MWP :: Volume #9

#869: Joke


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Han Young-ae noticed that Guo little four appeared, immediately looked can the arrogant and bossy person, how she does not dare to incite Li Luyou, but four has not had scruples about Guo little completely. 韩英爱看到郭小四出现了,马上就找着可以颐指气使的人了,她不敢指使李路由怎么着,但是对郭小四完全没有顾忌。 Castrated this person, is the court eunuch!” Han Young-ae thinks, but also finds it not enough: „Doesn't he like photographing? After he castrated, sends to the bath center, bar sat- stage young lady photographed, un...... did for several years later sent to Japan to make the action movie!” “把这个人阉了,做太监!”韩英爱想了想,还觉得不够:“他不是喜欢拍照吗?把他阉掉了以后,送去给洗浴中心啊,酒吧的坐-台小姐拍照,嗯……干几年以后再送去日本拍动作片!” Young lady is wise.” Guo little four was worried oneself appears somewhat late, flatters hastily. In fact he has not emptied to Miss Han works as the personal servant, is only in the , heard that Han Young-ae came Happy Valley, drives, looks that Han Young-ae's cow car(riage) slightly ran to catch up with and back bodyguard hits the summon to see her hastily, just applied. “大小姐英明。”郭小四正担心自己出现的有些迟呢,连忙拍马屁。实际上他也没有空给韩大小姐当跟班,只是正好在附近,听说韩英爱来欢乐谷了,就开了车过来,看着韩英爱的奶牛车小跑着赶来和后边的保镖打了召唤就连忙来见见她,刚好派上用场了。 That is natural, son of a bitch who is blind!” “那是自然的,瞎了眼的狗东西!” Should castrate his entire family, female makes the chicken!” “应该把他全家都阉了,女的都去做鸡!” Talked nonsense anything! Guo little four stared hand/subordinate one, does not have a look facing anyone, really loses face. Has a look person who others settle down, from appearing almost did not say a word to retreating, An Zhishui does not know that who they were, only considered the person of Han. “瞎说什么呢!郭小四瞪了手下一眼,也不看看面对什么人,真丢人。看看人家安家的人,从出现到撤退几乎一言不发,连安知水都不知道他们是什么人,只当是韩家的人。 You are busy at going, did not need to manage me.” Han Young-ae also feels somewhat disgraced, caught up with the person to walk. “你们忙去吧,不用管我了。”韩英爱也觉得有些丢人,赶人走了。 Makes noise, watching the fun also four was given to expel by Guo little, Li Luyou one group of circled curved, finally was quiet, no one followed to see a play. 一阵喧闹,看热闹的也被郭小四给赶走了,李路由一行人绕了个弯,终于清静了,也没有人跟着看戏了。 You also know the Japanese action movie!” Li Luyou discovered that oneself underestimated Han Young-ae. “你还知道日本动作片啊!”李路由发现自己小看韩英爱了。 Works as...... naturally.” Han Young-ae blushes, the stutter sticks out chest, pretends usually to say very much: I know were many, but has not looked.” “当……当然。”韩英爱脸红,结结巴巴地挺起胸膛,装作很平常地说道:“我知道的多了,不过没有看过。” This with most female students did not acknowledge that oneself has had from- blasphemes the experience to be the same, most female students have watched the A- piece, but can acknowledge not many...... acknowledges now has looked were also getting more and more. 这和绝大多数女生都不承认自己有过自-渎经历是一样的,绝大多数女生都看过A-片,但是会承认的不多……不过现在承认看过的也越来越多了。 I discovered you very fierce coming out that such idea also thinks. How I thought that your some son is bad? How does a girl find out this idea?” Li Luyou looks at Han Young-ae, even more thought that made friends carelessly. “我发现你挺厉害的啊,这样的主意也想的出来。我怎么觉得你这人有些焉儿坏呢?一个女孩子是怎么想出这种主意的?”李路由看着韩英爱,越发觉得交友不慎了。 Feared!” Han Young-ae collects, said to Li Luyou low voice: You know that now my fierce...... let you bullies me, after waiting, I retaliate your time, you are waiting for the regret!” “怕了吧!”韩英爱凑过来,小声对李路由说道:“你现在知道我的厉害了……让你老是欺负我,等以后我报复你的时候,你就等着后悔吧!” I now on the by never recurring trouble, so as to avoid will regret in the future.” Li Luyou extended putting out a hand, making to pinch the appearance of her neck. “那我现在就以绝后患,免得将来后悔。”李路由伸了伸手,做出要掐她脖子的样子。 Han Young-ae giggle avoided with a smile, holds the hand of An Zhishui. 韩英爱咯咯笑着躲开,挽住了安知水的手。 Why can send him to Japan to make the action movie?” An Zhishui then finds the opportunity to ask, Han Young-ae said what makes An Zhishui of court eunuch to understand, but were these did do afterward? “为什么要送他去日本拍动作片?”安知水这才找着机会问,韩英爱说什么做太监的安知水懂,可是后来那些都是干嘛啊? You said.” Li Luyou pouts to Han Young-ae. “你说啊。”李路由对韩英爱努了努嘴。 This...... this......” Han Young-ae is frowning, how this explained that is busy at saying: You is a boy, this issue you said.” “这个……这个……”韩英爱皱着眉头,这个怎么解释呢,忙说道:“你是男孩子,这种问题你说。” An Zhishui and Consort Mi look at Li Luyou together curiously. 安知水宓妃都一起好奇地看着李路由 „Does the advice that your oneself offers, how want me to explain?” Li Luyou really regrets to start this topic. “你自己出的主意,怎么要我解释?”李路由真后悔开始这个话题。 Waits for Li Luyou and you sleep together, you asked him again.” Han Young-ae looks by An Zhishui and Consort Mi look is not comfortable, was perfunctory casually. “等李路由和你一起睡觉的时候,你再问他吧。”韩英爱被安知水宓妃的眼神看的不自在了,随便敷衍了过去。 An Zhishui understood indistinctly, is blushing to beat Han Young-ae, only then Consort Mi is not clear, why no one told her, this made Consort Mi somewhat sad. 安知水隐约明白了,红着脸捶了一下韩英爱,只有宓妃还是不明白,却没有人告诉她为什么,这让宓妃有些难过。 I said that the brain extreme turn listens to you.” An Zhishui sees Consort Mi to be sad, said hastily. “我说个脑筋急转弯给你们听吧。”安知水看到宓妃难过,连忙说道。 Li Luyou has not listened to An Zhishui to say this type of thing, visits her with Han Young-ae. 李路由还没有听安知水说过这种东西,和韩英爱一起看着她。 An Zhishui clears throat: „On the day of man most does fear?” 安知水清了清嗓子:“男人最怕那一天?” „Do you fear which day?” Han Young-ae asked Li Luyou. “你怕哪一天?”韩英爱问李路由 My which day does not fear.” Li Luyou is puzzled. “我哪天都不怕啊。”李路由不解。 Does not know.” An Zhishui hee smiles, asked you again, did the woman most fear which day?” “不知道吧。”安知水嘻嘻笑,“再问你们,女人最怕哪一天?” „Do you fear which day?” Han Young-ae also asked Consort Mi. “你怕哪一天?”韩英爱又问宓妃 Does not know.” Consort Mi also has doubts. “不知道啊。”宓妃也疑惑。 Makes you think that always asked others. “让你想呢,老是问别人。 Li Luyou thought that Han Young-ae's brain does not think the issue, others asked her, she did not ponder that wants to make others tell her the answer. Said the answer quickly.” Han Young-ae is swinging the hand of An Zhishui. 李路由觉得韩英爱的脑子不想问题的,别人一问她,她根本不去思考就想让别人告诉她答案。“快说答案吧。”韩英爱摇着安知水的手。 Li Luyou and Consort Mi cannot think. 李路由宓妃也想不出来。 Man most feared January 31. The women most feared December 1.” An Zhishui happily said. “男人最怕1月31日。女人最怕12月1日。”安知水得意地说道。 Why?” Han Young-ae is bewildered, recalled diligently on December 1 of last year and January 31 of this year oneself is doing, probably completely forgot, what can determine is that two days of oneself has not met with Li Luyou. “为什么啊?”韩英爱莫名其妙,努力回想去年12月1日和今年1月31日自己在干嘛,好像完全忘记了,能够确定的是那两天自己没有和李路由见面。 I don't know either.” An Zhishui lets go, in cell phone report laughs at the column to see that does not know what meaning, therefore asks you.” “我也不知道。”安知水一摊手,“手机报上得笑话栏看到的,不知道什么意思,所以问问你们。” Really is strange.” Han Young-ae then starts to ponder diligently. “真是奇怪。”韩英爱这才开始冥思苦想起来。 Possibly was January 31 time, the man will have the nightmare. December 1 time, the woman will have the nightmare.” Consort Mi most feared that had the nightmare. “可能是1月31日的时候,男人都会做噩梦。12月1日的时候,女人都会做噩梦。”宓妃最怕做噩梦了。 Should not.” An Zhishui and Han Young-ae shake the head together. “应该不是的。”安知水和韩英爱一起摇头。 Li Luyou thinks carefully, actually understood, could not bear look at An Zhishui to smile, from the start has not thought pure Shuishui can have this all kinds connotation brain extreme turn, but her oneself does not know. 李路由仔细想想,却是明白了,忍不住看着安知水笑了起来,压根就没有想过纯洁的水水会出这种色色的内涵脑筋急转弯,不过她自己也不知道。 What do you smile?” Han Young-ae is suddenly enlighted: You definitely know, said quickly!” “你笑什么?”韩英爱恍然大悟:“你肯定知道,快说!” This issue...... I will not reply. However you do not permit take away to ask others, loses face very much, knows?” Li Luyou warned three girls with a smile. “这个问题……我不会回答。不过你们绝不许拿去问别人,很丢脸,知道吗?”李路由笑着警告三个女孩子。 Why?” An Zhishui likes studying, liked certainly getting to the root of a matter regarding this issue, originally was only the doubts, finally a Li Luyou such saying, was actually heart tickle, more and more wants to know. “为什么啊?”安知水喜欢学习,对于这种问题当然喜欢寻根究底了,本来只是疑惑,结果李路由这么一说,却是心痒痒的,越来越想知道了。 Said quickly! Said quickly!” Han Young-ae worried. “快说!快说!”韩英爱都着急了。 „One side yeah...... is you wanted me to say......” Li Luyou draws them to arrive, let the Consort Mi distant point, explained to Consort Mi: This is the topic of Sir, the child cannot listen.” “哎……是你们要我说的啊……”李路由拉着她们到一边,让宓妃远点,对宓妃解释道:“这是大人的话题,小孩子不许听。” Consort Mi knows that the father purposely is not evading oneself, did not mind that honk the mouth, Consort Mi is not a child, father of Consort Mi in the game to the young master has handled the things of many Sir, but the father does not seem to remember. 宓妃知道爸爸不是故意避着自己,也就不介意了,嘟了嘟嘴,宓妃才不是小孩子,在游戏里宓妃给少爷爸爸做过很多大人的事情了,不过爸爸好像不记得了。 Three people stand, looks that two pairs of limpid bright pupils stare at oneself, Li Luyou are really somewhat saying. 三个人站在一起,看着两双清澈明亮的眸子盯着自己,李路由真有些说不出口。 Said quickly.” The question that An Zhishui oneself asked that most wants certainly to know, this issue she wants to be very long. “快说啊。”安知水自己问的问题,当然最想知道了,这个问题她想很久了。 This...... actually said accurately, the key is this day character...... this character is not a noun, it is a verb.” Li Luyou felt that the pressure is very big, uses energy to explain, is tactful. “这个呢……其实准确地说,关键是个这日字……这个字不是一个名词,它是一个动词。”李路由感觉压力很大,费劲地解释,非常委婉。 How can it be the verb?” An Zhishui is frowning to think, looked up Sun of space. “它怎么会是动词呢?”安知水皱着眉头想了想,抬头看了看天上的太阳。 Rambled on, his oneself does not know.” Han Young-ae does not believe that her oneself has not gone to think, but felt Li Luyou said is not right, moreover this and cannot ask others, what relations has much disgraced? “瞎扯,他自己也不知道。”韩英爱不信,她自己没有去想过,但就是觉得李路由说的不对,而且这和不能去问别人,很丢人有什么关系? You have not watched the Japanese action movie, doesn't this understand?” Li Luyou is suggesting Han Young-ae. “你不是看过日本动作片的吗,这都不懂?”李路由暗示着韩英爱。 Han Young-ae also knows day this character can be the verb, because she courts disaster frequently, was scolded many, many that the cursing at people words also listen, was only had not thought a moment ago, which aspect association Li Luyou let her toward, immediately understood. 韩英爱原本也知道“日”这个字可以是动词的,因为她经常惹祸,被人骂的时候不少,骂人的话也听的多,刚才只是没有想起来,李路由一让她往哪方面联想,马上明白了过来。 Bah...... bah...... bah......” Han Young-ae cheeks are crimson, „your hooligan, spoke the broad joke with the girl!” “呸……呸……呸……”韩英爱脸颊绯红,“你这个流氓,和女孩子说黄色笑话!” How is the broad joke?” An Zhishui is not clear. “怎么是黄色笑话?”安知水还是不明白。 Han Young-ae is drawing An Zhishui, said near the An Zhishui ear low voice: This said, the man most feared one month has 30 days to with the woman handle that matter, the woman most feared that 12 months make with the man one time that matter......” 韩英爱拉着安知水,在安知水耳边小声说道:“这个是说,男人最怕一个月有三十天要和女人做那种事情,女人最怕十二个月才和男人做一次那种事情……” Li Luyou, your bastard!” An Zhishui shames cannot damp, red of ear oozing of blood, jumps in the Li Luyou bosom, makes an effort to pound his chest. 李路由,你这个坏蛋!”安知水羞不可抑,耳根子渗血似的红,扑进李路由怀里,使劲砸着他的胸膛。 Li Luyou enclasped her with a smile, you may be really unreasonable, the issue is Shuishui leaves, the answer is Han Young-ae oneself guesses, finally was I became the hooligan bastard? You is a hooligan, a bastard.” 李路由笑着抱紧了她,“你们可真不讲道理,问题是水水出的,答案是韩英爱自己猜出来的,结果怎么是我成了流氓坏蛋?你们才是一个流氓,一个坏蛋。” Paid no attention to him. We walk!” Han Young-ae draws An Zhishui to leave the bosom of Li Luyou, Shuishui is really stupid, Li Luyou laughs at her, she also throws to his arms. “不理他了。我们走!”韩英爱拉着安知水离开李路由的怀抱,水水真笨,李路由笑话她,她还扑到他怀里去。 electric vehicle that Han Young-ae rents does not want, Li Luyou walks to pull Consort Mi, looks that a nearby father makes the daughter ride on the neck, said to Consort Mi: Under Consort Mi was tired, rides on the father neck.” 韩英爱租的电动车也不要了,李路由走过去牵着宓妃,看着旁边的一个爸爸让女儿骑在脖子上,对宓妃说道:“等下宓妃累了,也骑在爸爸脖子上。” How can woman ride on the neck of man?” Consort Mi does not envy. “女人怎么可以骑在男人的脖子上呢?”宓妃才不羡慕。 Any woman, man...... you are a my daughter, rides the urination fathers on the father head is glad.” Li Luyou not care said. “什么女人,男人的……你是我的女儿啊,骑在爸爸脑袋上撒尿爸爸都乐意。”李路由毫不在意地说道。 Father, I was not a child.” Consort Mi blushed, the father spoke really uncouthly, in the uncouthly words is passing the love, Consort Mi actually felt very happy. “爸爸,我又不是小孩子了。”宓妃都脸红了,爸爸说话真粗鲁,不过粗鲁的话里透着的宠爱,宓妃却感觉很甜蜜。 Was saying before four people arrived at the playing project, some projects need to line up, some people were too many, greatly before popularly extremely strong wind , the person who lines up are not many, four people are arranging together, but looked met others to play, An Zhishui and Consort Mi somewhat were excited, Han Young-ae was scared. 说着四个人就来到了游玩项目前,有些项目需要排队,有些人太多了,大热门绝顶雄风前排队的人不多,四个人一起排着,可是看了一会别人玩,安知水宓妃都有些兴奋起来,韩英爱却傻眼了。 Regret.” Li Luyou said with a smile. “后悔了吧。”李路由笑着说道。 I do not have...... me not to like playing, does not play this and that's the end.” Han Young-ae withdrew from the team, without the means that Han Young-ae can see and wear the girl skirt of skirt in side to fly, but others wore the security trousers, Han Young-ae has not actually worn the security trousers. She really sat very much definite, surely did not have the matter that the means scruples were exposed, she does not want to lose face. “我才没有……我又不喜欢玩,不玩这个就是了。”韩英爱退出了队伍,没有办法,韩英爱在旁边都能看到又穿着裙子的女孩子裙子飞了起来,可是人家穿了安全裤,韩英爱却是没有穿安全裤的。她很确定真的坐上去了,肯定没有办法顾忌走光的事情了,她可不想丢脸。 Therefore Li Luyou, An Zhishui and Consort Mi three people come up together, Han Young-ae can only photograph at the same time. 于是李路由,安知水宓妃三个人一起上去,韩英爱就只能在一边拍照了。 Plays, An Zhishui holds the Li Luyou dizzy, arranges the chest to spit. 玩完下来,安知水扶着李路由晕乎乎的,排着胸口想吐。 Slightly loves the aunt, you have not gone to play were a pity, is quite fun, hugged the fathers to cry above Aunt Zhishui!” Consort Mi smiles happily. “小爱阿姨,你没有去玩太可惜了,好好玩,在上边知水阿姨抱着爸爸都哭了起来!”宓妃开心地笑。 Yes, I have not gone to play luckily.” Han Young-ae balanced some me not to cry finally, the tears that but the wind blew came out. ” An Zhishui explained embarrassed, then draws Consort Mi to line up, we play again one time!” “是吧,幸亏我没有去玩。”韩英爱总算平衡了一些我才没有哭,只是风吹的眼泪出来了。”安知水不好意思地解释,然后又拉着宓妃去排队,“我们再去玩一次!” You arrange...... you to come with me.” Li Luyou has not thought that two girls frightened actually call out in alarm weep and wail, get down above had not given full expression, unexpectedly must line up to play, Li Luyou shakes the head, making them play, draws Han Young-ae to leave. “你们排着……你跟我来。”李路由没有想到两个女孩子在上边吓得惊叫哭喊,下来了却是意犹未尽,居然还要排队去玩,李路由摇了摇头,让她们去玩,拉着韩英爱离开。 Does?” Han Young-ae is depressed. “干嘛啊?”韩英爱闷闷不乐。 Li Luyou leads her to arrive hires the places of various types of ethnic customs clothing, buys one set to put on, otherwise you have looked today.” 李路由带着她来到出租各种民族风情服饰的地方,“买一套穿上吧,不然你今天就一直看着吧。” That...... that is also all right. You look at Consort Mi and Zhishui, just like the child, the child likes playing.” Han Young-ae insisted that said. “那……那也没事。你看宓妃知水,都和小孩子一样,小孩子才喜欢玩。”韩英爱坚持地说道。 That considers as finished.” Li Luyou turns around to walk. “那算了。”李路由转身就走。 Yeah......” Han Young-ae's anxious stamping the feet, holds on Li Luyou hastily, I trade! Repugnant, does not give others the face!” “哎……”韩英爱急的跺脚,连忙拉住李路由,“我去换啦!讨厌,不给人家面子!” „Do you want this face to do? Said that you do not listen, at this time will want to save face at all costs, admits mistakes will die?” Li Luyou smiled, a bit faster, one must line up.” “你要这种面子干嘛?说你不听,这时候死要面子,认错会死啊?”李路由笑了起来,“快点,一会还要排队。” You select to me harness to look.” Han Young-ae acts like a spoiled brat, the girl felt does not have the face time, the best way acted like a spoiled brat, such boy will not continue to be unforgiving teases the person. “那你给我挑一套好看的。”韩英爱又撒娇,女孩子感觉没有面子的时候,最好的办法就是撒娇了,这样男孩子就不会继续不依不饶地取笑人了。 Li Luyou selected one set to her, Han Young-ae looked was also very satisfied, took away to trade, Li Luyou is waiting outside, had a yawn, actually saw that wiped the familiar form to vanish in the front. 李路由给她挑了一套,韩英爱看了也很满意,拿去换,李路由在外边等着,打了个哈欠,却看到一抹熟悉的身影消失在前方。 Li Luyou immediately fearful and apprehensive. 李路由顿时一阵心惊肉跳。 …… …… …… …… Although knows that today was on December 31, but realized that another year ended. The summer flower must sleep earlier, on code chapter, summer Huaxiang sleep/felt rests to 2013 after all, rather than works to 2013. 虽然知道今天是12月31日,但才意识到又一年结束了。夏花要早点睡觉了,就码这一章吧,毕竟夏花想一觉睡到2013年,而不是工作到2013年。 Invited to feel relieved, before Spring Festival will stay this condition. 请诸位放心,一直到春节前都会保持这种状态。
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