MRRB :: Volume #2 Three years as a Martial Saint and five years as a Martial God

#100: All Living Things are Equal Cult Saintess

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„Boss Miao your pit I! If you today do not give me an appropriate discount, I do not get up!” huge Huamei doppleganger is holding the belly, shrinks one group painfully. “妙老板你坑我！你今天要是不给我个合适的折扣,我就不起来了！”巨大的画眉分身抱着肚子,痛苦地缩成一团。 Paleness that although the whole piece face changes because of the painful menstruation, but she also has the thoughts and Brother Miao bargains back and forth, even tries to seize the opportunity, digs out money from the Brother Miao claw seam. 虽然整张脸都因为痛经而变的惨白,但她还有心思和妙哥讨价还价,甚至试图抓住机会,从妙哥的爪缝中抠钱。 Brother Miao squeak a reply: „Looked that you can also bargain back and forth, I felt relieved.” 妙哥吱了一声回复:“看你还能讨价还价,我就放心了。” Also can bargain back and forth, represents is being very good, but also has the spirit very much. 还能讨价还价,就代表着很好,还很有精神。 huge Huamei hears word, the body shivers is putting out a hand to hold the hamster......, but was evaded by Brother Miao each time with ease. 巨大画眉闻言,身体颤抖着伸手想抓住仓鼠……但每次都被妙哥轻松避过。 „Excuse me, can come to select the brown sugar water?” Huamei squats in front of oneself doppleganger, this feeling is very to her new. “请问,要来点红糖水吗？”画眉蹲在自己分身面前,这种感觉对她来说很新鲜。 Looks that 2 meters high oneself shrinks one group, the pain twitches, before this is her, has not experienced matter. 看着一个二米高的自己缩成一团,痛苦抽搐,这是她以前没经历过的事。 „Thanks, painful time eats sweetly can alleviate my pain.” huge Huamei doppleganger with fluttering to say. “谢谢,痛苦的时候吃点甜的能缓解我的痛苦。”巨大画眉分身用颤声回道。 After several minutes, the Huamei doppleganger left hand carries brown sugar drinking glass, the right hand is pinching the root candy cane. 数分钟后,画眉分身左手端着红糖水杯子,右手捏着根棒棒糖。 „Can doppleganger also eat the thing?” Xu Qiji is somewhat curious, he remembers oneself divides ‚doppleganger’ does not have the feed function...... most ships out ‚eats thing’ the appearance, the eaten thing will not transform the doppleganger energy. “分身也能吃东西？”许奇寂有些好奇,他记得自己分出来的‘分身’并不具备进食功能……最多只是装出‘吃东西’的样子来,吃下去的东西也不会转化成分身的能量。 „I am quite special, I eat is not the material, but is this inside contains ‚sweet’, when you I ate their soul. Hee hee ~” Huamei doppleganger exudes Nether Spirit laughter. “我比较特殊,我吃的不是物质本身,而是这里面蕴含着的‘甜’,你就当我吃了它们的灵魂。弗嘻嘻嘻~”画眉分身发出一阵幽灵般的笑声。 This laughter lets Xu Qiji the horror film that sped up oneself to watch in childhood, absolutely terrified. 这笑声让许奇寂加快起自己小时候看的恐怖片,毛骨悚然。 „Hee hee ~” Huamei seemed actually interested in this laughter very much, after listening , a scene to study. “弗嘻嘻嘻~”画眉却似乎对这个笑声很感兴趣,听了一遍后现场就学了起来。 Xu Qiji: „......” 许奇寂:“……” He somewhat regretted to loan Huamei's doppleganger, he is unable to imagine the later wife to smile each time tenderly like the Nether Spirit situation. 他有些后悔借出画眉的分身了,他无法想象以后媳妇每次娇笑都如幽灵般的情况。 After eating some sweets, the huge Huamei's pain seemed to be suppressed. 吃了些甜食后,巨大画眉的痛苦似乎都被压制了一些。 Her negligent sitting cross-legged sits on the ground, enters the subject: „Sorry, making two be laughed. Because I am at the quite special condition, this thing carrying capacity is extremely low to ‚pain’. The ordinary painful function in me spiritually, will make me feel that surpassed the painful critical point...... the words saying that why obviously was empty doppleganger, but also bringing painful menstruation attribute? If we had known, I chose Mr. Xu doppleganger to come projection, at least the worry in man not this aspect. Hee hee ~” 她大咧咧的盘腿坐在地上,进入正题:“抱歉,让两位见笑了。我因为处于比较特殊的状态,对‘痛苦’这种东西承受力极低。普通的痛苦作用在我精神上,会让我感觉超出痛苦临界点……话说,为什么明明是空白分身,还自带痛经属性的？早知道,我就选择许先生的分身来投影了,至少男人没这方面的烦恼。弗嘻嘻嘻~” „I am not clear, wants to come to be Huamei's doppleganger quite special bā.” Xu Qiji also the first time is displayed doppleganger with the Huamei's hair, before had not tried. “我也不清楚,想来应该是画眉的分身比较特殊吧。”许奇寂也是第一次用画眉的头发来施展分身,以前从来没试过。 Nearby Huamei asked curiously: „What condition can I ask you be at? Will make the ordinary pain enlarge such time?” 边上画眉则好奇发问:“我能问问你处于什么状态吗？会让普通的痛苦放大这么多倍？” huge Huamei stiff, a face puzzled appearance. 巨大画眉僵了僵,一脸纠结的样子。 „Didn't facilitate to say? Sorry.” Xu Qiji detects this point keenly, immediately makes up to the wife leaks. “不方便说吗？抱歉。”许奇寂敏锐察觉出这一点,马上给媳妇补漏。 „Was not, is I wants to try projection doppleganger to lie...... I to suppress for quite a while, thinks that the entire lie coaxed you, but actually coaxed does not export, real bi dog.” huge Huamei very honest say/way. “不是,是我想试试投影分身能不能说谎……我憋了半天,想整个谎言来哄你们,但却哄不出口,真哔了狗子。”巨大画眉很坦诚道。 Brother Miao: „......” 妙哥:“……” Xu Qiji: „......” This woman, your such can frank really not have the issue? You think why the casual entire lie does roar our matters to say? 许奇寂:“……”这位女士,你这么直白真得没问题吗？你想随便整个谎言哄我们这种事干嘛要说出口？ Is much worse? 坏得坦诚？ Meanwhile, he also detected an essential factor from the words of opposite party. 同时,他还从对方的话中察觉到了一个要素。 „Can't you lie?” The Huamei corners of the mouth rise, say the lines that Xu Qiji wants to say. “你不能说谎吗？”画眉嘴角上扬,说出了许奇寂想说的台词。 „Pouring is not cannot lie completely, but in the normal condition will be restricted...... this is a bored Curse limit. Sooner or later one day, I must give to break open this limit, then gave to raise the old Island Lord bone ash.” huge Huamei returns very much honestly said. “倒也不是完全不能说谎,但正常情况下会受到限制……这是一个无聊的诅咒限制。迟早有一天,我要将这个限制给破开,然后将老岛主的骨灰都给扬了。”巨大画眉很诚实回道。 „After , ~” Huamei slight nod, this is very easy-to-use attribute. “哦后~”画眉微微点头,这是个很好用的属性。 Brother Miao: „Squeak ~” 妙哥:“吱~” „Boss Miao you did not say, I forgot. I have not introduced oneself with two.” huge Huamei sits the body, opens the mouth saying: „I called Yu Le, originally was Grand Simplicity Profound Yin Cult Lamp Holding Saintess......” “妙老板你不说,我都忘记了。我都还没和两位介绍自己。”巨大画眉坐正身体,开口道:“我叫於乐,本是太素玄阴教的掌灯圣女……” „Squeak ~” Brother Miao suddenly squeak. “吱~”妙哥突然吱了一声。 Huamei makes noise the translation: „Grand Simplicity Profound Yin Cult is terrifying organization of Brother Miao world, likes doing the explosion everywhere, in teaches the central thought is all living things equality, must make the myriad things equal, if there are equally, lets their equality on the physics.” 画眉出声翻译:“太素玄阴教是妙哥世界的一个恐怖组织,喜欢到处搞爆炸,教内的中心思想就是众生平等,要让万物平等,如果有不平等,就物理让他们平等。” Xu Qiji: „For example?” 许奇寂:“比如？” „Draws an analogy: Passer-by armor is one meter nine, passer-by B only then one meter five, but the world average height is one meter six, we break the leg of passer-by armor, making him turn into one meter six...... the words of passer-by B, breaks the leg, then exchanges the long point leg to him.” huge Huamei oneself answered, simultaneously she is rolling the eyes to the hamster, uncovering her ins and outs was interesting? “打个比方:路人甲有一米九,路人乙只有一米五,但世界平均身高是一米六,那我们就将路人甲的腿打断,让他变成一米六……路人乙的话,也将腿打断,然后给他换上长点的腿。”巨大画眉自己解释道,同时她对着仓鼠翻白眼,揭她老底有意思吗？ Xu Qiji: „???” 许奇寂:“？？？” Your is organization the brain has the issue? 你们组织是脑子有问题吗？ „Analogy, I make an analogy, allowing you to understand the doctrine. We have not arrived to break the leg of average person idly, in the world person so many......, but, the Grand Simplicity Profound Yin Cult founder original brain a little issue, this we acknowledged.” Saintess Yu Le is very calm: „I am because is that side grows up since childhood, becomes Lamp Holding Saintess not to have the problem. I have also thought that before this Physical Equality of All Living Beings is very right.” “比喻,我只是打个比喻,让你了解教义。我们还没闲到去打断普通人的腿,世界上人那么多……不过,太素玄阴教的创始人本来脑子就有点问题,这点我们都承认的。”於乐圣女很淡定道:“我是因为从小就是那边长大的,成为掌灯圣女也没毛病啊。我以前也一直认为这种物理众生平等很对的。” „Afterward what happened?” Xu Qiji asked —— is Saintess, why afterward became Island Lord? “后来发生了什么事？”许奇寂问道——本来是圣女,后来为什么成了岛主？ „Un, one day, I followed Cult Master and ten elders, when went to a exist(ence) execution ‚Physical Equality of All Living Beings’, was gripped conveniently thoroughly by a that exist(ence) spear/gun, from the Above Nine Heavens to bind Blue Sky Land, almost died. Then I by to bind in the Blue Sky Land more than 400 years...... that more than 400 years, I was thought that also wants to pass.” Saintess Yu Le recalls slowly. “嗯,后来有一天,我跟着掌教和十位长老,去对一位存在执行‘物理众生平等’时,被那位存在随手一枪扎透,从九天之上一路扎到了碧落之地,差点就死了。然后我就被扎在碧落之地四百多年……那四百多年,我想了很多,也想透了很多。”於乐圣女缓缓回忆起来。 „The sect of your rare and beautiful flowers can survive, is a miracle.” Xu Qiji does not know that must say anything. “你那奇葩的教派能存活着,也是个奇迹。”许奇寂都不知道要说什么。 „How possibly to return exist(ence), in I was sewn in Blue Sky Land that 400 years, I heard that Sect was destroyed, the entire organization headquarters by ‚Physical Equality of All Living Beings’, were changed into the flying ash completely.” Saintess Yu Le looks up the day. “怎么可能还存在,在我被钉在碧落之地的那四百年里,我就听说门派被毁了,整个组织的总部都被‘物理众生平等’,全部化为飞灰。”於乐圣女抬头望天。 „......” Xu Qiji makes noise the comfort: „Restrains grief ~” “……”许奇寂出声安慰:“节哀~” „Does not need to restrain grief, that broken manual comes to end sooner or later, can die under the own doctrine, is finishes what one starts bā. Moreover several hundred years ago matters......” the Saintess Yu Le mindless appearance, did not have, because Sect was extinguished to be sad. “不用节哀,那破教本来就迟早要完的,能死在自己的教义下,也算是有始有终吧。而且都好几百年前的事了……”於乐圣女没心没肺的样子,丝毫没有因为宗门被灭而伤心。 „Originally, I was sewn in Blue Sky Land, is unable to withdraw, sooner or later is also the dead end. Afterward, had a person of good intention to pass by Blue Sky Land to see was sewn in that lives me who and refused stubbornly dead, then showed the kindness of heart, saved me.” “本来,我被钉在碧落之地,无法脱身,迟早也是死路一条。后来,有个好心人路过碧落之地看到了被钉在那生不生、死不死的我,便发了善心,将我救走。” „After rescuing I get down, that person of good intention simple good person achieves the bottom, complies to give me to treat body by the stab through bullet wound. Therefore, I followed him. Afterward, dozens years of after past, my wound has not cured thoroughly, but how does not know, I became Island Lord of his island...... to be responsible for teaching 80,000 islanders bewilderedly. I then think now, but also in the feeling has the plot.” “救我下来后,那位好心人干脆好人做到底,答应给我治疗身上被捅穿的枪伤。于是,我就跟着他走了。再后来,几十年过去后,我的伤还没彻底治好,但不知怎么的,我莫名其妙就成了他那小岛的岛主……负责教导八万岛民。我现在回头想想,还感觉里面有阴谋。” „Inherits the island, rules 80,000 islanders? This good deed, I can only think in the dream.” Xu Qiji flowed off the tears of envying. “继承小岛,统治八万岛民？这种好事,我都只敢在梦里想想。”许奇寂流下了羡慕的泪水。 Now the housing price of the world is so high, can live 80,000 people of islands, can be valuable? If the opening inherits such a big island, reached the life peak all of a sudden. 现在世界的房价那么高,一个能生活八万人的岛,得多值钱？开局如果继承这么一个大岛,一下子就登上人生巅峰了。 „This time I look for Boss Xu, wants to send in trial part of islanders, under the promotion their fight experiences, is working to gain while convenient selects Energy Stone. When I complete to the commitment of old Island Lord, 【Trains five ten thousand Fourth Realm ability user】 After Quest, my karmic virtue was complete, retires after meritorious service......” Saintess Yu Le to calculate slightly, said: „On difference 38,000.” “这次我来找许老板,就是想将其中一部分岛民送入试炼,提升下他们的战斗经验,顺带着打工赚点能源石。等我完成对老岛主的承诺,【调教出五万４境能力者】的任务后,我就功德圆满,功成身退……”於乐圣女稍稍计算了下,道:“就差3万8了。” She now, heavy burden, and also far. 她现在,任重且道还远。
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