198 your excellency may have the hobby of Dragon Yang | homosexual 198阁下可有龙阳之癖 „Brother Li rather a little too slightly was careful.” “李兄未免有点太小小心了。” Yan Kai looks at Li Fan this appearance cautiously, could not bear smile, „my Yan withdrew from Embroidered Uniform Guard, did you have what Hao to be worried?” 严凯看着李凡这小心翼翼的模样,忍不住笑了起来,“我严某人退出了锦衣卫,你有何好担心的？” „That place was said that entered, said that fell back to draw back?” “那地方是说进就进,说退就退的？” Li Fan a little does not believe that „you do tease three -year-old child?” 李凡有点不相信,“你逗三岁小孩呢？” „Naturally does not have is so good to draw back, place that but Yan wants to draw back, but also nobody can block me!” “自然是没那么好退的,但严某人想退的地方,还没人能拦得住我！” „You let alone, I also really heard your given name.” “你别说,我还真听到你的名号了。” Li Fan looked at Yan Kai two, „words said that you unexpectedly are really the Wudang's outstanding disciple, is really some are unable to believe.” 李凡多看了严凯两眼,“话说你竟然真的是武当的高徒,实在是有些无法相信啊。” „Has what cannot believe that I am Heaven's Chosen Child! On Wudang Mountain, does not have one person is my rival, stays is really being bored.” “有何不能相信的,我本来就是天之骄子！武当山上,没有一人是我的敌手,呆着实在是无聊。” Yan Kai sighed, „the people of these peers were senseless, every day knew to practice martial arts, a pleasure did not have. Wudang Mountain these women, are the same with the fly, mounts toward me on, was tired of bothersomely.” 严凯叹了口气,“那些同辈的人更都是无趣,每天就知道练武,一点乐趣都没有。还有武当山的那些女人,都跟苍蝇一样,一个劲地往我身上黏,烦都烦死了。” „Fuck, presently the sufficient way do not speak with this type?” “卧槽,你不要用这种现充的方式说话好吗？” „What meaning presently imitates is?” “现充是什么意思？” Yan Kai looks at Li Fan puzzled, it seems like he also insufficiently knew about the dwelling culture of modern. 严凯不解地看着李凡,看来他对现代的宅文化还不够了解。 „Is...... The meaning of life winner!” “就是……人生赢家的意思！” Li Fan has pinched tightly own fist, this fellow, is runs to show off! 李凡捏紧了自己的拳头,这家伙,是跑来炫耀的么！ „, That indeed suits uses on my body. Presently imitates, um, I presently imitate.” “哦,那的确适合用在我的身上。现充,嗯,我就是现充。” Yan Kai nodded, received this word without hesitation, „, therefore Wudang Mountain for me, without any significance. Dao Master I remember in the four directions, is the world under mountain is more splendid.” 严凯点点头,毫不犹豫地接下了这个词,“所以武当山对我来说,没有任何的意义。道爷我志在四方,还是山下的世界更精彩。” „You continue to go splendidly, I may probably go home.” “那你继续精彩去吧,我可要回家了。” Li Fan is disinclined to pay attention to this Yan Kai, turns around to leave. 李凡懒得理会这严凯,转身就要离开。 „, Brother Li, why such worries. Although your my two people the status is disparate, but also has the casual acquaintance. Might as well puts down the obstruction in heart, I do not shut out your aspects to be inferior to me, everybody gives the devil his due, well how chats?” “诶,李兄,何必这么着急呢。你我二人虽然身份悬殊,但也算是有过一面之缘。不妨放下心中的芥蒂,我也不嫌弃你各方面都不如我,大家平心而论,好好聊聊如何？” „Get lost you fucker!” “滚你大爷！” Li Fan motherfucker, „did your this also call to give the devil his due? Hurries to see a doctor, I think your one eyes, the fruit hurt!” 李凡骂娘了,“你丫这还叫平心而论？赶紧看病去,我看你一眼,蛋蛋都疼！” „Does fruit hurt? Brother Li said that but gao pill?” “蛋蛋疼？李兄说的可是gao丸？” Yan Kai has thought that „this should be the kidney Yin deficient symptom, happen to I understand the techniques of some Huang, might as well help Brother Li have a look?” 严凯思索了一下,“这应该是肾阴虚的症状,正好我懂一些黄老之术,不如帮李兄看看？” „fuck off! Punches hello!” “滚犊子！揍你好啊！” Li Fan air/Qi shakes True Qi to come, all around dust blowing to fly by his Qi Energy, forms a circular ripple, toward spreads in all directions. 李凡气的抖起真气来,四周的灰尘都被他的气劲给吹飞出去,形成一个圆形的波纹,向着四面八方扩散出去。 „Happen to the recent strength has progressed, has not found a person to contest!” “正好最近实力有所进步,还没找个人过过招呢！” „cough cough, every day kills, are some wounds friendly?” “咳咳,天天打打杀杀的,岂不是有些伤和气？” Why does not know, although Yan Kai is proud martial arts to excel, but sees Li Fan, somewhat is afraid. Yeah, oneself, if past strength, how also to dread this few Toshiro! 不知道为什么,严凯虽然自负武功高强,但看到李凡,就有些心虚。哎,自己如果还是当年的实力,又怎么会畏惧这个少年郎！ „You ask me to do, always doesn't want to play mahjong with me?” “那你来找我干嘛,总不会是想跟我打麻将吧？” „Plays mahjong does not need actually...... But like me said that I must dismiss the Embroidered Uniform Guard's work.” “打麻将倒是不必……但就像我说的,我的确是要辞了锦衣卫的工作的。” Yan Kai rodomontade said that „this organization foundation is too after all long, going in difficult, comes out not to be easy. They have given me the last duty, so long as I have completed, can authorize my resignation. But this duty, I, although can also complete, but to solidify our friendship, I decided that asks you to come for me to hit to overcome the hand.” 严凯大言不惭地说道,“不过这个组织毕竟根基太久,进去难,出来也不容易。他们给了我最后一个任务,只要我完成了,就能批准我的辞职。但这个任务,我一个人虽然也能完成,但为了巩固我们两个人的友谊,我决定找你来为我打打下手。” „fuck off!” “滚犊子！” Li Fan turned a big supercilious look, gathers is being looks for itself to help, finally the tone so is big! The wizards will help him! 李凡翻了个大大的白眼,合着是找自己来助拳的,结果口气还这么大！鬼才会帮他！ „Brother Li, how you so do not know charmingly!” “李兄,你怎么如此不识风趣！” Yan Kai hurries saying that „my Yan Kai, but first time finds the person to help, you should think that happy is right!” 严凯赶忙说道,“我严凯可是第一次找人助拳,你应该觉得开心才对啊！” „I asked you, were you a beautiful woman?” “我问你,你是美女吗？” „Naturally is not, Dao Master is a belt man!” “当然不是,道爷是个带把的爷们！” Yan Kai said very much earnestly. 严凯很认真地说道。 „Yes, I help you, how much money can you give me?” “是啊,那我帮你,你能给我多少钱？” „This is among us friendship, how could to use money to weigh?” “这是我们之间的情谊,岂能用金钱来衡量？” „Ok, I one does not attempt the color two not to attempt the wealth, I help you, am I sick you to be sick?” “行,我一不图色二不图财,我帮你,我有病还是你有病？” „You said that is too affecting.” “你这么说太让人伤心。” Yan Kai sighed, „how we said that was also the brothers friendship, I was long how old are you, it can be said that your elder brother. Among the brothers, can weigh with wealth color?” 严凯叹了口气,“我们怎么说也算是兄弟情分,我长你几岁,可以说是你的兄长。兄弟之间,要用财色来衡量嘛？” „You actually originally ripe you!” “你倒是自来熟啊你！” Li Fan spat one, „who with you were brothers, we have seen one time, has only fought one!” 李凡啐了一声,“谁跟你是兄弟了,咱俩见过一次,也只打过一架！” „This as the saying goes, does not hit is not acquainted.” “这俗话说的好,不打不相识。” Yan Kai said immediately that „your my two people of precisely fight artificial that hits, pities clearheadedly, treasures mutually.” 严凯立刻说道,“你我二人正是打架打出来的矫情,惺惺相惜,互相珍重。” „Gets the hell out, who pities with you clearheadedly, must select the face!” “滚蛋,谁跟你惺惺相惜,要不要点脸！” „Does not want not to acknowledge that man should be honest.” “不要不承认,男人应该坦诚。” „Fuck, I enough honest? You hurry to get the hell out! I noticed that you are tired of!” “卧槽,我足够坦诚了好吗？你丫赶紧滚蛋！我看到你就烦！” „On Wudang Mountain, some male disciples cannot block my charm, to my some strange sentiments.” “在武当山上,一些男弟子都挡不住我的魅力,对我有一些奇怪的感情。” Yan Kai is pointing at own both eyes, said in a soft voice, „Brother Li, although your surface has been resisting, but my eye can see through your innermost feelings!” 严凯指着自己的双眼,轻声说道,“李兄,虽然你表面一直在抗拒,但我的眼睛可以看穿你的内心！” „Looks at your big end of ghost! Or fights one to consider as finished!” “看你个大头鬼！要不打一架算了！” Li Fan stretches out the double palm, is placed in own front, has made the stance of gesture. 李凡伸出双掌,摆在自己的面前,做出了起手式的架势。 „Really, hits scolds is the love, you want to carry on the most real exchange, right?” “果然,打是亲骂是爱,你想进行最真实的交流,对吗？” Yan Kai was saying, puts out a hand to start to pull out own belt, „wait / etc. I, I accompany you to come!” 严凯说着,伸手开始抽自己的裤腰带,“等等我,我陪你来！” „You and other meetings!” “你等会！” Li Fan hurries to put out a hand, prevents the Yan Kai following movement. 李凡赶紧一伸手,阻止严凯接下来的动作。 „Damn can you not make such dreadful movement, the feeling very not to?” “尼玛你能不能不做这么猥琐的动作,感觉很不对好吗？” „I reveal my big treasure sword.” “我只是亮出我的大宝剑而已。” „Scratches, big treasure sword your younger sister!” “擦,大宝剑你妹啊！” Li Fan must collapse, this Yan Kai is Wuxin (mindless) or intentionally! 李凡要崩溃了,这个严凯到底是无心的还是故意的！ „I took you not to be good especially! Takes to old your waist substance goes back!” “我特么服了你了还不行吗！把你的裤腰带给老子系回去！” „Doesn't want really? But my enthusiasm has burnt.” “真不要了吗？可我的热情已经燃烧起来了啊。” „Burns your ghost! Ma Liu! Otherwise the father explodes eight petals your asshole!” “燃烧你个鬼！麻溜的！不然老子把你菊花爆成八瓣！” The Yan Kai complexion sinks, frowned, ponders long time, asks. 严凯脸色一沉,皱起眉头,思考良久,才问道。 „You...... Really has that hobby?” “你……果然有那种爱好？” „No!” “没有！” Li Fan emphasized loudly. 李凡大声强调。 „That Brother Li a moment ago why to that beautiful woman so puzzled character and style.” “那李兄刚才为何对那个美女如此的不解风情。” „Scratches, our matters you leave alone, probably you are Love Saint!” “擦,我们俩的事你别管好吗,好像你是情圣似的！” „Women are too restless, my Yan Kai has said that later does not ask the woman to marry absolutely.” “女人都太闹腾,我严凯说过,以后绝对不找女人结婚。” Yan Kai said own aspiration, „I rather ask the man who has a common goal to accompany hand in hand, did not look for a woman this remaining years!” 严凯说出了自己的心声,“我宁肯找一个志同道合的男子携手相伴,也不找一个女人了此残生！” „You hurry, did not walk me to report to the police.” “你赶紧走吧,再不走我就报警了。” Li Fan hurries to wave, he mental effort was thin and pale. 李凡赶忙挥挥手,他已经心力憔悴了。 „Brother Li, no matter you whether has the hobby of Dragon Yang | homosexual, I do not shut out you. But this time matter, but also hopes that you can help my. Does not need you to run, I open luxury car to meet specially your.” “李兄,不管你是否有龙阳之癖,我都不嫌弃你。但这次的事情,还希望你能帮我一把。不用你跑,我特意开豪车来接你的。” „He He, is impossible.” “呵呵,不可能。” Li Fan raises up three finger, „on these three characters! Is impossible!” 李凡竖起三根手指,“就这三个字！不可能！”