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#234: Not reasonable team


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234 not reasonable team 234不靠谱的团队 Considers as finished......” “还是算了……” Li Fan hurries to hold on the hand of Yin Xiaoru, everybody is person on a ship, do not kill one another, this is not good.” 李凡赶忙拉住殷小茹的手,“大家都是一条船上的人,不要自相残杀,这样不好。” I could not bear!” “我受不了了!” Yan Kai endured for quite a while, finally erupts. 严凯已经忍了半天了,终于爆发出来。 We now on the same vehicle, are not on the same strip ships!” “我们现在是在同一辆车上,不是同一条船上!” Yan Kai stressed repeatedly, on same vehicle! On same vehicle! The important matter said three, remembers not have!” 严凯一遍遍强调,“同一辆车上!同一辆车上!重要的事情说三遍,记住没有!” „.” “哦。” Li Fan nodded, then continues to say to Yin Xiaoru that was similar to my friend said that we on the same strip ship, wanted the heart to think toward one, the vigor caused toward one.” 李凡点点头,然后继续对殷小茹说道,“如同我朋友所说,我们都在同一条船上,要心往一处想,劲往一处使。” Aaah!” 啊啊啊!” Yan Kai close violent walks, his obsession compelled to be insane quickly he. 严凯接近暴走,他的强迫症快逼疯他了。 You and other bold defiant people, go against the flow unexpectedly execute but actually, deserve the scourge!” “尔等大胆刁民,竟然逆行倒施,该当天谴!” Do not kick up a racket, the customer Sir who I and we respect chatted the proper business!” “别吵吵,我和我们尊敬的客户大人聊正事呢!” Li Fan stared Yan Kai one, Yan Kai is then honest, sits is penting up anger at the same time. 李凡瞪了严凯一眼,严凯这才老实下来,坐在一边生闷气。 Miss Yin, our bodyguard office, no matter you are any status, since you have detained the dart, we will deliver to the place to you. Therefore, you felt relieved freely that guild regulations we understood.” “殷小姐,我们镖局不管你是什么身份,既然你押了镖,我们就会给你送到地方。所以,你尽管放心,行规我们还是懂得。” I can feel relieved, but you also knew, must kill your people are the Embroidered Uniform Guard's person.” “我可以放心,但你自己也知道了,现在要来杀你们的人是锦衣卫的人。” Yin Xiaoru somewhat worried that looks at Li Fan, your bodyguard office newly established...... Is counted the personal bodyguard who just drew, on three people, can block the Embroidered Uniform Guard's stop really? Golden Buddha, is being the Wang Family person and Embroidered Uniform Guard's Direct Envoy collaborates to give the Great Colonel birthday present, now was stolen by me, the Embroidered Uniform Guard's person feared that will not let off our.” 殷小茹有些担忧地看着李凡,“你们镖局才刚刚成立……算上刚拉进来的这个镖师,也就三个人,真的能挡住锦衣卫的阻拦么?着一尊金佛,乃是王家人和锦衣卫的指挥使联手要送给大都统的寿礼,现在被我偷来,锦衣卫的人怕是不会放过我们的。” How you determined that this thing did deliver to Flying Flower Town to be absolutely safe?” “那你怎么确定,这东西送到飞花镇就万无一失了呢?” Li Fan cannot bear ask. 李凡忍不住问道。 Because this thing belonged to Flying Flower Town.” “因为这东西本来就是属于飞花镇的。” Yin Xiaoru said that this Golden Buddha, although is known as is the antique, was actually only Qing Dynasty the palace high quality goods of end. Therefore, this thing individual can definitely collect. It is a family heirloom of Flying Flower Town ordinary townspeople, but was actually deceived by the Wang Family person, takes away with five thousand Yuan.” 殷小茹说道,“这尊金佛虽然号称是古董,其实只是清代的末期的宫廷贡品而已。所以,这东西个人完全可以收藏。它本来就是飞花镇一个普普通通的镇民的传家宝,但却被王家的人所骗,用五千块钱收走。” Five thousand Yuan? This Golden Buddha?” “五千块钱?这金佛?” Li Fan is surprised, this thing must have more than ten jin (0.5 kg) to sink, in addition the craft value, the collection value, at least can sell to 3 million. 李凡大吃一惊,这东西得有十多斤沉,加上工艺价值,收藏价值,起码能卖到3000000。 Really black, 5000 trade several million things.” “真黑啊,5000块换几百万的东西。” Bai Linluo also very much has eyesight price, he grins, person who this must not have the moral integrity comes out competently, is really the profiteer,......” 白霖洛也是很有眼力价的,他一咧嘴,“这得多没节操的人能干出来,果然是奸商,啧啧……” Said has no intention, the listener has a mind, Li Fan always thought that the profiteer is calling himself. He coughs two, closely examines. 说者无意,听者有心,李凡总觉得奸商是在叫自己。他干咳两声,追问。 How to deceive specifically, can say?” “具体是怎么骗的,能说说么?” This Golden Buddha Master had a big sickness at that time, the family member to see him, is hiding the truth from Master, Golden Buddha temporarily mortgages in pawnshop that in the Wang Family person opens.” “这金佛主人当时生了一场大病,家里人为了给他看病,瞒着主人,就把金佛暂时抵押在王家人开的当铺中。” Yin Xiaoru said that „, soon after they made money to prepare to redeem, but Golden Buddha had made a fraudulent switch at this time. Master hears this matter, gets sick greatly, how also did not know now the body.” 殷小茹说道,“之后不多久他们就赚了钱准备赎回来,但此时金佛已经被掉包了。主人听闻此事,又大病一场,也不知道现在身体怎么样了。” Her complexion is somewhat depressing, „before , I just descended the mountain, hungry not being able to eat meal, obtained the attendances of their family member fortunately.” 她脸色有些压抑,“以前我刚下山的时候,曾经饿的吃不上饭,所幸得到过他们家人的照顾。” A cat burglar, actually also knows that feels grateful? In the Li Fan heart whispered secretly, this way of the world seemingly somewhat messed up. The good people do the misdemeanor, bad person do good deed, this is the present society. 一个飞贼,竟然也知道感恩么?李凡心中暗暗嘀咕了一下,这个世道貌似有些乱了套了。好人干坏事,坏人干好事,这就是现在的社会。 In brief, I must return to Flying Flower Town the thing. arrived there, even if Embroidered Uniform Guard, cannot seize others things. But before then, I feared that wanted difficult heavily.” “总之,我一定要把东西送回到飞花镇到了那里,就算是锦衣卫,也不能强抢人家的东西。而在此之前,我怕是要困难重重了。” Does not have relationship, is ready to cope with anything, resists by whatever means available.” “没关系,兵来将挡,水来土掩。” Li Fan comforts Yin Xiaoru, completes this business, we later respectively take various roads. So long as you do not provoke us, who Flying to Heaven Cat is, we did not know.” 李凡安慰殷小茹,“做完这笔生意,我们大家以后还是各走各的路。只要你不招惹我们,飞天猫是谁,我们并不认识。” Words said actually attractive, you may probably handle the matter! If cannot handle......” “话说的倒是漂亮,你可要把事情办好了!若是办不好……” money to retreat gives you.” “钱退给你。” Snort, is not the matter of money, if cannot handle, Grand Auntie spelled with you!” “哼,不是钱的事,要是办不好,姑奶奶就跟你们拼了!” Yin Xiaoru like this speech time, had a feeling of Flying to Heaven Cat actually. 殷小茹这样说话的时候,倒是有了一点飞天猫的感觉。 I have a matter, does not know , said that did not work as to say.” “我就是有件事情,不知道当说不当说。” Yan Kai as if a little could not hold, receives the topic. 严凯似乎又有点憋不住了,把话题接了过来。 „Are you words discuss?” “你这人是话唠么?” Guan Wenbao cannot bear spit the trough, „, only then Huang Lei words discussed suffice.” 关文宝忍不住吐槽,“只有黄磊一个话唠就够了。” Excessively! I am Heaven's Chosen Child, how can place on a par with smelly rogue!” “过分!吾乃天之骄子,怎能与一介臭流氓相提并论!” Yan Kai protested immediately. 严凯立刻抗议。 Bah, you said that who is smelly rogue!” “呸,你说谁是臭流氓呢!” Huang Lei is not glad immediately, „in believes me to gutter the car(riage)!” 黄磊立刻不乐意了,“信不信我把车开沟里!” What isn't this smelly rogue is?” “这不是臭流氓是什么?” Yan Kai shouts immediately. 严凯立刻喊道。 This did not call rogue.” “这不叫流氓。” Li Fan teased, this called the rascal.” 李凡调侃道,“这叫无赖。” Big Brother said that I am a rascal, I am a rascal.” 大哥说我是无赖,那我就是无赖。” Huang Lei said immediately honestly that Big Brother said anything is anything!” 黄磊立刻坦诚地说道,“大哥说啥就是啥!” „......” “……” Yan Kai curls the lip, I am extremely speechless to you! You know that flatters!” 严凯一撇嘴,“我对你这个人极度无语!你就知道拍马屁!” Words cannot say that whom the flatter also divides to pat, who pats!” “话可不能这么说,马屁也分谁拍,给谁拍!” Huang Lei was saying own flatter thoughts, you look in our teams, there are to play the blade, has to offer advice, has to sell *, but I, I am responsible for giving me Big Brother to flatter, making Big Brother comfortable.” 黄磊说着自己的马屁心经,“你看咱们这个队伍里,有玩刀的,有出主意的,有卖*的,而我呢,我就是负责给我大哥拍马屁的,让大哥舒坦的。” You wait / etc..” “你等等。” Yan Kai puts out a hand suddenly, what plays the blade is Guan Wenbao, what offering advice is this cosplay play, the one who sells * is who?” 严凯忽然一伸手,“玩刀的是关文宝,出主意的是这个cosplay的,卖*的是谁?” Definitely was not my Big Brother.” “肯定不是我大哥了。” Huang Lei has blown a whistling, who remaining one are, all perform in do not call the turn.” 黄磊吹了声口哨,“剩下一个是谁,一切尽在不言中。” „Can I grip him?” “我可以扎死他么?” The hand of Yan Kai touched on own belt, inquired Li Fan. 严凯的手摸在了自己的裤腰带上,询问李凡 Good, do not make, this light listened to you to bicker all the way.” “好了好了,都不要闹了,这一路上光听你们斗嘴了。” Li Fan does not know whether to laugh or cry, how in own team to lead four funny guys probably! Others said fortunately that this Bai Linluo has carried a giant backpack what's the matter? 李凡哭笑不得,自己的队伍里怎么好像带了四个活宝!别人还好说,这白霖洛背了一个巨大的背包是怎么回事? What in your this backpack installed?” “你这背包里都装啥了?” Li Fan could not bear ask one finally. 李凡终于忍不住问了一句。 Naturally is the thing that exits to bring.” “当然是出去要带的东西啊。” Bai Linluo is also maintaining excited, must prepare many! You looked that this is the tent that the camp uses, this is the fast food canned food, this is the pilot biscuit, this is the vermifuge......” 白霖洛还保持着兴奋,“要准备很多的!你们看,这是野营用的帐篷,这是速食罐头,这是压缩饼干,这是驱虫剂……” Damn, you are when goes to the camp cooking?” 尼玛,你丫是当去野炊吗?” Saw that Bai Linluo has also filled many potato chips sausage anything, Li Fan one intermittent speechless. 看到白霖洛还塞了不少薯片火腿肠啥的,李凡一阵阵无语。 This is my first time goes far, must therefore seriously treat.” “这是我第一次出远门嘛,所以要认真对待。” Bai Linluo somewhat shyly said. 白霖洛有些腼腆地说道。 You led these me also to endure...... Do you bring two dumb bells to do?” “你带这些我也就忍了……你带俩哑铃干啥啊?” I usually must fitness.” “我平时是要健身的。” Bai Linluo said very much earnestly that is the camp cooking, cannot belong to the exercise. It is not right, detains the dart, detains the dart.” 白霖洛很认真地说道,“就算是野炊,也不能属于锻炼。不对,是押镖,押镖。” You have exposed well!” “你已经暴露了好么!” Li Fan has scratched the cold sweat on forehead. 李凡擦了把额头上的冷汗。 At this time, has sat in the Guan Wenbao suddenly eye that eyes closed maintains mental tranquility one brightly, puts out a hand to take up the Bai Linluo two dumb bells, sits on the vehicle is exercising the both arms. 就在这个时候,一直坐在那闭目养神的关文宝忽然眼睛一亮,伸手拿起白霖洛的两个哑铃,就坐在车上锻炼着双臂。 My holy crap......” “我的天啊……” Yin Xiaoru is about to collapse, is this team, reasonable! 殷小茹快崩溃了,这个团队,到底靠不靠谱啊!
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