OPJ :: Volume #2

#182: I register


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Pretended not to hear, is not saying me in any case...... 就装作没听到好了,反正不是在说我…… Saitama is thinking , to continue empty the eye to stand there, is guessing that what demon god long anything appearance, when will also appear...... 埼玉这么想着,继续虚着眼睛站在那里,猜着那个什么魔神长什么样子,又会在什么时候出现…… Then, Saitama waited for two minutes. 就这样,埼玉等了两分钟。 Then some are impatient...... 然后有些不耐烦了…… The words that stands will again turn into the corn cob...... 再站下去的话会变成玉米棒吧…… Moreover had not said that demon god will certainly appear, walks in this position everywhere, having a look at the suspicious fellow to be good...... 而且也没有说那个魔神一定会出现在这个位置,到处走一走,看看有没有可疑的家伙好了…… Both hands insert in the pocket, Saitama starts aimless is walking on the street. 双手插在口袋里,埼玉开始漫无目的的在街上走着。 If in the world of Saitama, odd person almost grotesque, is very good to distinguish. 如果是在埼玉自己的世界,怪人几乎都奇形怪状,很好分辨。 But in this world not only has the tiger's head person and dog head person, even the octopus alien is selling the Takoyaki...... 可这个世界里不仅有虎头人、狗头人,甚至还有章鱼外星人在卖章鱼烧…… Seeming like very suspicious...... 看起来都十分可疑啊…… „...... On the other hand......” “不过……话说回来……” Saitama looks to come and go, is very excited was discussing that anything's crowd, said curiously: Here rare lively, is to hold the rite, or here is any famous scenic site......” 埼玉看着来来往往,十分兴奋在讨论什么的人群,好奇道:“这里超乎寻常的热闹啊,是要举办祭典吗,或者这里是什么著名的旅游景点……” Walked a meeting, Saitama knows finally was what reason. 走了一会,埼玉总算知道是什么原因了。 Some old style constructs is hanging first under heaven martial arts meeting the signboard, but the entrance is Registration Place of competition. 某座古式建筑上挂着“天下第一武道会”的招牌,而门口就是比赛的报名处。 ...... 唔…… Watched a meeting, Saitama walked. 看了一会,埼玉走了过去。 Now is very in any case idle, if free, must also go to watch the fun...... 反正现在还很闲,如果免费的话,要不要也进去看看热闹呢…… ...... …… Sat the staff who reorganized the register of names is seeing one bald to walk toward here in Registration Place. 坐在报名处正在整理名册的工作人员看见了一个秃头朝着这边走了过来。 That bald whole person looks like a salt fish, the body cannot see a working zeal. 那个秃头整个人就像是一条咸鱼,身上看不见一点干劲。 Arrives at Registration Place, this bald wants to ask anything probably. 来到报名处,这个秃头好像想问些什么。 Staff exploratory asking of: Hello, is registers?” 工作人员试探性的问道:“您好,是来报名参赛的吗?” "No…… “不…… Saitama empty the eye is beckoning with the hand: I have no interest, moreover leaves does not have the registration fee......” 埼玉虚着眼睛摆摆手:“我没什么兴趣,而且也出不起报名费……” Smiling of the staff understand. 工作人员理解的笑了笑。 Thinks this fellow really not honestly also...... 心想这家伙还真是不坦诚…… If were not interested also not coming Registration Place. 如果不感兴趣也就不会过来报名处了。 It is estimated that is one is attracted by the bonus, but itself has no strength, crude person military Taoism that the fear comes under attack disgraced. 估计又是一个被奖金吸引,但是本身没什么实力,害怕丢人挨打的半吊子武道家。 After all this bald seems like on weak is not good. 毕竟这个秃头只是看起来就弱的不行啊。 Registration does not ask for money.” “报名不要钱的。” Although thought that Saitama is only joins in the fun and does not have the guts salt fish, but the staff answered the question of Saitama, and genial smiling of: Actually the young fellow you are young, the opportunity of money-making also has, in the arena hits to live to kill, finally also only then a person can win to 500,000 bonuses, if made into the severe wound, that may end for a lifetime......” 虽然觉得埼玉只是个凑热闹又没胆量的咸鱼,不过工作人员还是解答了埼玉的问题,并且和善的笑了笑:“其实小伙子你还年轻,赚钱的机会还有很多,擂台上打生打死,最后也只有一个人能赢到五十万的奖金而已,万一被打成重伤,那一辈子可就完了……” After listening . 听完以后。 Blinking of Saitama salt fish. 埼玉咸鱼的眨了眨眼。 Un...... 嗯…… Unexpectedly has 500,000 so many...... 居然有五十万这么多啊…… ?” “唔?” The staff said, seeing Saitama to be motionless, is looking at itself, somewhat strange lowering the head looked: How...... on me where improper?” 工作人员说完,看见埼玉一动不动,就那么望着自己,有些奇怪的低头看了看:“怎么……我身上又哪里不妥吗?” ...... …… That...... I register.” “那个……我报名。” Oh? What did you say?” “唉?您说什么?” Saitama repeated: I registered...... reach an agreement did not want the registration fee.” 埼玉又重复了一遍:“我报名……说好了不要报名费的哟。” Although does not want, but......” “虽然是不要,不过……” Staff some do not trust looked at a Saitama casual attire. 工作人员有些不信任的看了看埼玉一身的休闲装。 Not only the attire is non-specialized, but also the attitude is casual, appearance also averagely not wonderful, like this person, mostly in first round will be killed, if runs into the vicious object, perhaps will be broken the hands and feet. 不仅衣着不专业,而且态度随便,样貌也平平无奇,像这种人,大多在第一轮就会被干掉,如果遇到凶狠的对象,说不定会被打断手脚。 Has a mind to urge his again, may the staff sigh finally, took the pen, inquired: That, you name, have the martial arts school, address and occupation anything also please say......” 有心想要再劝他一下,可最后工作人员还是叹了口气,把笔拿了起来,询问道:“那么,请问你叫什么名字,有武术门派吗,住址和职业什么的也请说一下……” No, absolutely does not have school that type of thing......” “不,完全没有门派那种东西……” Saitama empty the eye is beckoning with the hand: I am have trained, the name is Saitama...... to be of no fixed abode at present, in this world is jobless......” 埼玉虚着眼睛摆摆手:“我一直都是自己一个人训练的,名字叫做埼玉……目前居无定所,在这个世界算是无业吧……” Listened to Saitama saying that the staff thought Saitama was indulgent young people. 听埼玉这么说,工作人员更加觉得埼玉是个异想天开的年轻人。 However after finally gives he registers, puts him to go in the following martial arts school. 不过最终还是给他登记之后,放他进去后面的武道馆了。 ...... …… All the way, Saitama saw many people and beast people of all forms. 一路上,埼玉看见了形形色色许多人和兽人。 These fellow all muscles blow up, physique strong, but looks has the power and influence very much. 那些家伙无一不肌肉鼓起,体格健硕,只是看起来就很有威势。 Enters the player to prepare the area. 走进选手准备区。 More experts are assemble, on everyone has very extraordinary breadth of spirit and confidence. 更多的高手齐聚一堂,每个人身上都有着十分了不起的气魄和信心。 „...... These fellows have the working zeal really......” “啊……这些家伙真是有干劲啊……” Saitama arrived at the tea supply office to take one cup of Oolong tea, drank two like the old man: Conference site is very big, outside also gathered the audience of many watching the fun...... to could bump into very fierce fellow...... saying that was 22 nd, does not know that the beforehand champion can also come......” 埼玉走到茶水供应处拿了一杯乌龙茶,像个老头子一样喝了两口:“会场很大,外面也聚集了很多看热闹的观众……说不定能碰到很厉害的家伙呢……说是第二十二届,不知道之前的冠军还会不会来……” ...... …… Drinks tea in Saitama while is observing other players. 在埼玉一边喝茶一边观察着现场其他选手时。 Also some similarly people are sitting the same matter. 也同样有人在坐着相同的事情。 Participating person compared with previous more than time many......” “参赛的人比上一次多很多啊……” Wears is printed with turtle small baldie/bald head of character red martial arts clothing/taking somewhat intense about to look at other players, puts on the hedgehog boy of exactly the same martial arts clothing/taking to say with the side: Not only there is to defeat Mr. Wukong your journey dragon previous time, the expert also came on the television has presented......” 一个身着印有“龟”字红色武道服的小光头正有些紧张的左右看着其他参赛选手,和身边穿着一模一样武道服的刺猬头男孩说道:“不仅有上一次打败悟空你的程龙先生,还有很多在电视上出现过的高手也来了……” Nearby Wukong hee smiled two: Relax, Kuririn, this time I will certainly win!” 旁边小悟空嘻嘻笑了两声:“放心吧,克林,这次我一定会赢的!” Said, after all in the three years our training does not waste......” “说的也是啊,毕竟这三年我们的苦练也不是白费……” At this point, the split vision of Kuririn corner of the eye shoots a look at the martial arts school corner place suddenly, a drinking tea bald old cadre. 说到这里,克林眼角的余光忽然瞥到武道馆边角处,一个正在喝茶的秃头老干部。 ! 噗哧! Kuririn could not bear smile to make noise: That funny baldie/bald head is also the player, does not know the fellow who which good luck meets first round to meet him!” 克林没忍住笑出了声:“那个搞笑的光头也是参赛选手吗,不知道哪个好运的家伙会第一轮遇上他啊!” Kuririn aren't you baldie/bald head?” “克林你不也是光头吗?” Wukong first attacked a wave of teammate very naively, is looking at toward Kuririn the direction looks. 小悟空先是十分天真的打击了一波队友,紧接着朝着克林望着的方向看去。 There station in an eye listless, by bald that drinking the Oolong tea stimulates. 那里站着一个眼里无精打采,靠喝乌龙茶来提神的秃头。 Strange......” “奇怪……” Wukong suddenly has the type inexplicably regards the feeling, blinks: I feel him very fiercely probably......” 小悟空心里忽然有种莫名的既视感,眨眨眼:“我感觉他好像挺厉害的……” Oh? Like this?” “唉?这样吗?” Kuririn a little believes to the intuition of Wukong. 克林到底对小悟空的直觉还是有点信服的。 Also looked at Saitama one of the not far away carefully, Kuririn feels somewhat unbelievable: Should not be your intuition will make a mistake, Wukong? How the fellow sees does not seem like meeting martial arts, moreover in his eye 1 points fighting spirit does not have, should be only the registration plays......” 又小心看了不远处的埼玉一眼,克林还是觉得有些难以置信:“该不会是你的直觉出错了吧,悟空?那家伙怎么看都不像是个会武功的啊,而且他的眼里一点斗志也没有,应该只是报名来玩玩的吧……” Wukong this time had not replied, but continues to gaze at Saitama. 小悟空这次没有回答,只是继续注视着埼玉。 Saitama also discovered Wukong is looking at himself, is a little at heart bewildered. 埼玉也发现了小悟空在看自己,心里有点莫名其妙。 This child wants to drink Oolong tea to take and that's the end...... 这孩子想喝乌龙茶自己去拿就是了…… Why to have been staring at the cup in hand? 干嘛一直盯着自己手里的这杯? ...... …… Quick, the big monk who is throwing over the cassock stepped onto the arena, coughed gently. 很快,一位披着袈裟的大和尚走上了擂台,轻轻咳了一声。 Everyone......” “各位……” Thank everyone to catch up from the all over the world, attended the 22 nd first under heaven martial arts meeting, laborious......” “感谢大家从世界各地赶来,参加第二十二届天下第一武道会,各位辛苦了……” It is well known, because in recent years the participating player increases unceasingly, the congress has changed to for three years to conduct from five years one time one time, but even so, this participating player reaches as high as 183 people......” “众所周知,近些年因为参赛的选手不断增加,大会已经从五年一次改为三年一次举办,但即便是这样,这一次参赛的选手还是高达一百八十三人……” Only then eight people can enter the next round......” “只有八个人能够晋级下一轮……” Hopes that everyone can display own best level......” “希望各位都能发挥出自己的最佳水平……” Above.” “以上。”
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