Li Banzhuang does not seem like cracking a joke, that vacant look and ordinary different, obviously she said that is not and compiles she and Elder Brother do not have the blood relationship and so on a matter motive. 李半妆并不像是在开玩笑,那茫然的神色更和平常不一样,显然她这么说并不是和编造出她和哥哥没有血缘关系之类的事情一个动机。 Li Luyou very definite oneself has not sleepwalked, even sleepwalks, he impossible to make this matter to Li Zi. 李路由很确定自己没有梦游,就算是梦游,他也不可能对李子做出这种事情。 The light the body, that thing is assuming an air of self approbation, at the same time is shouting Li Zi, Elder Brother loves you...... this compared with taking the lollipop strange uncle as if also wants dreadful many, Li Luyou thought that the own image is not Weiguang is even positive, but is not at least bad. 光着身子,那东西摇头晃脑,一边喊着李子,哥哥疼你……这比拿棒棒糖的怪叔叔似乎还要猥琐的多,李路由觉得自己的形象就算不是伟光正,但至少没有那么糟糕。 „How is a matter?” In Li Luyou heart surprised uncertain. “到底是怎么一回事？”李路由心中惊疑不定。 Li Banzhuang does not speak, depended upon in his arms, the eye tearful, a touching type of pear flower belt/bring rain, annoyed the person to love tenderly. 李半妆却不说话了,依靠在他怀里,眼泪汪汪的,一副梨花带雨的摸样,惹人怜爱。 „Yesterday evening, I have rested not to have in the next door, did you determine really occurrence that matter?” Li Luyou is inconceivable, if oneself really makes this matter to her...... is only Li Luyou is certain, he simply has not handled this matter to her. “昨天晚上,我一直睡在隔壁没有起来过,你确定真的发生了那种事情？”李路由难以想象,如果自己真的对她做出这种事情……只是李路由可以肯定,他根本没有对她做这种事情。 Li Banzhuang raised the head to come to see his one eyes, lowers the head. 李半妆抬起头来看了他一眼,又低下头去。 „Un.” After a while, she had/left one that was difficult to resemble probably. “嗯。”一会儿后,她才好像难以启齿似的出了一声。 „But I have rested yesterday evening in the next door, simply has not gone out until this morning, even the bathroom has not gone, how to handle this matter to you?” Although younger sister's present touching type like not cracking a joke, but Li Luyou when the surprised worry always thought that this matter has is a little bewildered and unfounded. “可是昨天晚上我一直睡在隔壁,直到今天早上根本没有出门,连卫生间都没有去,怎么会对你做这种事情？”尽管妹妹现在的摸样儿不像开玩笑,可是李路由在惊疑担心之余总觉得这事情有那么一点莫名其妙和无稽。 „I know, but you did.” Li Banzhuang raised the head, stared at his one eyes bitterly. “我知道,可你就是做了。”李半妆又抬起头,恨恨地盯了他一眼。 „How do I do? Will I also clone inadequately?” Li Luyou knits the brows, „. Moreover, am I so disgusting?” “那我怎么做？难道我还会分身不成？”李路由皱了皱眉,“而且,我有那么恶心吗？” „You added that you not disgusting...... yesterday you and Xie Xiaoan...... you...... you were disgusting I!” Li Banzhuang is saying the nausea, while embraces tightly the neck of Elder Brother, „forces in that big thing girl's body, aren't you disgusting?” “你还说你不恶心……昨天你和谢小安……你们……你们恶心死我了！”李半妆一边说着恶心,一边搂紧哥哥的脖子,“把那么大的东西塞进女孩子的身体里,你还不恶心？” „We did not say that matter......” Li Luyou flushes, but he cared that is what reason makes Li Banzhuang think had such matter, he thinks of a possibility suddenly, this possibly made Li Luyou almost jump all of a sudden. “我们不说那个事情……”李路由一阵脸热,可他更关心到底是什么原因让李半妆认为发生了这样的事情,他突然想到一个可能,这个可能让李路由一下子差点跳了起来。 „Elder Brother, how?” Li Banzhuang visits him intangibly. “哥,怎么了？”李半妆不明白地看着他。 „Wait...... I telephone......” “等等……我打个电话……” Li Luyou dialed to Cui Yingying, the sound is trembling: „Yesterday evening, what hands and feet did you move to me?” 李路由给崔莺莺拨了过去,声音都在发颤:“昨天晚上,你是不是对我动了什么手脚？” „What happened?” The Cui Yingying sound as always horizontal and is gentle. “发生什么事情了？”崔莺莺的声音一如既往地平和而温柔。 „Li Zi said that...... she said I handled that matter...... Li Luyou to relax to her”, felt not the hands and feet that Cui Yingying moved. “李子说……她说我对她做了那种事情……”李路由松了一口气,感觉不是崔莺莺动的手脚。 „That congratulated you, husband.” Cui Yingying smiles, „, but this is the impossible matter.” “那恭喜你了,夫君。”崔莺莺浅浅一笑,“但这是不可能的事情。” „How to be impossible?” The Li Luyou instinct asked back. “怎么不可能？”李路由本能地反问。 „Husband thought that oneself can handle this matter to her very much? I remember that initially husband resisted firmly.” Cui Yingying is charmingly angry: „Relax, if you really handled such matter, Yingying should disappear now.” “难道夫君觉得自己很有可能对她做这种事情？我记得当初夫君可是坚决抗拒的。”崔莺莺娇嗔道:“放心啦,如果你真的做了那样的事情,莺莺现在就应该消失了。” „Why will you disappear?” Li Luyou one dull. “为什么你会消失？”李路由一呆。 „Husband first ravels now the Li Zi matter, that quite important......, if were pretended to become your appearance, handled that matter to Li Zi,......” Cui Yingying long sighs, smiled, „that is impossible.” “夫君现在还是先弄明白李子的事情吧,那个比较重要……如果是被人假装成你的样子,对李子做了那种事情,岂不是……”崔莺莺长叹了一口气,又笑了起来,“不过那也不可能。” Li Luyou put down the telephone to understand, she who Cui Yingying said should disappear, referred to be the Annan Xiu destiny is changed, she will complete the own mission, returned the god country...... this Li Luyou to have the preparation actually early, what mood but oneself can be at that time, Li Luyou is unable to determine. 李路由放下电话就明白过来了,崔莺莺说的她应该消失了,指的应该就是安南秀的命运被改变了,她就会完成自己的使命,重新回到神国……这个李路由倒是早有心理准备,只是那时候自己会是一种什么样的心情,李路由就无法确定了。 Compares matter that Cui Yingying leaves, now more urgent should be ravels yesterday evening matter......, since Cui Yingying denied is oneself makes the possibility of that matter to Li Zi, then the present situation was more serious, if were really others handled this matter to Li Zi, Li Luyou thought that oneself can die, 相比起崔莺莺离开的事情,现在更迫切的应该是弄明白昨天晚上的事情……既然崔莺莺否认了是自己对李子做那种事情的可能,那么现在的情况就更加严重了,如果真的是别人对李子做了这种事情,李路由觉得自己可以去死了, The younger sister rests in the next door, he had not detected unexpectedly, has not protected her. Fortunately, this possibility Cui Yingying also denied, but how Cui Yingying knows that this is impossible? 妹妹就睡在隔壁,他居然都没有察觉,没有去保护好她。还好,这种可能崔莺莺也否定了,只是崔莺莺怎么知道这也不可能？ „You talked clearly, say with me in detail.” Li Luyou wants to make oneself tranquil, but is thinking at sixes and sevens possibility, the heart was getting more and more chaotic. “你说清楚一点,详细和我说一下。”李路由想让自己平静下来,可是想着乱七八糟的可能性,心却越来越乱了。 „You...... you make an effort to hug me, then kisses/intimate me...... then to take off my clothes......” on the cheeks of Li Banzhuang to reappear to wipe to shame intent, closes the eye sadly, „then like to Xie Xiaoan......” “你……你使劲抱着我,然后亲我……然后就脱我的衣服……”李半妆的脸颊上浮现出一抹羞意,又难过地闭上眼睛,“然后就是像对谢小安那样了……” „I did not mean that this...... I meant when this matter does happen?” Li Luyou does not know that is what taste, can only comfort oneself, this certainly is not such that oneself thinks, possibly was not others pretended to be oneself. “我不是说这个……我是说这件事情是什么时候发生的？”李路由不知道是什么滋味,只能安慰自己,这一定不是自己想的那样,也绝不可能是别人冒充了自己。 „How do I know? I fell asleep.” Li Banzhuang stared his one eyes. “我怎么知道？我睡着了。”李半妆瞪了他一眼。 „How you know that is I? Turning on the light, is how a matter? When the people walk, wears the pajamas, is the light the body, clothes that also or wore like me yesterday?” Li Luyou gawked staring, has somewhat suspected the authenticity that this matter, suspects now. “你怎么知道那是我？开着灯,还是怎么一回事？人走进来时,是穿着睡衣,还是光着身子,又或者是像我昨天穿的衣服那样？”李路由愣了愣,一直就有些怀疑这件事情的真实性,现在更加怀疑了。 „I know certainly that is you...... sees your you are the light the body!” Li Banzhuang said discontentedly, because felt that Elder Brother the focus shifted, no longer pays attention to the impact that this matter has, but cared about the authenticity of this matter. “我当然知道是你……一见到你你就是光着身子的！”李半妆不满地说道,因为感觉哥哥关注的重心转移了,不再是关注这件事情带来的影响,而是关心这件事情的真实性了。 „Li Zi, you most understood Elder Brother. You thought that Elder Brother is the person who handles this matter? Perhaps, is others disguises as the Elder Brother appearance.” Li Luyou is staring at the face of Li Banzhuang, asked this issue, basically can determine the matter that Li Banzhuang said was worth oneself indulging in flights of fancy. “李子,你最了解哥哥了。你觉得哥哥是做这种事情的人吗？说不定,是别人假扮成哥哥的样子。”李路由盯着李半妆的脸,问了这个问题,基本就可以确定李半妆说的这件事情到底值不值得自己去胡思乱想了。 „How possibly is others? If others, I will make others handle this matter to me?” Li Banzhuang be angry swayed from side to side several on his thigh. “怎么可能是别人？如果是别人,我会让别人对我做这种事情吗？”李半妆生气地在他大腿上扭动了几下。 „I said that disguises as.” Li Luyou sighed reluctantly, according to the truth should be if were Elder Brother, was the younger sister cannot make Elder Brother handle this matter to her absolutely. “我说假扮。”李路由无奈地叹了口气,按道理应该是如果是哥哥,做妹妹的绝对不能让哥哥对她做这种事情吧。 „In each man heart is hiding a health hat?” Li Banzhuang was angry, „, even if you are not willing to be responsible, doesn't need to find such excuse? Too rotten!” “难道每一个男人心底里都藏着一顶健康的帽子？”李半妆更加生气了,“就算你不愿意负责,也不用找这样的借口吧？太烂了！” The health, is equal to the green, Li Luyou understands, he also determined oneself does not have such a hat at heart. 健康的,等于绿色的,李路由明白,他也确定自己心里没有这样一顶帽子。 „But I have not really handled this matter to you.” Li Luyou shakes the head, „how can you tell me many point to enable me to ravel this are the information of matter?” “可是我真的没有对你做这种事情。”李路由摇了摇头,“你能告诉我多一点让我可以弄明白这到底是怎么一回事的信息吗？” „What do you want to ravel?” Li Banzhuang holds up the head, the lip digs, the Elder Brother present attitude was too disappointing, „you, so long as knows after having this matter, how should change attitude of oneself to the younger sister, faces the reality, thinks well the younger sister is only a younger sister, should be other anything.” “你要弄明白什么？”李半妆昂起头,嘴唇撅起来,哥哥现在的态度太让人失望了,“你只要知道发生了这种事情以后,应该怎么样改变自己对妹妹的态度,正视现实,好好想想妹妹到底只是妹妹,还是应该是别的什么。” Li Luyou is taking a look at the younger sister carefully, felt her although today somewhat bits off, but probably and yesterday had no difference, although said that what maiden and non- maiden can distinguish is not far-fetched, but always the somewhat slight difference, had the relations after Li Luyou and An Zhishui, next day saw that she always thought among her features were many some flavors, but Li Luyou from the younger sister cannot feel these things that now any change...... or the younger sister said were not he are done, therefore could not feel. 李路由仔细打量着妹妹,感觉她今天虽然有些神经兮兮的,但是大概和昨天没有什么区别,虽然说什么处女和非处女能够一眼分辨出来不靠谱,但是总有些细微的区别,就像李路由和安知水发生关系后,第二天看到她就总觉得她的眉目间多了些味道,可是现在李路由从妹妹身上感觉不到任何变化……或者说妹妹说的那些事情不是他做的,所以感觉不到。 „But I do not understand that what happened, how you make me face, how to change?” Li Luyou cannot feel the mind, actually even more affirmed that this matter does not have is so serious, or is only Li Banzhuang that oneself thinks unilateral thinks also perhaps. “可我根本不明白发生了什么事情,你让我怎么正视,怎么改变？”李路由摸不着头脑,却越发肯定这件事没有自己想的那么严重,或者只是李半妆单方面的这么认为也说不定。 „Also needs clearly? Do you want to come again one time?” Li Banzhuang covers the face saying that reveals in the eye that still to have the look of indignanting disturbed from the finger seam: „Elder Brother, the man is responsible.” “还需要多明白？难道你想再来一次？”李半妆捂着脸说道,从手指缝里露出的眼睛里依然有忿忿不平的神色:“哥,男人要负责。” „Good, how responsible do you want to make me?” Li Luyou is very helpless, he has understood something...... he believes oneself when the Li Zi mind absolutely is not a dreadful sex fiend, if Li Zi were really handled this matter, then he disclosed that sells her to consider some people disguise as, she or because too will be afraid to refuse to believe this possibility, but she does not think person who firmly Elder Brother will handle this matter. “好吧,你想让我怎么负责？”李路由很无奈,他已经明白了一些东西……他相信自己在李子心目中绝对不是一个猥琐色魔,如果李子真的是被人做了这种事情,那么他透露出让她考虑是不是有人假扮的时,她或者会因为太害怕而拒绝相信这种可能,但是她绝不会这么坚决地认为哥哥就是会做这种事情的人。 The present situation is actually not this, then means, this matter not necessarily happened , but was she wants to have this matter......, since were she hopes that she will certainly not consider rationality that Elder Brother can do this. 现在的情况却不是这样,那么就意味着,这件事情未必是真实发生的,而是她希望发生了这件事情……既然是她希望的,她就当然不会考虑哥哥会不会这样做的合理性了。 „I have not thought well......, but, you must be my boyfriend.” Li Banzhuang is looking at the advertisement in subway at a loss: „Elder Brother turned into the boyfriend.” “我还没有想好……不过,你一定要做我的男朋友了。”李半妆茫然地望着地铁里的广告:“哥哥就这么变成男朋友了。” „I have not thought the younger sister turned into girlfriend.” Li Luyou shakes the head to say. “我可没有认为妹妹变成了女朋友。”李路由摇了摇头说道。 „You said without the significance. Yesterday evening has handled that matter to me.” Li Banzhuang the head, somewhat is innocent, some rascals are staring at him, as if thought how this matter he argued again cannot change anything. “你这么说毫无意义。昨天晚上已经对我做那种事情了。”李半妆偏着头,有些无辜,也有些无赖地盯着他,似乎觉得这件事情他再怎么辩解都改变不了什么。 „Should you not have such a dream yesterday evening?” Li Luyou is probing asking. “你昨天晚上该不会是做了这样一个梦吧？”李路由试探着问道。 „Yes, is a dream.” Li Banzhuang looks at Elder Brother earnestly, „even the dream, you are still responsible!” “是啊,就是个梦啊。”李半妆认真地看着哥哥,“就算是梦,你也要负责！” „You......” Li Luyou pats the forehead, relaxes at heart thoroughly, then the expression on face becomes incomparably splendid, vitality/angry, funny, helpless, resentful, he is hugging the bosom girl, at this moment really wants to make an effort to rub her face. “你……”李路由一拍额头,心里彻底放松下来,接着脸上的表情就变得无比精彩,生气,好笑,无奈,愤懑,他抱着怀里的女孩,这一刻真的想使劲揉她的脸。 „Your what meaning? You will not plan to be responsible for!” Li Banzhuang shouts sadly. “你什么意思？你不会不打算负责吧！”李半妆伤心地大喊起来。 „You have a dream, am I also responsible? If you dreamed of me to kill a person, I should be imprisoned? If you dreamed of me to destroy Earth, that does want now my humanity destruction? You dream of me to eat the excrement, should I turn into a dog now?” Some Li Luyou flustered and exasperated. “你做一个梦,我也要负责？如果你梦见我杀了一个人,那我是不是应该坐牢？你要是梦见我毁灭了地球,那是不是要现在就把我人道毁灭？你梦见我吃屎,我现在是不是应该变成一只狗？”李路由有些气急败坏了。 Li Banzhuang could not bear titter one to smile. 李半妆忍不住噗嗤一声笑了起来。 „First, I am not a judge. If you killed a person, in any event I will help you conceal the crime, helping you take punishment for somebody else. If you must destroy Earth, I will certainly help you look means that can destroy Earth. Third, if I dream of you to eat the excrement, I will only remind you to clean the teeth.” Li Banzhuang is hugging the neck of Li Luyou, is looking at him earnestly, „elder brother, I have not dreamed of other, I only dreamed of you and I was that matter therefore you, so long as were responsible for being OK for this dream.” “第一,我不是法官。如果你杀了一个人,无论如何我都会帮你掩饰罪行,帮你顶罪。如果你要毁灭地球,我一定会帮你去找可以毁灭地球的办法。第三,如果我梦见你吃屎,我只会提醒你刷牙。”李半妆搂着李路由的脖子,认认真真地望着他,“哥,我没有梦见别的,我只梦见你和我做了那种事情所以你只要为这个梦负责就可以了。” „Inside that dream are you pregnant? If present, matter that I can be responsible for only, is leads you to buy the contraceptive.” Li Luyou was tossed about one by her in the morning, this younger sister is really bigger more makes one worry, the rebel period of her puberty has passed. “那梦里边你有没有怀孕？如果有,那我唯一能够负责的事情,就是带你去买事后避孕药。”李路由被她折腾了一早上,这个妹妹真是越大越让人操心,她青春期的叛逆时期早就过了啊。 „Fool, inside the dream handles that matter, how to be pregnant?” Li Banzhuang stared his one eyes charmingly angry, somewhat looks down the own belly shy: „If were pregnant, I must live.” “笨蛋,梦里边做那种事情,怎么可能怀孕？”李半妆娇嗔地瞪了他一眼,又有些害羞地低头看自己的肚子:“如果怀孕了,我也要生下来。” The subway to the terminal, Li Luyou held her hand to go out of the compartment. 地铁到终点站了,李路由牵着她的手走出了车厢。 „You also know that inside the dream matter can't affect the reality? Since inside the dream handles that matter unable to be pregnant, how you also do want me to be responsible for?” This did not have the truth, Li Luyou was reasonable with her, because he knows, if did not say clearly, she will insist that endlessly wanted him to be responsible. “你也知道梦里边的事情不能影响到现实吧？既然梦里边做那种事情不能怀孕,你怎么就还要我负责？”这也太没有道理了,李路由却还是得和她讲道理,因为他知道,如果不讲清楚,她会没完没了地坚持要他负责。 „But inside the dream I had the feeling...... I to understand how you and I handled that matter are the appearance, I will be anxious, will be shy, but can also be painful!” Li Banzhuang jumps in his arms, this does not dare to raise the head to be in front of his saying that „and real no difference...... said again, even if handles this matter in the reality, stays behind still isn't the memory and feeling in mind? Currently I have this type and Elder Brother make the memory of that matter and felt, has the difference?” “可是梦里边我有感觉啊……我已经明白了你和我做那种事情是怎么样子,我会紧张,会害羞,还会痛！”李半妆扑进他怀里,这样的话可不敢抬起头当着他面说,“和真实的没有什么区别……再说了,就算是在现实里做这种事情,留下的不也就是脑海里的记忆和感觉吗？现在我也有这种和哥哥做那种事情的记忆和感觉了,难道有区别？” „Has the difference.” Li Luyou visits her unemotionally, „inside dream, you are a woman, in the reality, you are the complete young girl.” “有区别。”李路由面无表情地看着她,“梦里边,你已经是妇女了,现实里,你还是完整的少女。” „That what to do?” Li Banzhuang stayed, oh no, without considering this issue, had been held the reason that is hard to refute by Elder Brother, what to do can this? “那怎么办？”李半妆呆了呆,糟糕,没有考虑过这个问题,被哥哥抓住难以反驳的理由了,这可怎么办？ „Cold food in sauce!” Li Luyou gives her the ticket, making oneself brush the ticket to pass the ticket entrance, did not return moves toward the vending machine, bought one bottle of Cola to fill. “凉拌！”李路由把车票给她,让自己刷票通过了检票口,头也不回地走向自动贩卖机,买了一瓶可乐灌下去。