MWP :: Volume #10

#928: My wife is a younger sister

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Li Banzhuang pressed the address that Elder Brother is giving to find the new home, passing through the gate sized up the house beautiful fine decoration without enough time, then saw a little girl correct use arrogant and indifferent look visits her. 李半妆按着哥哥给的地址找到了新家,一进门来不及打量房子美丽的精致装饰,便看到了一个小女孩正用傲慢而冷漠的眼神看着她。 This look...... is familiar, no individual look can like that Your Highness Princess loathful, the same as wish one could to tap her head, must overlook others' angle patting her short stature. 这种眼神……非常非常熟悉,没有哪个人的眼神能够像那位公主殿下一样让人讨厌,一样让人恨不得拍着她的脑袋,把她那矮矮的个子偏偏要俯视别人的角度给拍下来。 Li Banzhuang has pair of over one meter long leg, does not start to calculate that from the waist line, in other words present little girl does not have the waist of Li Banzhuang to be high, but her touching type of corner of the eye restraining, clearly in overlooking this is raising legs to be able from her head to step the past big sister at present. 李半妆有一双超一米的长腿,可不是从腰线开始算的那种,也就是说眼前的小女孩都没有李半妆的腰高,可是她那副眼角收敛的摸样,分明就是在俯视着眼前这位一抬腿就能够从她脑袋上迈过去的大姐姐。 little girl wears the splendid luxurious gown, taking off coat big sleeve, seems like the ancient costume baby of Chinese style. 小女孩穿着富丽堂皇的奢华袍子,宽衣大袖的,看上去像是个中国风的古装娃娃。 „...... The elder brother, I am so long have not gone home, you and Annan Xiu child were so big!” Li Banzhuang can accept more and more incredible fact, therefore she determined quickly this is not seeing the person, who has hateful look little girl is. “啊……哥,我才这么久没有回家,你和安南秀的小孩子就这么大了啊！”李半妆能够接受越来越多荒诞的事实了,所以她很快就确定这个不正眼看人,有着可恶眼神的小女孩是谁了。 Li Luyou shakes the head, he thought that Li Zi guessed, two people who did not see very much obviously for a long time met must start chirp. 李路由摇了摇头,他觉得李子是猜出来了,很显然许久不见的两个人一见面就要开始叽叽喳喳了。 „You know that who I am? Is thinking with your all day how and oneself Elder Brother chaotic- head thinks.” Annan Xiu rubbed the own nose saying that really Li Banzhuang went home, the air is not good, a little wants to flow the nasal mucus, that may really be the disgraced matter, cannot such, Annan Xiu control this completely not familiar body hastily diligently. “你知道我是谁吗？用你那颗整天想着如何和自己哥哥乱-伦的脑袋想想吧。”安南秀揉了揉自己的鼻子说道,果然李半妆一回家,空气都不好了,有点想流鼻涕,那可真是丢人的事情,决不能那样,安南秀连忙努力控制着这完全不熟悉的身体。 „How would I know? Aren't you really my Elder Brother and Annan Xiu child?” The Li Banzhuang doubts look at Annan Xiu, is suddenly enlighted: „Certainly is your parents saw your long is too ugly . Moreover the mouth is also repugnant, living saying that I am only your mating result therefore I and words of your not exist(ence) pompous kinship relations, discarded you, Elder Brother picked you.” “我哪知道啊？难道你真的不是我哥哥和安南秀的小孩子？”李半妆疑惑地看着安南秀,然后恍然大悟:“一定是你父母看到你长的太丑,而且嘴巴又讨厌,生下来就会说我只是你们交-配的结果所以我和你们并不存在冠冕堂皇的亲情关系的话,就把你丢掉了,哥哥就把你捡回来了。” „You two mouths are equally annoying.” Li Luyou beckons with the hand, points at Annan Xiu saying: „Under attendance she, she is easy to trip and fall, I buy the breakfast, comes back.” “你们两个的嘴巴一样烦人。”李路由摆了摆手,指着安南秀说道:“照顾下她,她容易摔跤,我去买早餐,就回来。” Li Luyou walked, Annan Xiu and Li Banzhuang look at each other mutually. 李路由走了出去,安南秀和李半妆互相对视。 Annan Xiu is sneering. 安南秀冷笑着。 „Are you secure Xiaoxiu? Inside did my book leading lady pass through the reality?” Li Banzhuang continues to display, she will not let off the present matter dexterously, must seize the chance to tease Annan Xiu. “难道你是安小秀？我的书里边的女主角穿越到了现实？”李半妆继续发挥,她才不会轻轻巧巧地放过眼前的事情,一定要趁机取笑安南秀。 „This name is very disgusting! However also compared with good of your what slow Li Zi.” Annan Xiu snorts contemptuously. “这名字很恶心！不过也比你那个什么徐李子的好。”安南秀嗤之以鼻。 „slow Li Zi is the name that Elder Brother called, you called my slow Ruoxi good.” Li Banzhuang puts out a hand to compare the Annan Xiu height and own waist, „as for you, secure Xiaoxiu is not worthy of the reputation now, no wonder you feel good.” “徐李子是哥哥叫的名字,你还是叫我徐若熙的好。”李半妆伸手比了比安南秀的身高和自己的腰,“至于你嘛,现在安小秀可不是名副其实,难怪你觉得不错。” „Explained the Chinese classics...... my previous time goes to the publishing house, my book publication.” Annan Xiu sneers, said that looks at Li Banzhuang, saw fruitfully Li Banzhuang reveals intentionally delightful, comforts, smile of sympathy. “说起书来……我上次去出版社,我的书没有出版。”安南秀冷笑起来,说完就看着李半妆,如愿以偿地看到李半妆故意露出来的甜美的,安慰的,同情的笑容。 „Continues to try hard, will have the opportunity, your heavy taste stories, actually have the market very much.” Li Banzhuang naturally must use at this time delightfully, comforts, the smile of sympathy came facing Annan Xiu. “继续努力,会有机会的,你的那些重口味故事,其实还是很有市场的。”李半妆这时候当然要用甜美的,安慰的,同情的笑容来面对安南秀了。 „Because I do not want to publish, I decided that gives others the opportunity.” Annan Xiu continues to sneer. “因为我不想出版,我决定把机会让给别人。”安南秀继续冷笑。 „Is like this?” Li Banzhuang stared in a big way the eye, surprised covering mouth, „you were not Annan Xiu!” “是这样子吗？”李半妆瞪大了眼睛,惊讶的捂着嘴,“你绝不是安南秀！” „You do not want to know that who the opportunity I did give?” Annan Xiu looks at speaking of various Li Banzhuang flavors tranquilly. “你不想知道我把机会让给谁了吗？”安南秀平静地看着李半妆各种味道的暗讽。 „Real?” Li Banzhuang slightly somewhat real surprise. “真的啊？”李半妆稍稍有些真正的意外了。 „Li Luyou must write «My wife Is Princess», that is records me and his story, therefore...... I complied to give up the own book publication.” The Annan Xiu corners of the mouth turn upwards slightly, eyebrow curved, „ compared with certain people all sorts at sixes and sevens stories of person is presumptuously thinking oneself and likes, is recorded his true happy the feeling in liking and daily life to Your Highness Princess by Li Luyou, “李路由要写一本《我的老婆是公主》,那是记载我和他的故事,所以……我就答应放弃了自己的书出版。”安南秀嘴角微微翘起,眼眉儿弯弯地,“比起某些人自顾自地妄想着自己和喜欢的人的种种乱七八糟的故事,由李路由来记录他对公主殿下的喜欢和日常生活里的真正幸福的感受, You said that...... your comfort, the smile of sympathy suits very appears on my face, is only I like this is never false, I smile like this...... humph humph humph...... smile to express coherently saw the mood that purely others uncomfortable expression oneself loves, really some do not adapt. ” Li Banzhuang only knows that dropped falling of Annan Xiu, by her severe wound, seemed not fallen down from the space unexpectedly carefully suddenly pounding of aircraft carrier on Li Banzhuang, lets her full Toubao. 你说呢……你那安慰的,同情的笑容十分适合出现在我脸上,只是我从来不这样虚伪,我就这样笑……嚯嚯嚯……这么连贯地笑以表达单纯的看到别人难受的表情自己喜闻乐见的心情,真的有些不适应。”李半妆这才知道落进了安南秀的陷进里,竟然一个不小心被她重伤,仿佛忽然从天上掉下一辆航空母舰似的砸在李半妆头上,让她满头包。 Elder Brother for Annan Xiu writing a book, this matter he will not have done to her unexpectedly, Elder Brother only raises Li Zi when the diary occasionally, the things of some blotters, Li Banzhuang glances through and recollection still feels very happy, but this compared writes a book to record the stories of two people naturally to miss specially. 哥哥居然会为安南秀写书,这种事情他都从来没有给她做过,哥哥只在日记里偶尔提提李子,一些流水账的事情而已,李半妆翻阅和回忆时依然觉得很开心,可是这比起专门写一本书来记录两个人的故事当然还是差了许多。 Especially this book called «My wife unexpectedly Is Princess», was Annan Xiu this milk stink dry/does little fellow, what wife? Even the chest does not have! 尤其是这本书居然叫《我的老婆是公主》,安南秀这个奶臭味干的小家伙,算什么老婆？连胸部也没有！ Li Banzhuang clenches teeth, decided that cannot make Annan Xiu continue to look her pain the expression is joyful, therefore represses thought at heart, cold snort/hum: „True happiness is joyful, where needs to write down the record? I and Elder Brother live together so many years, if must write a book, ten books could not finish......, but Elder Brother and you in the same place? I look, nothing but is your idle talk, the theory of incomprehensible nonsense, how he was maltreated by you! This called the truly happy feeling...... hehe, I am certain his entertainers'guild was changed name to by the publishing house as «Beats Husband»!” 李半妆咬了咬牙,决定不能让安南秀继续看着她痛苦的表情快乐,于是按捺住心里的念头,冷哼一声:“真正的幸福快乐,哪里需要写下来记录？我和哥哥一起生活这么多年,如果要写一本书,十本书都写不完……可是哥哥和你在一起呢？我看啊,无非就是你的那些废话,狗屁不通的理论,还有他是如何被你虐待的！这叫真正幸福的感受……呵呵,我可以肯定他这本书会被出版社改名为《殴打老公》！” Really violent whole family! Li Luyou writes «Beats Princess», Annan Xiu writes «Beats Younger sister», Li Banzhuang writes «Beats Princess». 真是暴力的一家人！李路由写一本《殴打公主》,安南秀写一本《殴打妹妹》,李半妆写一本《殴打公主》。 Hears this book title, Annan Xiu is somewhat worried, the editor in previous that publishing house said that must «Beat Younger sister» publishes «To beat the Princess» companion volume, perhaps will also make Li Luyou that book also change name, turns into what «To beat Husband». 听到这个书名,安南秀有些担心起来,上次那个出版社的编辑就说要把《殴打妹妹》出版成《殴打公主》的姐妹篇,说不定也会让李路由的那本书也改个名字,变成什么《殴打老公》。 However without the relations, does not look for the previous that publishing house and that's the end, Annan Xiu was not worried the book that Li Luyou writes does not have the means to be published, so long as Li Luyou can write Your Highness Princess 1/10000 good, this book naturally is very attractive, can definitely publish , can definitely sell billions to go out. 不过没有关系,不找上次那个出版社就是了,安南秀不担心李路由写的书没有办法出版,只要李路由能够写出公主殿下一万分之一的好,这本书自然就是非常好看的了,肯定能出版,也肯定能卖几十亿部出去。 „Was said by me?” Li Banzhuang sees Annan Xiu to frown, although this little girl small face seems like is frowning frequently, actually felt that worry of Annan Xiu, somewhat cannot help but self-satisfied. “被我说中了吧？”李半妆看到安南秀皱着眉头,虽然这个小女孩小小的脸看上去时时刻刻都是皱着眉头的,却感觉到了安南秀的担心,不由得有些得意。 „Book title is not......, but, even changes, this book that is possible to change can change name to be called «Beats Husband», your?” Annan Xiu sneers to say. “书名是不可能改的……可是,就算改,这本书可以改名叫做《殴打老公》,你的可以吗？”安南秀冷笑道。 „Annan Xiu, you are really unbearably vulgar, unexpectedly started to show off oneself to have the husband like the ordinary woman to come!” Li Banzhuang said annoyedly, the friend who in the school knows had the junction the boyfriend to come, to open mouth shutting up my husband my husband this and that Li Banzhuang listened somewhat to envy, woman, being in love time is always the oneself boyfriend is proud, this point Li Banzhuang can understand, but never expected that Annan Xiu also arrived in front of her to show off this unexpectedly, this made Li Banzhuang be hard to accept. “安南秀,你真是俗不可耐,居然像普通女人一样开始炫耀起自己有老公来了！”李半妆恼火地说道,学校里认识的朋友有交了男朋友来,张嘴闭嘴我老公我老公这样那样的,李半妆听着就有些羡慕,女人嘛,热恋的时候总是为自己男友骄傲的,这一点李半妆能够理解,可是没有想到安南秀居然也到她面前来炫耀这个,这让李半妆难以接受。 „Others do that does that including you, naturally is unbearably vulgar...... was occupied to have, had the female of the right to control and legitimate mating right by the man, unexpectedly will show off own this sense of belonging, is really laughable.” Annan Xiu not care said that „, but I am different, anything, to you are a standard, naturally must use another standard to me.” “别人这么做,包括你这么做,自然都是俗不可耐的……被占据拥有,被男人拥有支配权和合法交-配权利的雌性,居然会炫耀自己的这种归属感,实在可笑。”安南秀毫不在意地说道,“可是我不一样,任何一件事情,对你们而言是一个标准,对我自然是要用另外一个标准的。” „Why?” Li Banzhuang stared in a big way the eye. “凭什么？”李半妆瞪大了眼睛。 „Needs to ask?” Annan Xiu disdains in the reply, because she is Annan Xiu. “需要问吗？”安南秀不屑于回答,因为她是安南秀。 „Good, I will make Elder Brother write «My wife Am Younger sister».” Li Banzhuang said with clenched jaws, „looked how you are self-satisfied with me!” “好吧,我会让哥哥写一本《我的老婆是妹妹》。”李半妆咬牙切齿地说道,“看你还怎么和我得意！” „Un, no wonder the present person liked the traitor to China literature more and more.” Annan Xiu said looking pensive, „I was studying your modern and contemporary literature phenomenon recently. Had understood.” “嗯,难怪现在的人越来越喜欢汉奸文学了。”安南秀若有所思地说道,“我最近在研究你们的近现代文学现象。有所了解。” „What relations this and does the traitor to China literature have?” The thought of Li Banzhuang to Annan Xiu bracelet is unable to understand. “这和汉奸文学有什么关系？”李半妆对安南秀跳脱的思维无法理解。 „Because of the prosperity of traitor to China literature, caused to start the unrest of criticizing and so-called reconsideration to similar Lu Xun's work, for example Lu Xun created named A Q a how could it not be was your such spiritual victory? Is because you person who liked spiritually winning were like this getting more and more, therefore the traitor to China literature was more prosperous, people like you will not like Lu Xun such satirizing your such A Q's work.” Annan Xiu had a yawn, the mouth was too small, the words that spoke are too long are too many, is good to use energy. “因为汉奸文学的兴盛,导致对类似鲁迅的作品兴起了批驳和所谓反思的风潮,例如鲁迅创造了一个叫阿Q的岂不就是你这样的精神胜利法？就是因为你这样喜欢精神上胜利的人越来越多了,所以汉奸文学才更加兴盛,你这样的人是不会喜欢鲁迅那样讽刺你这样的阿Q的作品。”安南秀打了个哈欠,嘴巴太小了,说的话太长太多,好费劲。 „Is my the spiritual victory? I will certainly make Elder Brother write!” Li Banzhuang raises hand to pledge. “我这是精神胜利法？我一定会让哥哥写的！”李半妆举手发誓。 „How even if he did write? You are not his true wife, but satisfies a fabricated desire, some compiled so-called happy stories.” Annan Xiu shakes the head, contemptuously looks at Li Banzhuang, „are you a maiden?” “就算他写了又怎么样？你又不是他真正的老婆,不过是满足一个虚妄的愿望而已,编造的一些所谓的甜蜜的故事。”安南秀摇了摇头,轻蔑地看着李半妆,“你还是处女吧？” „I...... I naturally.” Li Banzhuang thought suddenly as a maiden loses face very much, somewhat flushes, particularly Annan Xiu words disclosed that very dangerous signal, that is Li Banzhuang is not willing to see. “我……我当然是了。”李半妆忽然觉得身为一个处女很丢脸,有些脸热,尤其是安南秀的话里透露出很危险的信号,那是李半妆非常不愿意看到的。 „I not.” Annan Xiu announced unemotionally. “我不是了。”安南秀面无表情地宣布。 „My brother, although some pervert, but has not been in this degree!” Li Banzhuang does not believe, is not willing to believe that moreover has Li Luyou that full does not believe that Li Banzhuang also has to see Elder Brother, at present this baby, Elder Brother cannot go in......, moreover Elder Brother does not have such pervert. “我哥虽然有些变态,但是没有到这种程度！”李半妆不相信,不愿意相信,而且也有充分不相信的李路由,李半妆又不是没有见过哥哥的,眼前这个小娃娃,哥哥进不去……而且哥哥也没有这么变态。 „After I am and he had the relations, turns into this appearance.” Annan Xiu bears the temper to explain, „we are not the female in same level and story...... naturally, we are not the same levels.” “我是和他发生了关系之后,才变成这幅样子。”安南秀耐着性子解释,“我们已经不是同一个层次和阅历上的女性了……当然,我们一直都不是同一个层次。” Originally is this, Annan Xiu was really and Elder Brother has the relations finally, Li Banzhuang rudely awakened, why oneself wanted, because embarrassed went home facing Consort Mi slowly, perhaps if earlier, went home to prevent yesterday. 原来是这样,安南秀果然是和哥哥终于发生了关系,李半妆后悔莫及,自己为什么要因为不好意思面对宓妃才迟迟回家,如果早点,昨天就回家说不定就能够阻止了。 To...... the present did not regret that does not have the significance, has not prevented with its regret, might as well try hard the reason that makes oneself not regret again. 不对……现在后悔已经没有意义了,与其后悔没有阻止,不如努力让自己再也没有后悔的理由。
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