OPJ :: Volume #2

#177: Gives you 10 minutes


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In the world of Saitama, will often have the odd person to appear, causes the serious destruction to the human society. 在埼玉的世界,时常会有怪人出现,对人类社会造成严重的破坏。 But the disaster ranks of these odd people, from low to high, and they are: Wolf, tiger, ghost, dragon and god, the odd person of highest rank has not appeared temporarily, but merely is only dragon level, can destroy a city easily. 而那些怪人的灾害等级,从低到高,分别是:狼、虎、鬼、龙、神,其中最高等级的怪人暂时没有出现过,但仅仅只是龙级,也能轻而易举的毁灭一座城市。 In the hand takes the test question that was just sending. 手里拿着刚刚发下来的试题。 In the test question altogether only has five issues, inspects the hero regarding the measures and strain capacities of different disaster. 试题里一共只有五个问题,正是考核英雄对于不同灾害的处理办法和应变能力。 Saitama and Genos in two different examination places. 埼玉和杰诺斯在两个不同的考场。 Two people looked at the test question on hand simultaneously, the synchronization self-confident smiled. 两人同时看完了手上的试题,同步的自信一笑。 Originally this examines by writing. 原来这就是笔试。 Really unexpected simple. 真是出乎预料的简单啊。 With beginning a stroke, two people start to answer to five topics simultaneously! 拿起笔,两人同时开始对五道题目作答! The first topic: 第一题: What to do encounters the wolf level odd person? 遭遇狼级怪人怎么办? Genos writes on the paper rapidly: Eliminates with the small scale weapon, does not affect the civilians as far as possible. 杰诺斯飞速在纸上写着:用小规模武器消灭,尽量不波及平民。 Saitama: Hits his fist. 埼玉:打他一拳。 The second topic: 第二题: What to do encounters the tiger level odd person? 遭遇虎级怪人怎么办? Genos continues to start writing such as to fly, fast answer: The stable odd person active area, all -out attack eliminates, the necessary time uses the weapons of mass destruction. 杰诺斯继续下笔如飞,快速答题:稳定怪人活动区域,全力攻击消灭,必要时候使用大规模杀伤武器。 Saitama: Hits his fist. 埼玉:打他一拳。 The third topic: 第三题: What to do encounters the ghost level odd person? 遭遇鬼级怪人怎么办? Genos thinks , to continue to answer: The fight eliminates full power, if unable to eliminate, the protracted time, the waiting association supports as far as possible. 杰诺斯想了一下,继续答题:全力战斗消灭,如果无法消灭,尽量拖延时间,等待协会支援。 Saitama: Hits his fist. 埼玉:打他一拳。 The fourth topic: 第四题: What to do encounters the dragon level odd person? 遭遇龙级怪人怎么办? In Genos brain rapid rotation, calm writing down answer: Attracts the odd person to the remote region, far away from the city, the waiting association supports, in this period prepared all sacrifice at any time! 杰诺斯脑中飞速转动,冷静的写下答案:吸引怪人到偏僻地带,远离城区,等待协会支援,期间随时做好一切牺牲准备! Saitama: Hits his fist. 埼玉:打他一拳。 The fifth topic: 第五题: What to do encounters the god level odd person? 遭遇神级怪人怎么办? After Genos seriously considers, starts writing prudently: After calling all S level heroes , the joint operations, try the best, to spare nothing to eliminate! 杰诺斯认真考虑之后,慎重下笔:召集所有S级英雄后联合行动,尽己所能、不惜一切代价消灭! Saitama: Hits his fist. 埼玉:打他一拳。 Writes about here, Saitama looked upward, discovered each topic answer that oneself write is exactly the same, felt that some are not quite good. 写到这里,埼玉往上看了一下,发现自己写的每道题答案都一模一样,感觉有些不太好。 Therefore he added several in the answer of last topic slightly, turned into this: 于是他在最后一题的答案上稍微添了几笔,变成了这样: Hits his fist.(...... Uses a strength in brief slightly) 打他一拳。(总之……稍微用点力吧) ...... …… Examines by writing. 笔试完毕。 Goes out of the examination place, Saitama and Genos smiles. 走出考场,埼玉和杰诺斯相视一笑。 Really is simple, Genos.” “真是简单啊,杰诺斯。” Saitama is stepping the self-confident step, the whole person seems sparkling: Very relaxed replied completely!” 埼玉迈着自信的步伐,整个人都仿佛在闪闪发光:“很轻松的就全部回答上来了呢!” Yes.” “是。” Genos follows in Saitama behind, the nod said: Topic indeed is quite simple, to the teacher, certainly is not the issue.” 杰诺斯跟在埼玉身后,点头道:“题目的确是比较简单,对老师来说,一定不是问题的。” ...... …… Meanwhile. 与此同时。 The examining test papers referendary just looked at the answer of Genos. 正在阅卷的审查官刚刚看完了杰诺斯的答题。 The processing mode is very perfect, and has the sober cognition to oneself. 处理方式十分完美,而且对自己有着清醒的认知。 Although he is powerful, knows that some disasters are not a person individual farming can solve, this rookie free from arrogance and rashness very long had not met, gives the perfect score! 他虽然强大,也知道有些灾害不是一个人单干可以解决的,这种不骄不躁的新人已经很久没有遇到了,就给满分吧! The referendaries satisfy nod, put the one side the Genos test question, then took up the examination paper of Saitama...... 审查官满意点点头,把杰诺斯的试题放到了一旁,然后拿起了埼玉的考卷…… ??? ??? This what thing? 这啥玩意? Is hits his fist from the wolf level to the god level unexpectedly completely this answer!? 从狼级到神级居然全部都是“打他一拳”这个答案!? Is this mental illness? 这是个神经病吧? His physical ability test is the perfect score, but also arrogant excessive! 他的体能测试是满分,不过也自大过头了吧! Cognitive own limit that cannot sober, even if meets the dragon level or the god level still equally reckless moves. 不能清醒的认知自己的极限,就算遇到龙级或是神级也一样鲁莽行动。 If not the result of his physical ability test is extremely attractive, oneself surely give him the zero! 如果不是他体能测试的成绩太过漂亮,自己一定给他零分! Mood bad and read an answer volume of Saitama. 心情糟糕的又看了一遍埼玉的答题卷。 Wolf level and tiger level disaster, even if he responded, after all from his physical ability test, he still indeed was capable of solving the most preliminary disaster alone...... 狼级和虎级的灾害就算他答对好了,毕竟从他的体能测试来看,他也的确有能力单独解决最低级的灾害…… However then...... 不过接下来…… The processing mode of ghost level gives him two points. 鬼级的处理方式就给他两分。 dragon level and god level is the zero! 龙级和神级全是零蛋! After ten minutes . 十分钟后。 The final evaluation result came out. 最后的评定结果出来了。 Saitama is turning away from the setting sun, looks that C level hero in own hand authenticates the proof, 埼玉背对着夕阳,看着自己手里的那份C级英雄认证证明, The whole person is not good, particularly in Genos took under the premise of perfect score ............ 整个人都不好了,尤其是在杰诺斯拿了满分的前提下………… The time returns to the present. 时间回到现在。 Sits in the roof, Saitama empty eye hollow laugh two. 坐在楼顶上,埼玉虚着眼睛干笑两声。 Ha............ 哈……哈…… That is what fool tests, oneself obviously answer to answer ultra said earnestly...... 那是个什么笨蛋测试啊,明明自己答题答的超认真的说…… ...... …… Almost I should go back......” “差不多我该回去了……” Saitama receives the lunch box, put away the refuse classification, gave two star dragons: Then these asked you, tomorrow says goodbye...... in brief, the volunteer must refuel, you.” 埼玉收好饭盒,把垃圾分类放好,递给了二星龙:“那么这些就拜托你了,明天再见吧……总之,志工要加油啊,你们。” Relax!” “放心吧!” Two star dragons are striking one's chest the guarantee with the five-star dragon, the little darling same beckons to say goodbye toward Saitama: Tomorrow says goodbye, Master!” 二星龙和五星龙拍着胸脯保证,乖宝宝一样朝着埼玉招手道别:“明天再见,老爷!” Saitama nods, the fist proceeds to wield, destroyed the world barrier easily. 埼玉点点头,拳头往前一挥,轻而易举的打碎了世界壁垒。 While he prepared him to prepare the clothes to take off/escape walked the past time. 正当他准备他准备把衣服脱了走过去的时候。 Following the voice of Wukong conveys suddenly! 后面小悟空的声音忽然传来! Please wait!” “请等一下!” Put down the box lunch, Wukong station, eye of reveal serious looks that piece of the world barrier that was destroyed by Saitama: You...... are very strong!” 放下盒饭,小悟空站了起来,目露严肃的看着那片被埼玉打碎的世界壁垒:“你……果然很强!” ?” “唔?” Saitama turns head, blinking of salt fish: Yes.” 埼玉回头,咸鱼的眨眨眼:“是啊。” Can dispute with me?” “能和我较量一下吗?” Wukong patted the belly, puts on the stance: Many thanks your box lunches, I also understand probably before two star dragons they and me, these evil Evil Dragons that knows were not quite same, my some issues want to ask you, but really can find the answer in the fight......” 小悟空拍了拍肚子,紧接着摆好架势:“多谢你们的盒饭,我也大概明白二星龙它们和我以前认识的那些邪恶龙不太一样了,我有一些问题想要问你,但果然还是在战斗中更能找到答案啊……” Ha?” “哈?” Saitama empty the eye is beckoning with the hand saying: „It is not dry/does, I do not want to fight with the child......” 埼玉虚着眼睛摆手道:“不干,我才不想和小孩子打架……” „It is not a child, is Sun Wukong!” “不是小孩子,是孙悟空!” Wukong is looking at the eye of Saitama, said earnestly: I and two days ago is completely different, these do not think that time I can also with previous time such be easily defeated!” 小悟空望着埼玉的眼睛,认真道:“我和两天前已经完全不一样了,这一次可别以为我还会和上次那样被轻易打败!” Oh...... 唉…… Looks at the Wukong stubborn appearance, flexure of some Saitama puzzles scratched the head. 看着小悟空倔强的模样,埼玉有些困扰的挠了挠头。 This child, but also is really tenacious...... 这孩子,还真是固执啊…… Although oneself also hope that can run into the well-matched opponent. 虽然自己也希望能够遇到旗鼓相当的对手。 However fights with the child, how wants also to feel a little strange. 不过和小孩子打架,怎么想也觉得有点古怪吧。 Good, good......” “好吧,好吧……” Saitama has turned around, whatever the back world barrier heals, empty the eye was saying: That only hits for ten minutes, Tashigi and I approximately am good to go out together window-shop......” 埼玉转过身,任由背后的世界壁垒愈合,虚着眼睛道:“那就只打十分钟吧,达斯琪和我约好一起出门逛街的……” Ten minutes...... I understood!” “十分钟……我明白了!” Saitama just said, Wukong has changed to a white light to clash toward Saitama! 埼玉刚说完,小悟空已经化作一道白光朝着埼玉冲了过来! Meets to incur!” “接招吧!” Wukong is violent the fist, toward Saitama unceasing initiation attack! 小悟空猛烈出拳,朝着埼玉不断的发起进攻! But each attack, to a distance be actually evaded by Saitama with ease! The face mighty waves of that salt fish, this attack to Saitama, has not been nothing slightly obviously. 可是每一次的攻击,却都被埼玉以堪堪一丝的距离轻松躲过!那副咸鱼的面孔没有丝毫波澜,显然这种攻击对埼玉来说,根本算不了什么。 Attacked one after another for a long time, Wukong has not actually bumped into root hair of Saitama. 接连进攻了许久,小悟空却连埼玉的一根毛也没有碰到。 However doesn't matter. 但是没有关系。 The attack warmed up! 刚才的攻击本来就只是热身而已! Until this time! 直到这时! Wukong finally earnest! 小悟空才总算认真了起来! Both hands overlapping, golden air current unceasing upwelling! 双手交叉,金色的气流不断的上涌! !!!” “喝啊!!!” After calls out, the black hair raises up becomes the golden color! 一声暴喝之后,黑发竖起变为金色! Had turned into super Saiyan still at young Wukong! 尚在年幼的小悟空已经变成了超级赛亚人! Wukong exhibited his signboard again -type the hand, the exciting raising corners of the mouth said: „The unnecessary movement does not have, the aura stabilizes throughout has not fluctuated really fiercely......, bald master! However the true fight starts now, I will not show mercy, you must be careful!” 小悟空再一次摆出了他那招牌式的起手,兴奋的扬起嘴角道:“一点多余的动作也没有,气息始终稳定没有丝毫波动……真厉害啊,秃头老爷!但是真正的战斗现在才开始,我可不会手下留情的,你要小心了!”
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