MWIMAUM :: Volume #4

#306: Offends in every way


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306 offends in every way 306多方得罪 You look at my appearance, is cracking a joke likely?” “你看我的样子,像是在开玩笑么?” Liu Xinnan looks at Li Fan very much earnestly, Li Fan a few words have not irritated her. 刘歆楠很认真地看着李凡,李凡一句话差点没把她气死。 Like!” “像!” Like your younger sister!” “像你妹!” Liu Xinnan gouged Li Fan one maliciously, Li Fan felt she resembled the air/Qi was very fierce. 刘歆楠狠狠剜了李凡一眼,李凡感觉她好像气的挺厉害的。 Excuse me, you are Honored Young Lady.” “拜托,你可是千金大小姐。” Li Fan reminded Liu Xinnan, this joke do not open randomly. If I have not taken seriously carefully, what to do?” 李凡提醒刘歆楠,“这种玩笑可不要乱开。我要是不小心当真了,怎么办?” How you know that I amn't earnest?” “你怎么知道我就不是认真的?” The Liu Xinnan eye transferred, is it possible that you thought that I can't be joined to you?” 刘歆楠眼睛转了一下,“莫非你觉得我配不上你么?” I scratch, you so are how intelligent, one guessed!” “我擦,你怎么这么聪明,一下就猜出来了!” Li Fan claps the palm of the hand, said excitedly that „is really impressive! Your feelings big drop has gone bad, with I such chaste good little elder brother, how compared with!” 李凡一拍巴掌,兴奋地说道,“真是让人刮目相看啊!你这个人心肠大大滴坏了,和我这么纯洁善良的小哥,如何相比呀!” Bah!” “呸!” The Liu Xinnan drop spat one maliciously, believed Li Fan to be fishy! 刘歆楠狠狠滴啐了一口,信李凡就有鬼了! I, no matter, you must see my father with me in any case recently!” “我不管,反正你最近要跟我去见我爹地!” „Do I scratch, see your father to do?” “我擦,见你爹地干嘛?” Li Fan may not have interest to old man, to seeing old man did not have the interest! 李凡可对老头子没兴趣,对见一个老头子就更没兴趣了! I told my father, you are my boyfriend. He makes my this two days lead you to go home to have the plain meal together.” “我跟我爹地说了,你是我男朋友。他让我这两天带你回家一起吃顿便饭。” Liu Xinnan is repairing own finger armor, while said careless. 刘歆楠一边修着自己的手指甲,一边漫不经心地说道。 I scratch, what did you say?” “我擦,你说啥?” Li Fan almost jumps, „haven't you teased me?” 李凡差点跳起来,“你没逗我吧?” In good condition, I tease you to do, I also did not engage in the crosstalk.” “好端端的,我逗你干什么,我又不是说相声的。” Liu Xinnan showed the whites of the eyes maliciously, to the Li Fan's manner expressed unusual is unsatisfied, how my Liu Xinnan said that is also a A City elder sister, the person who pursues this young lady, can line up the next door town! You in do not start, but without enough time! Told you, crossed this village, did not have this shop!” 刘歆楠狠狠翻了个白眼,对李凡的态度表示非常的不满意,“我刘歆楠怎么说也是A市一姐吧,追本小姐的人,都能排队到隔壁镇了!你在不下手,可就来不及了!告诉你,过了这个村,就没这个店!” I am not a devil, I do not enter the village.” “我又不是鬼子,我不进村。” Li Fan said self-effacingly, „, therefore, your this saying may unable to threaten me.” 李凡却摇头晃脑地说道,“所以,你这话可威胁不了我。” Li Fan, everybody is the business partner, you must think that I am difficult to do?” 李凡,大家是生意合作伙伴,难道你要看我难做?” Liu Xinnan was anxious. 刘歆楠急了。 You early said that did not end!” “你早这么说不就完了嘛!” Li Fan then claps, is not the matter that pretends to be the boyfriend, I have to help you pretend to be! The previous time is to punch the person, this time is also same?” 李凡这才一拍手,“不就是冒充男友的事情,我又不是没帮你冒充过!上次是揍人,这次也一样吗?” Same your younger sister, this time is my father, you must punch my father, I may spell with you!” “一样你妹,这次是我老爸,你要揍我老爸,我可就跟你拼了!” Liu Xinnan talked about oneself father time, in that eyes will reveal a little gentle, my father specially was since childhood sore I, now a he problem, this I am filial piety his time well.” 刘歆楠谈到自己父亲的时候,那眼神里才会流露出那么一点温柔,“我老爸从小就特别疼我,现在他一身的毛病,该我好好孝敬他的时候了。” Li Fan thinks at heart that you do not exit to aggravate, your father burnt joss sticks and worship buddha! 李凡心里想,你不出去惹火,你爸爸就烧香拜佛了! Liu Xinnan this girl...... Mingming (obviously) is a girl, does not have a girl's appearance! An arrogance, the narcissistic craziness, the virtuous young woman two characters for her, that is a fantasy! 刘歆楠这个丫头……明明是个女孩,却没有一点女孩子的样子!一个自大,自恋狂,淑女二字对她来说,那就是个幻想! Therefore, my father wants to look for the visit son-in-law now, you meet this condition very much.” “所以,我老爸现在想找个上门女婿,你很符合这个条件。” Excuse me, I am not the visit son-in-law!” “拜托,我不做上门女婿的!” Li Fan stressed over and over that I am well-known, moreover eats meal by own hands and feet, why must become the visit son-in-law!” 李凡再三强调,“我有名有姓,而且靠自己的手脚吃饭,干嘛要当上门女婿!” But you my wedding stirring yellow!” “可是你把我的婚事给搅黄了啊!” Liu Xinnan is staring an attractive big eye, looks at Li Fan, you must be responsible for!” 刘歆楠瞪着一双漂亮的大眼睛,看着李凡,“你必须负责呀!” I scratch!” “我擦!” Li Fan felt that called one to treat unjustly! 李凡感觉那叫一个冤枉! „Is Mingming (obviously) you make me punch his good?” 明明是你让我揍他的好么?” This I, no matter, I make you punch him, has not made you stir both of us yellow.” “这我不管,我只是让你揍他,没有让你把我俩搅黄了呀。” A Liu Xinnan peak shoulder, unusual rascal said that „the matter that in brief, you handle, must be thoroughly responsible, otherwise later does not have a child *.” 刘歆楠一耸肩膀,非常无赖地说道,“总之,你做的事情,必须要负责到底,否则以后生孩子没*的。” Fuck......” 我日……” Li Fan was really has taken this Liu Xinnan, she simply was female fiend! Runs to squeeze own surplus value! 李凡真是服了这个刘歆楠了,她简直就是个女恶魔!跑出来压榨自己的剩余价值的! Does not work as brave for your son, you are also responsible, dear.” “为了你儿子不当个貔貅,你也要负责,亲爱的。” Liu Xinnan was saying, gives Li Fan to order forcefully, tomorrow evening I will send a vehicle in your family to meet you, remembers the appearance attractive.” 刘歆楠说着,强行给李凡下了命令,“明天晚上我会派车到你家里接你,记得打扮的漂亮一点。” „Do you consider to fetch the bride?” “你当是接亲吗?” Almost, I can offer the gift from bridegroom's family to bride's family.” “差不多吧,我可以送上聘礼的。” Liu Xinnan was saying, takes up own handbag, stands up, a pair of big longleg conspicuous. 刘歆楠说着,拿起自己的提包,站起身来,一双大长腿更加的惹眼。 We will see tomorrow, bye-bye!” “那我们明天见喽,拜拜!” Saying, Liu Xinnan beckons with the hand to Li Fan, is stepping a pair of big longleg, turned around the door. Outside two bodyguards await calmly there, opens the door for Liu Xinnan, then opens the vehicle door. 说着,刘歆楠冲着李凡摆摆手,然后迈着一双大长腿,转身出了店门。外面两个保镖静候在那里,替刘歆楠拉开店门,然后拉开车门。 Li Fan somewhat greedily looked at the outstanding buttocks of several Liu Xinnan, this woman, sometimes felt that she specially likely is constantly the narcotics! 李凡有些贪婪地多看了几眼刘歆楠的翘臀,这个女人,有时候感觉她特别像是一味毒品! Will this woman have the feeling to oneself? Said, Li Fan does not believe! Her Liu Xinnan mixed these many years on the [say / way], what man hasn't seen? She will be interested in a young fellow, Li Fan has hit a big question. 这个女人会对自己有感觉?说真的,李凡不太相信!她刘歆楠在道上混了这么多年,什么男人没见过?她会对一个毛头小子感兴趣,李凡打了一个大大的疑问。 But she has been attempting to capture itself without doubt, this makes some Li Fan eggs hurt. Especially she will want in running family|home to meet itself tomorrow! Fuck, that does not wait to go to war with Murong Ying! 但她无疑又一直在尝试着攻略自己,这让李凡有些蛋疼。尤其她明天又要跑家里来接自己!我靠,那不是等着跟慕容樱干仗么! But Murong Ying is a conservative woman, her custom cannot to average person initiative take action! Liu Xinnan does not understand the least bit martial arts, Murong Ying will definitely not resort to violence to her! As the matter stands, suffering a loss instead likely was Murong Ying! 慕容樱是一个墨守成规的女人,她的规矩就是不能对普通人主动出手刘歆楠不懂半点的武功,慕容樱肯定不会对她动武的!这样一来,吃亏的反而像是慕容樱了! This was also will have tomorrow the good play to look! However, the buttocks of Liu Xinnan are really very attractive...... 得,明天这是又有好戏看了!不过,刘歆楠的屁股真的是很好看啊…… Woman what, was most difficult to do, not?” “女人什么的,最难搞了,不是么?” Fuck!” 卧槽!” Li Fan has stood, holds up the double fist, this is almost he responded subconsciously! 李凡站了起来,举起双拳,这几乎是他下意识的反应! Heartless Blade Yu Xi wears a black clothed, sits in his opposite. The appearance of Yu Xi this person always such as one, is that black clothed black waistcoat is also burning the Embroidered Uniform Guard Black Guard uniform of gold-rimmed. 绝情刀虞惜穿着一袭黑衣,坐在他的对面。虞惜这个人的打扮也从来如一,都是那件黑衣黑马甲烫着金边的锦衣卫黑卫制服。 When you come!” “你什么时候来的!” This woman, how has mysteriously appeared and disappeared! 这个女人,怎么一直神出鬼没的! arrived.” 到了一阵了。” Yu Xi holds up the teacup with finger gently, probably is playing. 虞惜用一根手指轻轻举起茶杯,好像在玩耍。 But, you patronized are looking at the buttocks.” “只不过,你光顾着看屁股了而已。” „......” “……” Li Fan is speechless, he who this saying said is incapable of refuting. 李凡非常无语,这话说的他无力反驳。 In the final analysis, you are also an ordinary man.” “归根结底,你也是个普普通通的男人。” Yu Xi smiled, owes I also to think that you are out of the ordinary, your natural disposition is the same!” 虞惜笑了笑,“亏我还觉得你多与众不同,你的本性还是一样!” This called the man the true colors!” “这叫男人本色!” Li Fan holds the arm, the both feet is building on Yu Xi sofa, „does the man of my this true colors, what you run over to ask me to make? Has thought through, can kill me?” 李凡抱着胳膊,双脚搭在虞惜身边的沙发上,“我这种本色的男人,你跑过来找我做什么?想通了,要来杀我么?” How you, always think others is so bad.” “你这人,怎么总把别人想的那么坏。” Is you do went too far.” “是你们做的太过分了。” Li Fan thinks that on a lot of air/Qi, to ordinary woman take action, this enmity, I affirms the report unexpectedly!” 李凡想起来就一肚子气,“竟然对一个普通女人出手,这个仇,我肯定报的!” This matter I do not know the circumstances of the matter, moreover Great Colonel must make anything, I cannot control.” “这事情我并不知情,而且大都统要做什么,我也管不了。” Yu Xi shrugs the shoulders, you have annoyed the wool he, he will not let off your. Moreover as far as I know, you offend, is not only Embroidered Uniform Guard.” 虞惜耸耸肩膀,“你已经惹毛他了,他是不会放过你的。而且据我所知,你得罪的,不仅仅是一个锦衣卫。” „? How did this words say?” “哦?此话怎讲?” Notorious Storm Mercenary, stared at you.” “臭名昭著的风暴雇佣兵,已经盯上你了。”
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