OUATTWASSM :: Volume #2 无相功

#5: My master is the meat bedpan


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In brief, the above was the process reason of matter.” “总之,以上就是事情的经过缘由了。” Warm Inn, Wang Lu Syli snoring sorption steaming hot making gravy scope, while explained to the proprietress earnestly. 如家客栈,王陆一边西里呼噜地吸着热腾腾的打卤面,一边对老板娘认真解释了一番。 Proprietresses is chewing the garlic cloves, while focuses on looks at Wang Lu slantingly: Then? Did you comply?” 老板娘一边嚼着蒜瓣,一边斜着眼看着王陆:“然后呢?你就答应了?” Wang Lu nods: Words spoke in this, naturally must comply, others agreed to give me, when meat toilet, had the small advantage not to occupy the bastard.” 王陆点点头:“话都说到这份上了,当然要答应了,人家都同意给我当肉便器了,有便宜不占王八蛋啊。” The proprietresses get angry pat the table, shakes the hot water to scatter: Small advantage that which comes!? You really her, when silly compelled! How the fellow is not again reasonable, after is Gold Core cultivator, moreover is Gold Core Peak cultivator! A your body refinement time has not repaired 50% mortals also to feel all right to presumptuously think Gold Core cultivator to you, when meat toilet? Knock it off! You are honest lu to go!” 老板娘怒拍桌,震得面汤四溅:“哪儿来的便宜啊!?你真把她当傻・逼了啊!那家伙再怎么不靠谱,终归是个金丹修士,而且是金丹巅峰修士!你一个锻体期都没修过一半的凡人也好意思妄想一个金丹修士给你当肉便器?拉倒吧!你还是老老实实自己撸去吧!” Wang Lu early carries the surface bowl, evaded the thunder palm of proprietress to strike, said: In any case goes forth to battle is not I, I fear a wool.” 王陆早早端起面碗,躲过了老板娘的雷霆掌击,说道:“反正上阵的又不是我,我怕个毛啊。” Nonsense, you make a bet with her, the person of going forth to battle is I! I am only the inn proprietress, is not Spirit Sword School sect master! Do you make me go with the Gold Core cultivator martial arts contest? Which I was unfair to you in the two years!” “废话,你跟她打赌,上阵的人是我啊!我只是个客栈老板娘,不是灵剑派掌门啊!你让我去跟金丹修士比武?我这两年到底哪儿对不起你了!” Wang Lu is actually unhurriedly: Is this, my master said that own strength suppression to the progression of mortal.” 王陆倒是不慌不忙:“是这样,我师父说了,会将自己的力量压制到凡人的级数。” The proprietresses wave: She is installs to compel purely! Gold Core cultivator does not use Heaven and Earth Spiritual Qi and own magical power, only Jade Palace immortal heart also enough oppressively turned any mortal world military! Was your this fool, together for two years not to understand her with her? When she in the gambling house that in non- must win chips in!” 老板娘一挥手:“她纯粹是装逼!金丹修士就算不用天地灵气和自身法力,单凭玉府仙心也足够虐翻任何凡间武者了!你这笨蛋,和她相处了两年还不了解她?什么时候她会在非必胜的赌局上下注啊!” „...... She must really that the God of Gamblers, but also with embezzling the subsidy funds of disciple? I often listen to her somniloquy to weep and wail any my money, why has not pressed in a big way...... And so on.” Wang Lu does not favor shook the head, let alone, the proprietress you are not general mortal world military, in the past was shouting hits the disciple to be opened only by the magic weapon the heroic bearing, making my memory still new.” “……她要真那么赌神,还用克扣弟子的补助款么?我经常听她梦话里哭喊什么我的钱啊,为什么没压大……之类的。”王陆非常不看好地摇了摇头,“更何况了,老板娘你也不是一般的凡间武者嘛,当年一路喊着啊打打一路徒手拆法宝的英姿,让我记忆犹新啊。” „......” Here topic, the proprietress was silent, obviously was not very happy. “……”说到这个话题,老板娘就沉默了,显然并不是十分愉快。 In the Wang Lu heart also understood but actually, although the proprietress quite the somewhat bold air-drying clouds that after is a woman, the scream that( agile point that the beauty good woman premise straightens up oneself), the incarnation mysterious shadow hit in the past shouted randomly that obviously is the black history. 王陆心中倒也理解,老板娘虽然颇有几分豪气干云,终归是个女人,还是个姿色不俗的女人(前提是把自己拾掇的利索一点),当年化身神秘黑影啊打打的尖叫乱喊,显然属于黑历史。 However the critical moment, manages your black history white history photo to uncover does not harm! However looked that the proprietress resistance is strong, we well do the psychological work, comforting comforting, educates with reason, appeals. 不过紧要关头,管你黑历史白历史都照揭不误啊!不过看老板娘抵触情绪严重,那咱就好好做一下心理工作,安抚安抚,晓之以理,动之以情。 Is this, from the beginning I do not want to do too stiffly with my master, but she said that mortal world Wu Xue in front of Immortal Way that was the dog deng! Managed you are any innate master of martial arts or honorific title of guanyu Emperor Wu, came Qi Condensation Stage’s cultivator to be able oppressively to become healthily stout person casually! Added that teaches my time in the person brain certainly long maggot, otherwise gains fame by deceiving people, careless and wasteful use of nature's products. Moreover is Ping Xiong, uncouthly, does not have the culture, not to have the quality, not to have the barbarian female man of family education mostly, later not only could not find the husband, even/including Ji You does not have one, this whole life only friend is the finger and cucumber, after 30 years old , will raise probably also several large-scale dog improvement life, the interjection indicating surprise he he......” “是这样,一开始我也没想跟我师父搞得太僵,但她老人家说了啊,凡间武学在仙道面前那就是狗屎啊!管你是什么先天武师还是武圣武帝,随便来个练气期的修士就能给虐成肉人型啊!还说教授我功夫的人脑子里一定长蛆,不然就是欺世盗名,暴殄天物。而且多半是个平胸、粗鲁、没文化、没素质、没家教的野蛮人女汉子,以后不但找不到老公,连姬友也没一个,这辈子唯一的朋友就是手指头和小黄瓜,30岁以后大概还会饲养几头大型犬改善生活,哦呵呵呵……” Shut up!” “住口!” The proprietress angry glare circle stares, a palm of the hand claps the dining table crushes! Right, is the smashing, but is not split up, a thick padauk teak dinner table was cranked up everywhere the sawdust by her one chapter, the skeleton not has saved! 老板娘怒目圆瞪,一巴掌把饭桌拍得粉碎!没错,是粉碎而不是四分五裂,一张厚实的红木餐桌被她一章拍成了满地木屑,尸骨无存! That bastard, dared, dares to say me!?” “那个混蛋,竟敢,竟敢这么说我!?” Crash-bang! Under the proprietress anger thrives, by feat of arms cultivation base of her top level, cannot control the strength on hand unexpectedly, will be holding the surface bowl pinches similarly crushes! 哗啦!老板娘怒气勃发之下,以她顶尖级的武技修为,居然控制不住手上的力道,将捧着的面碗同样捏得粉碎! Wang Lu, your this leads me to climb mountains, does not make the excrement her, my this inn goes broke and closes down today! I will become monk tomorrow!” 王陆,你这就带我上山,不把她打出屎来,我这客栈今天就关门大吉!我明天就出家!” Wang Lu nods slowly: Fine.” 王陆缓缓点着头:“善哉。” Then faints from fear suddenly, is own comforting way is not a little right? Oh, manages his many, finally is the same! The just soldier proprietress of being righteous gets angry shame of Fifth Elder grass Spirit Sword, this script approves simply, does not hit to enjoy Alliance Master not to be justified! 然后才恍然惊觉,自己的安抚方式是不是有点不对?唉,管他那么多,结果都是一样的嘛!深明大义的正义战士老板娘怒艹灵剑之耻五长老,这剧本简直太赞,不打赏个盟主都说不过去啊! The proprietress is murders decisive person, the idea has decided that immediately is bringing Wang Lu that ebullition killing intent and watches the fun to climb mountains. 老板娘是个杀伐果断之人,主意已定,立刻带着沸腾的杀意和看热闹的王陆一路上了山。 Defends defends the disciple in the entrance both sides values, usually in a smile will also notify the proprietress, but saw both eyes now scarlet-red like the blood, just like young girl who the nether world demon Venerable, was stared by that vision, two blue keep silent white immediately, uses temporarily as anything not to see. 守在山门两侧的值守弟子,平日里还会笑着跟老板娘打个招呼,但如今见了双目赤红如血,宛如幽冥魔尊的少女,被那目光一瞪,两名蓝白顿时噤若寒蝉,权当自己什么都没看到。 When are not many, the proprietress and Wang Lu arrived at Formless Peak, the proprietress heroic spirit completely have unfolded, bellow: Wang Wu, you get lost to me!” 不多时,老板娘和王陆已经来到了无相峰,老板娘豪气尽展,大吼一声:“王舞,你给我滚出来!” Then listens to roaring of echo: „The wild dog of which family|home, big afternoon ** harasses the person to sleep clear, does not repair the merit to be careful that was struck by lightning by Heavenly Tribulation!” 然后就听一声回音似的怒吼:“谁家的野狗啊,大下午的**扰人清眠,不修功德小心被天劫雷劈啊!” Wang Lu regarding this simply amazed inexplicable: fuck this silly compels ability! Clashes her moral behavior also to feel all right to raise Heavenly Tribulation? Moreover dozed off again after waking up early to rest to afternoon this time, this was must hibernate!” 王陆对此简直惊诧莫名:“卧槽这傻・逼能耐啊!就冲她的人品还好意思提天劫?而且一个回笼觉睡到下午这个时候,她这是要冬眠啊!” The proprietresses clench jaws: Today I make her die!” 老板娘咬牙切齿:“今天我就让她长眠!” Then is combative, kicks aside the door, Wang Lu follows close on after that saw that in wears the clothes to put on to 50% kind teacher Sirs. 然后杀气腾腾,一脚踢开房门,王陆紧跟其后,就看到里面穿衣服正穿到一半的恩师大人。 The kind teacher Sir was also startled: I depend! You play the hoodlum!? Kicks the hall, puts on the time of clothes not to keep several minutes to me!?” 恩师大人也惊了:“我靠!你耍流氓啊!?踢馆也就罢了,连穿衣服的时间都不给我留几分钟!?” The proprietresses are silent, in entrance settling down moment, has closed the door silently. 老板娘沉默不语,在门口驻足片刻,默默关上了房门。 Wang Lu did not have the words to say that was blowing the whistling outside the room on own initiative, did not say a word. 王陆也没话可说,在屋外自觉地吹着口哨,一言不发。 After a while, kind teacher Sir wears clothes to push the door to come out finally, but on the face is actually hanging extremely surprisedly: „Is Little Ling'er you? I also think a moment ago own vertigo.” 过了一会儿,恩师大人穿好衣服终于推门出来,只是脸上却挂着万分的惊讶:“小铃儿咋是你呢?刚才我还以为自己眼花了。” Little Ling'er both arms junction hugs, raises head: Good deed that you do, but also needs others to remind?” 小铃儿双臂交抱,仰着头:“你自己做的好事,还需要别人提醒么?” Finally the kind teacher Sir taps the head: I do not come this by you, I most feared that others asked my these words, complicated does not know that from where mentioned.” 结果恩师大人一拍脑袋:“我靠你别来这个,我最怕别人问我这句话,让人千头万绪不知从何说起啊。” How many good deeds I you have done by honored master!? 我靠师父大人你到底做了多少好事啊!? However after a while, honored master then has awakened, puts out a hand to point at Wang Lu, somewhat is quite inconceivable: That master who Little Ling'er, is it possible that teaches this idiot time is you!?” 不过又过了一会儿,师父大人便自己醒悟了,伸手指着王陆,颇有些不可思议:“小铃儿,莫非教这蠢货功夫的那个师父就是你!?” Little Ling'er he he sneers: Right, is that Ping Xiong, uncouthly, does not have the culture, not to have the quality, not to have the barbarian female man of family education, later not only could not find the husband, even/including Ji You does not have one, this whole life only friend is the finger and cucumber, after 30 years old , that master who will raise probably also several large-scale dog improvement life!” 小铃儿呵呵冷笑:“没错,就是那个平胸、粗鲁、没文化、没素质、没家教的野蛮人女汉子,以后不但找不到老公,连姬友也没一个,这辈子唯一的朋友就是手指头和小黄瓜,30岁以后大概还会饲养几头大型犬改善生活的那个师父啊!” honored master has been startled immediately, cold sweat is quick: Little Ling'er you are doing wool!? Is it possible that was physiological time hurts badly the brain? You......” 师父大人顿时惊了,冷汗都快下来了:“小铃儿你这是在搞毛啊!?莫非是生理期疼坏了脑子?你……” Little Ling'er were not many said: You and don't Wang Lu have a gambling to make? I help him complete the gambling to make, the idle talk little said that fights.” 小铃儿也不多说:“你和王陆不是有个赌约么?我来帮他完成赌约的,废话少说,来战吧。” War, fights the wool war! Our sisters affectionate, what issue had to say well why resorted to arms?” “战,战毛啊战!咱们姐妹情深,有啥问题好好说,何必兵戎相见?” Speaking of the sisters affectionate, the proprietress as if hesitated, hesitated does not speak. 提起姐妹情深,老板娘似乎犹豫了一下,沉吟不语。 Wang Lu therefore immediately strikes while the iron is hot: Master you are very intelligent, clear(ly) knew not to have the odds of success, took the sisters affectionate to come, when shield, worthily was the shame of Spirit Sword.” 王陆于是立刻趁热打铁:“师父你还挺聪明,明知道没胜算,就拿姐妹情深来当挡箭牌,不愧是灵剑之耻。” The master flies into a rage immediately: Does not have the odds of success! I must win that divide minute's of matter!” 师父顿时急眼:“没胜算个屁!我要赢那是分分钟的事!” Therefore the proprietress does not hesitate: Ok, that delayed your one minute to win me.” 于是老板娘再不犹豫:“行,那就耽误你一分钟来赢了我吧。” I depend, the good younger sister you to leave such runs on a bank me!” “我靠,好妹妹你别这么挤兑我啊!” never mind, your one minute solved me in any case.” 没关系,反正你一分钟就解决我了。” Therefore this white clothing elder is simply badly battered, but only has also continued the moment, Fifth Elder worthily is Fifth Elder, similarly is murders the decisive, reckless person. 于是这位白衣长老简直焦头烂额,不过也只持续了片刻,五长老不愧是五长老,同样是个杀伐果断,不顾后果之人。 Ok, that hits! As the saying goes hit scolds is love, Little Ling'er our good sensitivities also to stagnate in the bottleneck time for a long time, fired off this us to estimate that can marry!” “行,那就打吧!俗话说打是亲骂是爱,小铃儿咱们的好感度也在瓶颈期停滞好久了,打完这场咱们估计就可以结婚了!” I depend, god transition honored master! Cannot think that you unexpectedly are this person!? I have underestimated your lower limit completely! 我靠,神转折啊师父大人!想不到你竟是这种人!?我完全低估了你的下限啊! As for proprietress, ignores to muttering of elder Sir, pulled the sleeves silently, then has exhibited the stance. 至于老板娘本人,则对长老大人的喃喃自语置若罔闻,默默地挽起了衣袖,然后摆开了架势。 Saw that this war is inevitable, Wang Lu also calculates the merit to be complete, was approving oneself you too to be really graceful at heart, then looked for a safe corner to sit down to see a play low-key. 眼看此战不可避免,王陆也算功德圆满,在心里赞了自己一句你丫实在太帅了,然后低调地找了个安全的角落坐下看戏。 The honored master little darling accepted fate, mentioned the green bamboo sword, aims at the match distantly, prepares to accept a challenge. At this time her spiritual energy completely collects, magical power to seal|confer Jue, indeed is only mortal world cultivation base, however only simple the gesture, then lets rush to a threatening imposing manner to head on distant place onlooking Wang Lu. 师父大人则乖乖认了命,提起了翠竹剑,遥遥指向对手,准备应战。此时她灵气尽敛,法力封绝,的确只是凡间修为,然而单凭一个简单的起手式,便让在远处旁观的王陆赶到一股逼人的气势扑面而来。 Although this time is to sit cross-legged to sit well, but Wang Lu actually felt that the whole body some muscle paralysis did not listen to direct...... Is this Gold Core cultivator’s is aggressive? Your mother was too flamboyant, Wang Lu in any case also practiced for two days to fall the dragon marvelous ability, by he ten thousand years of rare military study talent, pondered over should also almost calculate the mortal world second-class person of high skill? Finally honored master the complementary waves of gesture were stood by oneself do not set out! 虽然此时是盘膝坐定,但王陆却感觉浑身的肌肉都有些麻痹不听使唤了……这就是金丹修士的霸气?太你妈牛逼了,王陆好歹还练了两天降龙神功,以他万年难得一见的武学天才,琢磨着差不多也该算个凡间二流高人了吧?结果师父大人一个起手式的余波就让自己站不起身啊! No wonder the proprietress said that Gold Core cultivator can the second kill mortal world all living things depending on Jade Palace immortal heart, this disparity is indeed big not side! The air/Qi of Wangba shakes, mortal world indigenous can only bow the head in greeting! 难怪老板娘说,金丹修士光凭玉府仙心就能秒杀凡间众生,这差距的确大得没边啊!王霸之气一抖,凡间土著就只能纳头便拜了啊! However this is immaterial, because with the master puts right, Warm Inn proprietress who similarly can the second kill mortal world all living things! Military study cultivation base of proprietress high, Wang Lu is not quite clear, in brief wants certainly high 10,000 times compared with any innate master of martial arts realm, even if honorific title of guanyu Emperor Wu in legend came, was supposing cannot stand up to her to be able to break the magic weapon the fist! But facing Gold Core cultivator’s green jade green bamboo sword, the proprietress remains unmoved radically. 不过这根本无关紧要,因为和师父放对的,同样是能够秒杀凡间众生的如家客栈老板娘!老板娘的武学修为到底有多高,王陆是不太明白,总之肯定是比什么先天武师境界要高10000倍,就算传说中的武圣武帝来了,估摸着也禁不起她那对能破法宝的拳头!而面对金丹修士的翠绿竹剑,老板娘根本不为所动。 The proprietresses, the meat toilet transformation strategy of my master, depended entirely on you! 老板娘啊,我师父的肉便器改造战略,全靠你了啊! Two sisters' affectionate women each other confront, has not known how long, just awoke finally shortly, has not had the lunch honored master unable to calm down with enough time first, the bamboo sword shakes, myriad sword light such as the rain like the fog, making one unable to see clearly to castrate, actually hidden murderous intention. 两个姐妹情深的女人彼此对峙,也不知过了多久,终于还是刚睡醒没多久,还没来得及吃午饭的师父大人先沉不住气,竹剑一抖,万千剑光如雨如雾,令人看不清去势,却暗藏杀机。 Wang Lu at present bright, good wise sword art! Over the past two years, although his cultivation base does not have anything to progress, but eyesight actually in numerous talent disciple's a performance by sect practicing. Spirit Sword School in the name of sword, the sword art sect foundation, nobody cannot unmanned not fine. But only depends on mortal world cultivation base, then can launch this ruthless character behind a gentle appearance, destructive sword potential, in Spirit Sword School also rarely seen. 王陆眼前一亮,好高明的剑术!两年来,他修为虽然没什么长进,但眼力却是被门派内的一众天才弟子的表现给练了出来。灵剑派以剑为名,剑术可谓门派根基,无人不会无人不精。但仅凭凡间修为,便能展开这种绵里藏针,杀机四伏的剑势,在灵剑派中也不多见。 It seems like she, although is silly and owes, but as some Fifth Elder real skills...... 啧,看来她这个人虽然又傻又欠,但作为五长老还是有些真本事的嘛…… But makes first move and gets control facing Gold Core cultivator’s, proprietress's response is simple, even appears crude. 而面对金丹修士的先发制人,老板娘的反应简单直接,甚至显得粗暴。 The straight fist, hits face to face, gaudy even has not had the skill, the only characteristics are quick!! Ruthless! 笔直一拳,当面打去,没有花哨甚至没有技巧,唯一的特点就是快!准!狠! Again then, is witnesses miracle the time. 再然后,就是见证奇迹的时候了。 Side is mortal world top sword art is joined to has the green green bamboo sword of magic weapon rank obviously, the other aspect is the proprietress delicate supple white fist, Wang Lu stares the big eye, invested the complete concentrated force to try to see clearly each detail...... 一面是凡间顶级的剑术配上明显有法宝级别的翠绿竹剑,另一面则是老板娘细嫩柔白的拳头,王陆瞪大眼睛,投入了全部的集中力试图看清每一个细节…… But at present a flower, result already. The emerald green sword light shatter becomes stars, dodges to pass. But some white clothing elder makes every effort to succeed, exits like the meteor general horizontal flight, bang bangs into the rock, silent! 但眼前一花,结果已出。翠绿剑光破碎成繁星点点,一闪而逝。而某白衣长老就争气许多,像流星一般平飞出去,轰隆一声撞入山石之中,无声无息! But the proprietress, coldly snorted, shook own wrist|skill, the split vision has cast aside the crushed stone rugged place, almost did not spare a glance. 而老板娘,冷哼了一声,抖了抖自己的手腕,余光撇过碎石嶙峋处,几乎不屑一顾。 Your mother aggressive side leaks really! Wang Lu looked simply silly! Solemn Gold Core cultivator, has clarified somewhat the kind teacher Sir of truly learned and genuinely talented, unexpectedly by this proprietress, when the sandbag same fought with the fists the meteor! The proprietresses I wrongly perceived you, I have thought you were the hideaway role on Spirit Creek Town, the result hideaway role was insults to you simply, your his mother simply was gm, was creates the world god my kissing! 真你妈霸气侧漏啊!王陆简直看傻了!堂堂金丹修士,摆明了有几分真才实学的恩师大人,居然被这个老板娘当沙包一样一拳打成流星了!老板娘我真是错看你了,我一直以为你是灵溪镇上的隐藏角色,结果隐藏角色对你来说简直是侮辱啊,你他妈简直是gm,是创世神啊我的亲! Crossed for a long time, respected honored master crawled from the quarry stone, but actually does not have anticipated is so distressed, although has moistened some dust inevitably, actually the surface not red air/Qi does not breathe heavily, like receiving serious wound, but forks the waist to sigh reluctantly. 过了好久,敬爱的师父大人才从乱石中爬了起来,倒没有预期的那么狼狈,虽然身上不可避免沾了些尘土,却面不红气不喘,也不像受了多严重的伤,只是无奈地叉着腰叹气。 motherfucker, does not need Immortal Way magical power really unable to withstand your ordinary attack, Little Ling'er you indeed are the person of going against heaven's will.” 妈的,不用仙道法力果然顶不住你的普通攻击,小铃儿你的确是逆天之人啊。” The proprietresses still put on a serious face, do not say a word. 老板娘依然板着脸,一言不发。 The honored master vision circulation, happen to saw that the ground broken becomes the sediment same green bamboo sword, shook the head sadly: Had been a pity my handle treasured sword......” then conveniently folds the next green bamboo from the crushed stone bamboo grove, grasps to fling gently, green luminous, after the moment, a handle exactly the same green jade green bamboo sword took shape. 师父大人目光流转,正好看到地上碎成渣滓一样的翠竹剑,感伤地摇了摇头:“可惜了我一柄宝剑……”然后就随手从碎石旁的竹林中折下一支绿竹,握起来轻轻一甩,一阵绿光亮起,片刻后,一柄一模一样的翠绿竹剑就成型了。 In Wang Lu heart fuck, but also thinks that she usually never leaves the green bamboo sword of hand at least also to be the magic weapon rank, finally...... Finally was really has also overestimated this poorly compelled! Toy that the green bamboo sword makes radically conveniently! To come to be also right, by this poor the welldoing of compelling, had the magic weapon early to be sold to trade the liquor by her really to drink! 王陆心中一声卧槽,还以为她平日从不离手的翠竹剑至少也该是个法宝等级,结果……结果还真是高估了这个穷・逼啊!翠竹剑根本是随手做的玩具而已啊!想来也对,以这个穷・逼的德行,真有法宝早被她卖去换酒喝了! In any event, this time was I lost, Little Ling'er, the elder sister I became you to handle!” “不过无论如何,这次是我输了,小铃儿,姐姐我就任你处置了!” Saying, the stance that Fifth Elder exhibited dying a martyr's death, must falsely false. 说着,五长老就摆出一副慷慨就义的姿态,要多虚伪有多虚伪。 The proprietresses could not stretch the expression, sighed: You are really...... Let the person not know that what good should say, does such one, why bother?” 老板娘也绷不住表情了,叹了口气:“你这人真是……让人都不知道该说什么好,搞这么一出,何苦呢?” Fifth Elder was asked by her, a little wonders: Is, why bother my this is, clear(ly) knows that cannot hit you also to hit...... Was right, for good sensitivity? Little Ling'er do you currently have the feeling to fall in love with me?” 五长老被她一问,也有点纳闷:“是哈,我这是何苦啊,明知道打不过你还非得打……哦对了,是为了好感度?小铃儿你现在有感觉爱上我了吗?” Little Ling'er lets somebody cool off or calm down said: I felt that fist hit a moment ago probably lightly. Moreover, makes according to the gambling, can handle your person at will is not I, but is your treasure apprentice.” 小铃儿冷冷说道:“我感觉刚才那一拳好像打轻了。另外,根据赌约,能够随意处置你的人不是我,而是你的宝贝徒弟。” Speaking of own apprentice, Fifth Elder tasted finally, this matter, obvious was he is playing tricks from beginning to end! Really, really worthily is own apprentice, no wonder sect master that old mixed wool said that any you indeed have the reason of master and disciple, this grade of evil disciple, the sincerity is the retribution! 提起自己的徒弟,五长老终于回过味来,这件事,明摆着从头到尾都是他在捣鬼嘛!真,真不愧是自己的徒弟,难怪掌门那个老杂毛说什么你俩的确有师徒之缘,这等孽徒,真心是报应啊! Only hated to drink couple days ago too high, good long some time brain dizzy heavy, finally got up the wickedness of that boy to work as! Otherwise ponders the impossible his method of goading somebody into action with the maternal aunt!? What to do now may, give him, when meat toilet? I force to go, does not want!? He is only 14 years old, growth and development is incomplete, certainly wants the qualification not to have the qualification to want the skill not to have the skill, a point is not feeling well does not satisfy a craving...... Although have not done with the person, but enough has forecast by the imagination in the future! 只恨前几天喝得太高,好长一段时间脑子都晕晕沉沉,结果才上了那小子的恶当!不然用姨妈思考也不可能中他的激将法啊!?现在可咋办,真给他当肉便器?我勒个去,不要吧!?他才14岁,生长发育还不完全,肯定要本钱没本钱要技巧没技巧,一点都不爽不过瘾啊……呃,虽然自己还从来没跟人做过,不过靠想象力已经足够预测未来了嘛! Master, you do not need to be afraid actually, I do not have any interest to you.” “师父啊,其实你也不用害怕,我对你没啥兴趣。” Wang Lu spoke, the master felt relieved immediately: That is good, that is good, this matter you do not need to worry, take your time.” 王陆发话,师父顿时放心:“那就好,那就好,这种事你不必着急,慢慢来。” Um, I also thought that something do not need to worry, but something anxiously are not good, Master, other requests me not to raise, only then, please be earnest, teaches me some real skills.” “嗯,我也觉得有些事不用着急,但有些事却不急不行了,师父啊,别的要求我也不提了,只有一点,请你再认真一点,教我些真本事吧。” Speaking of in this, the master had no way not to respond earnestly: You...... Really did not understand that my pains, you think really I incur a disciple am when the pet raises is playing? Other did not say that sect master that silly compels to be possible with me to establish the agreement, so long as can teach you to mature, money beautiful woman that is large bundle......” 说到这份上,师父也没法不认真回应:“你啊……真是不了解我一片苦心,你真以为我招个弟子就是当宠物养着玩的么?别的不说,掌门那个傻・逼可跟我立下约定,只要能教你成才,金钱美女那是大把大把的……” The words have not said that the proprietress breaks on cold sound: Beautiful woman who which that old hoodlum comes?” 话没说完,老板娘就冷声打断:“那个老光棍哪儿来的美女?” Therefore the master falls into deep ponder immediately. 于是师父立刻陷入深深的思考。 Wang Lu does not have the means that has to dial topic: Continues the original education topic, the master asked you to say carefully how you were to my pains.” 王陆没办法,只好将话题拨回去:“继续原先的教育话题,师父请你仔细说说,你是怎么对我一片苦心的。” Master raised the head: You help me think that first that old silly compels beautiful woman who which comes?” 师父抬起头:“你先帮我想想那个老傻・逼哪儿来的美女?” „...... 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