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#123: Beautiful woman effect


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123 beautiful woman effect 123美女效应 This Chang Chunxi, is one does not have the moral integrity fellow truly! 这个常春喜,才是一个真正没节操的家伙! Li Fan cannot bear curls the lip, this anything person, really held the egg! 李凡忍不住一撇嘴,这都什么人啊,真是太操蛋了! This, but also feels all right saying that is a teacher by worthy example! 就这,还好意思自称为人师表呢! This was the class in English, the Chang Chunxi ink marks many words left, has the beautiful woman teacher to teach, what the students listened was beyond example earnest. 这堂是英语课,常春喜墨迹了好多话才离开,有美女老师讲课,学生们听的是空前认真。 Li Fan has not imagined, these students can study such is interested, usually attended class including several on several students of sleeping, now attentively stares at the teacher to look. 李凡都没想象到,这些学生能够学习的这么有兴趣,连几个平时上课就睡觉的几个学生,现在都全神贯注地盯着老师看。 The strength of beautiful woman is outstanding, if this world, each women are the beautiful woman, perhaps the world wanted harmonious many. 美女的力量就是不同凡响,要是这个世界,每个女人都是美女的话,恐怕世界就要和谐的多了。 The gene of humanity is imperfect, after the hope, one day, all people are the handsome fellow beautiful women, that this harmonious! 人类的基因还不完善啊,希望以后有一天,所有人都是帅哥美女,那该多和谐! Li Fan well has not attended a lecture, everything in disorder is thinking these matters at heart. 李凡也没怎么好好听课,心里乱七八糟地想着这些事情。 But at this time the new teacher pays attention to arrived he, suddenly asked one. 而此时新老师注意到了他,忽然问了一句。 „Does this schoolmate, you name?” “这位同学,你叫什么名字?” Li Fan has thought that arrived should eat in anything's issue tonight, was shouted by Liao Wushuang, has not complied. 李凡已经想到了今晚该吃什么的问题上,被廖无双喊了一声,没有答应。 But the vision of all people gather on Li Fan's, the male students a little slightly are jealous. The new teacher actually also first paid attention to Li Fan, is unfair! 而所有人的目光聚集在李凡的身上,男生们都有点小妒忌。新老师竟然也第一时间关注了李凡,太不公平了! This schoolmate?” “这位同学?” The small eyeglasses hurried to push Li Fan with the elbow, Li Fan was then sober. 小眼镜赶忙用手肘推了李凡一下,李凡这才清醒。 Teacher, did you call me?” “老师,你叫我?” The Li Fan heart said that this new teacher does want to inquire? Is her a moment ago lecture of what coming? 李凡心说,这新老师是要提问吗?她刚才讲什么来着? This schoolmate...... That, why can you squat there? How to sit?” “这位同学……那个,你为什么要蹲在那里?怎么不坐着?” Liao Wushuang seems natural dull, asked very much free of evil intention one, schoolmate, what you were the hemorrhoids?” 廖无双似乎是个天然呆,很无邪地问了一句,“同学,你是得了痔疮什么的吗?” On Li Fan's presented the heavy line, nearby student was whispering. 李凡的头上出现了黑线,旁边的学生在嘀咕。 Oh I scratch, how does the teacher know?” “哎呀我擦,老师怎么知道的?” Teacher Liao will divine according to the diagrams!” 廖老师会算卦啊!” Li Fan results in hemorrhoids matter, was well-known?” 李凡得痔疮这事,已经世人皆知了吗?” ! Who hemorrhoids! 靠!谁得痔疮了! Li Fan just wants to explain that at this time happen to finished class. Li Fan first time thought that this finishing class ting so grating, Teacher Liao has been holding the books, held under the eyeglasses, went out of the class and grade front door. 李凡刚想解释,这时候正好下课了。李凡第一次觉得这下课铃声是如此的刺耳,廖老师已经抱着书本,扶了下眼镜,走出了班级大门。 Date, was not good, I must come up to explain!” “日,不行,我得上去解释一下!” Li Fan most dislikes is misunderstood, he pursued immediately, wants to explain to Liao Wushuang. 李凡最讨厌被人误会,他立刻追了出去,想跟廖无双解释一下。 Has not thought that this goes out, discovered that Wang Qiang acted swiftly to get there first! 没想到这一出门,发现王强已经捷足先登了! At this time Wang Qiang stands in the corridor, has blocked the Liao Wushuang way. 此时王强站在走廊里,堵住了廖无双的去路。 Teacher Liao, do we chat?” 廖老师,我们聊聊吧?” This schoolmate, do you have the issue that what does not understand?” “这位同学,你是有什么不懂的问题吗?” Liao Wushuang also thinks that in the Wang Qiang study English is difficult with arrived, the good intention asked. 廖无双还以为王强学英语上遇到了困难,好心问到。 Yes, I have a very difficult issue, did not do clearly! Teacher Liao, you must teach me well!” “是啊是啊,我有个很难的问题,一直搞不明白!廖老师,你要好好教教我呀!” Certain, has anything not, asked my then it will be alright promptly.” “一定的,有什么不会的,及时问我就行了。” Liao Wushuang is very warm-hearted, sprouts very much dull, has not thought Wang Qiang must do. 廖无双很热心,也很呆萌,根本没想过王强要干什么。 Teacher, here person are too many, does not facilitate the study, was inferior that we do find the An Jing (quiet) place to be what kind of?” “老师,这里人太多,不方便学习,不如我们找个安静的地方怎么样?” Office?” “办公室可以吗?” In office has other teachers, is not convenient.” “办公室里有其他老师,不方便。” Wang Qiang Hehe smiled, extends take action to come, to hold the Liao Wushuang wrist|skill, I opened the anteroom in nearby five-star hotel, there very secluded . Moreover the environment was also good, the efficiency of guarantee study was better.” 王强嘿嘿一笑,伸出手来,抓住了廖无双的手腕,“我在旁边的五星级酒店开了套房,那里非常的僻静,而且环境也好,保证学习的效率更好。” This, this schoolmate...... This cannot......” “这,这位同学……这样是不可以的……” Liao Wushuang tries to get rid of the Wang Qiang's entanglement, but Wang Qiang is leading two vigorous and healthy little brothers, encircles Liao Wushuang there, she a short time does not have the means to leave. 廖无双试图摆脱王强的纠缠,但王强带着两个健壮的小弟,把廖无双围在那里,她一时半会都没办法离开。 Teacher Liao, you just came to this school, possibly does not understand the custom of this school.” 廖老师,你刚来这个学校,可能不太懂这个学校的规矩。” Wang Qiang Hehe smiles, Teacher Liao, our teachers and students can profoundly study......” 王强嘿嘿笑着,“廖老师,咱们师生可以深入的研究一下嘛……” But at this time, Li Fan happen to walked from behind, a foot trampled on the Wang Qiang's buttocks, lying that Wang Qiang trampled on wall. 而就在这时候,李凡正好从后面走过来,一脚踹在王强的屁股上,把王强踹的趴在墙壁上面。 Date Doufu (tofu), you have been how always in the way.” “日了豆腐,你这人怎么总挡路。” A Li Fan hand inserts in the school uniform pocket, another hand is digging own ear, looks at Wang Qiang, scolded, you were change name to call Toyota to rule by force?” 李凡一只手插在校服兜里,另一只手挖着自己的耳朵,看着王强,骂道,“你丫是改名叫丰田霸道了吗?” Yes, is I not good......” “是,是我不好……” Wang Qiang wants to get angry, but sees is Li Fan, the little darling has suppressed the temperament, one side lets arrive honestly. 王强本来想发火,但看到是李凡,乖乖把脾气憋了回去,老老实实地让到一边。 Two personal servants also hastily shunt, no one dares to provoke Li Fan this god of plague. In the school these many people, have not fought Li Fan, which scallion their young cowboy calculates. 两个跟班也连忙躲开,谁也不敢招惹李凡这个瘟神。学校里这么多人,都没斗得过李凡,他们两个小马仔算哪根葱。 Liao Wushuang seized the chance to move sideways, footsteps were somewhat hurried, appearance that seemed afraid very much. 廖无双趁机闪身走了,脚步有些匆忙,似乎很害怕的样子。 Clever, remembers that next time should not be in the way.” “乖,记得下次不要挡路了。” The Li Fan racket the Wang Qiang's shoulder, Wang Qiang must compensate to smile. 李凡拍拍王强的肩膀,王强还得赔笑。 Li elder brother, I plays the host in the evening, do we have the French feast to be what kind of?” “李哥,晚上我做东,咱们吃法国大餐怎么样?” Does not have the interest.” “没兴趣。” Li Fan showed the whites of the eyes, your China man every day has any French feast, was all right to eat to burn hot!” 李凡翻了个白眼,“你一个华夏爷们天天吃什么法国大餐,没事吃个麻辣烫得了!” Saying, Li Fan no longer responds this color ratio, turned around. 说着,李凡不再搭理这个色比,转身走了。 Schoolmate, this schoolmate!” “同学,这位同学!” Li Fan just turned round, Liao Wushuang actually pursued, has stopped by calling Li Fan. 李凡刚拐个弯,廖无双却追了出来,喊住了李凡 „Does Teacher Liao, what matter have?” 廖老师,有什么事吗?” Li Fan is somewhat strange, what does this newly arrived beautiful woman teacher look for himself to make? 李凡有些奇怪,这个新来的美女老师找自己做什么? That...... Thank you helps me break through......” “那个……谢谢你帮我解围……” Liao Wushuang somewhat is indeed shy, with Li Fan spoke time, sound weak. 廖无双的确有些腼腆,跟李凡说话的时候,声音都弱弱的。 Does not use politely, later the careful point was good.” “不用客气,以后小心点就好了。” Li Fan has not been serious actually, helping Liao Wushuang be only but conveniently for it. He remembers anything suddenly, has patted under own forehead fiercely. 李凡倒是没当回事,帮廖无双只是随手而为之。他忽然想起什么,猛地拍了下自己的脑门。 Was right, Teacher Liao, I forgot to tell you, I did not have the hemorrhoids!” “对了,廖老师,我忘了跟你说了,我没得痔疮!” „?” “啊?” Heard Li Fan saying that Liao Wushuang actually comforted saying that did not have relationship, many male students embarrassed acknowledged. I after all compared with you old, has seen many, do not use with the teacher bashfully.” 听到李凡这么说,廖无双却安慰道,“没关系的,很多男生都不好意思承认。我毕竟比你年长一些,见过的多,跟老师不用害臊的。” Has seen your younger sister! You can also see the hemorrhoids on man buttocks! Also I did not have the hemorrhoids! 见过的你妹呀!你还能见过男人屁股上的痔疮吗!再说我也没痔疮啊! Teacher, I do not have hemorrhoids really......” “老师,我真没痔……” Li Fan wants to explain that Liao Wushuang actually stretches out finger, pressed on the Li Fan's mouth, was needless saying that the teachers understood, the teacher will not shut out your, you forever were the clever student of teacher.” 李凡想解释,廖无双却伸出一根手指,压在了李凡的嘴上,“不用说了,老师都懂,老师不会嫌弃你的,你永远是老师的乖学生。” Clever your big end of ghost! This anything teacher! Made people say that the words I scratched! 乖你个大头鬼啊!这什么老师啊!让不让人把话说完啊我擦! Schoolmate, you called Li Fan was right?” “同学,你叫李凡对吧?” Liao Wushuang read an eyespot register of names, I think your English result, if needs to enhance, can contact with me. I opened a making up for a missed lesson class, you should counsel, I guarantee for one month later, your English can promote to over 130.” 廖无双看了一眼点名册,“我看你英文成绩还可以,如果需要提高的话,可以联系我。我开了一个补课班,你应该来辅导一下,我保证一个月之后,你的英文能提升到130以上。” Is so fierce?” “这么厉害?” Li Fan is a little surprised, this woman was also too self-confident, even if were Lin Yuexian does not dare to speak this saying! 李凡有点惊讶,这个女人也太自信了吧,就算是林月仙也不敢说这话啊! Naturally, after all English is my strong point.” “当然了,毕竟英语是我的强项。” Liao Wushuang on face were finally many at this time some self-confidently, today you have helped me, I make up for a missed lesson to be able you to call the 50% discount!” 廖无双这时候脸上终于多了些自信,“今天你帮了我,我补课可以给你打五折哦!” Li Fan wants to cry but have no tears, oneself present poor must die, which makes up for a missed lesson richly. 李凡欲哭无泪,自己现在穷的要死,哪有钱补课啊。 Which day said again, Teacher Liao! I walked first, in vain!” “哪天再说吧,廖老师!我先走了啊,白白!” But Li Fan does not know that Wang Qiang is hiding in the corner, visits them secretly, hating two to blush! 李凡不知道,王强正躲在角落里,偷偷看着他们,恨得两眼发红! ======================== ======================== Alipay password red package: 44604099 支付宝口令红包:44604099
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