Chapter 886 sacrilegist 第886章渎神者 „That can...... help me untie the string?” The smile of some gods is stiff, shows good will to Luo Jie by the look crazily, „, if by other gods is known I was bundled on the bed am dividing the thigh readout tora, others will become the entire god laughingstock......” “那个……能帮我解开绳子吗？”某神明的笑容僵硬,以眼神向罗戒疯狂示好,“如果被其他众神知道我是被人捆在床上劈着大腿宣读神谕,人家会成为整个神界的笑柄的……” Well? This request...... seemingly has the feasibility very much. 咦？这个请求……貌似很有可操作性啊。 An opposite party such saying, Luo Jie on the contrary anxiously the solution string, not towing a chair to sit in the tail block. 对方这么一说,罗戒反倒是不急着去解绳子了,拖了一把椅子坐在床尾。 Un, is faces the bedhead, the scenery best position. 嗯,就是面向床头,风景最好的位置。 „I do not want to listen to what tora, troubles you to leave, without allowing to enter me...... the body of fiancee, making me feel that oneself seemed like the reincarnation thunder cliff.” “我不想听什么神谕,麻烦你离开,未经允许就进入我……未婚妻的身体,让我感觉自己好像转生雷霆崖了。” Luo Jie spoke thoughtlessly to " Li Lulu " settled „fiancee” the status, with the aim of taking action with just reasons. 罗戒随口给「莉露露」安了个“未婚妻”的身份,以便师出有名。 „? Where is the thunder cliff?” Some gods try hard to recall fruitless, winks the big eye to sell to sprout/moe saying: „Borrows one after next, if did not read out the tora, I want to walk cannot get away......, if because of psychological cleanliness/mysophobia, you can definitely feel relieved, I am symbolizing the goddess of pure water, not these dreadful old men and greasy middle-aged putting on weight uncle.” “呃？雷霆崖是什么地方？”某神明努力回想无果,眨着大眼睛卖萌道:“只是借用一下下,而且如果不宣读完神谕,我想走也走不了……如果是因为心理洁癖的话,你完全可以放心,我是象征着纯洁的水之女神,绝不是那些猥琐的老头子和油腻的中年发福大叔。” „? Didn't read out the tora unable to return to get back one's composure?” “哦？不宣读完神谕就无法返回神界么？” Luo Jie wants to seize the chance to take advantage, suddenly realized that the opposite party as if let slip a very serious information. 罗戒本想趁机敲个竹杠,忽然意识到对方似乎说漏了一个很不得了的信息。 „Yes, although the gods, we must look at the work achievements......? Why can you take off the clothes?” “是呀,虽说是神明,我们也是要看工作业绩的……咦？你为什么要脱衣服？” Eyeful panic-stricken looks the man who at present this approaches step by step, in some goddess heart raises an ominous premonition, hurried to come a round of big prediction technique to oneself- lying trough! The old ladies must have the disaster of blood light today! 满眼惊恐的看着眼前这步步逼近的男人,某女神心中升起一种不祥的预感,赶紧给自己来了一发大预言术-卧槽！老娘今天要有血光之灾！ „Wait, I thought that we can discuss......” “等等,我觉得我们可以谈一谈……” „Has nothing to discuss.” Luo Jie occupying a commanding position faint smile, fierce snake-shaped shadow mapping on some goddess that pale face, „, since you are not willing to leave the body of my fiancee, I club randomly you!” “没什么好谈的。”罗戒居高临下似笑非笑,狰狞的蛇形黑影映射在某女神那惨白的脸上,“既然你不肯离开我未婚妻的身体,我就把你乱棍打出去！” „Yeah? You cannot like this! Lord God your bastard old man you deceives me! You did not say that this world of mortals has no danger-!” “哎？你不能这样！主神你个混蛋老头你骗我！你不是说这次下界没有任何危险吗-啊！” Some goddess hurt the expression package. 某女神疼成了表情包。 ...... …… 【You blasphemed the gods, obtains title " sacrilegist " .】 【你亵渎了神明,获得称号「渎神者」。】 【You received the curse of goddess of water.】 【你受到了水之女神的诅咒。】 【The curse failure, the goddess of water encountered the curse to backlash, fell to have the skill randomly.】 【诅咒失败,水之女神遭到了诅咒反噬,随机掉落一项自身拥有技能。】 【You obtained skill " flower-and-bird love affair " .】 【你获得了技能「花鸟风月」。】 Luo Jie: „......” 罗戒:“……” 【Flower-and-bird love affair】 Came out, who if he cannot guess correctly to lie down in the fellow who on the bed is showing the whites of the eyes to twitch again is, his hair estimate must turn blue. 【花鸟风月】都出来了,他要是再猜不出躺在床上翻着白眼抽搐的家伙是谁,他的头发估计就要变成蓝色的了。 No wonder the expression package of pitiful yell looked familiar a moment ago finally...... 难怪刚才最后惨叫的表情包那么眼熟…… Ok, first has a look at the title and skill that just obtained. 算了,先看看刚刚得到的称号和技能吧。 【Sacrilegist】 【渎神者】 Type: Title 类型:称号 Effect: In any has in the gods Matoba scenery, will not receive care and divine protection of holy ghost, but will actually enjoy the favor and affection of demon god. 效果:在任何拥有神明的场景中,不会受到圣神的眷顾与加护,但却会倍受魔神的青睐与喜爱。 【Flower-and-bird love affair】 【花鸟风月】 Type: Magic 类型:魔术 Quality: F ( Belarus ) 品质:F(白) Rank: LV.1 等级:LV.1 Effect: Uses the fan to spray water baseless, and supplements the rainbow effect, is broadly well-respected as the banquet technique of active atmosphere. 效果:使用扇子凭空喷水,并附带彩虹效果,作为活跃气氛的宴会技广受好评。 Synopsis: MDZZ. 简介:MDZZ。 Good, disregards that to have the scary name to play the role of the clown actually 【Flower-and-bird love affair】, Luo Jie this time main objective has at least succeeded in obtaining- title 【Sacrilegist】. 好吧,无视掉那有着唬人名字实则是扮小丑的【花鸟风月】,至少罗戒这次的主要目标已经到手-称号【渎神者】。 Perhaps some people are very difficult to understand, why he must deliberately plan takes such a title that has the obviously negative effect. 或许有人很难理解,他为什么要处心积虑的去拿这样一个带有明显负面效果的称号。 The reason is actually very simple- stands in line. 理由其实很简单-站队。 The rule of illusion world, in having the world of gods, no one can drift away beyond the range that the gods have jurisdiction over. 幻境世界的规则,在拥有神明的世界中,没有任何人可以游离于神明管辖的范围之外。 Or the asylum in the holy ghost, either shelters in Moshen. 要么庇护于圣神,要么庇护于魔神。 Naturally, wants to obtain so-called „god family”, did not mean that letter/believes taught to pray to pray has. 当然,想得到所谓的“神眷”,并不是说信个教祈个祷就有了。 When like going to school is not every student can obtain the attention of teacher, the gods do not have that energy to stare at everyone, most people were praying „X gods aid”, it actually finally entire life obtains also only then „X gods flicker”. 就像上学时不是每个学生都能得到老师的关注,神明也没那个精力去盯着每一个人,绝大多数人祈祷着“X神护佑”,实则终其一生得到的也只有“X神忽悠”。 Will want to repose temporary emerging in gods with it, gives would rather from the beginning a side makes the profound impression. 与其将希望寄托于神明的一时兴起,倒不如一开始就给其中一方留下深刻的印象。 For example title " sacrilegist " . 比如说称号「渎神者」。 Why as for chooses an demon god side, rather than a holy ghost side, naturally is because the demon god little elder sister is quite cool quite in a big way...... cracks a joke. 至于为什么选择魔神一方,而不是圣神一方,当然是因为魔神小姐姐比较清凉比较大……开玩笑的。 Mainly is because " sacrilegist " is only then makes a move to have the title that to the holy ghost, finishing, but the demon god is the synonym that degenerates cruelly, no matter how makes a move is also far blasphemes. 主要是因为「渎神者」是只有对圣神出手才会有的称号,毕而魔神本身便是残暴堕落的代名词,不管怎么出手也谈不上亵渎。 But both sides a total of title is " murders god " , although this title effect the powerful, actually also means that does not die continuous, Luo Jie has not planned to play temporarily that in a big way. 而双方共有的称号是「弑神者」,这个称号效果虽然更强力,却也意味着不死不休,罗戒暂时还不打算玩那么大。 „This world by the regiment destruction of steel, the young bastard will soon be saved the world quickly-!” “这个世界即将被钢铁的军团毁灭,年轻的混蛋啊赶快去拯救世界-！” The bed goddess on water does not know when has regained consciousness high-speed, bring the weeping voice talkatively to singer reads the tora fast, changed to a white light to return to god. 床上的水之女神不知何时已经苏醒,带着哭腔以饶舌歌手般的高速飞快念完神谕,化作一道白光回归了神界。 Immediately, blonde greatly ominous elf " Li Lulu " also the spooky awaking revolutions, mystified looks is sitting is turning away from her Luo Jie in the bedside. 随即,金发大凶精灵「莉露露」也幽幽醒转,一脸迷惑的望着坐在床边背对着她的罗戒。 „Did Mr. Ye Yan, what have a moment ago? My a little impression, actually recorded probably faintly is not quite clear.” “夜魇先生,刚才发生了什么？我好像隐隐有点印象,却又记不太清了。” „It‘s nothing, you just took possession mental handicap, I have helped you do drove out the ceremony.” Luo Jie smiles, unties to tie up " Li Lulu " the rope of four limbs, helped her put on the clothes very much intimately. “没什么,你刚刚被智障附体,我已经帮你做了驱除仪式。”罗戒笑了笑,解开捆绑着「莉露露」四肢的绳索,很贴心的帮她披上了衣服。 „...... Mental handicap is some virulent curse? I felt that the head is murky, whole body being able to make an effort air/Qi.” “哦……智障是某种恶毒的诅咒么？我感觉脑袋还是昏昏沉沉的,全身使不上力气。” „Possibly is residual mental handicap has not driven out cleanly, waits to come back I to help you drive out again one time.” “可能是残留的智障没驱除干净吧,等回头我再帮你驱除一次。” ...... …… As " Dolph " the death news of marquis comes, the desperate guard abandons the weapon surrender one after another, the feudal lord mansion castle formally announced that changes the flag to change thought. 随着「芬道夫」侯爵的死讯传来,绝望的卫兵陆续扔下武器投降,领主府城堡正式宣布改旗易帜。 The weaponry fired off, but the troublesome aftermath just started. 仗是打完了,但麻烦的善后工作才刚刚开始。 The aristocrat territory is not the bandit nest, did not say that you will kill the eldest child, hand underlings unconditional lowering the head will do obeisance. 贵族领地不是土匪窝,不是说你干掉了老大,手底下人就会无条件的纳头就拜。 In fact, when the result of this fight after hands down spreads rapidly, entire Dolph leads once to fall into the middle of the huge panic. 事实上,当这场战斗的结果经过口口相传迅速扩散后,整个芬道夫领一度陷入了巨大的恐慌当中。 Was worried that was captured feudal lord mansion the aristocrats of unclear influence settlement, is almost tied down by care of one's family to escape other collars to seek asylum at the same night, the big merchants who are unable to put down the industry hired more guards and adventurers, guards against the confusion and disasters of war that can possibly have momentarily with trepidation. 担心被攻下领主府的不明势力清算的贵族们,几乎是连夜拖家带口逃去其他领避难,无法放下产业的大商人们雇佣了更多的护卫和冒险者,提心吊胆的防备着随时可能会出现的混乱和兵灾。 Managed the courtlings in place almost to run most probably, the government affairs in territory are almost in a paralyzed state, the public security in each cities no one has maintained, beating , smashing and looting and other quantities of bad criminal rapidly increase. 原本管理着地方的小官员们差不多跑了大半,领地内的政务几乎完全处于瘫痪状态,各个城镇的治安已无人维持,打砸抢等恶性犯罪的数量急剧增加。 Only by the player and Erlykin village person, wants to control such big domain definitely unable to achieve rapidly. 仅靠玩家和艾尔姆村这点人,想迅速控制住这么大地盘肯定是做不到的。 Therefore after a discussion, Luo Jie and the others decided a radish big stick, first ordered the aristocrat and official who to them these complied in public but opposed in private kills a head people billowing , the firing line promoted one batch to guard the basic unit unsuccessful petty official year to year, was leads this colossus difficult revolution Dolph reluctantly. 于是经过一番讨论,罗戒等人决定一手萝卜一手大棒,先把那些对他们命令阳奉阴违的贵族和官员杀了个人头滚滚,又火线提拔了一批常年驻守基层不得志的小吏,勉强算是将芬道夫领这个庞然大物艰难的运转起来了。 Gives the devil his due, the method that this high pressure administers is very cheap, moreover no end of trouble for the future, but does not have a better way at present, must first support the rack. 平心而论,这种高压治政的手段很粗劣,而且后患无穷,但眼下也没有更好的办法,总得先将架子撑起来。 How god knows after the original works that seven good fortune kids solve gets rid of the feudal lord, maintaining social stability problem, felt like everyone to accept the new feudal lord's rule naturally, completely not plot and plotting from original vested interest group. 天知道原著中那七个福禄娃是怎么解决干掉领主后维稳问题的,感觉好像所有人都理所当然的接受了新领主的统治,完全没有来自原既得利益集团的阴谋和暗算。 Because there is magic unscientific existence, this world high-level information transmission speed is fast, Dolph gets by the news that the unclear influence attacks and occupies, then passed to imperial capital a thousand-mile away in just several days. 由于有魔法这种不科学的存在,这个世界高层的信息传递速度非常快,芬道夫领被不明势力攻占的消息,在短短的几天内便传到了远在千里之外的帝都。 Whether or not likes that only knowing gold tooth fatty marquis who dallies with the woman, the high-level aristocrats in imperial capital are impossible to tolerate this type their faces according to the rebelling behavior that the ground rubs, immediately was ordered by neighboring " Buchwald got " and " Acher Ryder leads " to set out the army, by having „cleanliness/mysophobia Duke” name " Oslo Ell Gustave " duke commanded, jointly encircled to attack and occupy " Dolph got " the rebel army. 无论是否喜欢那个只知道玩女人的金牙胖子侯爵,帝都的高层贵族们都不可能容忍这种将他们的面子按在地上摩擦的反叛行为,当即下令由邻近的「布赫瓦尔德领」和「阿克莱德领」出动军队,由有着“洁癖公”之称的「奥斯陆・艾尔・古斯塔夫」公爵统领,联合围剿攻占了「芬道夫领」的叛军。 The dark clouds of war cover " Dolph led " the sky again. 战争的阴云再次笼罩了「芬道夫领」的上空。 ?? Today puts to oneself slightly false, leading the child to go out to take a stroll, the renewal is a little few, excuses me.( Behind has painted eggshell) ??今天给自己放个小假,带孩子出去溜达溜达,更新有点少,见谅。(后面有彩蛋) ? ? ???? ???? ( This chapter ends) (本章完)