So long asinroomWang QuanwithswordpondIchirou.
屋里就只要王泉跟剑池一郎俩人在。SwordpondIchirousits the first few wordsisto spread out the hand, „Brother Quan, comes the potCola! Istore goods for severalyears ago drank up!”
剑池一郎坐下来第一句话就是摊开手,“泉哥,来罐可乐!我存货几年前就喝完了!”Wang Quanpulls outone can ice the Colato losefrom„fourdimensionchrysanthemums”tohim, „swordpondSang, whatactuallyIam most curiousisin the ten yearshowyouingoes to bathroomto wipe the buttocks that witharrange/clothorsilk?”王泉从“四次元菊花”掏出一罐冰镇可乐丢给他,“剑池桑,其实我最好奇的是你这十年里上厕所怎么擦的屁股,用布还是丝绸?”„That was also very luxurious”swordpondIchirouto open the canone breathto fill the mostbottle, thenmade a belch, „crisp!”
“那也忒奢侈了吧”剑池一郎打开易拉罐一口气灌下去大半瓶,然后打了个嗝,“爽!”
After growing the one breath, herepliedWang Quanissue, „eightyears ago weresearched and developed the straw paper, althoughverysheared the buttocks, but can also usereluctantly. After manyyears of iteration, the paper that nowdoesis very easy-to-use.”
长出一口气之后,他才回答王泉的问题,“八年前我们就研发出草纸了,虽然挺割屁股,但勉强也能用。后来经过多年迭代,现在搞出来的纸已经很好用了。”Wang Quanshrugs, „uh-huh, buthas not thought that youunexpectedly the flyingnoodlesgoddoing the Frenchnational religion, the spoofsect that thisracketbuttockswantto come out can also become the national religion?”王泉耸耸肩,“嗯哼,不过没想到你们居然把飞天面条神教给搞成了法兰西国教,这种拍屁股想出来的恶搞教派也能成国教的吗?”Thatis notyoupats the buttocks to come out
那不是您老人家拍屁股想出来的吗SwordpondIchiroudoes not dareto speakthese words, heexplained: „ Actuallyis the flyinggod, because the Frenchtraditionalgood foodis not the noodles, Italyeats the noodlesmanyquite.
剑池一郎不敢说这句话,他解释道:“其实是飞天神教,因为法兰西传统美食不是面条,意大利吃面条的比较多。„MoreoverIwantto change to the flyingMaotaigod, what a pitytheirGETdoes not arrive atthis gag, without the means that can only firstcallthis.”
“而且我本来想改成飞天茅台神教的,可惜他们GET不到这个梗,没办法,就只能先叫这个了。”pausing briefly, hecontinuesto explain, „ is actually very simpleas fornational religion, manypeopleneed the mindsustenance, thenourflyinggodalsoto have no request, goes to churchdoes not matter, does not requestto donate money, evencanwithdrawat any time, naturallyeveryoneinitiatesenthusiastically.顿了顿,他继续解释,“至于国教这个其实很简单,很多人都需要心灵寄托,然后咱飞天神教又没啥要求,做不做礼拜都无所谓,也不要求捐钱,甚至可以随时退出,自然大家都踊跃入教。„Right, nowInot am quite actually effective, truemanagerisFinn, hasAbbeythey. OtherwiseI have no free timeto runtowardhere.”
“对了,现在其实我不太管事,真正管事的就是瑟芬妮、拉芙缇雅还有艾比她们。要不然我也没空往这边跑。”ActuallyisswordpondIchirouhas been preparing.
其实是剑池一郎一直在做准备。HemustfollowWang Quansooner or latertogether.
他迟早得跟王泉一起走。Althoughherehas the feeling of family/home, butheis the customlifein the modern age.
这里虽然已经有了家的感觉,但他还是习惯生活在现代。„Un.”Wang Quannodded, „returns toLondonthismisswe, in any event, I must killthatempress.”
“嗯。”王泉点点头,“等把这姑娘送回伦敦咱们就出发,无论如何,我也得弄死那个女皇。”Perhapsdoes not care, evenbeheadstogo out.
也许克茜拉不在意,甚至克茜拉断头都是为了出去。Butthismatterhappensin front ofWang Quan, thisenmitymustreport.
但这种事发生在王泉面前,此仇不能不报。Moreoverspent ten years in jail, althoughWang Quanfeltonlyover the past several daysand that's the end.
而且还坐了十年牢,虽然王泉感觉只过去几天就是了。„Oh, thatFrancedoes not needto attackEnglish, ourthat sidethings are very many, thisactionismy ownwillfulresult.”
“噢,那法兰西也没必要攻打英吉利了,我们那边事情还挺多的,这次行动本来就是我自己任性的结果。”SwordpondIchirouspreads out the hand, „, sincehad foundyou, thatdoes not needbecause ofmypersonal reasonmulti-deceased person, that side the countryalso to try hardto produce.”
剑池一郎摊开手,“既然已经找到你了,那没必要因为我的私人原因多死人,国家那边还要努力生产呢。”Wang Quanlosestohissmoke, narrows the eyes, „did youalsobecome the capitalist?”王泉丢给他一个烟,微眯起双眼,“你也成了资本家?”„Thatmustnot have, thisworldactuallyIcannot treat, toodistortion.”SwordpondIchirousmoked a smoketo startto explain, „before , workedtoothers, nowworkstooneself, moreoverstrictlyfollowed the eight-hour working dayalsoto havegives the overtime payon time. Thismattermodern societycannot achieve.”
“那必须没有,这个世界其实我待不下去,太扭曲了。”剑池一郎抽了口烟开始解释,“不过以前是给别人打工,现在是给自己打工,而且严格遵循八小时工作制还有按时给加班费。这种事情就连现代社会都做不到。”Althoughcannot achieveinFrance of thisworld, butbe much better than the past.
虽然在这个世界的法兰西也做不到,但要比过去好得多。At leastwill not present in 2021, but alsolets13 -year-old child laborerevery day the work16~17hour, then the dailywagesareoneUS dollarthismatter.
最起码不会出现二零二一年了,还让十三岁童工每天工作十六七个小时,然后每天的工钱是一美元这种事情。Right, saidisyou, space center, India!
没错,说的就是你,宇宙中心,印度!„Sincedid not needto attackEnglish, then”Wang Quansuddenlyhad the showidea, „thatyoucancoordinateto play a falsematch.”
“既然不用进攻英吉利了,那么”王泉忽然有了个骚想法,“那你们可以配合一下打个假赛。”SwordpondIchiroushoots the ballcigarette ash, perplexed, „attacking the sellers of fake and low-quality goodsmatch? Howto hit? Fightswhom?”
剑池一郎弹弹烟灰,不明所以,“打假赛?怎么打?跟谁打?”„WithElizabeth, thatentirely whitesweetknightprincessyoung girl.”
“跟伊丽莎白,就那个傻白甜的骑士公主小妞。”Wang Quanalsopulls outon a smoke point, „shenowis the most wanted terrorist, Iwant to makeheragainreturn toLondonbywhatreasonas the hero, at leastwill not continueto issue a warrant for arrest.”王泉也掏出一根烟点上,“她现在是通缉犯,我再想以什么理由能让她作为英雄回到伦敦,最起码不会继续被通缉。”SwordpondIchirourespondedquickly, „Brother Quan you mean to letuspretendsto attackEnglish, was led the personto repelbyher?”
剑池一郎反应很快,“泉哥你意思是让我们假装进攻英吉利,然后被她带人打退?”„Uh-huh.”Wang Quanaffirmedhisspeculation, „ sheisEnglishprotects the countryknightsto rollLegion Commander, now the borderis defendingmanypeoplearehersubordinate. Althoughsheissued a warrant for arrest, butmanypeoplehave definitely listened toherorder.
“嗯哼。”王泉肯定了他的猜测,“她是英吉利护国骑士团团长,现在边境守着的不少人就是她手下。虽然她被通缉,但肯定不少人已经听她的命令。„Thereforeyoucoordinateto play a falsematch, thencanmakeherreturn toLondonfrankly and uprightly.”
“所以你们配合着打个假赛,然后可以让她光明正大地回伦敦。”Then, hisWang Quanfound the wayto abandon the empressagain.
接着,他王泉再想办法废了女皇。Canbeimprisonsto support the Elizabethhigh-rank.
可以是囚禁起来扶持伊丽莎白上位。Directly the strength of succuba can also discard the empress, makingherturn into the average personthoroughly.
也可以是直接废掉女皇的魔女之力,让她彻底变成普通人。Whichtypethesetwotypesregardless , are very perhaps bigtoherpsychologicalimpact.
这两种无论哪一种,恐怕对她的心理冲击都挺大的。Even after canabandonher, againroll-callher daughtercollaborates from outside with the insidewithFrancedirectly the attacking the sellers of fake and low-quality goodsmatch.
甚至可以再废了她之后直接点名她女儿跟法兰西里应外合打假赛。Wholeheartedlywantsto make the empress who Englishrevivesperhapscollapsewhen the time comesat heart.
一心想让英吉利复兴的女皇恐怕到时候心里会崩溃吧。„Especiallynowempressthinks that youattackEnglishto wantduplicate/restoresto carve the matter that handlesinFrance, ratherdoes not do thatsimply!”
“特别是现在女皇认为你们进攻英吉利是想复刻在法兰西做的事情,唔不如说干脆就这么做吧!”Wang Quansmiled, „ thisprincesspersonis naiveenough, wegiveherto select the case, thendevelops the comrade who herhas a common goal.王泉笑了,“这公主人够天真,咱们给她来点儿案例,然后把她发展成志同道合的同志。„Thatwasempireprincess'ssheactuallybetrayedownsocial class, howwants is very interestingright.”
“那身为帝国公主的她却背叛了自己的阶级,怎么想都很有趣对吧。”SwordpondIchirou: „”
剑池一郎:“”Hissizes up and downWang Quan, can also onlynod assentfinally, „Ido not have the opinion.”
他上下打量着王泉,最终也只能点头同意,“我没意见。”
The trueideahedoes not dareto say.
真正的想法他没敢说。Tenyearsdo not see, Brother Quanthoroughlywas probably insane.
十年不见,泉哥好像彻底疯了。
The matter that thiscrazyalsotalked nonsenseputsbeforehandBrother Quandefinitelynot to do.
这种疯狂又扯淡的事情放以前泉哥肯定是不会干的。„Thatdecided.”
“那就这么决定了。”Wang Quandoesdecidesfinally.王泉做最后拍板。AfterWang Quansets out, swordpondIchiroushrugs, followedto set outto leave the room.
在王泉起身之后,剑池一郎耸耸肩,也跟着起身离开了屋子。„Elizabeth! Comes!”
“伊丽莎白!过来一下!”Wang QuanbeckoningmakesElizabethcome.王泉招手让伊丽莎白过来。Withperishingto rideElizabeth who theytrainedto wipeunder the foreheadbeads of sweat, runs overfast, „because ofSirFino, youlooked forme?”
正在跟亡骑他们对练的伊丽莎白擦了下额头汗珠,飞快跑了过来,“因菲诺大人,您找我?”„Un, isthis.”Wang Quanintroduced a swordpondIchirou'sstatus, then asked that „youwantto work as the hero.”
“嗯,是这样的。”王泉介绍了一下剑池一郎的身份,然后问道,“你想当英雄吗。”„Hero”Elizabethlooked atswordpondIchirou, nips the lower lip, „because ofSirFino, Ionlywantsto savemycountry.”
“英雄”伊丽莎白看了看剑池一郎,咬了咬下唇,“因菲诺大人,我只想拯救我的国家。”„Then the issuecame.”Wang Quanhit a soundto refer, „yourcountry, referred to the aristocratmasters and manufacturers, was counted the civilians?”
“那么问题来了。”王泉打了个响指,“你的国家,是指贵族老爷们以及工厂主们,还是也算上平民?”„Naturally is also counted the civilians! Theyaremypeople!”Elizabeth'sbuttocksnaturallyinimperial family.
“当然是也算上平民!他们都是我的子民!”伊丽莎白的屁股当然在皇室。
Before becomingempress, sheis an aristocrat.
在没当上女皇之前,她是贵族。Butsheis the throne'sfirstsuccessor, thereforeshehas substitutedautomatically.
可她是皇位第一继承人,所以她已经自动代入了。„Right, youknow the situation of civilians.”Wang Quansmiles, „ in the situation of civiliansonLondonthesefactories, ten -year-old overchildren, diedin the factory.
“是吗,那你知道平民的情况吗。”王泉笑笑,“就伦敦那些工厂里平民的情况,十岁出头的孩子哟,就那么死在工厂里了。„Right, in these distortionpeople of Oxfordchurchundergroundlimestone cave, thesewasyourpeople? Saidis only the monster?”
“对了,还有在牛津教堂地下溶洞的那些畸变人,那些是你的子民吗?还是说只是怪物?”„Naturally”Elizabethis clenching teeth, „naturallyismypeople!”
“当然”伊丽莎白咬着牙,“当然是我的子民!”„Uh-huh, butthatmustwait foryouto become the empressto be good. What can presentyoumake? Was cheated the princess who slaughters the people? ProtectsLegion Commander that the countryknightsroll? Thereforeyouprotectwhatis?”
“嗯哼,不过那得等你当上女皇才行呢。现在的你又能做什么?一个被哄骗去屠杀自己子民的公主?护国骑士团的团长?所以你保护的到底是什么?”Elizabethshakes the hand of swordto shiver.
伊丽莎白握着剑的手都在颤抖。Shelowers the head, the whole bodyemitssuddenlyblack and whiteflashes the sametwodimensionflame.
她低着头,周身忽然冒出黑白闪一样的二次元火焰。Then, the flameis put out, sheraised the head, the expressionreturned tonormal, „because ofSirFino, Iunderstood.”
接着,火焰熄灭,她抬起头,表情恢复了平静,“因菲诺大人,我明白了。”Looks that shefromgolden yellowturns into the leaningwhitepaleblondesilkalsoto havefrom the light blueturns intosimilarlypalegoldeneyes, Wang Quannodded, „thatdoes.”
看着她从金黄变成偏白色的淡金发丝还有从湖蓝变成同样淡金色的双眸,王泉点点头,“那就去做吧。”Washes the whiteweakthreepoints, blackeningstrongtentimes.
洗白弱三分,黑化强十倍。PresentElizabeth, is very strong!
现在的伊丽莎白,很强!Wang Quanbehind, swordpondIchiroucurling the lipcorner/horn.王泉身后,剑池一郎撇撇嘴角。Brother Quan was really more and moreinsane泉哥真是越来越疯了
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