035 Huang Lei 035黄磊 What situation? 什么情况？ Li Fan exhibits double fist subconsciously, prepares to start at any time! 李凡下意识地就摆出双拳,随时准备开打！ dantian air/Qi was also moved, walks randomly in the middle of the Li Fan's meridians. The surrounding world, as if became has filled, the rumor that came to one's ear continually became so clear! 一口丹田气也被调了上来,游走于李凡的经络当中。周围的世界,仿佛变得满了下来,连过耳的风声都变得如此清晰！ The hand of that yellow-haired puts in own pocket slowly, is pulling out the dagger? 那黄毛的手慢慢伸进自己的口袋里,是在掏匕首么？ The Li Fan eye sends out the dazzling brilliance, as if the star in dark night. But yellow-haired actually pulls out one package of Yuxi, extracts one, on the face is hanging the flattery smiling face, gives Li Fan. 李凡眼睛发出耀眼的光辉,仿佛黑夜中的明星。但黄毛却掏出一包玉溪,抽出一根,脸上挂着奉承地笑容,递给李凡。 „Doesn't elder brother, smoke?” “哥,抽烟不？” Isn't fights? 不是来打架的？ Li Fan stayed, but receives the fist quickly, has shoved open the hand of yellow-haired, „I do not smoke.” 李凡呆了呆,但很快收起拳头,推开了黄毛的手,“我不抽烟。” „Elder brother you could rest assured that this is the proper smoke, has not mixed the thing!” “哥你放心,这是正经烟,没掺东西！” yellow-haired thinks that Li Fan is vigilant him, hurries to say. 黄毛以为李凡是警惕他,赶忙说道。 „I do not smoke really...... Who did the words say you?” “我真不抽烟……话说你谁啊？” „My brother! How you gave to forget me!” “我的哥哥诶！你怎么把我给忘了！” yellow-haired hurries to point at itself, „had we also seen that last night? Did you forget?” 黄毛赶忙指着自己,“咱们昨晚还见过那？你忘了吗？” Li Fan frowned, has thought that recalled to mind the face of yellow-haired suddenly. 李凡皱起眉头,想了一下,忽然记起了黄毛的脸。 „, Are you that zealot?” “哦哦,你是那个神棍？” „Any zealot, the elder brother you may be able to crack a joke really!” “啥神棍,哥你可真能开玩笑！” yellow-haired hurried to introduce officially he, „I called Huang Lei, San Shilei! Can predict accurately, has a little magical skill, therefore the people in called me Half-Immortal Huang. However the elder brother you called me Lei Lei then it will be alright! So long as you are happy, calling my sons to be good!” 黄毛赶忙正式介绍了一下自己,“我叫黄磊,三石磊！能掐会算,有那么一点道行,所以道上的人都叫我黄半仙。不过哥你叫我磊磊就行！只要您开心,叫我儿子都行！” Fuck, this was too inexpensive. 卧槽,这太贱了。 Li Fan withdraws subconsciously two steps, so as to avoid contaminates on this Huang Lei inexpensive air/Qi. 李凡下意识地退后两步,免得沾染这黄磊身上的贱气。 „I may not have your such son, what do you ask me to make?” “我可没有你这样的儿子,你找我做什么？” Li Fan asked that has not thought that the Huang Lei racket own clothes, then directly full of admiration have actually knelt to Li Fan. 李凡问了一句,没想到黄磊却拍拍自己的衣服,然后直接冲着李凡五体投地跪了下来。 „Big Brother, saw yesterday, I was subdued by your appearance! Therefore today my Huang Lei acknowledges you as the teacher in this! Asked the master to accept me!” “大哥,昨天一见,我被你的神采所折服！所以今天我黄磊在此拜您为师！请师父收下我！” Huang Lei lives up to one's words, but also has been knocking three knocks to the Li Fan coconut palm coconut palm coconut palm really! 黄磊说到做到,还真对着李凡梆梆梆磕了三个响头！ The surrounding student is watching the fun, this is hooligan kowtowing to a student? 周围的学生都在看热闹,这个小混混怎么对着一个学生磕头？ Li Fan are also somewhat flustered, he first time handles this matter. 李凡自己也是有些慌张,他还是第一次处理这种事。 „You are quick! Do not deliberately create trouble!” “你快起来！别胡闹！” Li Fan sees the arrived Teaching Director form from afar, if made him discover, has not known how to process itself! 李凡远远看到了教导主任的身影,要是让他发现了,还不知道怎么处理自己呢！ „No! The master does not recognize me, I do not get up!” “不！师父不认我,我就不起来！” Huang Lei this hooligan, although seems slippery, but actually tenacious very much, is kowtowing to Li Fan unexpectedly. 黄磊这个小混混,虽然看上去油头滑脑的,但却固执的很,竟然对着李凡一个劲地磕头。 The person who gathers are getting more and more, but the Teaching Director form was also getting more and more near! 聚过来的人越来越多,而教导主任的身影也越来越近了！ „Good, I promise you!” “好了好了,我答应你！” Li Fan felt that is compelled the marriage likely! Really was the day the blood mother! 李凡感觉像是在被逼婚！真是日了血妈！ „Hehe, Master, on wait for you these words.” “嘿嘿,师父,就等你这句话了。” Huang Lei has stood grinningly, „these person of I helped you send.” 黄磊笑嘻嘻地站了起来,“这些人我帮你打发了。” Saying, was roaring to the surrounding person wickedly, „ looked at you motherfucker! Gets the hell out to the father! „ 说着,冲着周围的人恶狠狠地咆哮,“都看你们MB！给老子滚蛋！“ He berated, these students scatter in a panic immediately. Li Fan is also set free, turns toward the class and grade to run directly. 他一喝斥,这些学生立刻作鸟兽散。李凡也得以脱身,直接向着班级跑去。 „Master, which the master do you want to go?” “师父,师父你要去哪啊？” Huang Lei somewhat worries, just acknowledged as teacher, did the master run? 黄磊有些着急,刚拜师,师父怎么就跑了？ „Who must be your master, see again | goodbye your!” “谁要做你师父,再见了您那！” Li Fan a moment ago is the delaying tactics, he should not be a hooligan master! This comedy, he will not pull with these people absolutely first half selects relationship! 李凡刚才不过是缓兵之计,他才不要做一个混混的师父！这不搞笑呢么,他绝对不会跟这些人扯上半点关系的！ Li Fan taking advantage of own foot Cheng Kuai, quickly flinging not to have the shade Huang Lei. 李凡借着自己脚程快,很快把黄磊给甩没影了。 Huang Lei in stamping the feet of school gate tone, in the point a cigarette, said maliciously that „master, you cannot be inescapable! I make certainly your little darling recognize my this disciple!” 黄磊在校门口气的跺了跺脚,狠狠点上一根烟,说道,“师父,你跑不了的！我一定让你乖乖认我这个徒弟！” Li Fan returns to in the class, but also somewhat has a lingering fear. It seems like this Huang Lei must stop up itself, did not fear fights actually with him, after all he is not his match. Fears feared that he pesters himself. It is estimated that school gate cannot walk, in the evening brings Lin Yuexian to walk the side gate! 李凡回到班级里,还有些心有余悸。看来这个黄磊是要堵自己了,倒是不怕和他打架,毕竟他也不是自己的对手。怕就怕,他纠缠自己。估计校门口是不能走了,晚上带着林月仙走侧门吧！ Last night was really too tired, Li Fan somewhat cannot boil, attending class time lay on the table whistling rests greatly. But lives regarding a such difference, the teacher already did not manage him, whatever he whistling rests in the last row greatly. 昨晚实在是太累了,李凡有些熬不住,上课的时候就趴在桌子上呼呼大睡。而对于这样的一个差生,老师早就不太管他了,任由他在最后一排呼呼大睡。 Also does not know that has rested several classes, shared a table shakes to wake to him suddenly. 也不知道睡了几节课,同桌突然给他摇醒了。 „Li Fan...... Li Fan...... It is not good......” “李凡……李凡……不好了……” „How? Earthquake?” “咋了？地震了？” Li Fan sticks blurry rubs the eyes, dream Li Zheng pulls out the Murong Ying whip, finally such shook to wake, unusual not being feeling well. 李凡迷糊糊地揉揉眼睛,梦里正抽慕容樱鞭子呢,结果被这么摇醒,非常的不爽。 „Outside...... Outside in great confusion......” “外面……外面乱成一团了……” „How?” “咋地了？” Li Fan curls the lip, „, if deceives me, I pinch you!” 李凡一撇嘴,“要是骗我,我就捏死你！” He is getting out of bed air/Qi, but shares a table is only the four-eyes young male student, frightens trembles. Said that Li Fan has now worked as hooligan, terrorizes men and take their women, abuses power in the school...... It seems like that. 他是起床气,而同桌只是个四眼小男生,吓得一哆嗦。都说李凡现在当了小混混了,欺男霸女的,在学校作威作福……看来,是真的了。 „I...... I have not deceived you...... You look......” “我……我没骗你……你自己看……” That side the window has lain several students, these students the class on, did not dry in the sun the teacher on the platform. 窗户那边已经趴了好几个学生了,这些学生连课都不上了,把老师晾在了讲台上。 The teacher has not managed own students, he ran in a hurry the classroom. 老师也没管自己的学生们,他匆匆地跑出了教室。 But Li Fan rubbed the eyes, has collected. 而李凡揉揉眼睛,凑了过去。 „Elder brother several, let, makes me have a look.” “哥几个,让一下,也让我看看。” Li Fan was blocked by the crowd, but front nobody manages him. 李凡被人群挡住,但前面没人理他。 „Lets a place, is good?” “让个地方,行不行？” Li Fan sound high eight degrees, the front several students turn around, is showing the whites of the eyes, but sees is Li Fan, must frighten to urinate. 李凡声音高了八度,前面几个学生转过来,正翻白眼,但看到是李凡,全都要吓尿了。 Front big window, student all disperses two sides, leaves behind a spacious place to Li Fan. 前面一张大窗户,学生全都散到两边,给李凡留下一个空旷的地方。 Li Fan flexure flexure back of the head, the heart said that today these students so are polite? 李凡挠挠后脑勺,心说今天这些学生怎么这么客气了？ Near his gathering window, is scared immediately. 他凑到窗户边上,立刻傻眼了。 Do I force a grass, the what is this situation? 我勒个草,这是什么情况？ Sees only Huang Lei to stand in the big drill ground, in the hand is pushing a handcart, above is suspending several barrels of dungs! 只见黄磊站在大操场上,手里推着一个手推车,上面摆着几桶大粪！ Huang Lei is carrying the tuba, another hand grabs the wooden wooden scoop, shouts loudly. 黄磊一手拎着大喇叭,另一只手抓着木瓢,大声喊道。 „Li Fan! You come out! You come out quickly!” “李凡！你出来！你快出来！” Huang Lei penetrates the tuba to shout, while extends with the wooden wooden scoop to the night-soil bucket, scoops up one spoon of dungs, then turned toward the window of classroom building to sprinkle. 黄磊一边透过大喇叭嚷着,一边用木瓢伸到粪桶里,舀上一勺大粪,然后向着教学楼的窗户泼了过来。 „Aaah!” “啊啊啊！” On downstairs several leaves of glasses was sprinkled the excrement water, inside female students frighten to call out in alarm. 楼下几扇玻璃上被泼上了粪水,里面的女生们吓得惊叫起来。 The surroundings have the securities of several schools to go forward, but Huang Lei wields the wooden wooden scoop, the excrement water splash, frightens them to turn head to run! 周围有几个学校的保安想上前,但黄磊一挥木瓢,粪水飞溅,吓得他们扭头就跑！ Damn, does not bring to play chemical weapons! 尼玛,不带玩生化武器的啊！ „Li Fan! You come out quickly! Otherwise my today's excrement dyes in two!” “李凡！你快出来！不然我今天粪染二中！” Huang Lei shouts to shout that he was ready for any sacrifice really! One mixed these many years on the [say / way], first time saw student who such can hit! So long as mixes with him, studies on several, oneself must certainly make a rapid career advance! 黄磊扯着嗓子大喊,他真的是豁出去了！自己在道上混了这么多年,第一次见到这么能打的学生！只要跟着他混,学上几手,自己肯定要飞黄腾达！ One are greatly noisy in the school, even if went with a sense of urgency is also 15 days, fears anything, has! 自己在学校里大闹,就算被抓紧去也就是15天,怕什么,又不是没进去过！ Huang Lei has scooped up one spoon of dungs, sprinkles toward the classroom building. 黄磊又舀了一勺大粪,向着教学楼泼过来。 Today does not see Li Fan, he vows not to rest! 今天不见到李凡,他誓不罢休！ „Li Fan! Li Fan! Do not make the turtle! Comes out!” “李凡！李凡！别做缩头乌龟！出来！” Li Fan in hesitant, the heart said that this Huang Lei obviously is a bum, saw that he estimated will be very hard to deal with. But at this time, the front door of classroom was shoved open, Principal is scratching the cold sweat, while walked. 李凡正在犹豫呢,心说这黄磊显然是个二赖子,见到他估计会很难缠。但就在这时候,教室的大门被推开了,校长一边擦着冷汗,一边走了进来。 He sees Li Fan, goes forward to scold to say. 他看到李凡,上前就呵斥道。 „Li Fan! You watch the good deed that you do!” “李凡！你看你干的好事！” ======================= ======================= Was sorry that was later...... Last night in several readers with the reader group played the three countries to kill to play TAT together too late, rested to be excessive, was really sorry! 抱歉更晚了……昨晚跟读者群里几个读者一起玩三国杀玩太晚了TAT,睡过了头,实在抱歉！