„You know that sees a person for the first time, the body temperature in 39.3 degrees, is called to fall in love.” “你知道吗,第一次见一个人,体温在三十九度三,就叫做一见钟情。” Luoyang, in Starbucks of Wangfujing following building, Wang Quan is sitting facing each other with a miss. 洛阳,王府井下面一楼的星巴克里,王泉正跟一姑娘相对而坐。 He looks at the whereabouts out of the window horizon slantingly the red cloud, disconsolate: „That called overheated brain, wanted me to help you call the ambulance? All right, the money of ambulance I leave.” 他斜望着落地窗外天边的火烧云,略带惆怅:“那叫烧坏脑子了,要不要我帮你叫救护车？没事儿,救护车的钱我出。” „......” “......” The girls gathered together beautiful hair, „sometimes I also very envy the fish, without the temperature does not have the heartbeat, only has seven seconds of memory. They can freely live, even if sheds tears also to be covered up by the sea.” 姑娘拢了拢秀发,“有时候我还挺羡慕鱼儿的,没有温度也没有心跳,只有七秒钟记忆。她们可以无忧无虑的活着,哪怕流下眼泪也会被大海遮掩。” „First, the fish also has the body temperature. Next, the fish has the heart also to have the heartbeat. Finally, the fish has the memory, so-called ‚fish only has seven seconds of memory’ this matter, but is a rumor.” “首先,鱼也是有体温的。其次,鱼是有心脏也有心跳的。最后,鱼是有记忆的,所谓‘鱼只有七秒记忆’这件事,只不过是个谣言。” Wang Quan smiles helplessly, „comes back I to send a popular science to link to you.” 王泉无奈一笑,“回头我给你发个科普链接。” The girls is a little angry, she slightly knits the brows, said: „You think that I care about your car or your house? I am not that the person of material, a girl person can also live natural.” 姑娘有点儿生气,她略一皱眉,说道:“你以为我是在意你的车跟房？我不是那么物质的人,女孩儿一个人也可以活的潇洒。” Saying, seems shows off general, she shot a look at Wang Quan one, „do you read the article that Teacher Shao Hua has written? Li Xinyu have you heard? Others 38 years old same live natural, the husband was not good to her, she trampled the husband decisively. She......” 说着,好似炫耀一般,她瞥了王泉一眼,“你看过韶华老师写的文章吗？李歆玉你听说过吗？人家三十八岁了一样活的潇洒,老公对她不好,她就果断踹了老公。她......” Wang Quan meets saying: „ During the daytime grows flowers to plant grass, in the evening prepares a delicacy sumptuous dinner for oneself, maintains a good mood to go to sleep, next morning will go to the gym for own health exercise. 王泉接道:“白天养养花种种草,晚上就为自己准备一顿美味丰盛的晚餐,保持一个好心情入睡,第二天上午去健身房为了自己的健康锻炼。 Without the love, she can also person live natural. ” 哪怕没有爱情,她也能一个人活的潇洒。” pausing briefly, Wang Quan continues saying: „Some people will perhaps not tell you, Li Xinyu are 25 years old marries, the husband compared with her greatly 40 -year-old, she is top mistress. Moreover she does not work the rich reason is very simple, because the husband is rich and powerful people, after the divorce, she divided the husband half property.” 顿了顿,王泉继续道:“不过恐怕不会有人告诉你,李歆玉二十五岁结婚,老公比她大四十岁,她还是小三上位。而且她不工作也有钱的原因很简单,因为老公是个富豪,离婚之后她分了老公一半儿财产。” His two one, „you looked, that article said is also the truth, but he will not tell you first half of story.” 他两手一摊,“你看,那篇文章说的也是实话,只不过他不会告诉你故事的前半段。” The girls speechless. 姑娘哑然。 Long time, she is not convinced saying: „How you know article that Teacher Shao Hua writes? Also Teacher Shao Hua said that obviously Li Xinyu is the independent female of new times...... you definitely is arranges!” 半晌,她不服气道:“你怎么知道韶华老师写的文章？再说韶华老师明明说李歆玉是新时代的独立女性......你肯定是编的！” Wang Quan heaved a deep sigh, helpless said with a smile: „Because that article is I writes.” 王泉长叹一声,无奈笑道:“因为那篇文章就是我写的。” Girls: „......” 姑娘:“......” ............ ............ The girls walked. 姑娘走了。 Wang Quan this blind date ended in failure again. 王泉这次相亲再度宣告失败。 However he did not regret. 不过他不后悔。 Because this miss obviously cannot see clearly the position. 因为这姑娘明显看不清自己位置。 From boards to start to pick, a while is „is not good, I who your car(riage) starts work together was steadier than you”, a while was „the color of your car window is too pale, I liked color a bit darker”. 从一上车开始就挑三拣四,一会儿是“你车开的不行,我同事开的比你稳多了”,一会儿是“你车窗玻璃的颜色太淡,我喜欢颜色深一点的”。 The girls, are your parents ask me to make me see one side you, is not I asks you. 姑娘,是你父母找我想让我见你一面,不是我求你。 Asked you first to do the clear condition to be good? 拜托你先搞明白状况行不行？ Sipped a coffee sweetly, Mocha sends the greasy flavor to let his brow slightly wrinkle. 抿了口咖啡,摩卡甜的发腻的味道让他眉头微皱。 Next time will select frappuccino to be good. 下次还是点星冰乐好了。 The side looks at the horizon excessively the red cloud, his mood good many. 侧过头看着天边的火烧云,他心情好了不少。 Ok, considers to relax. 算了,就当是出来散心。 The Nokia classical ting resounds, he pulls out the cell phone, looked at caller, at once puts through: 诺基亚经典铃声响起,他掏出手机,看了眼来电人,旋即接通: „Puts.” “放。” „Your did blind date end?” That side broadcasts the hoarse woman voice of pleasant to hear. “你相亲完了没？”那边传来略带沙哑的好听女人声音。 Wang Quan clicked the tongue, „how did you know?” 王泉“啧”了一声,“你怎么知道完了？” „On the appearance of your steel, does not end must blame.” “就你这钢铁的样子,不完才怪呢。” „tch, I now in Starbucks.” “啧,我现在在星巴克。” „Good! I immediately!” “好嘞！我马上到！” After 15 minutes, the fragrant wind that a salt gets interested blows. 十五分钟后,一阵腌入味的香风刮来。 A miss sat opposite of Wang Quan. 一个姑娘坐到了王泉对面。 This person of black hair, on the face melted not really obvious pale makeup, the upper body white T-shirt, the lower part of the body jeans was building pair of coconut tree 350 serissa fetidae. 这人一头齐腰黑发,脸上化了不甚明显的淡妆,上身白T恤,下身牛仔裤搭着一双椰子350满天星。 In addition without other jewelry. 除此之外没其他首饰。 The girls sit are the whole face smile badly, „, how to be defeated? Mentioned cheerfully cheerful” 姑娘一坐下来就是满脸坏笑,“嘿嘿,怎么失败的？说来乐呵乐呵呗” Wang Quan roughly said the matter. 王泉把刚才的事情大致说了说。 „Pū hahahaha I know that is doubling with laughter that this” miss smiles, the chest smiles in a big way one, „ how is the beforehand that miss mentioning? You want to add others WeChat, finally others said that does not use WeChat, never expected that because next day works happen to docks with our company, finally also adds your WeChat on own initiative. At that time your expression may be really interesting. “噗哈哈哈哈我就知道是这样”姑娘笑的前仰后合,胸都笑大了一圈儿,“之前那姑娘怎么说来着？你想加人家微信,结果人家说不用微信,没想到第二天因为工作正好跟咱公司对接,结果还主动加你微信。当时你那表情可真有意思。 „ After , our company that Juno, you deliver others the coming and going to work, afterward vindicated time others said that had the boyfriend, finally you thought that the humiliation direct resignation travelled, pū “还有之后咱公司那个朱诺,你送人家上下班,后来表白的时候人家说有男朋友了,结果你觉得丢脸直接辞职跑路,噗 „ That Little Liu had a liking for you, suggested that you said in the evening does not go back, finally you brought others running Internet cafe to play a late game. “还有那个小刘看上你了,暗示你说晚上不回去了,结果你带人家跑网吧玩儿了一晚游戏。 „Also has! Little Sun said that the water of insulated cup put for day so to be how hot, finally you said that the insulated cup was really flamboyant, linked many” “还有还有！小孙说保温杯的水都放了一天怎么还那么烫,结果你说保温杯真牛逼,链接多少” When smiled enough, this miss restored properly, „said that you also very did, had the car(riage) to have the room not to loan obviously, finally didn't 27 have partner, the blind date also more than ten times? The words saying when your previous time is in love is? High school?” 等笑够了,这姑娘才恢复正经,“说起来你也挺搞的,明明有车有房没贷款,结果都二十七了还没对象,相亲也十多次了吧？话说你上次谈恋爱是什么时候？高中？” „tch, I return parents are both dead.” Wang Quan face blackened, „you are not same, the name was Ye Shengge, finally has not seen you every night Shengge, 24 did not have partner, obviously was much longer. Our big brothers did not say the Second Brother.” “啧,我还父母双亡呢。”王泉黑着张脸,“你不也一样,名字叫叶笙歌,结果也没见你夜夜笙歌,二十四了还没对象,明明长得挺不错。咱俩大哥不说二哥。” He also has emotional quotient, these girls are he do not like others, therefore rejects indirectly. 他又不是没情商,那些姑娘就是他不喜欢人家,所以间接拒绝罢了。 „My that is the work is busy.” Ye Shengge mixes not to care, „allows me to quibble again, besides going to work I may still observe the concurrent job in old Monarch, when Daoist Priest, before without return to secular life, may unmarriageable.” “我那是工作忙。”叶笙歌混不在意,“再容我狡辩一下,除了上班儿之外我可还在老君观兼职当道士呢,没还俗之前可不能结婚。” Was saying she caught the eye to look at Wang Quan, „, or did I show you?” 说着她抬眼看了看王泉,“要不我给你看看相？” „Ok, you must be in any case does not suit my intention, I reported to the police to report your spread feudal superstition.” Wang Quan turns upwards one leg on the other, turns head to look out of the window is walking back and forth the miss while discussed the daily family activity, „words saying that you still did write Fist of the Woman article in that new media company?” “行呗,反正你要算的不合我心意,我就报警举报你搞封建迷信。”王泉翘起二郎腿,一边扭头看窗外来来回回走着的姑娘一边唠家常,“话说你还在那新媒体公司写女拳文呢？” He before this miss is the colleague is also the friend, that company is writes that type to provoke the mood public number, then meets the company that the advertisement makes money. 他跟这姑娘之前是同事也是朋友,那公司就是写那种挑动情绪公众号,然后接广告捞钱的公司。 Before Wang Quan, is to shoulder the target, he witnessed a peer to meet an advertisement to rise with own eyes from 2000 800,000. 王泉以前就是扛把子,他亲眼见证了一个同行接一个广告从两千块涨到了八十万。 However writes that thing rotten money to be unfair to the conscience exactly, in addition had other opportunities, he travelled decisively, does not bring hesitant. 不过写那东西恰烂钱对不起自己良心,再加上有了些其他机遇,他就果断跑路了,都不带一点儿犹豫。 His personality this, calm, is good at borrowing potential, and adaptive faculty strong. 他性格就这样,冷静,善于借势,并且适应力超强。 Perhaps does this use all might the 6~7 year overcoming foundation in the society? 也许这就是在社会摸爬滚打六七年打下的基础？ „No, since your backbone resignation travels the later performance to miss day by day, one year ago the company went out of business. I go to work to a matchmaker platform now.” Ye Shengge complied with one at will, then the finger knocks the table, „should not be impatient, the face turns.” “没,自从你这个顶梁柱辞职跑路之后业绩是一天比一天差,一年前公司就倒闭了。我现在给一红娘平台上班呢。”叶笙歌随意应了一句,然后手指敲敲桌子,“别不耐烦,脸扭过来。” „I suspect that now I could not find partner to write the Fist of the Woman article retribution initially.” Wang Quan therefore face looks at her, „my did not fear your heart movement, your Daoist temple old Daoist Priest looks for I trouble the time when the time comes I feared that punches him to be bumped porcelain.” “我现在都怀疑我找不到对象是不是当初写女拳文的报应。”王泉于是正脸儿看她,“我这不是怕你心动嘛,到时候你们道观老道士来找我麻烦的时候我怕揍他被碰瓷儿。” Ye Shengge was silent. 叶笙歌沉默了。 Telling the truth, this fellow is truly graceful. 有一说一,这家伙确实挺帅。 About the 1.8m stature, is not fat is not thin. 一米八左右的个子,不胖也不瘦。 mountains are like jade. 山似玉。 jade is like the monarch. 玉似君。 Sees her to look, Wang Quan warmly smiled, making concurrent job Little Daoist Nun a little confuse to spend the eye suddenly. 见她望来,王泉温温一笑,让兼职小道姑一时间都有点儿被迷花了眼。 „What's wrong? Can submit to under the slacks of Elder Brother? Or elder brother chest muscles taking advantage of you by? Your stature is so good I am not suffers a loss.” “咋了？要臣服在哥的休闲裤下了？要不哥把胸肌借你靠靠？你身材这么好我也不算吃亏。” „Bah!” Ye Shengge scoffed, „no wonder you could not find partner, was a pity steadily opening mouth.” “呸！”叶笙歌啐了一声,“难怪你找不到对象,就是可惜长了张嘴。” Then, she starts to tell fortunes by physiognomy for him earnestly. 说罢,她开始认真替他看相。 This looks at ..... her pair of curved willow-leaf eyebrows slightly pressed. 这看着看着.....她一双弯弯柳叶眉就微微蹙了起来。 Wang Quan is straight, „you may let alone my center of the forehead become dark, nowadays the swindlers have not played.” 王泉直乐呵,“你可别说我印堂发黑啊,这年头骗子都没这么玩儿的。” Ye Shengge has not actually met his cavity, but muttered: 叶笙歌却没接他的腔,只是喃喃道: „Strange...... your life violates the peach blossom ghost, the lifetime young person are innumerable, does, one male and several female like hold the boat against the current. If you are unable to plan good this matter, is doomed dead without the burial ground......” “奇怪......你这一生命犯桃花煞,一生红颜无数,奈何,一男多女恰如逆水操舟。若你无法规划好此事,则注定死无葬身之地......” Simply speaking, is the honest elder brother again world. 简单来说,就是诚哥再世。 But this fellow clearly single many years, why is this? 但这家伙分明单身多年,这是为何？ The Wang Quan right hand holds in the pocket to trace the cigarette case, but has not pulled out finally. 王泉右手揣兜里摸了摸烟盒,但最终还是没掏出来。 He heaves a sigh: „ Real? I do not believe. 他慨然长叹:“真的吗？我不信。 „ I am terminally ill, am called poorly, first is doomed unable greatly richly greatly expensive/noble, has one set of 130 draws house at most, BMW 3 series. “我身患绝症,叫做穷,一世注定无法大富大贵,顶多就是有一套130平的房子,还有辆宝马三系。 „ And four years ago had tell fortunes to say I was born under the Heavenly Fiend Lonely Star, being doomed lonely life, therefore I quick 28 did not have the girlfriend. “并且四年前就有个算命的说我命犯天煞孤星,注定孤独一生,所以我快二十八了还没有女朋友。 „ Moreover I play the game to return the vegetable/dish, the golden silver has paced back and forth. “而且我打游戏还菜,一直黄金白银徘徊。 „ Although the food and clothing are usually worry-free, but has not acquired the new clothes to oneself for several years. When time of quiet, the distress of innermost feelings and miserable well ups in abundance. “虽然平时吃穿无虞,但也数年未曾给自己添置新衣。每到夜深人静,内心的苦楚与凄凉纷纷涌上心头。 „That told fortunes really has not spoken incorrectly.” “那算命的果然没说错。” „Was small, the pattern was small.” Ye Shengge depends toward the sofa on, the expression is disgruntled, „where doesn't know that at this moment in? The track must come to ask for advice one or two but actually.” “小了,格局小了。”叶笙歌往沙发上一靠,表情不悦,“不知那位此刻在何方？小道倒要上门讨教一二。” She said that changed. 她就连自称都变了。 Wang Quan chuckle: „You do not want to see his.” 王泉轻笑:“你不会想去见他的。” Two mountains that Ye Shengge pats pū pū the dull thumping sound, said proudly: „Track is widely traveled entire life, will not miscalculate, that person most likely are only the Jianghu swindlers.” 叶笙歌拍的两座高山噗噗闷响,傲然道:“小道一生走南闯北,绝不会算错,那人八成只是个江湖骗子罢了。” Is widely traveled? Is goes all over various inundates the show/unfolds...... Wang Quan to maintain composure greatly the nod: „I also think that therefore......” 走南闯北？是走遍各大漫展吧......王泉不动声色点头:“我也是这么想的,所以......” Daoist Nun doubts: „Therefore?” 道姑疑惑:“所以？” „Therefore I 110 reported at that time he does superstitiously tells fortunes to amass money, now he should pick the soap in.” “所以我当时一通110举报他搞迷信替人算命敛财,现在他应该正在里面捡肥皂呢吧。” The Ye Shengge fruit blocks the way: „heretical path of the devils, everybody has the right to punish! I most hate is these spread feudal superstition fellows!” 叶笙歌果断道:“邪魔外道,人人得而诛之！我平生最恨的就是这些搞封建迷信的家伙！” „Stop the rubbish, you ask me definitely to have the matter, spoke frankly.” Wang Quan lifted the hand to look at a time, „did not say that I may walk.” “少废话,你找我肯定有事儿,直说吧。”王泉抬手看了眼时间,“不说我可走了啊。” This miss anything is good. 这姑娘什么都挺好。 The people are very very attractive, the stature is also good, leg long waist thin big, big, big. 人特别特别漂亮,身材也好,腿长腰细大大大的。 Is was a pity that opening mouth, how this character didn't get up on the knife edge steadily? 就是可惜长了张嘴,这性格怎么就支棱不起来呢？ Done Wang Quan after her too ripe instead does not have the idea in that aspect. 搞的王泉跟她太熟了之后反而没那方面的想法。 Ye Shengge discards the moral integrity decisively, „leaves! I may speak frankly, I want to let you in our blind date draws Taiwan Affairs Office member.” 叶笙歌果断丢掉节操,“别呀！那我可直说了啊,我就是想让你在我们相亲台办个会员。”