Chapter 1094 acting cool inadequate counter- tragedy!! 第1094章装逼不成反悲剧！！ Third, asked the subscription and monthly ticket ~~ 第三更,求订阅、月票~~ ...... …… Qin Fang is bustling about, is baking various types of food, although looks like very busy, but Qin Fang actually has fun...... 秦方这边在忙碌着,烤制着各种食物,虽然看起来挺忙碌的,但秦方却是乐在其中的…… Now after Culinary Arts Skill enters to Grandmaster Level, the growth of Experience crawls with the turtle, wants upward to flush again, that was not a short time matter, therefore Qin Fang did not worry. 如今烹饪技能进入到大师级之后,熟练度的增长就跟乌龟爬似的,想要再往上冲一冲,那就不是一时半会的事情了,所以秦方也并不着急。 Barbeque can bake variation food actually, before he did not care, because that probability was really too low, drew a prize-winning ticket with the lottery ticket. 倒是烧烤可以烤制出变异食物,以前他是不怎么在意的,因为那几率实在是太低了,跟彩票中奖似的。 But today's luck has exploded suddenly, really caused variation food, attribute that although that comes out randomly very speechless, but always compared with completely did not appeared better a lot...... 可今天的运气突然爆了一下,就真的弄出了一个变异食物,尽管那随机出来的属性很让人无语,但总比完全不出现要好得多了…… Qin Fang continues to bake, has a look at itself whether can also the luck erupt again, perhaps also really can bake one string of variation food again. 秦方继续烤制下去,就是看看自己是否还可以再一次运气爆发一下,说不定还真的可以再烤制出一串变异食物呢。 Probability that this variation food presents although is extremely low, however in superelevation the base number of baking quantity, probability that this presents relative slightly will be also high. 这个变异食物出现的几率虽然极低,但是在超高的烤制数量的基数上,这个出现的几率相对的也会稍微高一点的。 Really, Qin Fang did not remember oneself have baked several hundred strings of food, his arm activity was a little numb, finally presented a prompt. 果然,秦方已经不记得自己烤制了几百串食物了,他的手臂活动的都有点麻木了,终于又出现了一次提示。 He baked second string of variation food finally, Qin Fang almost did not have any hesitant child then to use [Detection] Skill to appraise. 他终于又烤制出了第二串变异食物了,秦方几乎没有任何犹豫的孩便使用侦查技能鉴定了。 „Variation roasts the squid string, after edible, may cause the body moisture content to drain automatically, duration: 1 hour.” “变异烤鱿鱼串,食用后可导致身体水分自动排泄,持续时间:1小时。” Saw this string of variation food the attribute, Qin Fang collapsed again, in the heart wants to shout one „Fuck and pit father Ah!” really very much 看到这一串变异食物的属性,秦方再一次崩溃了,心里面真的很想喊一声“尼玛、坑爹啊！” Compares above that variation Chicken Wings to cause to continue to break wind for one hour, this seems to be more ruthless, directly is automatic drainage one hour...... 相比上面那个变异鸡翅可以导致持续放屁一小时,这个似乎更狠,直接就是自动排水一小时…… Comes out by the form platoon of sweat as for this, comes out by the form platoon of urine, after only then person edible, can know. 至于这个是以汗水的形式排出来,还是以尿的形式排出来,那只有人食用之后才能知道的。 One hour drains water continually, this has truly suppressed a point, if cannot the prompt replenishing water, unable to do well the life to discard continually. 只是一小时持续排水,这个确实太狠了一点,若是不能够及时补充水分的话,搞不好连命都会丢掉的。 If this gadget has eaten to the person in the desert, that absolutely is the murder sharp weapon! 这玩意儿要是在沙漠里给人吃了,那绝对是杀人利器！ Again Qin Fang maintains composure received this string of variation food, front that string makes the person lose face most, this string may be able really awfully. 秦方再一次不动声色的把这一串变异食物收了起来,前面那一串最多让人丢脸,这一串可真的会要命的。 „hardship, eats quite full......” “厄,吃的好饱啊……” „Belly soon the brace has exploded......” “肚子都快要撑炸了……” „It is not good, could not eat...... But I also want to eat Ah! really” “不行了,吃不下去了……可我真的还想吃啊！” Qin Fang bustled about was so long, oneself have not eaten several, could not take a walk the even/including road that front these people ate actually, even stood to use energy continually, can only hit full belch. 秦方忙碌了这么久,自己都没有吃上几口,倒是把面前这几个人吃的连路都走不动了,甚至连站起来都费劲,只能一个劲的打着饱嗝。 Could not eat obviously, may the eye also stare at food that on Qin Fang is roasting...... 明明已经吃不下去了,可偏偏眼睛还盯着秦方手上烤出来的食物…… Rubs as for these eats to rub drinks, they are ripe with Kong'er and bent/tune big, completely was strange with Qin Fang that saw that Qin Fang planned to receive the hand, naturally also embarrassed looked for Qin Fang to continue...... Although they also very much want to eat! 至于那些过来蹭吃蹭喝的,他们跟孔二、曲大还熟一点,跟秦方那就完全陌生了,看到秦方都打算收手了,自然也不好意思找秦方继续的……尽管他们也很想多吃一些！ Pa!~~ 啪~~ Prepares to receive the hand in Qin Fang, roasts to oneself several strings fill the belly, one stack of bills on one pat in Qin Fang's side. 就在秦方准备收手,给自己烤上几串填饱肚子的时候,一沓钞票就啪的一下拍在了秦方的身旁。 „This does a bit less several strings of Chicken Wings...... This is tip that little pays!” “给本少来几串鸡翅……这是本少给的小费！” The week is loose and model/pattern Xiancuan, model/pattern Xian these did not have actually on own initiative to front, but was the week starts to break through enemy lines loosely. 周风流和范贤窜了过来,范贤这一回倒是没有主动冲在前面,而是周风流开始冲锋陷阵了。 This process was the week was naturally loose, not cared a whoop others' look, such careless racket money and the others served...... 这次出手的自然就是周风流了,丝毫不在意别人的眼神,就这样大大咧咧的拍钱等人伺候了…… The week loosely is this temper, rampant domineering, is supercilious, simultaneously most likes spends money to pound the person, studies with model/pattern Xian buttocks behind. 周风流就是这种性子,嚣张跋扈、目中无人,同时最喜欢的就是用钱砸人,都是跟范贤屁股后面学的。 „You......” “你……” Saw that Qin Fang was insulted like this, Tang Feifei has gotten immediately angry, but her belly eats a little supports, wants to stand a little to use energy, can only refer to the week being loose with her slender jade, wants to give scolding really very much his several...... The good family education makes her really unable to say such words. 看到秦方被人这样的侮辱,唐菲菲立即就怒了,只是她肚子吃的有点撑,想站起来有点费劲,只能用她那纤纤玉指指着周风流,真的很想痛骂他几句……只是良好的家教让她实在是说不出那样的话来。 „Week small four, you *** took the wrong medicine, hurried to get the hell out, otherwise the father pulls out you now......” “周小四,你***吃错药了吧,赶紧滚蛋,不然老子现在就抽你……” Tang Feifei cannot scold, did not represent nobody such to scold, at least Kong'er did not have the means to bear. 唐菲菲骂不出来,并不代表就没有人会这么骂了,至少孔二是没办法忍住的。 Saw that the week such entrained loosely squish spoke with Qin Fang, the movement of this racket money, a Kong'er face turned into the liver colored immediately, immediately shouted abuse. 看到周风流这么拽了吧唧的跟秦方说话,还有这个拍钱的动作,孔二一张脸顿时变成了猪肝色,立即就是破口大骂。 And looks at his stance, appearance that as if must begin really...... 并且看他那架势,似乎真的要动手的样子…… „model/pattern Xian, hurries four to take away to me week slightly......” “范贤,赶紧把周小四给我领走……” Where nearby Qu Yuancheng complexion also very to goes, if only the week is loose, perhaps he caught up had finished up, model/pattern Xian who the person walked also in side, associated to model/pattern Xian and Qin Fang beforehand conflict, how he possibly did not think clearly. 一旁的曲元成脸色也好不到哪里去的,若只是周风流的话,他或许只是赶人走的就完事了,偏偏范贤也在旁边,联想到范贤和秦方之前的冲突,他又怎么可能想不明白呢。 model/pattern Xian and week loose these two are in cahoots, is always always together, if said that this inside will not have model/pattern Xian's shadow, Qu Yuancheng not to believe absolutely. 范贤和周风流这两人就是狼狈为奸,从来都是形影不离的,若说这里面没有范贤的影子,曲元成绝对不会相信的。 „bent/tune big, this may not have anything to relate with me, most liked eating Barbeque loosely, but we will not make, heard that here had the Master craftsmanship to be good, we especially came...... You could rest assured that our two brothers have not treated unjustly anyone, so long as can let the happiness that we eat, many tips do not have the issue!” “曲大,这可跟我没什么关系啊,风流最喜欢吃烧烤了,只是我们自己不会弄,听说这边有个师傅的手艺不错,我们才特地过来的……您放心,我们哥俩可从来没有亏待过谁,只要能够让我们吃的高兴,多少小费都没有问题！” model/pattern Xian this boy naturally is not the good bird, on the mouth probably to Qu Yuancheng is very the appearance of respect, is the meaning, has not actually cared Qu Yuancheng. 范贤这小子自然也不是什么好鸟,嘴上好像对曲元成很是尊重的样子,可是话里话外的意思,却是一点也没把曲元成放在心上的。 If this boy knows, Qu Yuancheng and Kong'er once had also sought the sentiment for him in front of Qin Fang, perhaps such will not show due respect for the feelings. 若是这小子知道,曲元成和孔二还曾为他在秦方面前求过情的话,或许就不会这么不给面子了。 Naturally, these two boys do not understand anything to be full of gratitude, now in their eyes wants to put in order Qin Fang...... Who makes them hear that Qin Fang is the Tang Feifei's genuine boyfriend, then natural cannot be polite...... 当然了,这两小子可不懂什么知恩图报,现在他们眼里就想整秦方……谁让他们听说秦方才是唐菲菲的正牌男友,那么自然不会客气了…… „Mother, I thought you today is the skin itchy......” “妈的,我看你们今天是皮痒了……” Saw that model/pattern Xian and week are loose, not only do not have the meaning that the least bit flinches, as if today must do a matter to come, Kong'er was a little also in an uncontrollable rage. 见到范贤和周风流不但没有半点退缩的意思,似乎今天非要搞出点事情来,孔二也是有点怒不可遏了。 „What's wrong? To begin? Who fears whom?” “怎么？想动手？谁怕谁？” Has not waited for Kong'er to begin, then saw that these two young masters behind the respective station two husky fellows came out, one on the left and other on the right protected them after behind. 可没等孔二动手,便看到这两位少爷身后各自站了两个彪形大汉出来了,一左一右将他们护在了身后。 These two boys are treasure egg of respective family, the security problem is always most important, the side has not always lacked the bodyguard, even if plays also brings in the side. 这两小子都是各自家族的宝贝蛋儿,安全问题从来都是最重要的,身边从来就不曾缺少过保镖的,即便是过来玩也是带在身边的。 model/pattern Xian knows that Qin Fang is very fierce, almost plays dead this point to look in him from Qin Fang, therefore especially takes the bodyguard, is feared that both sides will hit to suffer a loss...... 范贤知道秦方很厉害,从秦方在海里差点把他玩死这一点就看得出来,所以才特地把保镖带上的,就是怕双方打起来自己这边会吃亏…… “Fuck...... ” “艹……” Kong'er also stares, sees these four bodyguards, understands that the opposite party is comes prepared from the start, he is not definitely good, immediately took a look at one toward side, simultaneously has called one lightly. 孔二也是一愣,看到这四个保镖,也明白对方压根就是有备而来的,他自己肯定是不行了,立即朝着身旁瞅了一眼,同时轻唤了一声。 „Mountain...... Looked your!” “青山……看你的了！” At this time, Qin Fang took the litigant, not too began conveniently, but model/pattern Xian, week looked for a job loosely on own initiative, Kong'er punched them, no one many said anything, Song Qingshan obviously was the Kong'er person, began not to have any issue by him. 这个时候,秦方作为当事人,不太方便动手,但是范贤、周风流主动找事,孔二揍他们,谁也不好多说什么的,宋青山显然算是孔二的人了,由他来动手也是没什么问题的。 Song Qingshan already wants to punch these two boys actually, but before him, listened to Kong'er and Qu Yuancheng to ask favor for model/pattern Xian especially, feared oneself destroyed this boy. 宋青山其实早就想揍这俩小子了,只是他之前已经听孔二、曲元成特地为范贤求情,也怕自己把这小子打坏了。 But now copes with trivial four bodyguards, that absolutely does not have what issue, so long as does not do to kill, Kong'er definitely will level for him troublesome. 但现在对付区区四个保镖,那绝对没有什么问题的,只要不搞出人命,孔二肯定会替他摆平麻烦的。 Bang bang bang bang ~~ 砰砰砰砰~~ That four bodyguards did not have yes what's the matter, feeling own body probably by prehistoric monster hit ruthlessly, directly was flies high, flew 34 meters then numerous falling in the midair on the ground, fainted directly...... 那四个保镖还没明白怎么回事呢,就感觉自己的身体好像被一头史前怪兽狠狠的撞击的一下,直接就是凌空而起,在半空中飞行了34米这才重重的落在地上,直接就昏过去了…… But process Song Qingshan, but searches the dust that stretched the body forward gently, as if this is not worthy of mentioning matter. 而出手的宋青山呢,只是轻轻的探了探身上的灰尘,仿佛这不过是一件微不足道的事情似的。 „hardship......” “厄……” model/pattern Xian and week also stare loosely, is really rapidness that too the matter has, their only depended on one to put in an appearance is given to discard, did not have including the a little bit nice response. 范贤和周风流也是一愣,实在是事情发生的太快,他们唯一的倚仗一个照面就被人给废掉了,连一点点像样的反应都没有。 „Looks at your boys also with me horizontal, father punches does not die you......” “看你俩小子还跟我横,老子揍不死你们……” Tidied up these four bodyguards, Kong'er where is also loose with model/pattern Xian and week, then curled up the sleeve preparation to punch one these two to say first again. 收拾掉了这四个保镖,孔二哪里还会跟范贤和周风流客气,便卷起袖子准备把这两人先揍一顿再说。 Qu Yuancheng naturally also not to be outdone, has curled up the sleeve, prepares to plunder for Kong'er , once discovers Kong'er not to beat, he then immediately fled to help. 曲元成自然也不甘示弱的,卷起了袖子,准备替孔二掠阵,一旦发现孔二不敌,他便立即窜上去帮忙了。 „Is slow......” “慢着……” But when Kong'er and Qu Yuancheng prepare to punch the person, as of Qin Fang litigants actually suddenly opened the mouth. 而就在孔二、曲元成准备揍人的时候,作为当事人之一的秦方却突然开口了。 Kong'er and the others heard the Qin Fang's words, almost every person cannot bear one thump, in the heart was whispering, feared that Qin Fang said wanted to begin. 孔二等人听到秦方的话,几乎每个人都是忍不住一个咯噔,心里面都在嘀咕着,都怕秦方说要自己动手。 „Is a minor matter, serves a need to shout that hits to shout "kill"?” “不过是一点小事罢了,用得着喊打喊杀的吗？” The Qin Fang's response has actually stemmed from the anticipation of all people, unexpectedly an appearance of not caring, even also saying with a laugh, how many strings „is not roasts to eat? I roasted to them do not end......” 只是秦方的反应却是出乎了所有人的意料,居然一点不在意的样子,甚至还笑呵呵的说道,“不就是烤几串吃的吗？我给他们烤不就完了吗……” During the speeches, Qin Fang also really took several strings of Chicken Wings and squid string to place in the fire to roast, looked at his dedicated appearance, as if did not have the matter to care. 说话间,秦方还真的拿过了几串鸡翅、鱿鱼串放在火上烤了起来,看他那专注的样子,似乎丝毫没有将刚才的事情放在心上的。 Naturally, places nearby that pack of bills, he has not looked at one. 当然了,放在旁边的那一叠钞票,他也没有多看一眼的。 „Qin Fang......” “秦方……” Tang Feifei and the others are dumbfounded, does not understand how Qin Fang will have such response, as if completely changed person. 唐菲菲等人都是目瞪口呆,都搞不明白秦方怎么会有这样的反应的,似乎完全变了一个人似的。 Qin Fang has not actually given them the opens the mouth inquiry the opportunity, but wholly-absorbed is baking food. 只是秦方却没有给他们张口询问的机会,只是专心的烤制着食物。 „, Roasted, you taste......” “喏,烤好了,你们尝尝……” Shortly, several strings of Chicken Wings and squid string baked to complete, Qin Fang was very polite lowered these two, simultaneously said with a very temperate tone. 没多久,几串鸡翅和鱿鱼串就烤制完成了,秦方很是客气的低到了这两位的跟前,同时用一种非常温和的语气说道。 model/pattern Xian and week loosely also by one that Qin Fang such response does, does not want to understand that Qin Fang this is any meaning. 范贤和周风流也是被秦方这样的反应搞的一愣一愣的,也没有想明白秦方这到底是什么意思。 However in the hand has not actually been idling, as if received roasts Chicken Wings that subconsciously Qin Fang has handed over and roasts the squid string, and placed the mouth to eat directly. 但是手上却没有闲着,似乎是下意识的接过了秦方递过来的烤鸡翅和烤鱿鱼串,并且直接放在嘴里就吃了起来。 „Hiss...... Really delicious!” “嘶……真好吃！” The week loose this silly child is quite honest, after eating, immediately thought the flavor suitable delicacy, could not bear approve one immediately. 周风流这傻孩子还是比较老实的,吃下去之后,顿时觉得味道相当的美味,立即忍不住赞了一声的。 Although model/pattern Xian also thinks very delicious, but thinks this thing is own „love rival” concocts, in this heart was extremely immediately discontented, immediately has bumped the week loose body gently, hints him do not speak at a venture. 范贤虽然也觉得非常可口,但是一想到这东西是自己的“情敌”炮制出来的,他这心里面顿时就非常不满了,立即轻轻的碰了碰周风流的身子,示意他不要乱说话。 „Oh, good luck......” “唉,祝你们好运……” Saw that these two boys were tricked by oneself, unexpectedly takes food to eat, although on the Qin Fang's face does not have what expression, but in the heart actually can only pay silent tribute for three minutes for these two. 看到这两小子被自己忽悠住了,居然真的拿着食物就吃,秦方的脸上虽然没有什么表情,但是心里面却只能替这两位默哀三分钟了。 Do not look that he had baked many food a moment ago one time, but these do not have any issue, in his hand is taking these two strings are absolutely unedible. 别看他刚才一次性烤制了不少食物,但那些都是没有任何问题的,偏偏他手上拿着的这两串是绝对不能吃的。 Qin Fang is busy to the present, altogether has also baked such two variation food, finally now such entered in these two bad luck children's bellies. 秦方忙到现在,一共也就烤制了这么两个变异食物,结果现在就这么进了这两位倒霉孩子的肚子里了。 „What kind , is the flavor good?” “怎么样,味道不错吧？” In the heart has smiled to blossom, but in the Qin Fang surface actually probably is very the indifferent appearance, was also inquiring two feelings to these food, while also feared that they insufficiently ate, give back to them to stay behind much. 心里面已经笑开花了,可是秦方表面上却好像很是淡然的样子,一边还询问着两位对这些食物的感觉,一边还怕他们不够吃,还给他们留下了不少的。 „Insufficient words, that side also has, you can eat freely......” “不够的话,那边还有,你们可以尽管吃……” Naturally, to let others believes oneself have not prescribed medicine in food, food that Qin Fang also took part of baking has eaten. 当然了,为了让别人相信自己没有在食物里面下药,秦方自己也拿了一部分烤制的食物吃了起来。 Pū ~~ 噗~~ An incomparably long sound transmits, immediately makes all people stare, is almost subconscious looked in the direction that sound conveys. 一声无比悠长的响声传来,立即让所有人都是为之一愣,几乎是下意识的向着那个声音传来的方向看了过去。 Appearance that the discovery week loose complexion silly, as if also a little feels helpless. 就发现周风流脸色傻愣愣的,似乎也是有点不知所措的样子。 Pū ~~ 噗~~ However has only separated for more than ten seconds, smelly fart of week again loud sound has put loosely...... 但是只隔了大约十多秒的时间而已,周风流又再一次一个巨响的臭屁放了出来…… Pū ~ pū ~ pū ~ 噗~噗~噗~ Just, this is also only starts, almost every other more than ten seconds, week loose on being able not help is putting the smelly fart, even if he is clamping the buttocks vigorously, or simply is covering the buttocks, a use does not have, this fart probably is completely automatic as, automatically has drained to the time, prevents uselessly...... 只不过,这还只是开始而已,几乎每隔十多秒的时间,周风流就情不自禁的放着臭屁,即便是他极力夹着臀部,或是干脆捂着屁股,却一点用处也没有,这屁就好像是全自动似的,到时间就自动排泄了出来,怎么阻止都没用…… „Ha ~~” “哈哈哈~~” Such, made the surrounding many people unable to bear laugh wildly immediately, did not have the exception including Kong'er , Qu Yuancheng and Tang Feifei. 这样的一幕,顿时让周围很多人都是忍不住狂笑了起来,连孔二、曲元成、唐菲菲都没有例外。 Even even/including model/pattern Xian has been insisting such meeting, a little could not bear, wanted to laugh. 甚至连范贤在坚持了那么一会,也还是有点忍不住了,也想要发笑了。 „Virtuous elder brother...... Virtuous elder brother, you...... Urine pants......” “贤哥……贤哥,你……尿裤子了……” model/pattern Xian has not smiled with enough time, the week points at his pants to say loosely. 只是范贤还没有来得及笑出来,周风流就指着他的裤子说道。 All people slightly stare, then followed the direction that the week referred to loosely to look, discovered that on model/pattern Xian that value not poor pants really presented a big piece of wet trace, but the position impressively was the crotch section...... 所有人都是微微一愣,然后顺着周风流所指的方向看了过去,就发现范贤那价值不菲的裤子上果然出现了一大片的湿漉漉的痕迹,而位置赫然就是裆部…… Really urination pants! 真的尿裤子了！ model/pattern Xian such big person, unexpectedly urine pants under this big crowd of people, this, if in Hong Kong, absolutely immediately becomes the flash news that the dog young love to talk about, only feared that tomorrow will be 's many weekly and magazines can display the headline...... 范贤这么大的人,居然在这大庭广众之下尿裤子了,这要是在港岛的话,绝对立即成为狗仔们津津乐道的大新闻,只怕是明天很多周刊、杂志都会摆上头条的…… Luckily here is Nanshandao, the surroundings are the Hong Kong honored and popular character, but also is insufficient such Eight Trigram, but this scandal will be doomed becomes the giant laughingstock of upper circles of society...... 幸好这里是南山岛,周围都是港岛有头有脸的人物,还不至于这么八卦,只是这个丑事注定会成为上流社会的一个巨大的笑柄…… Sees the wet trace of crotch section, model/pattern Xian face was immediately green, is almost subconscious wish gets up like this, and has turned around. 一看到裆部的湿漉漉的痕迹,范贤的脸顿时就绿了,几乎是下意识的想要这样起来,并且转过身去。 „Virtuous elder brother, behind your buttocks also has......” “贤哥,你屁股后面也有……” But the week loosely is actually the very showing due respect for feelings, immediately was very the well-meaning reminder, originally behind model/pattern Xian buttocks was also wet...... 可是周风流却是非常的给面子,又立即很是善意的提醒了一下,原来范贤的屁股后面也是湿漉漉的…… ...... ……