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Chapter 601 cries noisily two three 第601章一哭二闹三 Tenshu, original Kawasaki mansion. 天守阁脚下,原川崎家大宅。 On the window corner and wall inlay are steaming the lead ball that the steam gun projects massively, on the blue stone floor tile find at everywhere already the flood black bloodstain, the worker who several hire temporarily is making the service and cleaning anxiously, is restoring to the original condition in this luxurious mansion little. 窗棱与墙壁上嵌着大量蒸汽枪射出的铅弹,青石地砖上随处可见已经泛黑的血迹,几名临时雇来的工人正紧张的做着维修与清扫,一点点恢复着这座豪华大宅的原貌。 „Is this so-called mansion? The kennel of our family/home compares this Q100 time.” Flaming Cactus unrestrained/no trace of politeness is making the appraisal. “这就是所谓的豪宅?我们家的狗窝都比这个强100倍。”火红仙人掌毫不客气的做着品评。 Succulent Plant is digging the ear, helpless spread started saying: Endures the young lady, Japan since the ancient times is the small country widowed people, no matter what is shrinks the version...... several hundred farmers carries the bamboo pole of sharpening to be the elite army, you also counted on that in a wealthy villager family/home can have the lodging environment of five-star hotel?” 多肉植物挖着耳朵,无奈的摊了一下手道:“忍忍吧大小姐,倭国自古以来就是小国寡民,不管什么都是缩水版的……几百农民端着削尖的竹竿都能算是精锐大军,你还指望一个土财主家里能有五星级酒店的住宿环境吗?” Is listening to two people as always in bickers in the back, Luo Jie smiled, has turned away saying: We could live in a long time here, after improving the lodging environment should also be...... and other workers withdraw, I make " Scheherazade " summon Genie, transforms the room, except for not having WIFI and toilet, other reach the modern society standard should not be difficult.” 听着两人在一如既往的在背后斗嘴,罗戒笑了,转过脸道:“我们可能要在这里住很长一段时间,改善一下住宿环境也是应该的……等工人都撤走以后,我让「山鲁佐德」召唤神灯精灵,把房间里面改造一下,除了没有WIFI和冲水马桶,其他达到现代社会标准应该不难。” Although absolutely does not have the combat capability, but has saying that- your Heroic Spirit " Scheherazade " also is really easy-to-use...” “虽然完全没有战斗能力,但不得不说-你的英灵山鲁佐德」还真是好用。。。” Flaming Cactus sighed, although obtains Heroic Spirit summon, in the storage space also had can be the catalyst much the item, but after all only then an opportunity, she never dares to bet. 火红仙人掌叹了口气,虽然早已得到了英灵召唤阵,储物空间中也有不少可以作为触媒的道具,可毕竟只有一次机会,她始终不敢去赌。 Yes, easy-to-use in various significances.” Succulent Plant winks to say. “是啊,各种意义上的好用。”多肉植物挤眉弄眼道。 Your men are really disgusting.” The Flaming Cactus whole face shuts out, chatted the woman on the directly soaring next three groups, probably will not play the Chinese zither zither | Jean not to speak.” “你们男人真恶心。”火红仙人掌满脸嫌弃,“一聊到女人就直奔下三路,好像不弹瑟琴就不会说话了似的。” Your women pursue all day like the bean changing the husband, to be nobler than how many us? We discussed that the woman at least also stays on the mouth, you are real gold/metal silver really pound outward......” “你们女人整天追爱豆换老公,难道就比我们高贵多少吗?我们谈女人至少还只是停留在嘴上,你们可是实打实的真金白银往外砸……” Succulent Plant is ready to fight, has the stance of fiercely competing and successfully competing, however Flaming Cactus is only skilled showing the whites of the eyes, makes his weak fought with the fists in the air. 多肉植物摩拳擦掌,颇有愈战愈勇的架势,然而火红仙人掌只是熟练的翻了个白眼,就让他无力的一拳打在了空气上。 Arrives at the rear garden, looks all around does not have others again, Flaming Cactus proposed suppressed very long question: Ye Yan, I have not understood your operation- you massacre Kawasaki such meaningless background board role, what has directly to relate with our task objects?” 来到后方的庭院,环顾四周再无他人,火红仙人掌提出了憋了很久的疑问:“夜魇,我还是没有看懂你的操作-你杀掉川崎这么个毫无意义的背景板角色,与我们的任务目标有什么直接关系吗?” Naturally has the relations.” Luo Jie is staring at the eye of Flaming Cactus, the faint smile question: I had said before, wants to attract " Amatori Biba " to look for us on own initiative, must first become his personal enemy- you thought that " " what Amatori Biba attaches great importance is what?” “当然有关系。”罗戒盯着火红仙人掌的眼睛,似笑非笑的反问道:“我之前说过,想吸引「天鸟美马」来主动找我们,就要先成为他的仇人-你觉得「天鸟美马」最重视的是什么?” After Flaming Cactus slightly makes the thinking, probes to reply: Murders the father and destruction " Kongokaku " ?” 火红仙人掌略作思索后试探着回答道:“弑父和毁灭「金刚郭」?” BOSS in «Koutetsujou» original works " Amatori Biba " is very patho character. 甲铁城》原著中的BOSS「天鸟美马」是个很悲情的人物。 As him who general's son was born, not only has the prominent family background, the heaven was the favor gave his handsome looks, the remarkable military force and splendid series ping ability. 作为将军之子出生的他,不但拥有显赫的家世,上天更是恩宠般的给予了他英俊的姿容、卓越的武力和出色的统乒才能。 However is such a should become the man of time lead, actually because of the battle of war party and conservative faction, but as was abandoned the child by the own father, deceived the battlefield actually to cut off all depot support, 400,000 army complete destruction. 然而就是这样一个本该成为时代主角的男人,却因为主战派与保守派的争斗,而被亲身父亲作为了弃子,骗去战场却断绝了一切后方支援,以至于四十万大军全部覆灭。 The small age then encountered him of betrayal, since then powerhouse will then survive took the only life creed, uses his strong battle efficiency and charisma, called a group of similarly powerful companion and gentleman ping, the hypocrisy and Kabane battles, is conspiring actually the strength of borrowing Kabane approached own father to report the enmity of initial betrayal. 小小年纪便遭到了背叛的他,从此便将“强者生存”作为了唯一的人生信条,利用其自身的强大战斗力与人格魅力,召集了一批同样强大同伴与士乒,假意与卡巴内作战,实则密谋着借用卡巴内的力量向自己的父亲报当初的背叛之仇。 Right, but the pattern was too small, " Amatori Biba " the revenge pattern is much bigger- he not only need destroy " Kongokaku " , must destroy entire Japan.” “对,但是格局太小了,「天鸟美马」的复仇格局可是要大得多-他不仅要毁灭「金刚郭」,更是要毁灭掉整个倭国。” This pattern is actually not big, I also think that he must destroy the whole world.” “这格局其实也不大,我还以为他要毁灭整个世界呢。” Succulent Plant is squatting like street to the beautiful woman whistle young hooligan on a stone stool, the mouth holds in the mouth a green bristlegrass convention to complain. 多肉植物如同街边对着美女吹口哨的小流氓般蹲在一个石凳上,嘴里叼着一根狗尾草惯例吐槽。 Was " scarlet feather day entire " does not dare to say the destruction world, let alone was only " Amatori Biba " .” The Flaming Cactus speaking thoughtlessly resentment multi- meat, as if realized anything suddenly, said suddenly: Your meaning is, the matter that so long as we handle will hinder him to destroy Japan, will he certainly come to remove us on own initiative? But...... you get rid of a wealthy villager in little Yicheng, can prevent " Amatori Biba " to destroy Japan?” “就是「赤羽天全」也不敢说毁灭世界,更何况只是「天鸟美马」。”火红仙人掌随口怼了多肉一句,忽然似乎意识到了什么,恍然道:“你的意思是,只要我们所做的事情会阻碍到他毁灭倭国,他就一定会主动上门来除掉我们?可……你干掉一个小驿城的土财主,就能阻止「天鸟美马」毁灭倭国了吗?” How these two matters want does not seem able to link. 这两件事怎么想似乎都无法联系在一起。 Massacres a wealthy villager naturally unable to prevent Amatori Biba purely " " , but this is actually the first step that destroys him to plan.” “单纯杀掉一个土财主当然无法阻止「天鸟美马」,但这却是破坏他计划的第一步。” Luo Jie just, retinues who kept from Kawasaki ran at this point suddenly flustered. 罗戒刚说到这里,忽然一名从川崎家留下来的仆从慌慌张张的跑进来。 Master,...... is not good! Outside came a woman!” “老爷,不……不好了!外面又来了一个女人!” Woman?” Before took over Kawasaki industry the matter is Flaming Cactus has been doing, during Luo Jie does not know, matter. “女人?”之前接手川崎家产业的事一直都是火红仙人掌在做,罗戒并不知道期间发生的事情。 Is one pile that the original that wealthy villager leaves behind waits on the concubine, the children who because according to the law they and they have do not enjoy the property right of inheritance, they are unwilling the day of civilians, almost must beckoning with the hand that daily comes such a......” Flaming Cactus to think otherwise, hints that retinue to draw back , to continue saying: „To ask for money also to understand, but the technique too hackneyed stuff, cried each time noisily two in three-” “就是原来那个土财主留下的一堆侍妾,因为按法律她们和她们所生的子女不享有财产继承权,她们又不甘心去过平民的日子,几乎天天都要来上这么一出……”火红仙人掌不以为然的摆摆手,示意那仆从退下,继续道:“想要钱也可以理解,但手法就太老套了,每次都是一哭二闹三上-” Long-drawn-out inferior (Asia)?” Succulent Plant interrupted complaining of Flaming Cactus accurately. “悠亚?”多肉植物准确截断了火红仙人掌的吐槽。 Flaming Cactus carries " two " who assumes an air of self approbation to follow on the heels to pound, said angrily: Brings your dog to hurry to roll! Later is short in the flat and thin piece that my surface premise that 2-3 individuals can develop!” 火红仙人掌一把拎起摇头晃脑跟在后面的「二哈」砸过去,气鼓鼓道:“带着你的狗赶紧滚!以后少在我面前提那种2-3个人就能演完的片子!” Ok, no joking, we went to the entrance to have a look, really not good sent them on everyone to a sum of money, otherwise was so always noisy to us then in " Aragane Station " the reputation was not good.” “行了,别闹了,我们去门口看看吧,实在不行就每人给一笔钱打发了她们,不然总这么闹对我们接下来在「显金驿」的名声不好。” During the speeches, three people arrived at the entrance under leading the way of retinue. 说话间,三人在仆从的引路下来到了大门口。 However what lets some Luo Jie knowing whether to laugh or cry, so-called woman is not these of Kawasaki waits on the concubine, side ponytail young girl "Kajika" that but does not see long time. 不过让罗戒有些哭笑不得的是,所谓的“女人”并不是川崎家的那些侍妾,而是多日不见的侧马尾少女「鳅」 Dorado, did you come? Comes in quickly.” “鳅,你怎么来了?快进来吧。” No matter this time illusion world in the original works, Luo Jie sends out the virtuous young girls of maternal aura to have the favorable impression to this whole body very much. 不管是在原著中还是这次的幻境世界,罗戒对这个浑身散发着母性气息的贤惠少女都是很有好感的。 "Kajika" actually subconscious in the future will hide hiding, the tone somewhat said flurriedly: „Before night mister...... you, walks hurriedly, but also left behind the lots, I am ask when you come back to take.” 「鳅」却下意识的往后躲了躲,语气有些慌乱道:“夜先生……你们之前走得匆忙,还留下了很多东西,我就是来问问你们什么时候回来取。” Sees the "Kajika" unconsciousness petty action, Luo Jie understands immediately was both sides status disparity at this moment frightens this young girl. 看到「鳅」的无意识小动作,罗戒立刻明白是双方此刻的身份差距吓到这个少女了。 Japan of this time, rank between civilian and wealthy and powerful family, opposite of my Qing dynasty was stern, if not for both sides had after a period of time communication, "Kajika" even must kneel to speak with him at this moment. 这个时代的倭国,平民与豪族之间的等级,比海对面的“我大清”还要森严,若不是双方有过一段时间的来往,「鳅」此刻甚至是要跪下来与他说话的。 Luo Jie being just about makes "Kajika" not cautious, the man but who at this moment, a warrior dresses up leads one group of robust male servants, the appearance of threatening in the lane entrance. 罗戒正要让「鳅」别那么拘谨,可就在这时,一名武士打扮的男子带着一群虎背熊腰的家丁,气势汹汹的出现在了巷口。 Probably looks for trouble?” The hugging arm that Succulent Plant not cares is digging the ear, so long as cannot see that blindly this group of person purposes in coming are bad. “好像是来找麻烦的?”多肉植物毫不在意的抱臂挖着耳朵,只要不瞎都能看出这伙人来意不善。 Luo Jie cannot help but sneers secretly, he knows " Aragane Station " these wealthy and powerful families will not be willing looks a new influence rises in own domain, these people are give him either demonstration of authority, either is the robber to steal openly simply. 罗戒不由得暗暗冷笑,他就知道「显金驿」的那些豪族不会那么心甘情愿的看着一个新势力在自己的地盘上崛起,这些人要么是来给他个下马威,要么干脆就是来做强盗明抢的。 „The multi- meat, put the dog, sent these people.” “多肉,放狗,把这些人打发了。” Un? Can use Automaton?” Succulent Plant is surprised the different way. “嗯?可以使用机巧人偶了吗?”多肉植物诧异道。 Since enters " Aragane Station " , Luo Jie forbids them to expose " Doll causes " the status before the person. 自从进入「显金驿」,罗戒都是禁止他们在人前暴露出「人偶使」的身份的。 Right, should take has attained, is the time revealed our teeth- does not make them know that what oneself face is anything, they will not lose heart.” “对,该拿的已经拿到了,是时候亮出我们的牙齿了-不让他们知道自己面对的是什么,他们是不会死心的。” Good!” “好嘞!” Has only been able to pretend the average person, Succulent Plant had thought that is suppressing dry air/Qi, now has the sandbag that delivers, he naturally cannot easily let up such rare oppressive vegetable/dish opportunity. 一直只能装作普通人,多肉植物早就觉得心里憋着一股燥气,如今有送上门来的沙袋,他自然不会轻易放过这么难得的虐菜机会。 Even if " two " the body establishment favors the detection is rather than the fight department, but to previous group of even charm no average people, the advantage as before is steamroll. 哪怕「二哈」的机体设置倾向于侦查系而不是战斗系,但对上一群连魔力都没有的普通人,优势依旧是碾压性的。 Ou Gasang, help! Has the monster!” “欧噶桑,救命啊!有怪物!” Automaton " two " the comparing favorably with grown lion, where saw bringing smile face the male servants of flatter firewood to see this large-scale wild animal, was then hit to fall down at the scene a big piece by left rush right. 机巧人偶「二哈」的个头比得上成年雄狮,见惯了自带微笑脸的阿柴的家丁们哪见过这种大型野兽,当场便被左冲右撞扑倒了一大片。 The courage that the remaining people even meet head-on directly does not have, to abandon the hitting blade and rib that one pile of lengths vary is bad, was screaming panic-stricken scatters in all directions to flee, the appearance of tumbling wished one could the parents to be many giving birth to two legs initially. 剩下的人更是连正面迎战的勇气都没有,扔下一堆长短不一的打刀和肋差,惊恐尖叫着四散奔逃,连滚带爬的模样恨不得爹妈当初多给生出两条腿来。 Monster...... monster!” “妖……妖怪!” That leading warrior actually some courage, although the tooth giggle trembles, the leg probably shakes shakes chaff, but as before hysteric was shouting draws a sword, but the tears tears simultaneous/uniform flow appearance looks like on the execution grounds simply. 那名带头的武士倒是有些勇气,尽管牙齿咯咯打颤,腿抖得好像筛糠,可依旧歇斯底里的大喊着拔刀冲上来,只是泪涕齐流的模样简直就像是上刑场。 Succulent Plant just wants to order " two " to break the blade of that warrior with the wind blade, Luo Jie puts out a hand to hold down his shoulder: Withdraw Doll, this person gives me.” 多肉植物正想命令「二哈」用风刃打断那武士的刀,罗戒伸手按住他的肩膀:“把人偶撤回来,这个人交给我。” During speeches, fully two high big swords of baseless float in Luo Jie behind, six is dragging the orange red light tail lasing like the large-scale throwing knife that the wing launches, moves bright dense/woods cold radiance around that warrior. 说话间,一柄足有两人高的大剑凭空悬浮于罗戒的身后,六把如羽翼般展开的大型飞刀拖着橙红色的光尾激射而出,围绕着那武士旋转出一道道明亮森寒的光华。 several breaths six sharp blade flying upside down to return, breaking that sprinkles thick fallingly sends with the cloth strip , a whole body was blown man expression stiff standing of none in same place, suddenly loudly calling out of grief and indignation breaks the blade to prick in the abdomen the half in hand. 数息间六把利刃倒飞而回,纷纷扬扬洒落的断发与布条之中,一名全身被刮得精光的男人表情僵硬的站在原地,忽然悲愤的大叫一声将手中的半截断刀刺入腹中。 Hears the news the bystander who gathers to come as if not to have many people to care about frigid one that warrior commits hara-kiri, everyone's vision float that big six small flying swords was attracted in Luo Jie behind. 闻讯聚集而来的围观者似乎没有多少人在意那武士切腹的惨烈一幕,所有人的目光都被悬浮在罗戒身后那一大六小的飞剑所吸引。 The civilians who lack the experience also treat as the unusual happening this, but mixes major wealthy and powerful family informer each complexions in crowd to be pallid, the flustered drilling crowd, ran back the home to report to their back lords. Is " Doll causes " . 缺少见识的平民也只是将这一幕当做奇事来看,而混在人群中的各大豪族眼线则各个的脸色煞白,慌里慌张的钻出人群,跑回家向他们背后的主子报告去了。是「人偶使」。 They cannot think, this halfway kills the magnificence Country Marine trader that seizes the food from their mouth, unexpectedly is also hiding such fearful identity. 他们怎么也想不到,这半路杀出从他们口中夺食的华国海商,居然还隐藏着这么可怕的身份。 Looks at ground that motionless light pig male, Succulent Plant face regrettable sighing. 看着地上那一动不动的光猪男,多肉植物一脸遗憾的叹了口气。 This person dies the hoodlum, originally had not planned that wants him to assign/life.” “这人死得光棍,本来也没打算要他命的。” Flaming Cactus knits the brows: He also dies has a value, at least successful nausea to me.” 火红仙人掌皱眉道:“他死得也不是没有一点价值,至少成功的恶心到我了。” Here gives the guards in city.” Luo Jie jogged one from behind also "Kajika" that has not recovered from the shock, enters the room, the dorado, I happen to have the matter to look for you.” “这里就交给城中的卫队吧。”罗戒从后面轻推了一把还没有从震惊中回过神来的「鳅」,“进屋吧,鳅,我正好有事找你。” Originally today should have 5000 characters above, but the child does not know that what stimulant hit, unexpectedly unprecedented in the afternoon has not taken an afternoon nap from hi one in the afternoon, boiled me...... other, what to cry two noisy three, was the stem that online looked like, I do not know that what was the flat and thin piece that 2-3 individuals can develop, un, was the crosstalk elects? 本来今天应该有5000字以上的,但小娃不知打了什么兴奋剂,居然破天荒的下午没睡午觉自嗨了一下午,熬死我了……另外,一哭二闹三什么的,就是网上看来的梗,我才不知道什么是2-3个人就能演完的片子呢,嗯,是相声选吗? ( This chapter ends) (本章完)
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