MR :: Volume #2

#190: Society my Thigh Elder Brother


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Zhang Wei and that named playing Elder Brother Hu of live broadcast in the to rub frame, nearby young personal servant takes the cell phone to come the live broadcast. 张伟和那个叫玩直播的虎哥正在撸架,旁边的小跟班拿着手机来现场直播。 Fiery that they hit, among the live broadcasts in actually brushed the screen instantaneously. 他们打的火热,直播间里却瞬间刷屏了。 Elder Brother Hu refuels, digs up his pants, I want to look at the big buttocks of Zhang Wei.” 虎哥加油,扒他裤子,我想看张伟的大屁股。” Elder Brother Hu 6 turned, others live broadcast explores, his live broadcast does the bases, is really exciting.” 虎哥六翻了,别人直播探险,他直播搞基,真刺激。” Anchor is really aggressive, numb numb asked why I bring the earphone to watch the live broadcast, had not said that hits to enjoy ten salvia cocineas to ask to buckle the fart fart.” “主播真生猛,麻麻问我为什么带着耳机看直播,没说的,打赏十朵小红花求扣屁屁。” Zhang Wei must admit defeat, is he calling Thigh Elder Brother, Thigh Elder Brother in?” 张伟要认输了,他在呼叫腿哥,腿哥在么?” Behind big wave brushes the screen: Thigh Elder Brother in? Saves this pitiful child ~! 后面一大波刷屏:腿哥在么?救救这可怜孩子~! Yang Jian as if looked that abnormal same looks their two individuals sways back and forth on the ground, if not the person of understanding he felt that tries to break up a fight is a very ashamed matter, but looked that Zhang Wei this falls in the leeward appearance, no matter is not good. 杨间仿佛看变态一样看着他们两个人在地上打滚,如果不是认识的人他感觉拉架都是一件非常羞耻的事情,不过看张伟这落于下风的样子,不管也不行。 Thigh Elder Brother help, quick help.” Zhang Wei pain called: This fellow catches my bird.” 腿哥帮忙,快帮忙。”张伟痛的嗷嗷叫:“这家伙抓我的鸟。” Yang Jian walked ; You also grasp his.” 杨间走了过来;“你也抓他的啊。” I grasped, cannot catch.” Zhang Wei said. “我抓了,抓不到。”张伟道。 Among the live broadcasts in heard this saying to explode. 直播间里听到这话又炸了。 Haha, not being able to catch, is the Elder Brother Hu bird small?” “哈哈,抓不到,虎哥鸟小?” I won Zhang Wei, actually lost the dignity of man.” “我打赢了张伟,却输了男人的尊严。” Too attacked the person, this is suddenly/violently to strike injures.” “太打击了人了,这是暴击伤害。” Yang Jian came up to try to break up a fight at this time, pulled open and Zhang Wei with great difficulty closely hugs in same place Elder Brother Hu: Was almost good, you may not blame me to bully you this way.” 杨间这个时候上去拉架,好不容易拉开了和张伟紧紧抱在一起的虎哥:“差不多就行了,你再这样下去可就别怪我欺负你了。” Wants minding others' business of your his mother? Goes away to the father, I must kill this son of a bitch, dares to kick my bird with the foot, I fought you.” After pulling open, Elder Brother Hu shoved open Yang Jian, was red Yang Jian to throw. “要你他娘的多管闲事?给老子滚开,我一定要打死这个狗东西,敢用脚踢我的鸟,我跟你拼了。”拉开之后,虎哥推开了杨间,红着杨间又扑了上去。 Who makes your fellow pat me to defecate, but also in the web cast, this matter I have not ended with you, Thigh Elder Brother, we on, abandoned this fellow together.” “谁让你这家伙拍我拉屎,还在网上直播了,这事情我也和你没完,腿哥,我们一起上,废了这个家伙。” Zhang Wei quickly crawled, stands in a Yang Jian side fearless appearance. 张伟急忙爬了起来,站在杨间的身边一副天不怕地不怕的样子。 Who feared who?” “谁怕谁呢?” The Elder Brother Hu temperament, about looked, dismantled a heavy/thick old wooden club on nearby worn out farm tool, then to cell phone say/way: Old iron, without the problem, looked that today Elder Brother Hu selects two, beats severely two dogs, today Elder Brother Hu places here the words, kneels not to rub to them begs for mercy does not go out of this house absolutely.” 虎哥脾气上来了,左右看了看,在旁边废旧的农具上拆下了一根厚重的老木棍,然后对着手机道:“老铁,没毛病,看今天虎哥一挑二,痛打两条狗,今天虎哥把话放在这里,不撸到他们跪地求饶绝对不走出这房子。” Thigh Elder Brother? two individuals, looks today I break drawing back of your Thigh Elder Brother.” 腿哥是吧?两个人是吧,今天看我把你这腿哥的退都打断。” „, This person opens hangs, with weapon.” Zhang Wei has a scare, hurried about looks, anything had not actually found. “靠,这人开挂,拿兵器了。”张伟吓了一跳,急忙左右找了找,却什么东西都没有找到。 Pulled out two grass on the ground, flung on the booklet. 只是在地上拔了两根草,一甩就折了。 Friend, this was excessive, this matter is you are not right, your live broadcast patted not to apologize the buttocks of Zhang Wei even if, fought also profits, although was the hand that Zhang Wei moved, but how I felt you still to us a confession, where otherwise did my face toward put?” “朋友,这就过分了,这事情是你不对了,你直播把张伟的屁股都拍进去了不道歉也就算了,打架还占了便宜,虽然是张伟动的手,但我觉得你怎么样也得给我们一个交代,不然我的面子往哪搁?” Yang Jian earnest saying: If you must continue to begin, I may not do right by.” 杨间认真的说道:“如果你还要继续动手的话,那我可就对不住了。” I do not do right by your entire family.” “我对不住你全家。” Elder Brother Hu curses one, takes the stick to call toward Yang Jian body. 虎哥大骂一声,拿着棍子就往杨间身上招呼过来。 Thigh Elder Brother looked your, he had the weapon, I did not have, I may be unable to add on your anything, should not be impolite, greeted, I refueled to you in behind.” 腿哥看你的了,他有兵器,我没有,我可帮不上你什么,你别客气,往死里招呼,我在后面给你加油。” Zhang Wei that before also fought side-by-side will draw back all of a sudden in the future several steps, hidden distant. 之前还并肩作战的张伟一下子往后退了好几步,躲的远远的。 Yang Jian looks at the Zhang Wei face one black, which this was helped by oneself, clearly came to fight for him by oneself. 杨间看着张伟脸一黑,这哪是让自己来帮忙的,分明是让自己来替他打架的。 Really does not have means ~! 真没办法~! Bang ~!” “砰~!” Without thinks, next quarter he fished out a pistol, lifts the hand to Elder Brother Hu hand in that wooden club is being a spear/gun, as the sound of gunfire resounds. 没有多想,下一刻他摸出了一把手枪,抬手就对着虎哥手中的那根木棍就是一枪,随着枪声响起。 The wooden club blasts out instantaneously, the sawdust splash, Elder Brother Hu shaken direct letting go, the ear buzzes simultaneously, as if all of a sudden deaf. 木棍瞬间炸开,木屑飞溅,虎哥被震的直接脱手,同时耳朵嗡嗡作响,仿佛一下子失聪了。 But this sudden peculiar circumstance, Elder Brother Hu was all of a sudden ignorant, in same place feels helpless suddenly. 而这种突然发生的特殊情况,虎哥一下子懵了,愣在原地一时间不知所措。 Was also startled in the young personal servant of side live broadcast. 就在旁边直播的小跟班也怔住了。 I depend, my ear, was just loud the sound tonality, wants to listen to them to make the strange sound.” “我靠,我的耳朵,刚把声音调大,想要听听他们发出奇怪的声音。” Short and long life, in Thigh Elder Brother has the spear/gun, I have not misread, he has the spear/gun unexpectedly, is that the real fellow?” “夭寿啊,腿哥手里有枪,我没有看错吧,他居然有枪,那是真家伙么?” Sawdust blasted out, you said that is the real fellow?” “木屑都炸开了,你说是不是真家伙?” Quickly, the monster monster spirits, must kill, some people fire a pistol.” “快,妖妖灵,要出人命了,有人打手枪。” Among the live broadcasts is a series of barrages floats. 直播间里又是一连串的弹幕飘来。 Your young people one by one anger of present don't such big, often shouted that hits to shout "kill", this is not good, can't listen to me to speak several words peacefully?” Yang Jian said. “现在的你年轻人一个个火气别这样大,动不动就喊打喊杀的,这样不好,就不能安安静静的听我说几句话么?”杨间说道。 The Elder Brother Hu good moment to have returned to a god. 虎哥好片刻才回过了一点神。 In his ear are many are still buzzing, but actually felt at this moment face burning ache, is the sawdust that before blew off hit in breaking the skin on face, a little blood streams came out. 他耳多里还在嗡嗡作响,不过此刻却感觉脸庞火辣辣的疼痛,是之前炸飞的木屑打在破了脸上的皮,都有一点血流出来了。 You, you ..... “你,你.....” Looks at Yang Jian that in hand the pistol, Elder Brother Hu had realized the gravity of matter, opened the eye all of a sudden, revealed the color of fear. 看着杨间的手中的那把手枪,虎哥已经意识到了事情的严重性,一下子睁大了眼睛,露出了恐惧之色。 Your what you, but can also hit? Continue, your Elder Brother Hu is very fierce, but also the old iron, without the problem, must let your a little problem today.” Yang Jian visits him to say. “你什么你,还要打么?继续啊,你虎哥很厉害是不是,还老铁,没毛病,今天要不要让你有点毛病。”杨间看着他道。 No, no, no, the leg, Thigh Elder Brother, forgives, forgives.” Elder Brother Hu frightens cried quickly, the leg one soft knelt on the ground. “不,不,不,腿,腿哥,饶命,饶命。”虎哥吓的都快哭出来了,腿一软就跪在了地上。 Yang Jian had not certainly planned that to him how, frightens him, making him restrain restraining, the long memory, should not be like this lawless, felt that the web cast a little popularity no one pays attention. 杨间当然也没打算对他怎么样,就是吓唬吓唬他而已,让他收敛收敛,长点记性,不要这样无法无天,感觉网上直播有点人气就谁也不放在眼里了。 Forgives, that must look at my brothers' meaning.” He smiles, patted his face with the pistol. “饶命,那得看我这位兄弟的意思了。”他笑了笑,拿手枪拍了拍他的脸。 Elder Brother Wei, the bonus, forgives.” Elder Brother Hu puts on a long face to say. 伟哥,饶,饶命。”虎哥又哭丧着脸道。 At this time in the live broadcast, the barrage were more, dense and numerous. 这个时候还在现场直播,弹幕更多了,密密麻麻。 Elder Brother Hu has the stick, does to Thigh Elder Brother to have the spear/gun, then kicked the sheet iron.” 虎哥有棍,奈何腿哥有枪,这下踢到铁板了。” „The Thigh Elder Brother military might is aggressive, the real man, a word does not pull out the pistol at earliest convenience.” 腿哥威武霸气,真男人,一言不合就掏手枪。” I think that he is only a bronze, has not thought that unexpectedly is a King, knelt down to Thigh Elder Brother, then burns incense to Thigh Elder Brother, wishing the Thigh Elder Brother prison cell life is happy.” “我以为他只是一位青铜,没想到居然是王者,给腿哥下跪了,回头给腿哥上香,祝腿哥牢房生活愉快。” Held a gun to offend somebody, does not have other saying that walked for an indefinite period.” “持枪伤人,没别的说,无期走起。” Yang Jian noticed at this time, that still in the cell phone of live broadcast, waves: Comes.” 杨间这个时候留意到了,那个还在直播的手机,挥了挥手:“过来。” Trembling that I, I......” that young personal servant frighten, suddenly what to do does not know. “我,我......”那个小跟班吓的哆哆嗦嗦,一时间不知道怎么办。 Thigh Elder Brother stared at you, photographic little brother, run.” 腿哥盯上你了,摄影小弟,快跑。” Runs anything, can run the bullet, has not hurried to kneel down to kowtow to admit mistakes, do not forget to continue the live broadcast.” “跑什么,能跑的过子弹么,还不赶紧跪下磕头认错,别忘了继续直播啊。” Smiles to see the Elder Brother Hu becoming ill elder brother, the society my Thigh Elder Brother, the person the aggressive statement are not many.” “笑看虎哥变狗哥,社会我腿哥,人狠话不多。” Yang Jian said: Stands, with cell phone, to me, right, this.” 杨间道:“站过来,拿手机,对着我,对,就这样。” „Did old iron, without the problem, open fire a moment ago, does not get a grip? Some people must report to the police, without this necessity, I opened fire to conform to the legal custom a moment ago, this Elder Brother Hu attacked me a moment ago, I am the legitimate counter-attack, right, forgot to remind old iron, I was Dachang City International Criminal Police, had the qualifications of holding a spear/gun, this was my satellite positioning cell phone.” “老铁,没毛病,刚才开了一枪,得劲不?有人要报警,没有这个必要,我刚才开枪符合法律规矩,这个虎哥刚才袭击我,我是合法反击,对了,忘记提醒一下各位老铁了,我是大昌市国际刑警,有持枪的资格,这是我的卫星定位手机。” „Is Thigh Elder Brother Criminal Police? How I do not know that Dachang City also has International Criminal Police.” 腿哥刑警?我怎么不知道大昌市还有国际刑警。” Lies, everyone do not believe.” “撒谎,大家别信。” I have the inside story: What Thigh Elder Brother said is real, that is the satellite positioning cell phone of International Criminal Police standard configuration, in a city only then Criminal Police, right big to not side, divides the minute of investigates your family water meter, this is the legend level character, I usually could not see, today has not thought unexpectedly really saw Criminal Police, was really the value.” “我有内幕:腿哥说的是真的,那是国际刑警标配的卫星定位手机,一个城市里只有一个刑警,权利大到没边,分分钟查你家水表,这是传说级人物,我平时都见不到,今天没想到居然真的见到了一位刑警,真是值了。”
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