Li Luyou looks is throwing everywhere is the dice, writes normal people, the average person, mental handicap, the talent, the autistic people, Stockholm sickness patient, the Parkinson's disease patient, the cataract, the swiveleye, the astigmatism wait/etc...... the person are hard to understand that the content the card sign, felt like oneself knows yesterday evening three little girl did do at home. 李路由瞧着丢得到处都是的骰子,还有写着正常人,普通人,智障,天才,自闭症患者,斯德哥尔摩症患者,帕金森病患者,白内障,斜视,散光等等……人都难以理解内容的卡牌,隐约觉得自己知道了昨天晚上三个小女孩在家里干什么了。 Nothing but is playing «the Harem game of Emperor» Consort Mi that lets the person faint, how to evolve three people to take off the clothes as for the game content, Li Luyou was not strange, Consort Mi game all had the possibility. 无非就是在玩宓妃那让人昏厥的《皇帝的后宫》的游戏,至于游戏内容如何演变成三个人都脱掉了衣服,李路由一点也不奇怪,宓妃的游戏一切皆有可能。 Li Luyou returns to the Annan Xiu room, making her big cauldron making, when met Li Zi to come back, moreover presently at home also likely stove. 李路由又回到安南秀的房间,让她把那个大鼎给弄走,等会李子就要回来了,而且现在家里也像个火炉。 „It is not my...... annoying......” Annan Xiu screams, does not kick out of the way the quilt patiently, rolls the tail block from the bedhead, closed one's eyes to fall asleep tightly. “不是我的……烦人……”安南秀大声嚷嚷,不耐烦地踢开被子,从床头滚到床尾,又紧闭着眼睛睡着了。 Li Luyou is not big in her, but enough curled upwards very on the small buttocks to pat the racket smooth, the hip line that looks that is just liking packs water rubber ball jumps, could not bear, in she revealed the buttocks outside small underpants- on the meat kissed, then covered with the quilt to her. 李路由在她不大,但是足够圆浑翘挺的小屁股上拍了拍,瞧着那犹如装满水的皮球似的一跳一跳的臀线,忍不住在她露出小内裤外的臀-肉上亲了一下,然后才给她盖好了被子。 Since that thing is not Annan Xiu, can only be Consort Mi, will always not be Li Shishi. 那个东西既然不是安南秀的,就只能是宓妃的,总不会是李诗诗的。 Li Luyou goes to the living room, discovered that does not know was who kicked out of the way the quilt, it is estimated that was Li Shishi, her mouth is nipping the Consort Mi bellyband, Consort Mi now is true was stark naked. 李路由来到客厅,发现不知道是谁又把被子踢开了,估计是李诗诗,她嘴里咬着宓妃的肚兜,宓妃现在是真正的一丝不挂了。 These two are not Annan Xiu, if were Annan Xiu fell asleep like this, Li Luyou could not say that will stare the big eye to be mouth-watering, was these two Li Luyou not that thoughts, is turning head to help them cover with the quilt hastily, then pushed the shoulder of Consort Mi gently. 这两个可不是安南秀,如果是安南秀这样睡着了,李路由说不得会瞪大眼睛流口水,可是这两个李路由没有那份心思,连忙扭着头帮她们盖好了被子,然后轻轻推了推宓妃的肩膀。 little girl skin is tender, the finger of Li Luyou bumps, unexpectedly slid, has to make an effort slightly, Consort Mi shook to open the eye in swaying. 小女孩的肌肤柔嫩滑腻,李路由的手指一碰上去,居然就滑开了,只好稍稍用力,宓妃才在摇晃间晃晃睁开了眼睛。 „Un...... my sword?” Consort Mi sat blurry, the cup falls from her chest, a pair of full cake- breast shot, has the young girl uniquely immature fresh. “嗯……我的剑呢？”宓妃迷迷糊糊地坐了起来,杯子从她胸口滑落,一对饱满的酥-乳就弹了出来,有着少女最独特的稚嫩新鲜。 The Consort Mi small sword after she arrives in Li Luyou home vanished, it is estimated that she had not found to the present, the thing in little girl brain is not Li Luyou can understand that he can only imagine that to be one group of starch chaos. 宓妃的小剑在她来到李路由家里以后就消失了,估计她到现在也没有找到,小女孩脑子里的东西也不是李路由能够理解的,他只能想像那应该是一团浆糊似的混沌。 „You...... you wear the clothes......” Li Luyou to say at the back of the body. “你……你穿衣服……”李路由背着身子说道。 Consort Mi gawked staring, then looked down, got into bed slowly, a shyness of face. 宓妃愣了愣,然后低头看了看,缓缓地钻进了被窝,一脸的羞涩。 „You must first dial the time, I spoke with you.” Consort Mi said low voice. “你要先把时间拨回去,我才和你说话。”宓妃小声说道。 Li Luyou also gawked staring, then understood, previous oneself is looking at her body, she must marry him, Li Luyou put in order a time to flow backwards the excuse that...... three -year-old child did not believe to deceive her to pass, this time saw, naturally must come again one time. 李路由也愣了愣,然后就明白了,上次自己瞧着她的身体了,她非得嫁给他,李路由整了个时光倒流……连三岁小孩子都不相信的借口糊弄了她过去,这次又看到了,自然是要再来一次的。 Therefore Li Luyou performs in the one-man show that just went home, then pushes to pretend to be sleeping Consort Mi gently. 于是李路由又演了一处刚刚回家的独角戏,然后轻轻地推装睡的宓妃。 „You came back.” Consort Mi opens the eye, this time not again blurry, has not sat again. “你回来了啊。”宓妃睁开眼睛,这次没有再迷糊,也没有再坐起来了。 „Un, just passed through the gate for ten seconds.” Li Luyou emphasized next time has dialed, ” is this big fellow your? ” “嗯,刚刚进门十秒钟。”李路由强调了一下时间已经拨回去了,”这个大家伙是你的吗？” „Yes, its name was called the small cauldron, was a gentle good treasure.” Consort Mi nods to say. “是啊,它的名字叫小鼎,是个温柔善良的宝贝。”宓妃点了点头说道。 „Actually you can put the kitchen it, like this saves the gas...... I to chat, can you receive it?” Li Luyou somewhat was hot, this thing may is fiercer than the warm air and air conditioning, Li Luyou is saying, while took off the coat. “其实你可以把它放厨房,这样省煤气……我说笑的,你能把它收起来吗？”李路由都有些热了,这东西可比暖气和空调厉害多了,李路由一边说着,一边脱掉了外套。 „It is very fierce, after Dayu's water governance, collected the world the copper steel metal founding the nine tripods, it was one of them!” Consort Mi is pondering the method that it receives, while said. “它很厉害的,大禹治水后,收集天下的铜铁金属铸造了九鼎,它就是其中之一哦！”宓妃一边思考着把它收起来的方法,一边说道。 Li Luyou held breath cold air, unexpectedly has the goods of background, that is in the legend town/subdues Nine Provinces,...... and it compares the super big treasure of center of Nine Provinces localization world, what Simuwuding, person surface cauldron and so on is completely not anything. 李路由倒吸了一口凉气,居然是这么有来头的货色,那可是传说中镇九州,将九州定位世界之中央的超级大宝贝啊……和它比起来,什么司母戊鼎,人面鼎之类的完全不算什么了啊。 „Really?” Li Luyou is somewhat unbelievable, the instinct asked. “真的？”李路由有些难以置信,本能地反问道。 „Naturally.” “当然了。” Consort Mi saw that Li Luyou does not seem to believe that 宓妃看到李路由好像不相信, Somewhat worried, puts out a hand to lose, only after listening to one sound, cauldron that eight sizes vary on pile in the living room of Li Luyou. „Receives to me!” Li Luyou anxious must hit the ceiling, these nine cauldron some inside install to catch fire, some inside are the water, some are the stars, some are moon, is sending out the powerful and mysterious strength, making one be cannot help but worried they will make any catastrophe incautiously...... at least the Li Luyou family/home lane at sixes and sevens stress-free. 就有些着急了,伸手一丢,只听一阵咣咣咣的响声后,八个大小不一的鼎就堆在了李路由家的客厅里了。“都给我收起来！”李路由急的要撞天花板了,这九个鼎有的里边装着火,有的里边是水,有的是星星,有的是月亮,一个个都散发着强大而神秘的力量,让人不由自主地担心一不小心它们就会制造出什么大灾难……至少把李路由的家弄的乱七八糟毫无压力。 „But you said a moment ago can put in the kitchen...... I think, the cauldron of this fire can place in the kitchen, when the brick kitchen stove, the cauldron of this water can place in the bathroom, the cauldron of this day can hang in the living room, the cauldron of this wind can, when ventilator and so on,......” “可是你刚才说可以放到厨房里的啊……我想好了啊,这个火之鼎可以放在厨房里当大灶啊,这个水之鼎可以放在浴室里啊,还有这个日之鼎可以挂在客厅里啊,这个风之鼎可以当风扇之类的,还有……” „Consort Mi......” Li Luyou can only pat the forehead, long sighs, „you first receive, when I really will unable to pay the water and electricity charges in the future, in the family/home uses these things again. Thank you good intention.” “宓妃……”李路由只能拍额头了,长叹了一口气,“你先收起来吧,等将来我实在交不起水电费了,家里再用这些东西吧。谢谢你的好意了。” „, Like this......” Consort Mi disappointed, „that I first received.” “啊,这样子啊……”宓妃大为失望,“那我先收起来了。” Nine cauldrons vanished finally, Li Luyou looks at Consort Mi unbelievable, „the nine tripods of Dayu town/subdues Nine Provinces you have, the sea calming god needle that Dayu is used to regulate waterways do you have?” 九个鼎终于消失了,李路由难以置信地看着宓妃,“大禹镇九州的九鼎你都有,那个大禹用来治水的定海神针你有吗？” „You said this.” Consort Mi threw down a dark iron rod. “你说这个啊。”宓妃丢下了一根黑乎乎的铁棍。 The iron rod has not fallen on the ground, but is the float in in the air. 铁棍并没有掉在地上,而是漂浮在空中。 Li Luyou opened the mouth, he asks casually. 李路由张大了嘴,他本来只是随便问问。 „This is the golden cudgel in legend?” Li Luyou is sizing up that unfeatured iron rod. “这个是不是传说中的金箍棒呢？”李路由打量着那根毫无特色的铁棍。 „Yes, good fierce stick, with Li Luyou same can be small greatly.” Consort Mi saw that Li Luyou is interested probably very much, said very much happily. “是哦,好厉害的棍子,和李路由的一样能大能小。”宓妃看到李路由好像很感兴趣,很高兴地说道。 „This...... this......” Li Luyou coughs lightly, immediately realized what Consort Mi said is his secret silver long stick, rather than other, „does it really have 108,000 jin (0.5 kg)?” “这个……这个……”李路由轻咳一声,马上意识到宓妃说的是他的秘银长棍,而不是别的,“它真的有十万八千斤吗？” „Should, but where has scale that can weighing its?” Consort Mi is not said very much definite. “应该是吧,可是哪里有可以称重它的秤啊？”宓妃也不是很确定地说道。 „Has, 108,000 jin (0.5 kg) not multiple.” Li Luyou has not certainly wanted saying that it is how much, to ancient 108,000 jin (0.5 kg) is a weight of astronomical figures, is regarding the modern people, the load-carrying capacities of many large trucks went far beyond this number, but he cares about another problem, „, if it can be young greatly, really can make the black hole like some people said that nuclear explosion and so on?” “有的,十万八千斤没有多重。”李路由当然没有想要称它到底有多重,对于古人来说十万八千斤是一个天文数字的重量,可是对于现代人来说,许多大型卡车的载重量都远远超过了这个数字,不过他更关心另外一个问题,“如果它能大能小,是不是真的能像有些人说的那样能够制造黑洞啊,核爆炸之类的？” „Although does not know that what the black hole and nuclear explosion are, but should unable how...... can explain the phenomenon of non- ordinary world with the theory that the basis ordinary world phenomenon obtains? This seems the child unable with the own logic to understand that the world of Sir is a truth.” Consort Mi shakes the head at a loss. “虽然不知道黑洞和核爆炸是什么,可是应该是不能的……怎么可以用根据普通世界现象得出的理论去解释非普通世界的现象？这就好像小孩子无法用自己的思维逻辑去理解大人的世界是一个道理。”宓妃茫然地摇了摇头。 „, I also thought so.” Li Luyou nods, „can I trace it? Will not have the danger.” “哦,我也这么觉得。”李路由点了点头,“我可以摸一摸它吗？不会有危险吧。” „Cannot.” Consort Mi shakes the head. “不会的。”宓妃摇了摇头。 Li Luyou put out a hand to touch a mold, the tentacle was icy cold, seemed to have no the difference from the general metal object. 李路由伸手摸了一模,触手冰凉,似乎和一般的金属物体没有什么区别。 Li Luyou felt quickly what thing within the body had to be ready to make trouble, Li Luyou hurries to let go, how he can forget, can this type of thing bump randomly? Although Consort Mi said is all right, are the words that but Consort Mi spoke reliable? Previous time he traces Cui Yingying, finally screened out all vitalities, this time is also? 只是李路由很快就感觉到了体内有什么东西蠢蠢欲动,李路由赶紧松手,他怎么可以忘记了,这种东西能乱碰吗？虽然宓妃说没事,但是宓妃说的话靠得住？上次他摸了摸崔莺莺,结果被抽走了所有的生命力,难道这次也是？ Fortunately, Li Luyou had not felt that the vitality screened out, but the secret silver long stick in body is separated from his body completely uncontrolled, was fused unexpectedly by the black iron rod in the flash. 还好,李路由并没有感觉生命力被抽走,只是身体里的秘银长棍完全不受控制地从他身体里脱离,竟然在一瞬间就被黑色铁棍融合掉了。 „...... My stick......” Li Luyou has a big shock, „Annan Xiu will kill me!” “啊……我的棍子……”李路由大惊失色,“安南秀会杀了我的！” „You can use this sea calming god needle, it is divine tool, is fiercer than the stick that your oneself makes!” Consort Mi stretches out the finger to place the lips, the hiss said, hints the Li Luyou dot sound. “你可以用这根定海神针啊,它可是神器,比你自己做的棍子厉害！”宓妃伸出手指放在唇间,嘘声说道,示意李路由小点声。 „ Can I use this? „ Li Luyou, although also names as the golden cudgel the own secret Yinchang stick, but has not thought oneself to be able really with the golden cudgel. “我能用这个？“李路由虽然也把自己的秘银长棍命名为金箍棒,可是没有想过自己可以真的用金箍棒。 That is each boy, thing that in childhood longed for even in dreams to have, in childhood who after looked at Journey To The West, takes a stick whistling hehe to fantasize that it can be young greatly? 那可是每一个男孩子,小时候都梦寐以求拥有的东西啊,有谁没有在小时候看了西游记之后,就拿着一根棍子呼呼呵呵幻想它能大能小？ „Un. Because Li Luyou must protect Consort Mi. In the future will perhaps have very fierce person to bully Consort Mi, if Li Luyou has such fierce stick, no one can bully Consort Mi.” Consort Mi is looking at Li Luyou confident. “嗯。因为李路由要保护宓妃啊。将来说不定会有很厉害的人来欺负宓妃,如果李路由有这么厉害的棍子,就没有人可以欺负宓妃了。”宓妃充满信心地望着李路由。 „No one can bully Consort Mi.” Li Luyou looks at trust in her eye, some Li Luyou are not willing to see greatly, the mood of having no alternative, bends down the lower part of the body, touches her hair gently. “没有人可以欺负宓妃。”李路由看着她眼睛里的信任,还有一些李路由不大愿意看到,却无可奈何的情绪,伏下身去,温柔地摸了摸她的头发。 „Li Luyou obtains care of goddess, obtained the antiquity almighty troops Ru Yi Bang, the battle efficiency breakthrough horizon...... obtains the title: Having man who can be able greatly the small long stick......” “李路由获得神女的眷顾,得到上古神兵如意金箍棒,战斗力突破天际……获得称号:拥有能大能小长棍的男人……” Consort Mi finds out the body, picks up to lose in ground pen and card, wrote above. 宓妃探出身子,捡起丢在地上的笔和卡牌,在上边写了起来。 Consort Mi such posture, making she mild-mannered fair back almost expose, the full oppression of chest front near the sides of the bed, squeezed out from the rib most probably, for Li Luyou does not make the time flow backwards, hurries to turn around, at the same time said: „Can this title change?” 宓妃这样的姿势,让她柔顺白皙的后背几乎完全裸露出来,胸前的饱满压迫在床沿边上,从肋下挤出了大半,李路由为了不让时光倒流,赶紧转过身去,一边说道:“这个称号能不能改一下？” „What changes?” Consort Mi prepares seriously to consider the opinion of Li Luyou. “改什么？”宓妃准备认真地考虑李路由的意见。 „Great Sage Equal To Heaven!” “齐天大圣！” „But Great Sage Equal To Heaven is unimposing, having man who can be able greatly the small long stick, good power and prestige!” Consort Mi was somewhat worried that Li Luyou does not want, „can I insist with this title?” “可是齐天大圣一点也不威风啊,拥有能大能小长棍的男人,好威风！”宓妃有些担心李路由不愿意,“我可以坚持用这个称号吗？” „Was casual you.” What power and prestige Li Luyou really cannot find out this title to have, „are you inventing the new game?” “随便你了。”李路由实在想不出这个称号有什么威风的,“你这是在发明新的游戏？” „Is, we played the harem that game of emperor...... Annan Xiu to be the empress yesterday evening from the beginning, she without hesitation and we killed the emperor completely.” Consort Mi is own dies to be sorry, Consort Mi felt, if oneself were the empress, must establish a happy big family, with noble concubine palace maid anything's living together in peace and harmony, is only Annan Xiu at all not this, as soon as she becomes the empress, not only killed the noble concubine and palace maid, even the emperors massacred. “是的啊,昨天晚上我们一开始玩皇帝的后宫那个游戏……安南秀当了皇后,她毫不犹豫地就把皇帝和我们全部杀死了。”宓妃为自己的死感到难过,宓妃觉得如果自己当了皇后,一定要建立一个和和美美的大家庭,和贵妃宫女什么的和睦相处,只是安南秀根本不这样,她一成为皇后,不但杀了贵妃和宫女,连皇帝都杀掉了。