OEM :: Volume #2

#194: By other say/way also body

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„Father does not bully you! Snort, this is thing of everybody metropolis.” Xiong Kaishan opened the big mouth, drew one game to be happy for oneself very much. “老子可不是欺负你！哼嘿,这可是人人都会的玩意。”熊开山裂开了大嘴,很是为自己扳回了一局而高兴。 „Admire, admire! this humble one loses is sincerely convinced!” Jun Moxie heartfelt said/tunnel. “佩服,佩服！在下输得心服口服！”君莫邪由衷地道。 Admitting defeat of Jun Moxie, pours also is really the decision that has no alternative. Must know that Young Master Jun is also a bold person, let alone now not only easy to have allowed also to hoodwink?, what has unable to make Isn't urinates? Can you not be concerned about face could it be I not to have the courage of bright spear/gun? 君莫邪的认输,倒也真是个无可奈何的决定。要知道君大少也是一位没脸没皮的人,更何况现在不仅易了容还蒙了面,有啥做不出的？不就是撒泡尿吗？你能不要脸难道我就没有亮枪的勇气？ Also was not arrived by Xiong Kaishan disgustingly, but solid real cannot achieve, although this truly is so long as is the movement that the male surname animal can attempt. 也不是被熊开山恶心到了,而是实实在在的真做不到,虽然这确实是只要是雄姓动物就能尝试的动作。 If pure is only the work high above the ground, believes that so long as is general expert can achieve with ease. But if airborne urinates...... Believes that is first Supreme Yun Biechen is also not necessarily able to achieve. 若单纯只是高空作业,相信只要是一般的高手都能够轻松做到。但若是空中撒尿……相信就算是第一至尊云别尘也未必可以做得到。 This is physiological reaction, so long as individual, when are convenient absolutely has no way also to promote Profound Qi of whole body, no matter Internal Force is also good, Profound Qi is also good, Battle Qi is also good, instead was the least bit with is not having in this time. Otherwise the whole body is firm, if fine steel, regardless or size, that anything, cannot come out. 这乃是生理反应,只要还是个人,在自己方便的时候就绝对没法还要提升全身的玄气,不管是内力也好,玄气也好,斗气也好,反正在这种时候是半点用也没有的。若不然浑身坚若精钢,无论前后或者大小,那啥,都是出不来的。 The run-up unties the pants, pulls out that anything promptly, this is not the difficult matter, but if in airborne must relax oneself whole body each muscle, whatever that bright yellow thing scatters...... Actually absolutely absolutely not possible matter, once relaxes, pa will squirt to fall! 跳上去解开裤子,及时掏出那啥,这都不是难事,但若是在空中还要放松自己全身每一块肌肉,任由那黄澄澄的玩意撒出来……却绝对绝对是没有可能的事情一旦放松,啪唧就会摔下来！ Perhaps people might ask, including the matter that Yun Biechen cannot achieve, why can Xiong Kaishan actually achieve? Can the could it be Xiong Kaishan strength compared with being known as Yun Biechen of Number One Under the Heaven person also be higher?? 或许有人会问,连云别尘都做不到的事,为何熊开山却能够做到？难道熊开山的实力比起号称天下第一人的云别尘还要更高吗？？ This actually has nothing to do the issue of own strength! 这却无关自身实力的问题！ Really was person and Profound Beast essential difference. Brother Mountain Bear several people, strength most inferior is Ninth Level peak Profound Beast, the special skills, or are the talent skills, is „Stagnation”! 实在是人和玄兽的本质区别了。熊开天兄弟几人,实力最次的都是九级巅峰玄兽,都有一个特殊的技能,或者是天赋技能,就是“滞空”！ Profound Beast Stagnation, can definitely and induction between Heaven and Earth with oneself achieves, reviews human, must raise air/Qi circulate cultivation to be performable, therefore in this regard, Profound Beast without doubt is much stronger many, let alone Old Bear is King in a Profound Beast...... Actually, this Xiong Kaishan because of the relations of own body weight, the Stagnation ability in brothers several is weakest one, but handles this matter to be a cinch, let alone he knows that He Chongxiao rather loses is not willing such to do, therefore Xiong Kaishan goes to one's death generously, joins voluntarily. 玄兽的滞空,完全能够凭着自己跟天地之间的感应做到,反观人类,一定要提气运功才可完成,所以在这一点上,玄兽无疑是要强得多的多的,更何况老熊还是一位玄兽中的王者……其实,这熊开山因为自身体重的关系,滞空能力在兄弟几个之中乃是最弱的一个,但做这种事情还是不在话下的,更何况他知道鹤冲霄是宁可输掉也不愿意这么做的,所以熊开山慷慨赴义,主动请缨。 Naturally, went to battle with there is still one by Old Bear with emphasis is, Old Bear is also in their several facial skin thickest one, really decides the universe at one fell swoop, draws, now both sides are 1 win 1 defeat 1 : 1 draw. 当然了,由老熊出战还有一个重点就是,老熊也是他们几个之中脸皮最厚的一个,果然一举定乾坤,扳回一场,现在双方都是一胜一负一比一平。 He Chongxiao is turning away the body, deep dangles the slender somewhat extraordinary necks, one type does not have the face to see the feeling of person very much. 鹤冲霄背转着身子,深深的垂下修长的有些出奇的脖子,很有一种没脸见人的感觉。 But lost face! 可丢死人了！ The Lord of solemn Heavenly Punishment, one generation of Saint Beast, must act shamelessly unexpectedly the win with the so mean method, luckily this place has three people, looks at the person of opposite, cultivation base is as deep as a well, should be extra mundane Expert, the self-control is also profound, or will not mind that Fourth brother's mean method, wants to come not to make widely known...... Damn, how not to have explained a moment ago, any side can not the competition result revelation in the fourth person know...... „crane brother, congratulations, made airborne going to the toilet of Fourth Brother, was shock ancient shine present, the little brother is sincerely convinced seriously, candidly admitted defeat \;” 堂堂的天罚之主,一代圣兽,居然要用如此下作的手段耍赖取胜,幸亏此地只得三人,看对面之人,修为高深莫测,应该也是世外高人,涵养高深,或者不会介意四弟的下作手段,想来不会张扬……该死,刚才怎么不曾说明,任何一方不得将比试结果泄露于第四人得知呢……“鹤兄,恭喜恭喜,令四弟的空中解手,当真是震古烁今,小弟心服口服,甘拜下风\;” Jun Moxie will actually not let off him, this He Chongxiao obviously is much thinner than the facial skin of Xiong Kaishan, will Young Master Jun let up so excellent ridiculing opportunity? Otherwise can vent the aggrieved depression of a moment ago losing? „According to the stipulation, how the second winner has the right the decision next to compete with, now, but also asked the crane brother to show.” 君莫邪却不会放过他,这位鹤冲霄明显比熊开山的脸皮要薄得多,君大少怎么会放过如此大好的揶揄机会？否则怎么能够把刚才输的憋屈的郁闷发泄出来？“按规定,第二场胜者有权决定下一场如何比试,现在,还请鹤兄示下。” He Chongxiao coughs two, awkward has turned around, first looked at Xiong Kaishan one maliciously, has shown a side unnatural smiling face of reddening all over the face, in the throat is to hold the bowel movement likely, ambiguous say/way: „Brother Feng, the magnanimity refined character, bearing is broad, this...... you let me win, you let me win......” 鹤冲霄咳嗽两声,尴尬的转过身来,先是狠狠看了熊开山一眼,才露出了一个满脸通红的极不自然的笑容,喉咙里像是含着大便,含含糊糊的道:“风兄,雅量高致,气度恢弘,这个……承让了,承让了……” „Where where, this is truly learned and genuinely talented, the frankness that this humble one loses. Who made me throw mistakenly embryo......” the Jun Moxie broad-minded massive say/way, ‚truly learned and genuinely talented’ four characters will nip especially heavily. Had actually forgotten he compared with Xiong Kaishan also there, others Xiong Kaishan uses also to be most at least own talent ability, Jun Moxie actually solid cheats, although is also own skill and that's the end...... Half jin (0.5 kg) to 82! “哪里哪里,这乃是真才实学,在下输的光明磊落。谁让我投错了胎呢……”君莫邪宽怀大量的道,将‘真才实学’四个字咬得格外重。却忘记了他自己本身比熊开山也强不了那里去,人家熊开山用得最起码还算是自身天赋本领,君莫邪却实实在在的就是作弊,虽然也是自身的技能就是了……半斤对82吧！ Also does not know how He Chongxiao sees Young Master Jun „magnanimity refined character, the bearing is broad”, this look is really strange! 也不知道鹤冲霄怎么看出君大少“雅量高致,气度恢弘”的,这眼神实在是古怪啊！ Mentioned that He Chongxiao is the black crane changes from, oneself was usually noble and pure arrogantly, Benning may admit defeat, certainly disdained in using this and other mean method wins, but crude Fourth Brother for a lifetime has not actually been able to execute to this disposition, now, although won, in the heart was actually big did not get a grip. The feeling so is opportunistic, one is unfair to own status, two are also unfair to at present this match, three, this fact was saying is not of pleasant to hear. 说来那鹤冲霄乃玄鹤化形,自身素来高洁高傲,本宁可认输,亦绝不屑于用这等下作手段取胜,但对这个姓格鲁莽了一辈子的四弟却是无法可施,今遭虽然取胜,心中却是大大的不得劲。感觉如此取巧,一来对不起自己的身份,二来也对不起眼前这位对手,三来,这事实在太好说不好听了。 But others solid mysterious ability. 人家可是实实在在的神奇的本领啊。 more thinks, is ashamed, saw again Jun Moxie admits defeat refreshedly, even more shameful, feels twice as the Expert bearing to be broad at present, the magnanimity refined character, lives the meaning of becoming friends with greatly. 越这么想,越是惭愧,再看到君莫邪爽快认输,就愈发的无地自容,倍觉眼前高人气度恢弘、雅量高致,大生结交之意。 „Next, next this......” He Chongxiao stares to think a long time/half of the day, remembers next, although also sets a topic by oneself this side, actually still having nothing ratio. Facing such match, seriously is the headache. Especially opposite party that confident appearance, is makes He Chongxiao feel somewhat afraid. Unclearly feelings, that is regardless of compare anything, in the opposite party is expected. “下一场,下一场这个……”鹤冲霄瞪着眼睛想了半天,才想起下一场虽然还有由自己这方出题目,却仍是没有什么可比的。面对这样的对手,当真是头痛之极。尤其对方那一副成竹在胸的样子,更是让鹤冲霄感到有些心虚。隐隐然有一种感觉,那就是无论自己比什么,都在对方的预料之中。 This feeling, in the He Chongxiao glorious life, is the second appearance! The first time, is previous face Yun Biechen the time! 这种感觉,在鹤冲霄悠久的生命中,还是第二次出现！第一次,就是上次自己面对云别尘的时候！ Thinks of here, in He Chongxiao sudden heart frightened: In front of could it be is this person, one can compare favorably with Yun Biechen peerless expert unexpectedly?! 想到这里,鹤冲霄突然心中一阵惊悚:难道面前这人,竟是一个能够媲美云别尘的绝世高手？！ A Xiong Kaishan brain pushes, one big mouth, said: „Hasn't Third Brother, thought? It is not very simple matter!” 熊开山愣头愣脑地挤上来,一咧大嘴,道:“三哥,还没想好吗？不是挺简单一点事吗！” He Chongxiao his eyes, do not have the interest to respond this goods white/in vain. 鹤冲霄白他一眼,没兴趣搭理这货。 „could it be do you have the means?” Jun Moxie interesting visits him. “难道你有办法？”君莫邪有趣的看着他。 „That also with thinking?” Xiong Kaishan laid out the easy mark: „Next ratio urinates, can't?” “那还用想？”熊开山摆了摆大脑袋:“下一场还是比撒尿,不就得了？” This he ate the benefit! Unexpectedly the preparation is not concerned about face. 这丫吃到甜头了！居然准备不要脸到底。 Such remarks, Jun Moxie and He Chongxiao simultaneously staggers, two people by this fellow thunder almost get lost/rolled has made one pile. 此言一出,君莫邪与鹤冲霄同时一个趔趄,两人被这家伙雷的几乎滚做了一堆。 This what beast, this also too did despicable add the shameless point? Is even/including „animal” was inferior simply! No, this is also not enough to describe...... But, as if again does not have any despicable word to describe, too bastard! 这啥兽啊,这也太卑鄙加无耻一点了吧？简直就是连“禽兽”都不如！不,这还不足以形容……可是,似乎也再没有什么更卑鄙的词可以形容,太畜生了！ „How you do not die, but can also want the face!” He Chongxiao shouted abuse, one type wants to weep bitterly one to impulse simply, a foot kicked maliciously on his buttocks, rampage such as thunder say/way: „You get lost/roll to me to! Even if you are not concerned about face, Third Brother I am concerned about face! Go away!” “你怎么不去死呢,还能不能要点脸！”鹤冲霄破口大骂,简直都有一种想痛哭一场的冲动了,狠狠一脚踢在他屁股上,暴跳如雷的道:“你给我滚到一边去！就算你不要脸,三哥我还是要脸的！滚！” The Xiong Kaishan rubbing buttocks embarrasedly, grievance said: „Third Brother, you said that has bystander, can't save face to me? How to say again I am also the honored and popular character, must kick, also behind kicks again, this is you do is not right......” 熊开山讪讪的揉揉屁股,委屈道:“三哥,你说有外人在,就不能给俺留点面子？再咋说俺也是有头有脸的人物,真要踢,也等背后再踢,这可是你做的不对了……” „Bah, your there also face? Already was lost completely by you!” Obloquying that He Chongxiao expects too much. „Get lost to is standing at the same time actually, do not open mouth!” “呸,你那里还有脸？早就被你丢尽了！”鹤冲霄恨铁不成钢的大骂。“滚到一边站着却,别张嘴！” „Is yourself cannot find out the means obviously, I want to come out, but also has won the competition, you did not say that does not make me speak!” Xiong Kaishan mumbled two, got out of the way resentfully two steps. “明明是你自己想不出办法,我想出来了,还赢了比试,你不说却又不让我说话！”熊开山嘟囔两句,悻悻的走开了两步。 „Actually I thought but actually, making the Fourth Brother say a moment ago, did not have what issue, fully conformed to the beforehand agreement, again compared one time to be good.” A Jun Moxie sudden eyeball revolution, strange smiling, said. “其实我倒觉得,令四弟刚才说的,并没有什么问题啊,完全符合之前的约定,就再比一次好了。”君莫邪突然眼珠一转,诡异的笑了笑,说道。 „?” By the He Chongxiao strength in meditation, calls out in alarm one: „Can you lose without doubt?” “啊？”以鹤冲霄的定力,也不禁惊呼一声:“那你岂不是必输无疑？” Xiong Kaishan also said: „little brat, do not think that Old Bear had produced goods a moment ago, in the belly did not have the thing, the quantity that we stored up was big, came not to have the issue...... Old Bear also to want again to continue twice” anything, He Chongxiao one stared, Lima faded, mumbled: „My this is good for him, reminded his, we were Expert, wise candidly!” 熊开山亦道:“小子,你别以为老熊刚才出货了,肚子里就没东西了,咱储存的量大,再来两次也没问题……”老熊似还想继续说什么,鹤冲霄这边一瞪眼,利马蔫了,嘟囔道:“我这是为他好,才提醒他的,咱是高人,得高明磊落！” „this Eminence naturally cannot suspect the words of four brother, if completely duplicated the procedure, was not necessarily senseless, we simply came to change the medicine not to trade the soup, how!” “本座自然不会怀疑四兄之言,不过若是全然重复刚才的做法,未必无趣,我们干脆来个换药不换汤,如何！” He Chongxiao is leng, spoke softly: „Care to elaborate?” 鹤冲霄又是一塄,和声道:“愿闻其详！” Smiling of Jun Moxie hmph hmph: „Is very simple, how before four brother demonstrated has urinated in the space, this, changed/easy Tianwei the place, we handled matters under the place, what kind of?” 君莫邪哼哼的笑了笑:“很简单,之前四兄演示了如何在天上撒尿,这一遭,易天为地,我们就在地底下办事,怎样？” „Urinates under the place?” Xiong Kaishan suddenly turning around, two people simultaneously stared wide-eyed: „This is possible, once the person enters in the place bottom, did not feel stifled was good, all around is the soil and stone, can there release? Even if seeks quite loose position place by luck, had makes unavoidably all on oneself?” “在地底下撒尿？”熊开山霍的转过身,两人同时瞪大了眼睛:“这怎么可能,人一旦进入在地底,不被憋死已经不错,四周全是泥土和石头,那里能够释放？就算侥幸觅到比较松动的位置放,却有不免尽数弄在了自己身上？” „Your meanings are...... Can't you achieve?” Jun Moxie shows a faint smile. “那你们的意思是……你们做不到？”君莫邪微微一笑。 „This radically is not the matter that is possible to complete.” They also shake the head: „If in the space, has Stagnation, naturally does not have the issue, but if in underground...... Never possible! could it be can your excellency achieve?” “这根本是不可能完成的事情。”两人同时摇头:“若是在天上,有滞空,自然没问题,但若是在地下……万万没有可能！难道阁下能作到吗？” „If I have achieved seriously, how you did say?” Jun Moxie hmph hmph, say/way of provocation. Damn, I make you act shamelessly, this father comes one to reply in kind! “若我当真做到了,你们怎么说？”君莫邪哼哼着,挑衅的道。他妈的,我让你们耍赖,这次老子来一个以其人之道还治其人之身！ „That naturally was we loses!” They look one, looks at each other to smile. This matter, hmph hmph hmph, it seems like that this fellow lost in the space, wants to draw in the place bottom, but, such matter, even if two people cannot achieve with joint forces, although this fellow a moment ago displayed hand drill place skill/effort, but with urinated in in soil, this was entirely different two matters. Even if in earth, is needs the whole body to relax, looked how you make one! Has not thought in any case any better competition method, looks at his joke, hmph hmph hmph. “那自然就算是我们输了！”两人对望一眼,相视而笑。这种事情,哼哼哼,看来这家伙在天上输了,就想在地底扳回,不过,这样的事情,就算是两人合力也做不到的,这家伙刚才虽然表现出一手钻地的功夫,但与在土中撒尿,这乃是截然不同的两回事。就算在土里,也是需要全身放松的,看你怎么弄自己一身！反正自己这边也没想到什么更好的比试方法,就看他一场笑话,哼哼哼。 It seems like this competition, must play a drawn game. They one think, suddenly somewhat loses, formerly discussed the condition, how the victory and defeat to negotiate the terms, only this and has not actually explained that seizing is definitely incorrect, or discussed with him, so long as he matter that wants us to do is too not difficult, promised him then forget about it...... „your watch closely!” Young Master Jun drinks one coldly, two raise, two people suddenly felt aura bang of that incomparably hope all of a sudden rich, could not bear greedily attract the nose, has licked the lip, in the heart was itchy wanted the life. 看来这次比试,必然是要打和了。两人一这么想,顿时有些失落,先前谈条件,胜负怎么样都已经讲好了条件,唯独这个和却是没有说明白,强抢是肯定不行的,要不跟他商量商量,只要他要咱们做的事不算太艰难,就答应他算了……“你们看好了！”君大少冷喝一声,两手扬起,两人顿时感觉到了那种自己无比渴望的气息轰的一下子浓郁了起来,忍不住都是贪婪的吸了吸鼻子,舔了舔嘴唇,心中更是痒痒的要了命。 ( to be continued ) （未完待续）
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