MWIMAUM :: Volume #1

#80: In a dilemma


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080 in a dilemma 080左右为难 Li Fan enters the billiard hall, immediately sees huge Second Master Guan! 李凡一进台球厅,立刻看到一个巨大的关二爷 He was shocked at that time, I force to scratch, what is this situation! This Second Master Guan height must have two meters, in the hand is carrying huge Crescent Blade, is glowering to! If not looks at this fellow is the plastic sculpture, Li Fan almost trampled on a foot! 他当时就愣住了,我勒个擦,这是什么情况!这关二爷身高得有两米,手中拎着一杆巨大的偃月刀,正对着自己怒目而视!如果不是看出来这家伙就是个塑料雕塑,李凡差点就一脚踹出去了! Lei'zi, any situation this is!” 磊子,什么情况这是!” Li Fan shouts one, but Bai Linluo about is looking around curiously. As a good student, this place his first time, at heart many somewhat novel feeling. 李凡大喊一声,而白霖洛正好奇地左右张望。身为一个好学生,这种地方他还是第一次来,心里多少有些新奇的感觉。 Huang Lei is sitting behind the table at this time the number money, is one after another, does not know that has gained many. 黄磊此时正坐在桌子后面数钱,都是一块一块的,也不知道赚了多少。 This two days billiard hall started to hold the league tournament, proper many person registration. Doing accounts issue Li Fan does not manage, lost to Huang Lei processing. 两天台球厅已经开始举行联赛了,正经不少人报名。算账的问题李凡是不管的,都丢给了黄磊处理。 Big Brother, you may come!” 大哥,你可来了!” Huang Lei has forced in a ten-cent note the drawer, the good lock, this sad looks at Li Fan. 黄磊把一把毛票塞进了抽屉里,上好锁,这才一脸苦相地看着李凡 Um, first said that this called Bai Linluo, nickname four-eyes, later was our companions.” “嗯,先介绍一下,这位叫白霖洛,外号四眼,以后就是我们的同伴了。” „? Big Brother, do not tease me, we do, but earthshaking bulk bargain, do you ask a student to come to be good?” “啊?大哥,你别逗我,咱们干的可是惊天动地的大买卖,你找个学生来能行吗?” A Huang Lei face does not trust, Li Fan stared his one eyes, has you, has sufficed not reasonable! The Little Four-eyes brains are very easy-to-use, can help me offer advice.” 黄磊一脸的不信任,李凡瞪了他一眼,“有你在,就已经够不靠谱的了!小四眼的头脑很好用,可以帮我多出出主意。” Offers advice to fear anything, Big Brother, I also a lot of ideas! My Half-Immortal Huang may have a nickname, is called the consultancy company!” “出主意怕什么,大哥,我也一肚子的主意啊!我黄半仙可还有个外号,就叫做点子公司!” You may knock it off!” “你可拉倒吧!” Li Fan almost collapses, how you did not say that you asked resourceful strategist Wu to use! On your a lot of rancid drop, which I dare to use!” 李凡差点崩溃,“你咋不说你叫智多星吴用呢!就你那一肚子的馊点子,哪个我敢用!” Big Brother you said that may make me sad!” 大哥你这么说可太让我伤心了!” Huang Lei puts on a long face, my this, does one's best you to serve for Big Brother for a lifetime! My this Half-Immortal Huang telling fortunes outdoor shop does not want, fights for state power with Big Brother, Big Brother actually like this said me, my heart must break to pieces.” 黄磊哭丧着脸,“我这一辈子啊,尽心尽力为大哥你服务啊!我这黄半仙连算命摊子都不要了,跟着大哥打天下,大哥竟然这样说我,我心都要碎了。” fuck off, hurried saying that had an accident!” 滚犊子,赶紧说,出什么事了!” Li Fan pursues asks. 李凡追问道。 Big Brother...... Although our business is good, but this two days I discovered that originally our is a mess!” 大哥……虽然咱们生意不错,但是这两天我才发现,原来咱们这是个烂摊子啊!” Huang Lei very depressed, „, if knows that this is a mess, I did not urge that you bought here......” 黄磊非常的沮丧,“要是知道这是个烂摊子,我就不催促你买这里了……” How, did you mention listen? Suppressed was not saying that you did think to be anxious I?” “怎么了,你说来听听?憋着不说,你想急死我啊?” Li Fan closely examined, Huang Lei then said. 李凡追着问,黄磊这才说道。 Big Brother...... I have not thought really that here unexpectedly is the Fu Fan domain......” 大哥……我是真没想到,这里竟然是傅凡到底地盘……” The features expressing pain of Huang Lei that face, that Fu Fan, is a very famous Big Brother level character. However he is quite low-key in the two years, I think that he did not mix in this. Has not thought that today his little brother collected the protection money to the billiard hall.” 黄磊那一脸的苦相,“那个傅凡,也是挺有名的一个大哥级人物。不过他这两年比较低调,我以为他不在这混了呢。没想到,今天他的小弟到台球厅收保护费来了。” That gives.” “那就给呗。” Li Fan understood to this actually, so long as they can not stir up trouble, every month to the protection money, does not matter. Does business, is fastidious is friendly disposition leads to wealth, does not need to make is so stiff. 李凡对这个倒是理解,只要他们能不来惹事,每个月给点保护费,也无所谓。做生意,讲究的就是和气生财,没有必要弄的那么僵。 Yes, gave, reached an agreement, one month 500.” “是啊,给了啊,说好的,一个月500。” Huang Lei stretches out five finger to come, I gave, this custom my Huang Lei will observe. But has not thought that the proleg has given him, the posterior crus, the Hu Yang person came!” 黄磊伸出五根手指来,“我就给了呗,这点规矩我黄磊还是会遵守的。但没想到,前脚给了他,后脚,胡洋的人又来了!” Hu Yang? Which group of Great God is also?” 胡洋?又是哪路大神?” This fellow is not affable......” “这家伙也不好惹啊……” Huang Lei smiles bitterly three, „before this boy, is a Fu Fan little brother, called Second Dog Hu! Afterward had gained fame and fortune, very good ratio of mixing! Now he competes for this piece of Big Brother position with Fu Fan, two people fight that to call a liveliness! Finally painstakingly we!” 黄磊苦笑三声,“这小子以前是傅凡的一个小弟,又叫胡二狗!后来发迹了,混的挺牛比的!现在他跟傅凡争夺这一片大哥的位置,两个人斗得那叫一个热闹!结果苦了咱们了!” They spar, has any relationship with us!” “他们斗法,跟咱们有啥关系啊!” Li Fan cannot bear ask. 李凡忍不住问道。 Everybody important map surface!” “大家都要图个面啊!” Huang Lei has referred to the air-to-air money box case, this Second Dog Hu person one, the opens mouth wants 1000! Is local tyrant, which cannot stir up, therefore I have given 1000. The result turns head to think, Big Brother, this time I gave to hold the wrong thing really!” 黄磊指了指空空的钱匣子,“这胡二狗的人一来,张口就要1000!都是地头蛇,哪个也惹不起,于是我就给了1000了。结果回头想一想,大哥,这次我真给办错事了!” „? What to do to make a mistake?” “哦?怎么办错了?” Money gave.” “钱给多了。” Bai Linluo has pushed under own eyeglasses, to the Second Dog Hu person 1000, then the Fu Fan person naturally is not glad. Although now everybody is Big Brother, but Second Dog Hu gave Fu Fan to become the little brother after all. A little brother are more than money that Big Brother takes, when Big Brother definitely cannot be glad.” 白霖洛推了下自己的眼镜,“给胡二狗的人1000,那么傅凡的人自然不乐意。虽然现在大家都是大哥,但毕竟胡二狗曾经给傅凡当过小弟。一个小弟比大哥拿的钱多,当大哥的肯定不能乐意。” His such saying, Li Fan understood. 他这么一说,李凡就明白了。 Little brother mentality is good!” “小兄弟思路不错啊!” Huang Lei has sized up Bai Linluo, line, has the development, later mixes with your Brother Lei well!” 黄磊多打量了一下白霖洛,“行啊,有发展,以后跟着你磊哥好好混!” Brother Lei, later please assist me in any way you can.” 磊哥,以后请多多关照。” Bai Linluo is very polite, Li Fan actually a slap pats in the head of Huang Lei. 白霖洛很客气,李凡一巴掌拍在黄磊的头上。 Do not shout blindly that later called Military Adviser!” “别瞎喊,以后叫军师!” I go...... Quite official......” “我去……好正式啊……” Huang Lei has gawked, can compel the standard to be too high?” 黄磊愣了一下,“会不会逼格太高啊?” Wants is compels standard to be high!” “要的就是逼格高!” Li Fan Haha smiles, we suffice vulgarly, I must build Mei Changsu such Military Adviser Little Four-eyes and ensure that the women like!” 李凡哈哈一笑,“咱俩就够俗的了,我要把小四眼打造成一个梅长苏那样的军师,保证女人们都喜欢的那种!” Big Brother, my this may probably refute you.” 大哥,我这可要反驳你了。” Huang Lei Hehe smiles, „the compelling standard of man not in style, I do not have anything to compel the standard, different was treated by the woman sees! Like yesterday evening that woman! I use my Nine Character Incantation, falls her docile!” 黄磊嘿嘿一笑,“男人的逼格可不在格调上,我没啥逼格,不一样受女人待见嘛!就像昨天晚上那个娘们吧!我用我的九字真言,把她降的服服帖帖的!” Nine Character Incantation? What Nine Character Incantation?” 九字真言?啥九字真言?” Li Fan and Bai Linluo look at each other one, does not know that in the brain of Huang Lei thinks arrived anything everything in disorder. 李凡白霖洛对视一眼,不知道黄磊的脑子里又想到了什么乱七八糟的。 This is Nine Character Incantation of man, Big Brother you must remember!” “这可是男人的九字真言啊,大哥你一定要记住了!” Huang Lei is somewhat small excitedly, these nine characters are, is big, is not feeling well crisply, calls the father!” 黄磊有些小兴奋,“这九个字就是,大不大,爽不爽,叫爸爸!” !” “噗!” Bai Linluo spouts an old blood directly, obviously is first time saw Huang Lei such is not proper. Li Fan is actually good, is fierce of headache, is covering own temples. 白霖洛直接喷出一口老血,显然是第一次见到黄磊如此的不正经。李凡倒是还好,就是头痛的厉害,捂着自己的太阳穴。 Good was good, Lei'zi, I took!” “行了行了,磊子,我服了!” „......” “……” Various Bai Linluo speechless, such place really reasonable...... 白霖洛各种无语,这样的地方真的靠谱么…… „, Your this Second Master Guan what the hell? You must make an idol, does not need to make is so big!” “还有,你这个关二爷什么鬼?你要弄个神像,也没必要弄的这么大吧!” This can blow here evil aura!” “这样才能镇得住这里的邪气啊!” Huang Lei said hastily that here was really too weird, you looked that started doing business several days, met this type of exercise egg the matter! I thought that Second Master Guan is not very big, turns head entire to be bigger!” 黄磊连忙说道,“这里真的是太邪门了,你看,才开业几天,就遇到这种操蛋的事情!我觉得关二爷还不够大,回头得整个更大的!” Ok, you turn head to look for a manure pit, pinches the 3-level Lou tall Second Master Guan town with the dung here and ensure surrounding area ten li (0.5km), nobody affronts!” “行,你回头找个粪池,用大粪捏个三层楼高的关二爷镇在这里,保证方圆十里,无人冒犯!” The taunt of Li Fan air/Qi said. 李凡气的嘲讽道。 Big Brother this move fierce! How I have not thought!” 大哥这招厉害啊!我怎么就没想到!” Huang Lei has also seriously pondered, such should a big excrement looks like, stably what use?” 黄磊还认真思考了起来,“这么一大座屎像,应该用什么稳固呢?” „, I i.e. said!” “靠,我就是说说而已!” Li Fan almost collapses, you dare to make, I to you fill Second Master Guan that this excrement makes!” 李凡差点崩溃,“你真敢弄,我把这屎做的关二爷都给你灌下去!” „, Big Brother, do not say that Come-come-come, we hit two, my recent skill in ball games grows perceptibly!” “诶呀,大哥,别这么说嘛,来来来,咱俩打两杆,我最近球技又见长!” Looks to start to hit the billiard two people, Bai Linluo has scratched in side the cold sweat, was whispering oneself is this regret time, the front door of this billiard hall was kicked aside suddenly, several small hoodlum flushed. 看着开始打台球的两个人,白霖洛在旁边擦了把冷汗,正在嘀咕自己是不是该后悔的时候,这台球厅的大门突然被人一脚踢开,几个小混子冲了进来。 ================================= ================================= Alipay password red package: Please support My Wife is Martial Arts Union Master 支付宝口令红包:请支持老婆是武林盟主
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