NOPTS :: Volume #7 寂静之地狱老师

#426: Donor who the good intention does good deeds


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Japan believes in Buddhism and Shintoism, various well-known big temple big shrines are many, what are more is found in regional Mumei small temples and small shrines. 倭国信奉佛教与神道教,各种知名的大寺庙大神社非常多,但更多的还是遍布各地的无名小庙和小神社。 Some temples and shrines as small as only several room and 1-2 god officer monks, accepts by presenting of follower only does not go on living, usually also needs to go out to work to be able like the average person to maintain the livelihood. 有些庙宇和神社小到仅有几间房和1-2神官和尚,单靠信徒的奉纳根本活不下去,平时还需要像普通人一样外出打工才能维持生计。 " Child defends temple " is such mixes miserable temple the extremely. 「童守寺」就是这样一座混得极惨的庙宇。 Shoves open to have the vicissitudes history aura, was falls the paint serious worn-out wooden door actually, the pitiful yell that being out of gas doorpost sent out alarms inside one to clean the big monk in garden. 推开颇具沧桑历史气息,实则是掉漆严重的破旧木门,缺油门轴发出的惨叫惊动了里面一个正在打扫庭院的大和尚。 „Is this donor prays or makes the Buddhist ceremony?” “这位施主是祈福还是做法事?” The big monk was wild with joy, abandons a broom arrow step to rush to front of Luo Jie. 大和尚欣喜若狂,扔下扫帚一个箭步冲到了罗戒面前。 If did not look that almost extended on presenting accept Xiang to his face quickly, Luo Jie perhaps really must be moved by the enthusiasm of opposite party. 如果不看那几乎都快伸到他脸上的奉纳箱,罗戒恐怕真要被对方的热情感动了。 A coin tinkles, when throwing into of lang presents accept Xiang, in big monk that unlucky is a poor devil in disappointed look, Luo Jie comes straight to the point saying: Manages the Grandmaster, actually I am a collector, especially likes the religion class the holding. Hearing child Shousi is time-honored, the holding is numerous, whether to sell for below some?” 将一把硬币丁零当啷的扔进奉纳箱,在大和尚那“倒霉又是一个穷鬼”的失望眼神中,罗戒开门见山道:“主持大师,其实我是一名收藏爱好者,尤其喜欢宗教类的藏品。听闻童守寺历史悠久,藏品众多,可否出让给在下一些?” „? Originally the honored guest is the antique collector, loses the respect to lose the respect.” “哦?原来贵客是古董收藏家,失敬失敬。” Hearing Luo Jie is goes shopping, that big monk beams with joy immediately. 听闻罗戒是来买东西的,那大和尚立刻又眉开眼笑起来。 One of us know from the family affairs, in the warehouse in temple has some old things is not false, but mostly is some bottles of cans of trash, but also some simply are some tourist souvenirs. 自家人知道自家事,寺庙的仓库里有一些老物件不假,可大多都是些瓶瓶罐罐的垃圾,还有的干脆就是些旅游纪念品。 What valuable antique if really has, it is estimated that had sold out by the beforehand management, but can also pass to his hand? 要是真有什么值钱的古董,估计早就被以前的主持卖光了,还能一直传到他手里? Thereupon, Luo Jie in this child defends in the eyes of temple monk, immediately promotes as does not know where from hears the false news to catch up to visit to the fat sheep that he gives money. 于是乎,罗戒在这位童守寺和尚的眼中,立刻升级为不知从哪听到假消息赶着上门来给他送钱的肥羊。 Honored guest waits a bit, I urge to go faster come.” “贵客稍等,我去去就来。” Monk child Shousi is hanging the kind smile, attentive incomparable to Luo Jie one cup does not know how long cold tea but actually put, is raising the lower hem corner of frock and cassock, running speedily approached the backyard. 童守寺和尚挂着和蔼的笑容,殷勤无比的给罗戒倒了一杯不知放了多久的冷茶,提着僧袍和袈裟的衣角,一溜烟的跑向了后院。 Luo Jie carries the teacup to place under the nose to smell, the subconsciousness knits the brows, put the teacup. 罗戒端起茶杯放在鼻子下面闻了闻,下意识皱眉,又把茶杯放了回去。 In " Hell Teacher Nube » original works, this " child defends temple " is a very mysterious place. 在《地狱老师》的原著中,这个「童守寺」是个很神奇的地方。 Obviously is only the ruined temple that soon cannot open, but is actually hiding the innumerable strange items. 明明只是一间快要开不下去的破庙,可里面却藏着无数稀奇古怪的道具。 When each time in the temple goes hungry, that will manage the Grandmaster to dig up to pull out some broken jar rotten jars from the warehouse, will then sound very scary source to each type of thing casual secure one, will treat as the antique or the praying sacred object sells at the high price outward. 每次当寺里揭不开锅时,那主持大师就会从仓库里扒拉出一些破瓶子烂罐子,然后给每样东西随便安一个听上去很唬人的出处,当做古董或祈福圣物以高价向外出售。 Actually deceives. 其实就是行骗。 Thing overwhelming majority that although here sells are the counterfeit goods, but will also present such 1-2 real things occasionally. 尽管这里出售的东西绝大部分都是假货,可偶尔也会出现那么1-2真品。 Naturally, wanted to find these to mix the treasure in trash, must look at the moral behavior and luck. 当然,想要找到这些混在垃圾中的宝贝,就要看人品和运气了。 After dozen minutes, that big monk cheerful came back, in the hand is also raising the arrange/cloth package of travel bag size. 十几分钟后,那大和尚乐呵呵的回来了,手里还提着个旅行袋大小的布包裹。 Honored guest waited for a long time.” “贵客久等了。” The burden skin spreads out, inside revealed one pile is not possible the thing of description. 包袱皮摊开,里面露出了一堆不可描述之物。 Good, did not mean that this big monk brought one package of Ivy compact discs to come......, but was the system to prevent the player cheated, exerted the cognitive barrier for here all transaction. 好吧,并不是说这大和尚带了一包艾薇光盘过来……而是系统为了防止玩家作弊,为这里所有的交易品都施加了认知障碍。 Before completing transaction, anybody is unable through visual sense of hearing sense of touch and other senses, the accurate judgment the big or small contour color material quality of this thing, to only have one piece that can see is not possible to describe. 在没有完成交易之前,任何人都无法通过视觉听觉触觉等感官,准确的判断出这东西的大小外形颜色材质,能够看到的只有一片不可描述。 Manages the Grandmaster, what things is this? Can help me introduce?” Luo Jie probes the inquiry to say. “主持大师,这都是些什么东西?能帮我介绍一下吗?”罗戒试探着询问道。 The big monk does intentionally mysterious holding their palms together saying: Said: Was unspeakable, to be unspeakable. The donor looks, Buddhist doctrine tasteful is a reason character, along with the reason then, must demand not......” 大和尚故作神秘的双手合十道:“佛曰:不可说,不可说。施主还是自己看吧,佛法讲究的就是一个缘字,随缘即可,莫要强求……” Smiling of Luo Jie shows neither approval nor disapproval. 罗戒不置可否的笑了笑。 Really, the system is impossible to leave behind such obvious loophole...... 果然,系统不可能留下这么明显的漏洞呢…… It seems like only then used " exhaustion method " . 看来只有用「穷举法」了。 " Exhaustion method " , as the name suggests, does not make the choice, buys all things, increases the probability through the expanded range. 「穷举法」,顾名思义,就是根本不做挑选,把所有的东西都买下来,通过扩大范围去增加概率。 After all this is not the lottery ticket, has nearly infinite many combinations, " child defends temple " such big place, even if the holding are many, had several hundred still at the most, bought several always to draw a prize-winning ticket. 毕竟这又不是彩票,有近乎无穷多种组合,「童守寺」就这么大地方,就算藏品再多,有个几百件也顶天了,多买几件总有可能中奖。 Naturally, this type " exhaustion method " the premise has enough much money, otherwise can only the touching prize of little darling put together the moral behavior. 当然,这种「穷举法」的前提是有足够多的钱,否则就只能乖乖的摸奖拼人品。 So long as manages the price of Grandmaster to be appropriate, I thought that I and your holdings are predestined friends very much.” “只要主持大师的价格合适,我觉得我与您的这些藏品都很有缘。” The big monk was happy, at present this fat sheep...... Amitabha, is the donor who the good intention does good deeds, must these holding hold/container Yuan who he brings. 大和尚乐了,眼前这肥羊……阿弥陀佛,是好心行善的施主,显然是要把他拿来的这些藏品都包圆啊。 Happy also few seconds, he had a headache. 开心了还没几秒钟,他又头疼了。 The meaning in opposite party words is also very obvious, needing price be appropriate is good, to have a lion's share to ask an outrageous price, only feared that the opposite party will turn head then to walk directly. 对方话里的意思也很明显,必须要“价格合适”才行,如果狮子大开口漫天要价,只怕对方会直接扭头便走。 He may outsmart oneself, lifts a rock to drop it on one's own feet. 那他可就是弄巧成拙,搬起石头砸自己的脚了。 Here is ten things, the value is various, if the donor all wants, this poor monk on enduring suffering fixed-price- 2 million yuan!” “这里是十件东西,价值各不相同,施主若是全要,贫僧就忍痛一口价-200万円!” 1 million.” “100万。” Deal!” “成交!” Lying trough! 卧槽! Doesn't this big monk press the repertoire to play a card? Does asking an outrageous price of reaching an agreement render back the money? 这大和尚怎么不按套路出牌呢?说好的漫天要价就地还钱呢? Looks the miser appearance that the opposite party beams with joy, Luo Jie felt suddenly oneself were given the pit by this buddhist monk absolutely...... 看着对方眉开眼笑的守财奴模样,罗戒忽然觉得自己绝对被这秃驴给坑了…… Had the first transaction, this child defended the temple monk obviously the attitude goodwill to Luo Jie. 有了第一次的交易,这位童守寺和尚明显对罗戒的态度亲善了许多。 That cup of hot tea that carry newly are the best proof. 新端上来的那杯热茶就是最好的证明。 This time is ten, fixed-price 2 million yuan.” “这次还是十件,一口价200万円。” 500,000!” “50万!” 1.5 million!” “150万!” 800,000!” “80万!” Deal!” “成交!” After several times of crosscut saw -type probe, Luo Jie found out the bottom line of this Monk child Shousi repeatedly finally. 经过反复数次拉锯式的试探,罗戒终于摸清了这童守寺和尚的底线。 If the pack group buy, every ten lowest 800,000 yuan, if the single unit purchase, each 100,000 did not bargain. 如果是打包团购,每十件最低80万円,而如果是单件购买,每件10万不讲价。 After the one breath bought 40 holdings, before director starting out 3.2 million checks hold at present the belt-bag of this buddhist monk profiteer. 一口气买下了40件藏品后,之前理事长给开出的320万支票揣进了眼前这秃驴奸商的腰包。 Donor, or stays behind has the plain meal...... the holding of this temple also to have, waited to finish eating the food we to continue to appraise.” “施主,要不留下吃顿便饭吧……本寺的藏品还有很多,等吃完了饭我们继续品鉴。” Sees Luo Jie to have meaning that must walk, this big monk somewhat is unexpectedly reluctant to part. 罗戒有要走的意思,这大和尚居然有些恋恋不舍起来。 „, Arrives here today, I visit to manage the Grandmaster another day again.” “不了,今天就到这里吧,我改日再来拜会主持大师。” Luo Jie cloud poor business conditions light thinking of compels, only thought actually liver good pain- no wonder the previous generation player mentioned " child defends temple " to hate the root itchy, this special simply compared with domestic-made hand roaming also krypton gold/metal. 罗戒云淡风轻的装着逼,实则只觉得肝好痛-难怪前世玩家一提到「童守寺」都恨得牙根直痒痒,这特么简直比国产手游还氪金。 Monk child Shousi also understands obviously cannot be possible a sheep to weed out the wool the truth, holds their palms together to set out to see off Luo Jie. An indifferent air/Qi field of school of obtaining enlightenment eminent monk. 童守寺和尚显然也明白不能可着一只羊薅羊毛的道理,双手合十起身恭送罗戒。一派得道高僧的淡然气场。 In two people just arrived at the garden, open Buddhist monastery entered a young girl who wears the sailor suit froth sock. 就在两人刚走到庭院时,敞开的寺门处走进了一名穿着水手服泡泡袜的少女。 Well? The adoptive father, who does this let the fellow who the person looks is not feeling well is?” “咦?干爹,这让人看着就不爽的家伙是谁啊?” The young girls have an attractive black length to be straight, the stature appearance is also great, but on the face draws is being inappropriate this age the heavy powder, the mouth is chewing the chewing gum, typical rebel young girl appearance. 少女有着一头漂亮的黑长直,身材容貌也是一等一的,只是脸上画着不合适她这个年龄的浓妆,嘴里嚼着泡泡糖,典型的叛逆少女模样。 Eastern, can not be impolite! This Donor Ye Yan is the honored guest in this temple!” “东名,不得无礼!这位夜魇施主是本寺的贵客!” The adopted daughter who big monk for fear that this just recognized this big donor offending, quickly sank the face to shout angrily sternly, and gives the young girl to wink in secret unceasingly, the finger rubs to make the number money movement. 大和尚生怕自己这刚认的义女把这位大金主给得罪了,急忙沉下脸来厉声怒喝,并暗中不断给少女递眼色,手指搓动做数钱动作。 That high school girl understands immediately, sized up Luo Jie several curiously, suddenly mischievous makes faces to him, carries the book bag to run in the room. 那高中女孩立刻心领神会,好奇的打量了罗戒几眼,忽然调皮的向他扮了个鬼脸,拎起书包跑进了房间。 If the silk fabrics smooth black length moves with the skirt swayed of sailor suit about, youth of eyeful jump. 如绸缎般光滑的黑长直随着水手服的裙摆左右甩动,满眼跳跃的青春。
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