247 stuns the world 247语出惊人 „Little Yu, you must understand the uncle.” “小虞啊,你要理解叔叔啊。” Great Colonel hurries saying that „uncle is also strange is not easy, to practice this «Lesser Formless Divine Art», these many years did not have near female sexual attractiveness. You said that the 40-year-old person, wives did not have. Uncle painstakingly, lonely. You as uncle's subordinate, should forgive the uncle, is right?” 大都统赶忙说道,“叔叔也怪不容易的,为了练这《小无相神功》,这么多年了都没近女色。你说,都40多岁的人了,连个老婆都没有。叔叔苦啊,寂寞啊。你身为叔叔的下属,应该体谅叔叔,对不对?” „Great Colonel, you can use hand.” “大都统,你可以用手。” Yu Xi said calm. 虞惜淡定地说道。 „Said anything! With hand harmful health!” “说什么呢！用手有害身体健康！” Great Colonel stressed immediately that „Great Colonel I am an advocate healthy life, the person of green! This unhealthy life style, how can be my this person does!” 大都统立刻强调,“大都统我是一个提倡健康生活,绿色环保的人！这种不健康的生活方式,怎么能是我这种人做的呢！” „I have made a mistake, Great Colonel.” “我错了,大都统。” The shame of Yu Xi whole face, „that you can buy a dog.” 虞惜满脸的惭愧,“那您可以买条狗。” „......” “……” Great Colonel is also at once dumbfounded unexpectedly, long time, he waves, „was good, Little Yu...... You a little were possibly tired, brain is not a little clear. You rest first, I chat with this Schoolmate Li.” 大都统一时之间竟然也哑口无言,良久,他才挥挥手,“行了,小虞啊……你可能有点累了,脑子有点不清楚了。你先去休息吧,我跟这位李同学聊聊。” Saying, a Great Colonel finger check, nearby chair was flying immediately, falls on Li Fan's behind. 说着,大都统手指一勾,旁边一把椅子立刻飞了过来,落在李凡的身后。 „Schoolmate Li, was the same with own to this, casual, should not be polite.” “李同学,到这了就跟自己家一样,随便一点,不要客气。” „Can be the same with own really?” “真的可以和自己家一样么？” Li Fan closely examined one. 李凡追问了一句。 „Naturally!” “当然！” „Can I urinate to the swimming pool?” “那我能冲着泳池尿尿么？” Li Fan felt that in the sensation to urinate uses, Great Colonel forehead blue vein straight strip. 李凡感觉尿意上用,大都统额头青筋直条。 „Schoolmate Li...... Tonight is serious meeting, do you understand?” “李同学……今晚是一个严肃的见面,你明白吗？” „That line, I am enduring first.” “那行吧,我先忍着。” Li Fan has to shrug the shoulders, „we come straight to the point, does your excellency ask me to have what intention? I think that to not look for me appreciates the moonlight?” 李凡只好耸耸肩膀,“我们就开门见山吧,阁下找我来有何用意呢？我想不是为了找我来欣赏月色吧？” „Does such beautiful moonlight, why not appreciate?” “这样美的月色,欣赏一下又有何不可呢？” Great Colonel puts out a hand, on the side table is suspending the fruit juice flies in arrived his hand. 大都统一伸手,旁边桌子上摆着的果汁飞到了他的手中。 In the Li Fan heart starts to beat a drum, «Lesser Formless Divine Art» of this fellow, what as if practiced was reach perfection! Even can integrate his every action and every movement, is really fearful! 李凡心中开始打鼓,这家伙的《小无相神功》,似乎已经练的是出神入化了！甚至可以融入到他的一举一动当中,实在可怕！ „Schoolmate Li, you is a student, did not urge you to drink.” “李同学,你还是学生,就不劝你喝酒了。” Great Colonel was saying, another waves, one green fruit juice fell in front of Li Fan's. 大都统说着,又一挥手,一杯绿色的果汁落在了李凡的面前。 „Tastes this strange fruit juice, I ferment.” “尝尝这奇异果汁,我自己酿的。” „Great Colonel, you said that I a little could not master.” “大都统,你这么说我就有点搞不懂了。” Li Fan received that strange fruit juice, but has not drunk. Although his Jianghu story is shallow, actually also understands, others give eats anything, can not eat, try not to eat. 李凡接过了那杯奇异果汁,但并没有喝。虽然他江湖阅历浅,却也明白,别人给的吃食什么的,能不吃,就尽量别吃。 „You such look for me, to have a look at moon, drinks the fruit juice?” “你这么远把我找过来,真的只是为了看看月亮,喝喝果汁？” „Schoolmate Li, you always like this said that to have wasted this excellent moonlight.” “李同学,你总这样说,岂不是浪费了这大好的月色。” „If you are attractive girlie, I will definitely not waste.” “如果你是个漂亮妹纸,我肯定不会浪费。” „Person of same belief people!” “同道中人啊！” Great Colonel pats the thigh, „you, if female good!” 大都统一拍大腿,“你要是个女的该多好！” „Disappointed your excellency, but I had a friend, although was a male, actually fresh pretty like flower. If Great Colonel likes, I can introduce him to you.” “让阁下失望了,不过我有个朋友,虽然是个男的,却生的貌美如花。若是大都统喜欢,我可以把他介绍给你。” „Schoolmate Li was teasing me, what you said was Wudang talent Yan Kai.” “李同学在取笑我,你说的是武当天才严凯吧。” Although Great Colonel the person compares lecherous, but is not silly, guessed correctly Li Fan to say anyone very much with ease. 大都统虽然人比较好色,但却并不傻,很轻松地就猜出了李凡在说谁。 „This person grows indeed is very delicate and pretty, but was only a pity that the uncle I am unhappy pick the chrysanthemum.” “这个人长得的确是很俊美,不过只可惜,叔叔我不喜采菊。” „It seems like we could not speak of go together.” “看来我们也说不到一块去。” Li Fan has put down the strange fruit juice, „I must attend class tomorrow, first went back to sleep.” 李凡放下了奇异果汁,“我明天还要上课,就先回去睡觉去了。” „The dim light of night is long, why worries.” “夜色还长,何必着急呢。” Great Colonel waves, that chair blocked in front of Li Fan's. 大都统一挥手,那椅子又拦在了李凡的面前。 „What's wrong, does Great Colonel want to keep the person?” “怎么,大都统是想留人么？” Li Fan sneers, looked around Yu Xi one. 李凡冷笑起来,看了旁边的虞惜一眼。 „Schoolmate Li has misunderstood, I never begin to the Jianghu later generation.” “李同学误会了,我从来不对江湖后辈动手。” Great Colonel smiles, „reason that must keep Schoolmate Li, is something, must discuss with Schoolmate Li.” 大都统笑起来,“之所以要留李同学,是有些事情,要和李同学商量一下。” „Has any words, although mentioned listens.” “有什么话,尽管说来听听。” Li Fan raises the head, „I want to know actually that your Embroidered Uniform Guard takes advantage anything tonight.” 李凡扬起头,“我倒是想知道,你们锦衣卫今晚打什么算盘。” „Schoolmate Li, not must want to become a bad place Embroidered Uniform Guard.” “李同学,莫要把锦衣卫想成一个坏地方。” Great Colonel has also put down the fruit juice, asked Li Fan a few words, „I only asked you, if did not have Embroidered Uniform Guard, you thought on this day, what appearance randomly becomes?” 大都统也放下了果汁,问了李凡一句话,“我只问你,如果没有锦衣卫,你觉得这天下,会乱成什么样子？” „This......” “这……” „It is not good to reply that I come to reply for you.” “不好回答吧,我来替你回答。” Great Colonel continues saying that „, if no Embroidered Uniform Guard, does not know that has many Martial Arts people, becomes unscrupulous. The hero violate a prohibition by the military, Schoolmate Li, this saying is somewhat the truth. Our exist(ence), are similar to the police is the same. exist(ence) of society needs the law enforcement to keep the order, but the Jianghu order, is controlled by us. Our objectives, to attack these do not obey the custom bad person.” 大都统继续说道,“如果没有锦衣卫,就不知道有多少武林中人,变得肆无忌惮。侠以武犯禁,李同学,这话可是有几分道理的。我们的存在,就如同警察一样。社会的存在需要执法机关来维持秩序,而江湖的秩序,则由我们来控制。我们的宗旨,是为了打击那些不守规矩的坏人。” „Was a pity, I see is not this.” “可惜,我看到的可不是这样的。” Li Fan said icily, Embroidered Uniform Guard that „I see, can be reckless for the duty, kills people are not forgiving! Even some people, to flatter you, does not hesitate to collude with the rich merchant, preys upon the common people! What if Embroidered Uniform Guard must maintain is such order, I when rather does not obey the custom bad person!” 李凡冷冰冰地说道,“我看到的锦衣卫,是可以为了任务不顾一切,杀人不留情的！甚至有些人,为了讨好你,不惜勾结富商,鱼肉百姓！如果锦衣卫要维持的是这样的秩序,那我宁愿当一个不守规矩的坏人！” „Is the young people, the temperament is hot tempered.” “到底是年轻人,脾气就是暴躁。” Great Colonel does not have angry | vitality , to continue to say leisurely that „team is too big, is not good to bring.” 大都统并没有生气,继续慢悠悠地说道,“队伍太大,不好带啊。” „This is your issue, is not my.” “这是你的问题,又不是我的。” Li Fan will not sympathize in this color Evil Ghost. 李凡才不会同情这个色中恶鬼。 „Li Fan, pays attention to your expression.” “李凡,注意你的语气。” Yu Xi frowned, some do not look at Li Fan comfortably, „you are speaking with our Great Colonel! You to his do not respect, then with our Embroidered Uniform Guard for enemy!” 虞惜皱起眉头,有些不舒服地看着李凡,“你是在与我们大都统说话！你对他的不尊重,便是与我们锦衣卫为敌！” „When have we worked as the friend?” “我们何时当过朋友了？” Li Fan hear speech/words, Haha laughs, „Heartless Blade, you may be too funny. Has been short of an eye inadequately, the IQ also money owed! I had not feared your Embroidered Uniform Guard, we hit at the worst again 300 rounds!” 李凡闻言,哈哈大笑,“绝情刀啊,你可太逗了。少了一只眼睛,智商也欠费了不成！我从来就没怕过你们锦衣卫,大不了咱们再打300回合！” „Schoolmate Li the anger so is why big, drinks a fruit juice to fall the fire.” “李同学火气何必这么大呢,喝点果汁降降火。” Great Colonel still calm said that „I ask you to come tonight, to not fight with you.” 大都统依然淡定地说道,“我今晚找你来,可不是为了与你打架的。” „Finally is willing to say own goal?” “终于愿意说说自己的目的了？” Li Fan also suddenly received that angry face, calmly sat in that looks at Great Colonel, „that since today's subject.” 李凡也忽然收起了那愤怒的面孔,静静地坐在那,看着大都统,“那就进入今天的主题吧。” Great Colonel looked at Li Fan two, he has underestimated this youth! Was gathering him just angry appearance, was installs, compelling to say the words ahead of time. Also wants this youth, wears down his patience, has not thought that instead was thwarted by him! 大都统多看了李凡两眼,他低估了这个少年了！合着他刚刚愤怒的模样,都是装出来的,逼着自己把话提前说了出来。本来还想多逗逗这个少年,消磨他的耐心,没想到,反而被他将计就计了！ However this is also good, oneself settle on, is such talented person. 不过这样也好,自己看中的,便是这样的人才。 „Schoolmate Li, I gives you an opportunity, enabling you to be able Heaven Ascension.” “李同学,我给你一个机会,让你可以一步登天。” Great Colonel stuns the world, „you can request me to be the master, joins my Embroidered Uniform Guard, becomes fifth Black Guard! After this, in this Jianghu, dreads your given name everybody!” 大都统语出惊人,“你可以拜我为师,加入我锦衣卫,成为第五名黑卫！从此之后,这江湖中,将人人畏惧你的名讳！” This saying, somewhat was shocked including nearby Yu Xi. 这话一出,连旁边的虞惜都有些惊呆了。 ================= ================= The Alipay red package as if had problems, has been loading the payment method. Too late, I did not stay up late and other Alipay to be easy-to-use, today's red package changes to provide at noon. 支付宝红包似乎出了问题,一直在加载付款方式。太晚了,我就不熬夜等支付宝好使了,今天的红包改在中午发放吧。