037 received a younger brother 037收了个弟弟 The Principal cold sweat has gotten down, with washing sauna, this could not stop, felt that the pants crotch was wet. 校长的冷汗都下来了,跟洗桑拿似的,这就止不住了,感觉裤裆都湿了。 He lived these many years, first time before young people so poverty-stricken! But this young people were actually deciding his destiny, he can only recognize instigated! 他活了这么多年,第一次在一个年轻人面前如此的窘迫！但偏偏这个年轻人却决定着他的命运,他只能认怂！ „That...... School Director Murong...... Possibly is I a little processes inconsiderately.” “那个……慕容校董啊……可能是我有点处理不周。” Principal is scratching the cold sweat, while said that „Schoolmate Li Fan had sacrificed itself for us, dared to display their wisdom and bravery with the scoundrel, was the good example of all our teachers and students! I decide to protect the good Schoolmate Li Fan security, simultaneously prepares to Schoolmate Li Fan holds a commendation rally! Let all teachers and students learn from the Schoolmate Li Fan spirit!” 校长一边擦着冷汗,一边说道,“李凡同学为我们大家伙牺牲了自己,敢于和歹徒斗智斗勇,是我们全体师生的好榜样！我决定保护好李凡同学的安全,同时准备给李凡同学开一个表彰大会！让所有师生都向李凡同学的精神学习！” The surrounding schoolmate is shocked, is Principal, is really the step swings Bi Lian! 周围的同学一个个都大跌眼镜,到底是校长,真是步摇碧莲啊！ „Commendation meeting does not use, the student who leaves the casual dismissal school was OK.” “表彰会就不用了,别随便开除学校的学生就可以了。” Murong Ying throws down these words, turns around to leave. 慕容樱丢下这句话,转身离开。 Principal relaxed finally, was still whispering simultaneously at heart. How this is Li Fan a little background or? Must dismiss him, unexpectedly Murong Ying alarming? Said that Murong Ying wants to find an excuse, left office by oneself? 校长终于松了口气,同时心里还在嘀咕。这李凡是有点背景还是怎么着？要开除他,竟然把慕容樱给惊动了？还是说,慕容樱只是想找个借口,让自己下台？ No matter which answer, oneself must carefully be more right! 不管是哪个答案,自己都要更加小心才对！ „Has a look quickly, Li Fan how! Looks for several strong points securities, is accompanying him!” “快看看,李凡怎么样了！找几个强壮点的保安,陪着他！” Principal told that own secretary, this secretary stature is very good, looks is the vase daily necessities. She has pushed her eyeglasses, frowns saying that „Principal...... Our securities are old and weak invalid......” 校长吩咐自己的秘书,这秘书身材很好,一看就是花瓶型的日用品。她推了一下自己的眼镜,皱着眉头说道,“校长……咱们的保安都是老弱病残啊……” „Old and weak invalid?” “老弱病残？” „Right...... Is these your relative...... These three Sir two uncle anything of native place......” “对啊……就是那些您的亲戚……老家的那些三大爷二大舅什么的……” „Hateful......” “可恶……” Principal is pressing own temples, has a headache awfully. Really has not thought that at that time had arranged these people, now instead has given such big trouble to oneself. 校长按着自己的太阳穴,头疼的要命。真是没想到,当时安排了那些人,现在反而给自己添了这么大的麻烦。 „No matter what, sends for first! Do not let him have the danger!” “不管怎么样,先派人跟着吧！别让他有危险！” Principal told one, secretary nodded, then arranged the person with Li Fan. 校长吩咐一声,秘书点点头,然后去安排人跟着李凡去了。 But at this time Li Fan naturally does not know that Murong Ying has helped oneself, he has chinned up and chested out ran out of the classroom building, comes to the arrived drill ground. 而此时李凡自然不知道慕容樱帮了自己一把,他已经昂首挺胸地冲出了教学楼,来到了操场上。 „Master!” “师父！” Sees Li Fan to appear, Huang Lei is very excited, the wooden wooden scoop in hand a little trembles, the excrement water sprinkles. 看到李凡出现,黄磊十分激动,手里的木瓢都有点发抖,粪水洒得哩哩啦啦的。 „Huang Lei, you calmly!” “黄磊,你冷静点！” Li Fan hurries to say to Huang Lei that „calm, should not be excited!” 李凡赶忙对黄磊说道,“冷静点,千万不要激动！” „Master, I guessed right, you will definitely come out!” “师父,我就算准了,你肯定会出来的！” Huang Lei is a little indeed excited, „I will not miscalculate!” 黄磊的确有点激动,“我不会算错的！” „This with does not have least bit relationship that you do calculate?” “这跟你算的没有半点关系好吗？” Li Fan wants to cry but have no tears, „your this sprinkled the dung to work than your divining by the eight diagrams!” 李凡欲哭无泪,“你这一泼大粪比你的卜卦灵多了！” „Hehe, Master, you do not come out not like this.” “嘿嘿,师父,不这样你也不出来呀。” Huang Lei admits on the wooden wooden scoop nearby handcart, then somewhat shyly looks at Li Fan, „master, you look at me today, like Superstar?” 黄磊把木瓢放进旁边的手推车上,然后有些腼腆地看着李凡,“师父,你看我今天,像不像一个大明星？” „Superstar your younger sister!” “大明星你妹啊！” Li Fan cannot bear the spitting trough maliciously, „the dung on your hand is the genuine star! You such do, do I also mix in school? You, you had not feared that was grasped by the police?” 李凡忍不住狠狠的吐槽,“你手上的大粪才是真正的明星啊！你这么搞,我在学校还怎么混下去？还有你自己,你不怕被警察抓吗？” „At the worst was closed for 15 days!” “大不了就是被关15天嘛！” Huang Lei said indifferently that „squats the several days lockup, fears a wool! But if has missed with the fate of master, my intestines wanted the regret to be blue!” 黄磊无所谓地说道,“蹲几天看守所罢了,怕个毛！但若是错过了跟师父的缘分,我肠子都要悔青了！” „Date blood mother......” “日了血妈……” Li Fan felt arrived deep is not wonderful, this Huang Lei...... It is not ordinary! 李凡感觉到了深深的不妙,这黄磊……不一般啊！ If some hoodlum are the crafty hooligan, Huang Lei he is the fight meat in crafty hooligan! This fellow is simply invincible! The blade cannot chop into, fries in oil airtight! 如果说一些混子是滚刀肉的话,黄磊他就是滚刀肉中的战斗肉！这家伙简直就是无敌啊！刀砍不入,油炸不透啊！ „Master, you received me!” “师父,你就收了我吧！” Huang Lei starts to make the self- sales promotion, „you received me, the wondrous use is infinite!” 黄磊开始做着自我推销,“你收了我,妙用无限啊！” „I use you to do, applies fertilizer to banker!” “我用你干啥啊,给庄家施肥啊！” The Li Fan air/Qi was happy, „also has, your group of younger brothers?” 李凡气乐了,“还有,你那帮弟弟呢？” „Gave the point to send back the fee, making them go home.” “给了点遣送费,让他们都回家了。” Huang Lei explained that „links my this, when Big Brother must be the little brother, but how also to lead the following younger brother. I thought that the master was quite easy to learn, so long as can the three fist two feet of society master, enough I the wanderer on Jianghu!” 黄磊解释,“连我这当大哥的都要做小弟了,还怎么带下面的弟弟。我都想好了,跟着师父好好学,只要能学会师父的三拳两脚,就足够我在江湖上闯荡了！” „I am only a student, anything is not good to teach you.” “我只是个学生,没什么好教你的。” Li Fan saw that has the security to turn toward here to come close, but some all around many schoolmates are also surrounding. Li Fan does not want to make the school to cause a stir, he tries expelling Huang Lei. 李凡看到有保安又向着这边接近过来,而四周也有很多同学在围观。李凡不想弄得全校轰动,他试图把黄磊给赶走。 „You walk quickly, disturbs again, my angry | vitality!” “你快走吧,再来捣乱,我就生气了！” „Master, you accept me!” “师父,你就收下我吧！” Side Huang Lei the security that finds goes forward secretly, as soon as he raises the wooden wooden scoop, that security frightened falls on the ground. 黄磊一眼瞧见旁边偷偷上前的保安,他一扬起木瓢,那保安吓得一屁股摔在了地上。 He continues to say to Li Fan, „, so long as the master accepts me, making me make anything to be good!” 他继续对李凡说道,“只要师父收下我,让我做什么都行！” „I do not accept the disciple really! My art has not practiced!” “我真不收徒！我自己的功夫还没练好呢！” Thinks that last night lost to Murong Ying, Li Fan at heart one intermittently has not been feeling well. 想到昨晚败给了慕容樱,李凡就心里一阵阵不爽。 „Does not have relationship, that not, when master and disciple, I give you to become the younger brother!” “没关系,那就不当师徒,我给你当弟！” Huang Lei said immediately grinningly that „starting today, I am your younger brother, you are my Big Brother!” 黄磊立刻笑嘻嘻地说道,“从今天开始,我就是你弟,你就是我大哥！” „Excuse me! You were quick three people, I also less than 20?” “拜托！你都快三张的人了,我还不到20好吗？” Li Fan almost collapses. 李凡差点崩溃。 „Big Brother, you possibly. In this line, what looks is the qualifications, is not the age!” “大哥,你可能不懂。在这一行,看的是资历,不是年龄！” Huang Lei answered, „, so long as Big Brother complied, later I you mixed with Big Brother! Big Brother you said anything, I listen to anything!” 黄磊解释道,“只要大哥答应,以后我就跟大哥你混了！大哥你说啥,我就听啥！” „Did you say?” “你说的？” A Li Fan eye revolution, came the idea. 李凡眼睛一转,来了主意。 „Yes! Big Brother, so long as you said one! My Half-Immortal Huang from fire to fire, in water in water!” “是！大哥,只要你说一声！我黄半仙火里火里来,水里水里去！” „That line, you drank this excrement!” “那行,你把这粪喝了！” A Li Fan finger of night-soil bucket, said. 李凡一指粪桶,说道。 Huang Lei was at that time scared, hollow laugh two, „Big Brother...... You, you are are not playing me......” 黄磊当时就傻眼了,干笑两声,“大哥……你,你不是在玩我吧……” „Since wants to do obeisance in my disciple, must obey my custom.” “既然想拜在我的门下,就要听从我的规矩。” Li Fan both hands defeated/carrying after behind, pretend the experienced appearance. He does not make Huang Lei eat the excrement, but wants to make Huang Lei give way before difficulties. 李凡双手负在身后,装作老成的样子。他并不是真的让黄磊吃屎,只是想让黄磊知难而退。 „Good! My Huang Lei is ready for any sacrifice today! My Half-Immortal Huang anything has eaten, has not eaten the excrement! Today also tastes the excrement is any flavor!” “好！我黄磊今天豁出去了！我黄半仙啥都吃过,就是没吃过粪！今天也尝尝屎是个啥味道！” Has not thought that Huang Lei tears off oneself coat, then rolls up the sleeves, takes up the wooden wooden scoop, has scooped up one scoop of dungs directly, is unafraid of death general, took to turn toward the mouth to hand over! 没想到黄磊一把扯掉自己身上的外套,然后挽起袖子,拿起木瓢,直接舀了一瓢大粪,视死如归一般,拿着就向着嘴边递了过去！ The surrounding several securities could not bear spit for the respect first! But Li Fan takes up a pebble, shot. 周围几个保安已经忍不住先吐为敬！而李凡拿起一枚小石子,弹了出去。 , The Huang Lei wrist|skill eats the pain, the wooden wooden scoop fell on the ground, the dung has sprinkled before his foot. 啪的一声,黄磊手腕吃痛,木瓢掉在了地上,大粪洒在他的脚前。 „Good was good, I took.” “行了行了,我服了。” Li Fan was thoroughly by Huang Lei convincing, although this Huang Lei the ability was not much, but this crafty hooligan made people helpless. 李凡算是彻底被黄磊给弄服了,这个黄磊虽然本领不怎么样,但这一身的滚刀肉着实让人无奈。 „You find a place to stay first a meeting, 12 : 00 pm, I behind the billiard hall to school look for you.” “你先找个地方呆一会,中午12点,我到学校后面的台球厅找你。” Now or school hours, Li Fan decides to be on vacation from school at noon again and Huang Lei chats. 现在还是上课时间,李凡决定中午放学再和黄磊聊聊。 „Ok! Big Brother you could rest assured that I guaranteed is punctual!” “行嘞！大哥你放心,我保证准时到！” Huang Lei is happy, „Hahaha, I know that I divined according to the diagrams today, guarantees to achieve immediate success! Thank Grand Supreme Elderly Monarch!” 黄磊非常开心,“哈哈哈,我就知道,我今天算了一卦,保证马到成功！感谢太上老君！” „Thanked your night-soil bucket...... Hurries!” “还是感谢你的粪桶吧……赶紧走！” ============================= ============================= A nouveau riche point has pounded Union Master, temporarily adds one, thanks the boss, the good person life is safe! 土豪点点砸了盟主,临时加一更,谢谢老板,好人一生平安！