NOMIM :: Volume #4

#328: Again leaving the mountain customs


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When the snipe and clam grapple , the fisherman profits, but the harem civil strife, Lin Yun were also many a slim chance of survival. 鹬蚌相争渔翁得利,而后宫内乱,林云也就多了一线生机。 Not only has the vitality, he can also act in a self-serving manner. 不仅仅是有生机,他还可以为所欲为。 Little Hua / little flower, you will not feel, the man and woman hug in the same place, really sleeps?” 小花啊,你不会觉得,男人和女人抱在一起,就真的只是睡觉吧?” The Lin Yun sound becomes somewhat evil, Fairy Maiden Hua then thinks that Lin Yun is actually a dangerous person, she looks like herself to deliver the vegetable/dish to visit. 林云的声音变得有些邪恶,花仙子这才想到林云其实是个危险份子,她就像是自己送菜上门的。 Snort, you cannot take off my clothes, I also feared that you are inadequate?” “哼,你又脱不掉我的衣服,我还怕你不成?” Lin Yun: „......” 林云:“……” Only small Fairy Maiden Hua, dares to provoke me? 区区一个小花仙子,也敢挑衅我? Does not know that you have heard scratching an itch in the boot?” “不知道你有没有听说过隔靴搔痒?” You really think that didn't take off the clothes I to take you not to have idea? 你真以为不脱衣服我就拿你没辙了么? I will make you take off/escape the clothes on own initiative. 我会让你主动把衣服脱了。 Fairy Maiden Hua: „......” 花仙子:“……” Lin Yu: „......” 林玉:“……” Dongfang Hongyue: „......” 东方红月:“……” I thought that I must go out to rescue Little Hua / little flower, she is very probably painful.” “我觉得我要出去救救小花,她好像很痛苦。” Lin Yu passes message with Dongfang Hongyue said. 林玉东方红月传音说道。 Actually her where is thought that Fairy Maiden Hua is very painful, clearly does not want to listen to Fairy Maiden Hua again with the sound that Lin Yun kids around. 其实她哪里是觉得花仙子很痛苦,分明是不想再听着花仙子林云嬉闹的声音。 Dongfang Hongyue simply is also typical: Said right, since any case everyone came, that no one want to laugh at anyone.” 东方红月也干脆地道:“说得没错,反正大家既然都来了,那就谁也别想笑话谁。” Two people formed the united front unexpectedly, just prepared to come out, actually sees Fairy Maiden Hua extremely to make fun, shoves open Lin Yun, swayed back and forth to hide under the bed. 两人竟然结成了统一战线,刚准备出来,却见花仙子不堪捉弄,推开林云,一个打滚就躲到了床底下。 You bully the person, I did not hug to you.” “你欺负人,我不给你抱了。” Fairy Maiden Hua is charmingly angry was saying, Lin Yu and Dongfang Hongyue face dumbfounded. 花仙子娇嗔着说道,林玉东方红月一脸懵逼 This...... 啊这…… Oneself go out can be said as the ambush, was caught by Fairy Maiden Hua, this little was awkward. 自己出去可以说是埋伏,被花仙子抓到了,这就有点尴尬了。 Moreover, their two found that Fairy Maiden Hua also arrived under the bed, the subconsciousness thinks that was Bai Jiaojiao comes. 而且,她们两个发现花仙子也到了床底下,下意识以为是白娇娇过来了。 Why you can here!” “你们为什么会在这里!” Fairy Maiden Hua shocks at the scene. 花仙子当场震惊。 Lin Yun: „......” 林云:“……” Ended, my wave had an accident. 完了,我浪出事了。 Bai Jiaojiao, saves me quickly! 白娇娇呢,快来救我! Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao. 说曹操,曹操就到。 Bai Jiaojiao also and other midnight. 白娇娇也是在等半夜。 So-called going on night patrol causes, is always insufficient the greater part of the night also goes on night patrol! 所谓的巡夜使,总不至于大半夜的还巡夜吧! They cannot think absolutely my small white dragon can one not rest in the evening, to steal food! 她们绝对想不到我小白龙可以一晚上不睡,就为了偷吃! Almost thought that the time arrived, Bai Jiaojiao also arrived at the Lin Yun room, she has not knocked on a door, pushes the door to enter directly. 差不多觉得时机到了,白娇娇也来到了林云的房间,她没有敲门,直接推门而入。 Comes, then smelled the fragrances of various women. 一进来,便闻到了各种女人的香味。 Because everyone has, she thought actually possibly is the fragrance that before left behind has not diverged. 因为每个人都有,她倒是觉得可能是之前留下的香味没有散去。 Under the bed three people displayed respectively collected the breath method, Bai Jiaojiao do not have to opening divine thought bored are scanning everywhere, only looked at Lin Yun on the bed, then stuck grinningly. 床底下三人都各自施展了敛息法门,白娇娇也没无聊到开着神念到处扫描,只看林云在床上,便笑嘻嘻地黏了过去。 „Have you been waiting for me?” “你是不是一直在等我呀?” Saw that Lin Yun has not rested, Bai Jiaojiao said very much delightedly. 看到林云没睡,白娇娇很欢喜地说道。 Yes.” “是呀是呀。” Lin Yun is very indeed excited. 林云的确很激动。 If you come a meeting again late, under the bed three people estimated that can give the minute/share me. 你要是再晚来一会,床底下的三个人估计能把我给分了。 Their three attach great importance to face-saving, does not dare become visible in front of Bai Jiaojiao. 她们三个都要面子,不敢在白娇娇面前现形。 Bai Jiaojiao sees the Lin Yun such exciting appearance, smiles charmingly, said: You are so anxious today, why usually to put on airs, I know that you are like me on own initiative.” 白娇娇林云这么兴奋的样子,妩媚一笑,道:“你今天这么猴急,平时又何必那么装模做样,我就知道你是喜欢我主动一点。” How Bai Jiaojiao remembers two people is sincere, where can not know that Lin Yun is also a young bastard, but, she is not repugnant. 白娇娇想起两人是怎么推心置腹的,哪能不知道林云也是个小坏蛋,不过,她并不讨厌。 How can, actually I like acting with constraint.” “怎么会,其实我还是喜欢矜持一点的。” On the Lin Yun mouth said does not want, the body is very honest. 林云嘴上说不要,身体却很诚实。 my god, front came three people to provoke his respectively, each time when wanted real swords and spears, suddenly because of outside factor truce, only then Fairy Maiden Hua escaped on own initiative. 好家伙,前面来了三个人分别撩拨了他一回,每次都在要真刀真枪的时候,忽然因为场外因素停战,只有花仙子是主动逃跑了。 That small tsundere, had the day to eat her sooner or later! 那个小傲娇,迟早有天要吃了她! Bai Jiaojiao snorts contemptuously to the view of acting with constraint, says with a smile: „Does acting with constraint that you said put on airs like that three people?” 白娇娇对矜持的说法嗤之以鼻,笑道:“你说的矜持就是像那三个人一样装模作样吗?” Lin Yun: „......” 林云:“……” That three people who you mentioned by name are listening under the bed...... 你点名的那三个人正在床底下听着呢…… Their three do not snatch the man, but said embarrassed directly, might as well like me simple, or everyone rests together, or we divide according to the day, person of a day, always feels better everyone unable to eat, right!” “她们三个不都是要抢男人嘛,但都不好意思直接说,还不如像我这样干脆,要不大家一起睡,要不咱们按日子分,一人一天,总好过大家都吃不到,对吧!” Lin Yun: „......” 林云:“……” Although I felt right that you said that but I do not dare saying that you are right. 我虽然觉得你说的对,但是我不敢说你对。 If the harem members look like Bai Jiaojiao to be common, what worried that the harem is outmoded? 假如后宫成员都像白娇娇一般,何愁后宫不兴? Bai Jiaojiao continues to spit the mortise: Actually I have wanted to look for you, however comes out met by chance their three, they said that is comes out to go on night patrol, snort/hum, when I am silly, clearly wants to run away to look for you secretly. You said that if they just around looks for you one after another, has not stolen food behind to come the person, can that be very interesting?” 白娇娇继续吐槽道:“其实我早就想要来找你了,但是出来的时候偶遇了她们三个,她们都说是出来巡夜的,哼,当我傻呢,分明就是想偷偷跑来找你。诶,你说要是他们刚好前后陆续来找你,还没偷吃到后面又来人了,那会不会很有趣?” Lin Yun: „......” 林云:“……” Let alone, that three were lying under the bed. 别说了,那三个在床底下趴着呢。 Their three cannot.” “她们三个不会的。” Lin Yun is comforting Bai Jiaojiao, is actually comforting under the bed three people. 林云安抚着白娇娇,其实是安抚着床底下三个人。 Do not come out, coming out words you by the Bai Jiaojiao joke. 别出来啊,出来的话你们会被白娇娇笑话的。 This is better, Elder Brother Yun, we conduct a sincere exchange!” “这样更好,云哥哥,我们来进行一番推心置腹的交流吧!” „, You called my brother......” “呃,你怎么也叫我哥哥……” You do not like others calling your Elder Brother, called your Elder Brother, you were probably more excited......” “你不是喜欢别人叫你哥哥嘛,叫你哥哥,你好像更兴奋……” Bai Jiaojiao is a being annoying small seductress/evil spirit, she used the skills to provoke Lin Yun, the predecessor was the snake, her waist was flexible pliable but hard to break. 白娇娇是个磨人的小妖精,她使出了浑身解数撩拨林云,前身是蛇,她的腰肢非常灵活柔韧。 Looks at this stance, or may call it to ride the posture of forest. 看这架势,或可称之为骑林之姿。 Under the bed three people, are listening to the above sound, being mad is a tooth is itchy. 床底下的三人,听着上面的动静,气得都是一阵牙痒。 Too the humiliation, they actually under the bed, are listening to Lin Yun and other woman are intimate, actually does not dare to go out. 太屈辱了,她们竟然在床底下,听着林云和别的女人亲热,却不敢出去。 This is the wife violates at present! 这是妻目前犯啊! The prairie, snow girl looks at body to bloom the fluorescent azure snake, is worried about Bai Jiaojiao. 草原,雪女看着身上绽放着荧光的青蛇,不由担心起白娇娇来。 Bai Jiaojiao this walks, passed was long, does not know that she how, Lin Yun also how, two people did have the convergence...... 白娇娇这一走,也过去了蛮久了,也不知道她怎么样了,林云又怎么样了,两人有没有汇合…… snow girl actually does not know, the degree that two people converge is a little thorough. 雪女却是不知,两人汇合的程度有点深入。 At this time, can seize the deceitful person under the bed, no one can disturb their...... 此时,可以捉奸的人在床下,没有人会来打扰他们的吧…… Fairy Maiden Hua first cannot repress, more listens more air/Qi, thinks before , she Lin Yun makes fun, Lin Yu and Dongfang Hongyue are also listening, even more feels ashamed, she one gave to raise the bedboard angrily flies. 花仙子最先按捺不住,越听越气,想到之前她被林云捉弄的时候,林玉东方红月也是这么听着的,越发觉得羞耻,她愤怒地一把把床板都给掀飞了。 Bai Jiaojiao, my eyes saw that you want to steal food, really not as I expected!” 白娇娇,我一眼就看出你想偷吃,果然没有出乎我的预料!” Sees that Dongfang Hongyue and Lin Yu also stand, righteousness with stern words typical: „, We have ambushed here!” 见状,东方红月林玉也站出来,义正严词地道:“没想到吧,我们早就在这里埋伏了!” Right, we are ambushing, moreover we can testify mutually, we are not steal food! 没错,我们是在埋伏,而且我们可以互相作证,我们不是来偷吃的! When three people form an interest group, conceals for the opposite party mutually, shows no external differences, that should also be. 当三个人形成一个利益团体,互相为对方隐瞒,一致对外,那也是应该的。 The Bai Jiaojiao entire dragon was silly. 白娇娇整个龙傻了。 my god, these person wrong behaviors? 好家伙,这些人都不当人的吗? Unexpectedly also ambushes deeply? 居然还埋伏得这么深? Don't oneself eat cannot others eat? 自己不吃也不许别人吃? Snort, how do I steal food? I steal food depending on the skill!” “哼,我偷吃又怎么样?我凭本事偷吃的!” Bai Jiaojiao not only has not let loose Lin Yun, on the contrary hugs was tighter. 白娇娇非但没有放开林云,反倒抱的更紧了。 Fairy Maiden Hua was angry, draws a sword to cut. 花仙子大怒,拔刀砍了过去。 You let loose him to me!” “你给我放开他!” Does not put!” “就不放!” Bai Jiaojiao the dragon, is powerful, hit with Bai Jiaojiao at the scene. 白娇娇已经化龙,实力强大,当场就跟白娇娇打了起来。 Dongfang Hongyue has not meddled the meaning of trying to break up a fight completely, arranged formation actually conveniently, blocked the fluctuation of fight. 东方红月完全没有插手拉架的意思,倒是随手布置了一个阵法,封锁了战斗的波动。 Lin Yu is the referee in the one side, spoke to urge: Point, do not injure friendly.” 林玉则是在一旁当裁判,出言劝道:“点到为止,不要伤了和气。” Lin Yun: „......” 林云:“……” Hadn't I by four person night assaults, been eaten especially finally to me? 特么我被四个人夜袭,到最后我一个人都没吃到? bullshit? 坑爹呢? Do not hit again, I felt how a person divides for day, do not struggle.” “你们不要再打了,我觉得,一人分一天怎么样,别争了。” Fairy Maiden Hua and Bai Jiaojiao stopped the hand, a Bai Jiaojiao face joyful said/tunnel: I feel.” 花仙子白娇娇停住了手,白娇娇一脸欣喜地道:“我觉得可以。” Another three people actually went forward to hold on Bai Jiaojiao together, shamed is staring Lin Yun angry: Gave up any idea of!” 另外三人却是一同上前拉住了白娇娇,羞恼地瞪着林云:“休想!” The three people united unites efforts, pulled out Bai Jiaojiao. 三人同心协力,将白娇娇拉出去了。 The long night extending endlessly, only the spear/gun acts as companion. 长夜漫漫,唯枪作伴。 Lin Yun takes up skillfully changes, played a loneliness. 林云拿起巧变,耍了个寂寞。 More wants the more air/Qi, how I to be able not to eat, looks that the delicacy of mouth flew away, Lin Yun that air/Qi! 越想就越气,我怎么能一个都没吃到呢,看着嘴边的美味就这么飞走了,林云那个气啊! Very good, since you are not willing to separate, that looked that I make you rest a bed quilt!” “很好,既然你们不愿意分开,那就看我让你们睡一床被子!” Lin Yun looked at a been split up bedboard, went out of the room silently. 林云看了一眼已经四分五裂的床板,默默走出了房间。 Also had not said that only then others can the night assault, he also be able the night assault! 也没说只有别人可以夜袭,他也可以夜袭的嘛! Soon, in Room Dongfang Hongyue, Dongfang Hongyue heard seeking help of Lin Yun. 不多时,在东方红月内,东方红月听到了林云的求助。 Master, my bed went bad, can make me stay for temporary lodging an evening?” 师父,我的床坏了,能让我借住一晚吗?” A night, passed by. 一夜,就这么过去了。 Next day, Dongfang Hongyue gets up is very early, replaced the class of alioth and polygonatum odoratum to the top. 次日,东方红月起的很早,到城头接替了玉衡和玉竹的班。 The polygonatum odoratum sees Dongfang Hongyue to have a ruddy complexion, among the facial features brings liking, asked: What good deed eastern did Fellow Daoist Fang come across?” 玉竹见东方红月面色红润,眉眼间带着欢喜,不由问道:“东方道友是遇到了什么好事么?” After some time being together, they are symmetric by the fellow daoist, can conduct some not to involve the exchange of secret. 经过一段时间的相处,她们都是以道友相称,也能进行一些不涉及隐秘的交流。 Dongfang Hongyue hear of polygonatum odoratum inquired, on the face is slightly shy, later said: Last night cultivation base slightly made the breakthrough, broke tribulation of the fate.” 东方红月听玉竹询问,脸上略显羞涩,随后才道:“昨夜修为略有突破,也打破了一道宿命之劫。” This is the truth. 此乃真话。 Her cultivation base indeed broke through, the day soul that in obeying orders star recaptures congealed. 她的修为的确是突破了,从命星中夺回的天魂又凝实了许多。 Moreover, she also breaks the fate that is unable to turn over/to stand up. 而且,她还打破了无法翻身的宿命。 Snort, only counter disciple, wants to suppress her? 哼,区区一个逆徒,也想压得住她? Because the mood is quite joyful, therefore she relieved a garrison early. 因为心情比较愉悦,所以她早早地来换防了。 Another side, snow girl is also early morning leads the person to challenge the enemy to battle. 另一边,雪女也是一大早就带人叫阵。 The dragon blood of azure snake had absorbed completely, but from the evolution is Flood Dragon, but also misses very far road. 青蛇的龙血已经完全吸纳了,但距离进化为蛟龙,还差很远的路。 It is not all snakes can the dragon blood of awakening within the body, the evolution be the flood dragon, the savings of azure snake originally almost, such as Bai Jiaojiao attains the dragon blood to melt the dragon, but the azure snake attained dragon blood only to melt the flood dragon. 不是所有的蛇都能觉醒体内的龙血,进化为蛟,青蛇的积蓄本就差一点,如白娇娇拿到龙血可以化龙,而青蛇拿到龙血就只能化蛟了。 But this also harvested enormously, at least, from flood dragon to dragon, near one step. 但这也是极大的收获了,至少,从蛟到龙,又近了一步。 Dongfang Hongyue, a day of time had passed, fast hands over A'Yun!” 东方红月,一天之期已经过去了,速速将阿云交出来!” Mood also very good Dongfang Hongyue saw snow girl, the whole person is not immediately good. 原本心情还很好的东方红月一看到雪女,顿时整个人都不好了。 The girls, why can't you intelligent? Did not say you were deceived very much easily? 姑娘,你为什么不能聪明一点?不是都说了你很容易被骗吗? I urged you to see clearly the fact, Lin Yun was my here person! 我劝你看清事实,林云是我这边的人! Is thinking, actually sees the city next unrest, originally was Bai Jiaojiao actually brings Lin Yun to break through, left Shanhai Pass. 正这么想着,却见城下一片骚乱,原来是白娇娇竟然带着林云突围,离开了山海关。 fuck! 卧槽 The Dongfang Hongyue face was green. 东方红月脸都绿了。 Your this counter disciple, is really incorrigibly wicked to snow girl! 你这逆徒,果然是对雪女贼心不死! By the Lin Yun present strength, can with a top warrior dogfight, not say is defeated, but will not lose absolutely. 林云现在的实力,都可以跟一个顶尖勇士缠斗,不说打败,但绝对不会输。 In addition Bai Jiaojiao, can definitely not need to go again, when planted agent, finally Lin Yun. 再加上白娇娇,完全可以不需要再去当卧底,结果林云还是去了。 What he is thinking, isn't this clear? 他在想什么,这不是一目了然吗? That is snow girl so really attractive? 雪女真就那么漂亮? However trivial sixth! 不过区区第六而已!
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