压的低低的声音。„Cannot forget......” the openingeyelid of Tang Yuanlazily: „Are youuntrustworthyme?”
“忘不了……”唐源懒洋洋的睁开眼皮:“你还信不过咱家?”„Iamfeared that yourlittle bratlardhoodwinked the heart, the fatstops up the eye, fuck!”Jun Moxiescolded.
“我就是怕你小子猪油蒙了心,肥肉堵了眼,草!”君莫邪骂道。„Howgentlemanis not heavynon-prestige! En, thiswasmyGrandpasays.”Tang Yuanwagging the head in a high-spirited manner, is very proud.
“君子不重咋不威!恩,这可是我爷爷说的。”唐源摇头晃脑,很是自豪。„Onyoursuchunexpectedlyalsodaresto sayoneselfare the gentleman......!”Jun Moxiehas retchedone. Also, nowinthisworld, wherealsoanygenuinegentleman!
“就你丫这样的居然也敢说自己是君子……!”君莫邪干呕了一声。再说了,现在这世上,哪里还有什么真正的君子!Has handledFatty, Jun Moxiefelt relievedslightly,remaining, looksoneselfdisplayed! Hispaternal grandmotherdrops, todaymakes your wooden clubshave a look, anythingis calledrogue! Fatherroguedoes not dieyou!
搞定了胖子这边,君莫邪略略放心,剩下的,就看自己发挥了!他奶奶滴,今天就让你们这些棒槌看看,什么才叫做流氓!老子流氓不死你们!Hereis waiting? Fatherwherehastheseinternationaltime? hmph hmph, letsfatherroguetoday!
在这里干等着?老子哪有这些国际时间?哼哼,今天就让老子流氓到底吧!„Anyone, whichsaidyour, whatlooks atto look? Veryattractive?”Jun Moxiehangsto focusslantingly, asked that is looking atownhead of tenderfacefellowsecretly. Thisfellow, recognizes, is actually the Meng Familyperson. Previoustimeoncehad a participationandMeng HaizhouframesFatty Tangtogether, remembers that probablycalledMeng Fei, butnaturallypretendsnot to knownow.
“那谁,说你哪,看什么看?很好看吗?”君莫邪斜吊着眼,问一个正偷偷看自己的油头粉面的家伙。这家伙,认得,却是孟家的人。上次曾经有份参与与孟海洲一起陷害唐胖子的,记得好像叫孟飞的,但现在当然是装作不认识了。„Has not looked atanything.”Thatasked the Meng Feifellowalsovery muchto hang, a squintleaninghead, to a Jun Moxieback of the head. Alsois, thosereceive the invitation, which notstatusalsothere is? Meng Family, is not the smallfamily.
“没看啥。”那叫孟飞的家伙也很吊,一斜眼一偏头,给君莫邪一个后脑勺。也是,凡是接到邀请的,又有哪一个没有点身份?孟家,也不是什么小家族。„fuck! ~~~”Jun Moxieelongated the tuneto cry out strangely, to fire/rubsleeve, whilemusttake off the clothesto rushgoes: „Damnyourwhichfamily/home? Youknow that youwere speakingtowhom? What does fuck!look atto look? Looked that yourmotherheadhas a lookto look! Lookedagain,lookedagain the fatherdigs outto fillinyouranusyoureyeballyoudo believe?!”
“卧槽!~~~”君莫邪拉长了腔调怪叫一声,一边撸袖子,一边就要脱衣服冲上前去:“他妈的你谁家的?你知道你在跟谁说话呢?草!看啥看?看你妈个头啊看看看!再看,再看老子把你眼珠子抠出来塞你屁眼里你信不信?!”Young Master Jun the neck, the blue veinis blowing upoldtall, is nipping the tooth, hangs the eye, the mouthfrothis scattering.君大少直着脖子,青筋鼓起老高,咬着牙齿,吊着眼睛,口沫四溅。Thathead of tenderfaceyoungsterMeng Feihas a dreamcannot think,oneselfstandswellhere, butlooked attwoto draw onthisgrade of unexpected misfortune, otherslooked, why did Imeet with a disaster? Byspitting blood that almostthiscussing outright in the facescolded, reddened all over the face, has stutteredseveraltimes, the air/Qicould not speakdirectly.
那油头粉面的少年孟飞做梦也想不到,自己好好的站在这里,只不过看了两眼就招来这等无妄之灾,别人都看了,为啥就我自己遭殃?被这一顿劈头盖脸的臭骂骂的几乎吐血,满脸通红,结结巴巴了好几次,气的直接说不出话来。„Ok! Third Young Master, whylowers oneself to the same levelwiththeseworldlings!”Fatty Tangconsoleshurriedly, broadmindedsay/way.
“算了!三少,何必跟这些俗人一般见识!”唐胖子急忙劝解,宽宏大量的道。
The presentisthisheenters the stage, two peoplepack of scoundrelsis so long, Fatty TangandJun Moxiecoordinate, simplyisflawless, heholds onJun Moxie: „Remainsto selectspirit/mind, laterwe must amaze the world with a single brilliant featin the throne room! Exposesourunparalleledtalent, perhapsYour Majestyonehappy, enjoysdoing of ouranythingprime ministergrand preceptor, craving to become a government official.”
现在是该他出场的时候,两人狐朋狗友这么久,唐胖子与君莫邪配合起来,简直是天衣无缝,他一把拉住君莫邪:“留点精神,待会儿我们还要在金銮殿上一鸣惊人呢!展露一下咱俩的盖世才华,说不定陛下一高兴,赏咱俩什么丞相太师的做做,也过过官瘾。”„Said is also!”Jun Moxiehas caressed the hair, is very cockyflunghas flung, „fatherdid not lower oneself to the same levelwiththeseworldlings!”
“说的也是!”君莫邪抚了抚头发,很是臭屁的甩了一甩,“老子不跟这些俗人一般见识!”Theirthissang a duet, makingnearbyallpeoplehavepowerful a feeling of violentwishvomit: On your morality and conduct? Alsoamazing the world with a single brilliant featunparalleledtalent? Makesdoing of prime ministergrand preceptor? I was really the grass...... Anymale assdoes not knowownfaceis long, todaywasexperiences, reallygrew in experience...... „Jun Moxie! Youranythingmeaning! could it belooked that Iquitedo bullyinadequately?”Thathead of tenderfaceMeng Feiopened mouthhas been dumbfoundeda long time/half of the day, finallyis suitable for the one breath, rampagesuch as the thunderhas cursed angrily the exit|to speak.
两人这一唱一和,令旁边的所有人都是有一种强力的猛烈的想要呕吐的感觉:就你们俩那德行?还一鸣惊人盖世才华?弄个丞相太师的做做?我真是草了……啥叫驴不知自己脸长,今天算是见识到了,真是长见识啊……“君莫邪!你什么意思!难道看我好欺负不成吗?”那油头粉面的孟飞张口结舌了半天,终于顺过一口气,暴跳如雷地怒骂出口。„Everybodymaysee! Isthislittle bratstirs up trouble, cannotblameme!” An innocentappearancebooth of Jun Moxievictimlets go: „Iplanned that everybodyis the family friendship of many generations, sincearriveshereis not the bystander, did everybodysay? Spokewords, butthisfellowwas unforgivingunexpectedly! Where is here? HereisImperial Palace! Hesoroaredunexpectedlyhere, hmph hmph, your does little bratwantto revolt? Does Meng Familywantto seektowardusurping the throne?”
“大家可看见了啊!是这小子挑事,可不能怪我吧!”君莫邪一副受害者的无辜的样子摊摊手:“我本打算大家都是世交,既然来到这里的都不是外人,大家说是不是?说句话就算了,可这家伙居然不依不饶的!这里是什么地方?这里是皇宫哇!他居然在这里如此咆哮,哼哼,你小子想造反吗?还是孟家想谋朝篡位?”
The peoplesimultaneouslycoronaturns. Tooshameless! Really is too not concerned about face! Even if the fabricatedcharge, this was also too odd...... „youryou...... Nonsense!” The Meng Feialmostair/Qifaints, shiveredincluding the body, is similar to the wind the fallen leaf.
众人齐齐晕翻。太无耻了!实在是太不要脸了!就算是莫须有的罪名,这也太离谱了吧……“你你……胡说八道!”孟飞几乎气晕过去,连身子都颤抖了起来,如同风中落叶。Yourbigdebaucheeactuallydoes not neglect, overrandirectly, shoots first with one hand and then the other, severalslap and slap in the face of papa, cleardelightful, thenstampon a footon the abdomen, the movementis natural.
君大纨绔却并不怠慢,径直冲了过去,左右开弓,啪啪的几个耳光,清脆悦耳之极,接着就一脚跺在小肚子上,动作潇洒利索。Meng Feiunexpected, saidagaincannot thinkthisgoodsinImperial Palaceunexpectedlyreallydaresto hitmake a movegreatly! suddenlywas hitignorant, onlythinks that at presentgolden lightglittering, the stars shine, thenbends the waist, a shrimp roeis coveringunder the bellybowlikelygenerally the body. Young Master Junmustmanagedoes not forgive the person, beats severelydon't hit a person when he's down, wherewill let upthisopportunity? Rises with a spring, inmouth„Oh~~”cries out strangely, bangheavilyall of a suddenhimknocks down, twolegs of Young Master Junthensuch as the tornadogenerallyhas turned then, dashes about wildlyaccording to the Meng Feifaceon!孟飞猝不及防之下,再说怎么也想不到就在皇宫里这货居然真的就敢大打出手!顿时被打懵了,只觉眼前金光闪烁,星光灿烂,接着就弯着腰,像个虾子一般捂着肚子躬下身子。君大少得理不饶人,痛打落水狗,哪里会放过这个机会?一跃而起,口中“哦耶~~”一声怪叫,砰的一下子重重的将他打倒在地,接着,君大少的两条腿便如旋风一般轮了起来,照着孟飞脸上狂奔!
When are not many, thishead of tenderfaceGreat Young Master Mengturned intoonepigalmostto be fatter than Tang Yuan!
不多时,这位油头粉面的孟大少爷已经变成了一个猪头几乎比唐源还胖!Peoplesuddenlycreates a clamor, thisJun Moxie, was too lawless!
众人顿时鼓噪起来,这个君莫邪,也太无法无天了!„Ok, Young Master Jun, rich/forgiveRenchu, andrich/forgivepeople!”On a youthfaceis havingnot the indignation, whenJun Moxiemustlift the footsteps on, has held onhim.
“算了,君公子,得饶人处且饶人!”一个青年脸上带着不忿,在君莫邪又要抬脚踩下去的时候,拉住了他。
The peoplelooked,hadlookslively. Performsis the people of Capital Citymost ancientfamily, looked how Jun Moxiethisbiggestdebaucheeleaves office!
众人一看,有热闹瞧了。尽都是京城最古老的家族的人,看君莫邪这位最大纨绔如何下台!Share that „somewhoseyouIya?hereyouspoke? Youare what that Iya?youdo know, whatchargethisMenglittle brathas committed? Muddleheadedwantsto come outto put upbeam, exactlychattyyou?”
“你谁呀?这里有你说话的份吗?你算老几呀?你知不知道,这孟小子犯了什么罪名?稀里糊涂就想出来架梁,活腻歪了你?”Jun Moxiehangs the eyeto relax, bodyonecrooked, the buttocksturn, the whole personbecomes„s”shape, the left handis inserting the waist, tilts the head, like a giantattendant in a brothel who matches the customers with the appropriate prostitute.君莫邪吊着眼睛直起腰,身子一歪,屁股一扭,整个人成“s”形,左手插着腰,歪着头,就像一把巨型的大茶壶。„this humble oneMurong Qianli! Murong Familythreegenerations of descendants!”Onbrocade/brightclothesyouthfaceis having the proudfacial expression, is lifting the chinslightly, looks atJun Moxieproudly, leisurely, with the tune that a Jun Moxiemosthatefulattirecompels, said: „Third Young Master Jun, hehe, youlook...... Givesme a face? Howeveris a misunderstanding, in light of thishowturns swords into plowshares?!”
“在下慕容千里!慕容世家的三代子孙!”锦衣青年脸上带着骄傲的神情,微微抬着下巴,傲然看着君莫邪,慢条斯理的,用一种君莫邪最讨厌的装逼的腔调,说道:“君三少,呵呵,你看……是不是给我个面子呢?不过是一场误会而已,就此化干戈为玉帛如何?!”„shit!Murong Family...... Scared to deathmeto scare to deathme...... Europe~~~Fatty, saves a lifequickly, Iwas frightenedhave not gasped for breath......”
“哇靠!慕容世家耶……吓死我了吓死我了……欧~~~胖子,快救命,我被吓得喘不过气来了……”
A Young Master Junshockexcessiveappearancejumped, exaggerationcalledtwo, at the same timeis patting the chest, probablyis startledis not small, the heartquicklyjumped. Thenactuallyinsuddenlyputs on a serious face, just likewears the maskgenerallyquicklychanged the complexion: „Frightensme?! UnexpectedlypressesmewithMurong Family?! tch tch tch, tch tch tch......”君大少一副震惊过度的样子跳了起来,夸张的叫了两声,一边拍着胸口,好像吃惊不小,心脏都快跳出来了。然后却在突然间一板脸,犹如戴面具一般快捷的变了脸色:“吓唬我?!居然拿慕容世家来压我?!啧啧啧,啧啧啧……”Jun MoxiewalkedtwoaroundMurong Qianli, is extending the neck, grins, clenches teeth: „Ha! Ha! Ha! Murong Qianli, yourveryfucking awesome\;Murong Family, the bigreputation, does Hehehe, whorecognizeYoung Master I am not?”君莫邪绕着慕容千里走了两圈,伸着脖子,咧着嘴,咬着牙:“哈!哈!哈!慕容千里,你很牛叉耶\;慕容世家,好大的名头,嘿嘿嘿,认得少爷我是谁不?”Has not waited forMurong Qianlito speak, Jun Moxiealreadymystifyingsay/way: „Youthought,Murong Familyis more flamboyant than myJun Family? Hehe, youryoungunexpectedlycanrepresentativeMurong Family? fuck! Reallygood! It seems likeMurong Familymustcollaborateto revoltwithMeng Family, subvertsmyTianxiang, Iunderstood!”Jun Moxienods.
还没等慕容千里说话,君莫邪已经阴阳怪气的道:“你是不是觉得,慕容世家比我君家牛逼?呵呵,你年纪轻轻的居然能代表慕容世家?卧槽!真是牛啊!看来慕容家是要和孟家联手造反,颠覆我天香了,我明白了!”君莫邪点着头。„Ihad not said that IrepresentMurong Family! Had not said that anythingrevolts! Do not fabricate a rumorinthis! Jun Moxie, yourthisapplies mechanicallyonothers'body, is not easy-to-useonme!” The Murong Qianlisquintlooked,severalclanbrotherslookoneselflookpresented the difference, hurriedloudexplanation.
“我没说我代表慕容世家!更没说什么造反!你别在这造谣!君莫邪,你这一套用在别人的身上可以,在我身上可不好使!”慕容千里斜眼一看,几位族里的兄弟已经看着自己的眼神出现了异样,急忙大声解释。„Can'trepresentativeMurong Family? Do youjumpto make the wool? fuck!fathercultivates the behavior is really the failure, anyany catflatterdogwantsto bully! Hispaternal grandmotherdropsreallylivesdoes not have the least bitpleasure to say.”
“不能代表慕容世家?那你跳出来做毛啊?草!老子做人真是失败,什么阿猫阿狗都想来欺负欺负!真他奶奶滴活得全无半点乐趣可言。”Jun Moxieohsighedone, suddenlyfrownedto set upright the item: „Whatbigtaildonkeysinceyourlittle bratcan'tdrillto pretend to beon behalf ofMurong Familythatyou? Hasn't given the fatherget lost/rolled? Look! His motherlookedagainmyeyesdo try? Believed the fatherto castrateyouto makeyounot needthisImperial Palacenow to look for a fooddirectlyto eat? Hurriesto givemeget lost/rolled! fuck!”君莫邪唉叹一声,突然横眉竖目:“既然你小子不能代表慕容世家那你钻出来冒充什么大尾巴驴?还不给老子滚了下去?看!再他妈看我一眼试试?信不信老子现在就阉了你让你直接不用出这皇宫就能找一口饭吃?赶紧给我滚!草!”Third Young Master Junrampantdomineeringcausespublic angerfinally, numerousgifted scholar, numerousYoung Masterdespisesin abundance, accusation of talking at once\; The Jun Moxieforkwaiststands, all comes are welcome, in front of the Imperial Palacemain hall, the air/Qiwells uplike the mountain, the verbal battlegrouptalent! Vulgar language, torrentially\;Marketplacevulgar language, continuous\; The soundis getting more and more loud, the spittleare getting more and more, butactuallydoes not flinch.君三少的嚣张跋扈终于引起众怒,众才子,众公子纷纷鄙视,七嘴八舌的指责\;君莫邪叉腰而立,来者不拒,就在皇宫大殿前面,气涌如山,舌战群才!污言秽语,滔滔而出\;市井粗话,绵绵不绝\;声音越来越大,唾沫星子越来越多,但却是毫不退缩。Has the poem saying: No matter whathismighty force, Ifromkey person!
正所谓有诗云:任他千军万马,我自砥柱中流!Alsothere is a poemto praise saying: The opposing nonchalantlymultitude of peoplefinger/refer, opens mouth to scold!
又有诗赞曰:横眉冷对千夫指,一张嘴全骂回去!
The Fatty Tanginfiniteworshiplooks at the Third Young Master Junthinactuallybigback, acclaiming: Thiseloquence! Thisresponse! Reallyagile, is really fucking awesome! Really...... Has been unable to cope, onlyhasa few wordsto describe: The childrenate the sugarto chew!( Certainly!) Diverse, the public sentimentis roused to action, the sound before main hallis getting more and more loud, towas similar to the food marketwas afterward ordinary, musthit the group quarrelto comeshortlydissolutely...... „! Imperial Palaceheavy! Whodaressoloudto clamorinthis? Didn't want the head?” A dignifiedsoundsuddenly resounds, is similar to the timely exhortation to virtue and purity, enlightens the benighted!唐胖子无限崇拜地看着君三少瘦削却高大的背影,一个劲的赞叹:这口才!这反应!真是敏捷,真是牛叉啊!真是……没治了,唯有一句话可以形容:小孩吃糖嚼了!(绝了!)众口纷纭,群情激奋,大殿前的声音越来越大,到后来如同菜市场一般,眼看着就要打起群架来……“放肆!皇宫重地!何人敢在此如此高声喧哗?都不要脑袋了吗?”一个威严的声音突然响起,如同暮鼓晨钟,振聋发聩!Was quarrelling the delightpeopleto look up, cannot help buteverybodyshouted a day: Imperialbig shot, includingeachfamilyGrandfather, is black the faceto standthere, on the face of everyone, canhang the First Layerfrost.
正在吵得不亦乐乎的众人抬头一看,不由得人人都是喊了一声天:朝中各位大佬,包括各个家族的老爷子,一个个黑着脸站在那里,每个人的脸上,都能挂下一层霜来。„Highly improper!”Dugu ZhonghengGrandfathergives a loud shout, anxious to stir up trouble.
“成何体统!”独孤纵横老爷子大喝一声,唯恐天下不乱似地。
The numeroussmallyoungput on a long faceto droop the head, in the heartare hatingextremeJun Moxie: The image of laboriouslycreating, because this goodsdynastyforfeitedhas all droppedin the numerouspositionbig shoteye...... Oh!
众小年轻一个个哭丧着脸耷拉着脑袋,心中把君莫邪恨到了极处:辛辛苦苦树立起来的形象,就因为这货一朝丧失殆尽全落进了众位大佬的眼里……唉!( to be continued )
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