NOPTS :: Volume #7 寂静之地狱老师

#416: Crow soaring academy

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„It seems like this illusion subject " Hell Teacher Nube " , does not refer to «Hell Teacher Nube» this work completely, but makes all our players probably play the role of teacher.” Being balding fatty " wood " routine is combing that dreary hairstyle, looks the forced smile saying: „I before to become the player am a teacher, has not thought that must pick up the senior old profession.” “看来这次幻境主题的「地狱老师」,并不完全指的是《地狱老师》这部作品,而是让我们所有玩家都要扮演老师的角色。”谢顶胖子「木木」习惯性的梳理着那惨淡的发型,面露苦笑道:“我在成为玩家之前就是老师,没想到又要干回老本行了。” „Is the teacher? I am the high-school student......” " pink sweetheart " as if am somewhat worried. “当老师？我自己还是高中生呢……”「粉红甜心」似乎有些苦恼。 " Succulent Plant " was startled, mumbled low voice near the Luo Jie ear: „High-school student? I also think that her twenty years old...... the foreign little girls do grow early?” 「多肉植物」怔了一下,在罗戒耳边小声嘟囔道:“高中生？我还以为她二十几岁呢……外国妞都发育得这么早吗？” „Did you have a liking for her?” Smiling of Luo Jie thinks otherwise, „to this rank, adjusts the female player of appearance to be common with the tidying up item, was careful that her main body is Texas aunt of red neck bucket waist.” “你看上她了？”罗戒不以为然的笑了笑,“到这个级别,用整容道具调整过外貌的女性玩家非常常见,小心她的本体是红脖子水桶腰的德克萨斯大妈。” " Divine Radiance " also rare following made up a spear/gun, said: „That is also good, I had a teammate before, the 40-year-old Slav wrestler, one day sprouted up the fantasy to run to work as the woman, afterward saw again also made the young university student boyfriend......” 「神圣光辉」也少见的跟着补了一枪,道:“那还算是好的,我以前有个队友,40多岁的斯拉夫摔跤手,忽然有一天就突发奇想跑去当女人了,后来再看到的时候还交了个年轻大学生男朋友……” „Lying trough? Does the tidying up item return the variability?” " Succulent Plant " frightens the small heart and liver to kick. “卧槽？整容道具还能变性？”「多肉植物」吓得小心肝扑腾扑腾的。 „In " Chaotic Horse 1 / 2 » illusion, the place is called " incantation spring township " , not only can change the male to change the female at will, if interested in also to turn into the small creature......” “《乱马1/2》幻境中,有一个地方叫做「咒泉乡」,不但可以随意变男变女,如果有兴趣还可以变成小动物……” „Good, let alone, that I knew......” “好吧,别说了,那个我知道……” „How if doesn't go to into the duty to be able?” “如果不去入职会怎样？” What speech is a dark-skinned Thai player, before personally the code name of introduction was " Taha " , a name of gods it is said believed in personally. 说话的是一名皮肤黝黑的暹罗玩家,之前个人介绍的代号是「哈塔哈」,据说是个人信奉的一位神明的名字。 " Divine Radiance " quickly advises saying: „This friend, I did not suggest that you do that. The system arranged the entering duty of school for each of us, explained that this is one of the duty essential conditions......, moreover I have an intuition, in system prompt " ministrant " is very likely to exist, in we enter in the middle of the campus of duty.” 「神圣光辉」急忙劝阻道:“这位朋友,我不建议你这么做。系统为我们每个人都安排了学校的入职,就说明这是本场任务的必要条件之一……而且我有一种直觉,系统提示中的「协助者」极有可能就存在在我们入职的校园当中。” " Succulent Plant " inquiry looks to Luo Jie, Luo Jie nods to him, definitely " Divine Radiance " speculation. 「多肉植物」询问的看向罗戒,罗戒对他点点头,肯定了「神圣光辉」的推测。 The plot of illusion world can destroy, but cannot break the fundamental rule of lowest level the system sets, will otherwise wait for your is not the pleasant surprise of defeating the enemy by a surprise attack, but from breaking the hopeless situation of way out. 幻境世界的剧情可以破坏,但绝不能破坏系统定下的最底层的基本规则,否则等待你的绝不会是出奇制胜的惊喜,而是自断生路的绝境。 Gathers together again cannot study many information, after the players stay behind the respective telephone number, again dismisses immediately, goes to into the school in duty notice to continue to investigate the situation respectively. 再聚在一起也研究不出更多的信息,众玩家再留下各自的电话号码后便就地解散,各自前往入职通知上的学校继续探查情况。 Time line some of this illusion world early, the cell phone is also in renovates the function machine time, without electronic map type of convenient thing. 这个幻境世界的时间线有些偏早,手机还处于翻盖功能机时代,没有电子地图这种方便的东西。 Is good because of as the well-known tourist city, map type of thing finds at everywhere, " Succulent Plant " quick then bought the maps of three Kyoto in convenience store near an underground station. 好在作为知名旅游城市,地图这种东西随处可见,「多肉植物」很快便在地铁站附近的一家便利店中买到了三份京都市的地图。 „Thanks.” Luo Jie opens the map, simultaneously raised the head to " Divine Radiance " and " Succulent Plant " two people asks: „What you two enter the duty is which the school?” “谢谢。”罗戒打开地图,同时抬头向「神圣光辉」和「多肉植物」两人问道:“你们两个入职的是哪所学校？” " Divine Radiance " looked at one to enter the duty to inform, said: „Is called " Tanomachi Middle school " the junior middle school.” 「神圣光辉」看了一眼入职通知,说道:“是一所叫做「棚町中学」的初中。” " Succulent Plant " also said: „My is " total military college " , is the high school.” 「多肉植物」也说道:“我的是「总武高等学校」,是高中。” As before familiar-sounding, but cannot think. 依旧耳熟,但死活就是想不起来。 Luo Jie shakes the head, under on the bench of map shop in street park tree shade, three grown men gathers round the map to squat. 罗戒摇摇头,将地图铺在街边公园树荫下的长椅上,三个大男人围着地图蹲成一圈。 „Kyoto of this world for obviously our entering step duty conducts the demon to change, according to the truth should not have so many school in such small range.” “这个世界的京都市明显为了我们的进阶任务进行过魔改,按道理是不应该在这么小的范围内存在这么多所学校的。” Luo Jie with " Succulent Plant " the symbol pen that buys back from the convenience store, on the map the circle the beforehand players in these schools that mentioned one by one. 罗戒用「多肉植物」从便利店买回的记号笔,在地图上逐一圈起之前众玩家提到的那些学校。 „These school distributed unusual are scattered in disorder, and there is no rule, obviously system random distribution, no special meaning.” “这些学校分布的非常散乱,并没有什么规律可言,显然系统只是随机分配,没什么特殊含义。” „Main line duty in " flees from Tokyo " , we can regard as the strange class it the end escaping scene...... everyone are second-order senior, the end escapes needs to prepare anything, believes that does not need me to remind.” “主线任务的「逃离里东京市」,我们可以将其视作灵异类的末日逃生场景……大家都是二阶资深者,末日逃生都需要准备些什么,相信不需要我来提醒。” „This time, because is " zero beginning " suffix, difficulty unprecedented high, therefore the strength that best joint all as far as possible be able to unite.” “这次因为是「零始」后缀,难度空前之高,所以最好尽可能的联合一切可以联合的力量。” Luo Jie had/left " total military " in the map center point and " Tanomachi " and " eight light " the positions of three schools, said: The position that „I and " Succulent Plant " is quite near, arrives in in the world, can take care of mutually. " Divine Radiance " you are at " Tanomachi Middle school " with us not in a direction, perhaps this time can only depend on you yourself.” 罗戒在地图中点出了「总武」、「棚町」、「八光」三所学校的位置,说道:“我和「多肉植物」所在的位置比较近,在里世界到来时,可以互相有所照应。「神圣光辉」你所在的「棚町中学」与我们不在一个方向上,这次恐怕就只能靠你自己了。” „I am not a person.” " Divine Radiance " suddenly stuns the world, „we had cooperated together British player " iron hammer " also in this time going up steps duty, stood in my side the woman of that golden long hair a moment ago.” “我不是一个人。”「神圣光辉」忽然语出惊人,“我们曾经一起合作过的英国玩家「铁锤」也在这次的升阶任务之中,就是刚才站在我身边的那个金色长发的女人。” „? Is that seems like the chest fierce light ripe female?” " Succulent Plant " said surprised. “啊？就是那个看上去很胸猛的轻熟女？”「多肉植物」吃惊道。 Luo Jie somewhat is also surprised, as a result of a long time by the black robe cover body of special outward appearance, this " iron hammer " , but few people have seen its true colors, because obviously the equipment item of this illusion is forbid, caused she extremely rare exposition the true body. 罗戒也有些惊讶,由于长期以特殊外观的黑袍罩身,这个「铁锤」可是很少有人见过其真面目的,显然因为这次幻境的装备道具禁用,使她极为罕见的暴露了真身。 Really in exactly the same as rumor, although is not the beautiful woman, has virtuous wife makings, with her dark evil aura " devil summon master " occupation does not build simply completely. 果然和传言中的一模一样,虽算不上美女,却别有一番贤淑的人妻气质,和她那黑暗邪气的「恶魔召唤师」职业简直完全不搭。 „How you know that she is " iron hammer " ?” Flaw in Luo Jie keen detection words to " Divine Radiance " . “你怎么知道她是「铁锤」的？”罗戒敏锐的察觉到「神圣光辉」话语中的破绽。 " Divine Radiance " on that handsome face shows wipes to taste the smile, said easely: „That time leaves after " The Cabin in the Woods » illusion, we in the eurozone market accidentally/surprisingly meet, then drank one cup together......” 「神圣光辉」那英俊的脸上露出一抹回味般的微笑,悠然道:“那次从《林中小屋》幻境离开后,我们在欧洲区市场意外遇到,然后一起喝了一杯……” „Good, following was needless saying that I understood......” " Succulent Plant " an envying envy of face to hate, „the life of capitalism really degenerated too decayed......” “好吧,后面的就不用说了,我懂……”「多肉植物」一脸的羡慕嫉妒恨,“资本主义的生活实在是太堕落太腐朽了……” Luo Jie receives the map to clap saying: „Ok, do not pull uselessly these, went to into the duty while the time early quickly.” 罗戒收起地图拍拍手道:“好了,别扯这些没用的了,趁着时间还早赶快去入职吧。” ...... …… The comparison map transferred two public transportation, inquired several passers-by, finally caught up before 9 : 00 am found entered in the duty book to mention " Hachimitsu Private Academy " . 对照地图换乘了两趟公交车,又询问了几名路人,终于赶在上午 9 点之前找到了入职书上提到「私立八光学园」。 Stemming from the habit that for many years player profession has formed, Luo Jie has not directly entered the campus, but sought a relatively higher field of vision in the surroundings, overall roughly observes this school. 出于多年来玩家生涯养成的习惯,罗戒没有直接进入校园,而是在周围寻了一个相对较高的视野,整体上大致观察一下这所学校。 Looking from the outside, this " Hachimitsu Private Academy " and no specially special place, the comprehensive classroom building and h dormitory constitution of subject construction „mouth” font by one. 从外表来看,这座「私立八光学园」并没有什么特别特殊的地方,主题建筑由一栋“口”字型的综合教学楼和一栋h型的宿舍楼构成。 Before the classroom building, is to have the square in fountain and modeling green space, with dormitory relative one side by the stadium and swimming pool that the wire netting railing spheres, the edge also somewhat seems like the small house in junks warehouse. 教学楼前是带有喷水池与造型绿地的广场,与宿舍楼相对的一侧是以金属网围栏围住的体育场和游泳池,边缘还有些似乎是杂物仓库的小房子。 Although the entire campus seems like the condition is quite good, does not know anything, actually a everywhere close feeling and depression. 虽说整座校园看上去条件相当不错,可不知什么,却给人一种无处不在的封闭感和压抑感。 What is strangest, here Arbor are obviously many, actually almost cannot see other birds , only then some black crows that in the sky soars. 最奇怪的是,明明这里树木很多,却几乎看不到其他的鸟类,天空中飞翔的只有一些黑色的乌鸦。
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