027 the lanes cried 027弄哭了 Felt soft of Lin Yuexian chest, in the Li Fan's mind as if departed two villains, was the micro version Li Fan's appearances, but was throwing over the white small wing, was growing black small tail. 感受到林月仙胸前的柔软,李凡的脑海里仿佛飞出了两个小人,都是微缩版李凡的模样,但一个披着白色的小翅膀,一个长着黑色的小尾巴。 Black small tail Li Fan shouted, „Li Fan! Also waits for anything! The opportunity came! Handles this girlie!” 黑色小尾巴的李凡一个劲嚷,“李凡！还等啥呢！机会来了啊！搞定这个妹纸吧！” Li Fan of white small wing said seriously, „it is said right!” 白色小翅膀的李凡却严肃地说道,“它说的对呀！” A little insists? How such quickly since! Moral courage, moral integrity! 靠,有点坚持好吗？怎么这么快就从了！气节呢,节操呢！ Li Fan scolded itself not to have the personal integrity, how can like this! This way, makes one to have the new social good youth of acting! Constructs the great motherland, will receive the future social ideology great undertaking! 李凡数落自己太没操守了,怎么可以这样呢！再这样下去,怎么做一个有担当的新社会好青年！怎么建设伟大的祖国,怎么接收未来的社会主义大业！ Li Fan deeply attracts two fragrance, making oneself calm. 李凡深吸两口香气,让自己镇定下来。 But at this time, Teaching Director finally also had the sound. 但就在这个时候,教导主任终于又有动静了。 „Leg squatting hemp...... Insipid, takes taxi to go home.” “腿都蹲麻了……没劲了,打个车回家吧。” Listens to arrived to pull out the paper the sound, two people also relaxed, may calculate that drew. 听到了掏纸的声音,两个人同时松了口气,可算拉完了。 Cannot think that the Teaching Director such big age, went to bathroom so is unexpectedly steady! Waited for Teaching Director to leave the restroom cautiously, Li Fan then loosened this vigor, fell, leg and arm sour awfully. Under the body is the latrine pit, wants to take a seat really! 想不到教导主任这么大年纪,上个厕所竟然如此的稳重了！小心翼翼地等着教导主任出了厕所,李凡这才松开这股劲,落了下来,腿和胳膊都酸的要命。要不是身下就是茅坑,真想一屁股就坐下去！ But Lin Yuexian was put the ground, looks at Li Fan panting in indignation, extends a hand, lifts to put down several times, as if not know that should give Li Fan a slap. 而林月仙被放到地上,气呼呼地看着李凡,伸出一只手来,抬起放下好几次,似乎也不知道该不该给李凡一巴掌。 Hits is not, does not hit is not, intertwined dead! 打也不是,不打也不是,纠结死了！ Lin Yuexian has cried to the air/Qi oneself finally, squats on the ground, holds to keep crying. 林月仙最后把自己给气哭了,蹲在地上,抱着头哭个不停。 „My young lady, must cry we to exit to cry, here too taste!” “我的大小姐啊,要哭咱出去哭啊,这里太味了啊！” Li Fan was a little worn out, here breathes one is feelings of guilty slowly. 李凡已经有点有气无力了,在这里呼吸一口都是慢慢的罪恶感。 But Lin Yuexian pays no attention to him radically, squats in that cries. 但林月仙根本不理他,就蹲在那哭。 „My young lady, do not cry?” “我的大小姐,不要哭了好吗？” Li Fan most feared that the girl has cried, key Lin Yuexian cries a sound not to have, was too strange! Especially cries in men's toilet...... Scary...... 李凡最怕女孩子哭了,关键林月仙哭起来还一点动静都没有,太诡异了！尤其是在男厕所里哭……多吓人啊…… „Do not cry, did I make a mistake was not good?” “别哭了,我错了还不行吗？” Li Fan poked Lin Yuexian with finger gently, is soft, this girl's body is anything does, is really the strange biology. 李凡用手指轻轻戳了一下林月仙,还是软软的,这女孩子的身体到底是什么做的,真是奇怪的生物。 How or saying that how to admire Murong Ying, although she is also a girl, but has not actually cried. The sons bleed do not burst into tears, this saying places on Murong Ying, establishes absolutely! 要不怎么说怎么佩服慕容樱呢,她虽然也是女孩子,但却从来没哭过吧。男儿流血不流泪,这话放在慕容樱身上,也绝对成立！ „Do not cry, did I ask you to eat meal am not good?” “别哭了,我请你吃饭还不行么？” Lin Yuexian is still crying. 林月仙依然在哭。 „I manage you to call Grand Auntie, becomes inadequate?” “我管你叫姑奶奶,成不成？” Lin Yuexian not raise one's head. 林月仙还是不抬头。 „Fuck, what to do you want, to believe me also to defecate before you to you look!” “我靠,那你想咋办,信不信我也在你面前拉屎给你看啊！” Li Fan is angry, asks to untie the belt, Lin Yuexian finally raised the head, hurries to extend both hands, grabs the Li Fan's arm, in that eyes has filled startled, is similar to a frightened fawn is ordinary, but also makes Li Fan a little love dearly. 李凡大怒,伸手就要解开裤腰带,林月仙终于抬起头来,慌忙伸出双手,抓着李凡的胳膊,那眼神里充满了惊慌,如同一只受惊的小鹿一般,还真让李凡有点心疼起来。 „Was good, do not fear that I do not have Teaching Director not to have the bottom line.” “行了,你也别怕,我没有教导主任那么没底线。” Li Fan have also stood, has pulled up Lin Yuexian, „a moment ago is not the sentiment has no other choice, I am not intentionally, your other angry | vitality good? So long as your angry | vitality, I cannot comply with your any matter.” 李凡自己也站了起来,拉起了林月仙,“刚才不都是情不得已么,我也不是故意的,你别生气了行不行？只要你不生气,我可以答应你任何一件事情。” „Really?” “真的？” Lin Yuexian hears Li Fan's to pledge that has wiped tears, let alone, the corner of the eye is really glowing red, but also a little swells, some Lin Daiyu's felt that is really sad. 林月仙听到李凡的承诺,擦了擦眼泪,别说,眼角真红彤彤的,还有点肿肿的,有些林黛玉的感觉,真叫人心疼。 One do possibly indeed was somewhat excessive, but was really the desperate under helpless action. 自己做的可能的确是有些过分了,但真的是情急之下的无奈之举啊。 „Yes, I pledged to the day, if I have half a word rumor, made me unable to find the girlfriend for a lifetime!” “是,我对天发誓,如果我有半句谎言,就让我一辈子找不到女朋友！” „This pledge indeed very ruthless......” “这个誓言的确挺狠的……” Lin Yuexian has seriously considered, „if no my help, you could not find the girlfriend originally.” 林月仙认真考虑了一下,“不过要是没有我的帮助,你本来也找不到女朋友啊。” „This saying said went too far!” “这话说的太过分了吧！” Li Fan does not know whether to laugh or cry, „do I have cannot withstand?” 李凡哭笑不得,“我有那么不堪吗？” „Naturally has! Your a moment ago was also playing rogue to me!” “当然有！你刚才还对着我耍流氓了！” „yes, yes, yes, I am guilty of the most heinous crime, please organize to punish.” “是是是,我罪大恶极,请组织上惩罚。” Li Fan cups one hand in the other across the chest, „must kill to hit, I do not hit back!” 李凡一拱手,“要杀要打,我绝不还手！” Has not thought that Lin Yuexian actually smiles through tears, „goes your, who must kill you to hit you, was not the extremely evil old society.” 没想到林月仙却破涕为笑,“去你的,谁要杀你打你了,又不是万恶的旧社会。” She maliciously white Li Fan, „knows that wrong then it will be alright, later did not permit again this! Read you have also protected me in a moment ago, this time let off you!” 她狠狠地白了李凡一眼,“知道错就行了,以后不准再这样了！念在刚才你也算是保护了我,这次就放过你了！” „Thank the organization thanks party!” “感谢组织感谢党！” Li Fan said loud that „thanked Chinese Red Sun!” 李凡高声说道,“感谢中国红太阳！” „Has done a bit less, talkative!” “少来了,贫嘴！” Lin Yuexian has opened the door of single room gently, looked at one outward, „should nobody, we walk.” 林月仙轻轻推开了单间的门,往外望了一眼,“应该没什么人了,我们走吧。” Two people are soundless, such left the classroom building. The weather saw late, all around almost does not have others. Two people first time such late leave the school, leaves the classroom building time, Li Fan cannot bear ask finally. 两个人蹑手蹑脚,就这么出了教学楼。天色已经见晚了,四周几乎没有别人。两个人还是第一次这么晚离开学校,出教学楼的时候,李凡终于忍不住问道。 „Words said...... Couldn't I find the girlfriend really?” “话说……我真的找不到女朋友吗？” Li Fan thought although one do not have gracefully, but the image is not bad, average person. 李凡觉得自己虽然没有多帅,但形象也不差啊,普通人吧。 „You miss were too many!” “你差的太多了！” Lin Yuexian held own eyeglasses, „first from the image, your image died on LOW......” 林月仙扶了一下自己的眼镜,“首先从形象来说,你的形象就LOW死了……” „My image? Normal person not this?” “我形象怎么了？正常人不都这样吗？” „This is different, what person is important is the vigor!” “这可不一样,人重要的是精气神！” Lin Yuexian stressed that „which girl will like you such sloppy male student? Has a look at your putting on clothes appearance, is simply horrible to look at? Not moist!” 林月仙强调,“哪个女孩子会喜欢你这么邋遢的男生？看看你的穿衣打扮,简直惨不忍睹好吗？一点都不潮！” „Doesn't everybody wear the school uniform?” “大家不都穿校服吗？” Li Fan said that „you looked, I have still drawn a Mickey Mouse on the clothes! Where not moist!” 李凡说道,“你看,我还在衣服上画了个米老鼠呢！哪里不潮了！” „Day that......” “天那……” Lin Yuexian is about to collapse, „school uniform, but also Mickey Mouse...... We do not discuss the school uniform now, said that your hairstyle, doesn't several days wash hair you?” 林月仙快崩溃了,“校服就算了,还米老鼠……我们现在不谈校服,就说你的发型吧,几天不洗头了你？” „Does boy also want always to wash hair? It is not girlie!” “男孩子也要总洗头吗？又不是妹纸！” „Same good? Didn't the men handle the personal hygiene? Any truth!” “一样的好么？男人就不打理个人卫生了么？什么道理！” Lin Yuexian is pointing at the Li Fan chaotic hair, „first first goes to clip the hair! Has clipped the minimum spirit! Also, your this shoes did not have, can trade one pair. The words of school uniform, can match a canvas shoe, in addition your small flat head, the campus wind is actually very full, is very good!” 林月仙指着李凡乱糟糟的头发,“首先先去把头发剪短！剪短了起码精神一点！还有,你这鞋子也太没品了,能不能换一双。校服的话,可以配一双帆布鞋,外加你的小平头,校园风倒是很足,也很不错啊！” Li Fan is very worried, „hair can cut actually, but the shoes could not trade......” 李凡很苦恼,“头发倒是可以剪,但鞋子换不了……” „Do you have pair of shoes?” “难道你只有一双鞋么？” „It is not...... This is my practice shoes.” “不是……这是我练功的鞋。” Li Fan points at own a pair of iron shoes saying that „made of pure iron, one pair of net weight ten kilograms.” 李凡指着自己的一双铁鞋说道,“纯铁打造,一双净重十公斤。” „Can talk nonsense really......” “真能瞎说……” Lin Yuexian thought that the Li Fan speech is not reasonable, „how didn't you say you to be able Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?” 林月仙觉得李凡说话一点都不靠谱,“你怎么不说你会降龙十八掌呢？” „I may......” “那我可……” Li Fan is just about to build the stubble, suddenly felt that cold wind has fluttered, turned the head to look at one toward by the school small woods in subconsciously. 李凡正要搭茬,忽然感觉一阵阴风飘过,下意识地转头往学校旁边的小树林里望了一眼。 „What are you looking at?” “你在看什么呢？” „Probably has the person.” “好像有人。” Li Fan frowned gently, Lin Yuexian looked at that pitch-dark small woods, the subconsciousness has hit to tremble. 李凡轻轻皱起眉头来,林月仙看了看那黑漆漆的小树林,下意识打了个寒颤。 „Repugnant...... Frightens the person you.” “讨厌……吓唬人你。” „No...... Probably has the person.” “没有……好像真有人。” „Does not believe you...... Walks, accompanies me to take the bicycle.” “才不信你呢……走啦,陪我去拿自行车。”