Li Luyou is unable to understand that what relations Xie Xiaoan and Qiao Niannu are, is unable to understand the thoughts of woman. 李路由无法理解谢小安和乔念奴到底是一种什么样的关系,也无法理解女人的心思。 The female will of the people, the seabed needle, Li Luyou will not take seriously the Xie Xiaoan words, if not Li Luyou, if on the bed of any man has Xie Xiaoan and Qiao Niannu, this man only feared that the feeling of after having a night was overwhelmed with emotion, dies with no regrets greatly. 女人心,海底针,李路由绝不会把谢小安的话当真,如果不是李路由,任何一个男人的床上如果有谢小安和乔念奴,这个男人只怕大有一夜销魂之后死而无憾的感慨了。 Li Luyou will certainly not do this matter, he thought that the matter between men and women only suits a man and a woman to live alone, this is private, many are not absolutely suitable. 李路由当然不会干这种事情,他觉得男女之间的这种事情只适合一男一女独处,这是私密的,多一个绝对不适合。 Perhaps when young people at heart, two people handle this matter the feeling that type of spirit meat blends is more important, actually some so-called saw through the middle-aged couple, these at sixes and sevens things are common. 也许在年轻人的心里,两个人做这种事情时那种灵肉交融的感觉更重要,倒是一些所谓的看开了中年夫妻,这些乱七八糟的事情常有。 When Li Luyou leaves in the Xie Xiaoan home, was somewhat worried that Xie Xiaoan tells Qiao Niannu the words that oneself today and she spoke, wants to go back to urge, but his telephone has rung. 李路由离开谢小安家里时,有些担心谢小安把自己今天和她说的话告诉乔念奴,想回去叮嘱一番,只是他的电话已经响了起来。 Was Qiao Niannu, Li Luyou patted the head, it seems like Xie Xiaoan and own biological elder sister related general, kissed compared with the blood sisters with Qiao Niannu actually, betrays the Li Luyou matter to do conveniently. 是乔念奴,李路由拍了拍脑袋,看来谢小安和自己的亲姐姐关系一般,倒是和乔念奴比亲姐妹还亲,出卖李路由的事情顺手就做了。 Thinks that does not know how to face Qiao Niannu, Li Luyou of unexpected happening presses down unexpectedly declined to answer. 想想不知道怎么面对乔念奴,鬼使神差的李路由居然按下了拒绝接听。 According to ending Li Luyou regretted, can oneself also hide Qiao Niannu to be inadequate? 按完李路由就后悔了,自己难道还能一直躲着乔念奴不成？ Really the telephone is unforgiving is ringing, Li Luyou has to meet. 果然电话不依不饶地响着,李路由只好接了起来。 „You do not answer my telephone unexpectedly intentionally.” “你居然故意不接我电话。” Qiao Niannu spoke one word at a time, has the nasal sound, probably acted like a spoiled brat. 乔念奴是一字一顿地说话,带着鼻音,像是撒娇。 One hear of such speech ways, Li Luyou affirmation Xie Xiaoan disclosed the information, said reluctantly: „Troubles you to pass on to Xie Xiaoan, later I did not believe her.” 一听这样的说话方式,李路由就肯定谢小安泄露了信息,无奈地说道:“麻烦你转告谢小安,以后我再也不相信她了。” „Do the things between your couples, why want me to pass on?” “你们夫妻间的事情,干嘛要我转告啊？” „Can you not speak like this prettily? My goosebumps got up.” Li Luyou cannot bear say, Qiao Niannu spoke to him like this, sometimes has not regarded the family member...... naturally Li Zi also to whine to be the same him simply, but thinks that the Qiao Niannu that tyrant air/Qi the chest, the indifferent appearance, in the telephone listened to her to speak really some not to adapt. “你能不能别这样娇滴滴地说话？我鸡皮疙瘩都起来了。”李路由忍不住说道,乔念奴这样子对他说话,简直就没有把他当成亲人了……当然有时候李子还会更嗲一样,但是想想乔念奴那霸气的胸部,冷漠的容颜,电话里听着她这么说话真的有些不适应。 „I spoke so have been gentle.” Qiao Niannu said with clenched jaws, is filled with joyful and gentle, he actually does not coordinate. “我说话一直这么温柔。”乔念奴咬牙切齿地说道,满腔喜悦和温柔,他却一点儿也不配合。 „Originally your gentleness was honk the mouth is trembling the tongue speech......” Li Luyou to smile, possibly is away from the telephone, was not worried the appearance that her attracted provoked the person, Li Luyou instead can relax to cope with her. “原来你的温柔就是嘟着嘴颤着舌头说话啊……”李路由笑了起来,可能是隔着电话,不担心她那魅惑的模样儿来撩拨人,李路由反而能够放松下来对付她了。 „Snort...... how, no matter you, you acknowledge now in any case likes me.” Qiao Niannu somewhat happily said. “哼……不管你现在怎么样,你反正承认了喜欢我。”乔念奴有些得意地说道。 „My where has the acknowledgment?” Li Luyou decided that does not acknowledge mistakes. “我哪有承认？”李路由决定不认账。 „You acknowledged a moment ago!” Qiao Niannu determined that he is this meaning. “你刚才都承认了！”乔念奴确定他是这个意思。 „I said wants you to pass on to Xie Xiaoan, later did not believe her, she also fabricated a rumor I did like you?” Li Luyou impossible with Xie Xiaoan, the Qiao Niannu three people to confront in any case face to face...... such a thinks, Li Luyou discovered with amazement, the relation is so intimate and close three people, has not sat together unexpectedly crosses, when oneself looked for Xie Xiaoan that night, Xie Xiaoan fell asleep, Qiao Niannu there. “我只是说要你转告谢小安,以后不相信她了,她是不是又造谣说我喜欢你了？”李路由反正不可能和谢小安,乔念奴三个人当面对质……这么一想,李路由才惊讶地发现,彼此间联系如此亲密和紧密的三个人,竟然从来没有坐在一起过,只有那天晚上自己去找谢小安时,谢小安睡着了,乔念奴在那里。 „She has not fabricated a rumor, you said to her personally!” Some Qiao Niannu flustered and exasperated. “她没有造谣,你亲口对她说的！”乔念奴有些气急败坏了。 „I to her said personally, how you do know? My doesn't oneself know on the contrary? No matter, I very like your, but is not of Xie Xiaoan description, Qiao...... elder sister!” Li Luyou thought that really does not suit with Qiao Niannu discloses the own concern, perhaps otherwise, by the relations of Xie Xiaoan and Qiao Niannu, will also really turn into the chaotic scene incautiously, that was also too worrying. “我是不是亲口对她说的,你怎么知道？难道我自己反倒不知道了？没有的事,我是挺喜欢你的,但绝不是谢小安描述的那种,乔……姐姐！”李路由觉得真不适合和乔念奴披露自己的心事,不然的话,以谢小安和乔念奴的关系,说不定还真的会一不小心就变成混乱不堪的情景了,那也太让人担心了。 „You......” Qiao Niannu pant, really has no alternative, next time he will say again this words time takes a tape recorder to record secretly, he does not acknowledge mistakes without the means that absolutely would have no to think that his facial skin is so thick, gets out of bed does not acknowledge mistakes. “你……”乔念奴气喘吁吁的,真是无可奈何,下次他再说这种话的时候偷偷拿个录音机录好,他就没有办法不认账了,根本就没有想到他脸皮这么厚,下了床就不认账了。 „Clever, is not noisy.” Li Luyou haha smiled, then hears that side as if to constrain the breath, is with every effort tranquil. “乖,不闹了。”李路由哈哈笑了起来,然后就听到那边似乎在压抑着呼吸,在尽力平静着。 „ Doesn't speak? I hung. “不说话了？那我挂了啊。 ” For a long time did not have the sound, Li Luyou to look at the telephone, determined that has not broken. ”许久都没有声音,李路由看了看电话,才确定没有断。 „I heard that...... you a little desire discontentedly.” A while, Qiao Niannu said. “我听说……你有点欲求不满。”好一阵子,乔念奴才说道。 She seems like wants to recover the gathering place, does not ridicule Li Luyou to be uncomfortable she is not unwilling. 她似乎是想找回场子,不揶揄到李路由难受她就不甘心。 „Did you listen to Xie Xiaoan to say?” The Li Luyou face was green, did Xie Xiaoan this matter also tell Qiao Niannu? Between oneself and Xie Xiaoan have Qiao Niannu not to know? “你又听谢小安说的？”李路由脸都绿了,谢小安这事也告诉乔念奴？自己和谢小安之间还有乔念奴不知道的吗？ „Un...... I guess.” Qiao Niannu happily smiles. “嗯……我猜的。”乔念奴得意地笑。 „Do you guess this? That makes me guess that...... your doing one -man show did get sick and violates?” Li Luyou refuses to admit being inferior. “你猜这个？那让我猜猜……你的闷骚病又犯了？”李路由不甘示弱。 „How previous time you said!” Qiao Niannu angry, said the woman, was too coarse. “上次你是怎么说的！”乔念奴恼了起来,这么说女人,实在太难听了。 „Forgot.” Li Luyou haha smiles, „did not chat with you, when do our three people sit together, making me have a look at you and Xie Xiaoan are good to what degree?” “忘记了。”李路由哈哈笑,“不和你闲扯了,什么时候我们三个人一起坐坐,让我看看你和谢小安到底好到什么程度？” „Why?” “为什么？” In the Qiao Niannu sound is passing vigilantly. 乔念奴的声音里透着警惕。 „What why?” Li Luyou feels bewilderedly, did she misunderstand what? Thinks that oneself was considering these that Xie Xiaoan said did propose incredible? “什么为什么？”李路由感觉莫名其妙,她难道误会了什么？以为自己在考虑谢小安说的那些荒诞提议了？ „It‘s nothing...... no, but wants to ask why you suddenly thought.” The Qiao Niannu sound relaxed, certainly was oneself thought that his tone had nothing unusually, person who he was not that type to oneself intimate person who hid the emotions. “没什么……没什么,只是想问你为什么突然这么想了。”乔念奴的声音缓和了一下,一定是自己多想了,他的语气没有什么异常,他不是那种对自己亲密的人隐藏情绪的人。 „I think our three people also never have to chat together, I am very strange you and Xie Xiaoan am so how good.” Li Luyou was getting more and more strange, the friendship really so strange miracle of woman? Li Luyou has felt, only if An Zhishui such girl, their friendship are not credible, the woman for a lifetime often only has the most real and selfless sentiment to the own man and child. “我只是想我们三个人还从来没有在一起聊过,我很奇怪你和谢小安怎么这么好。”李路由越来越奇怪了,女人的友谊真的如此神乎奇迹？李路由一直觉得除非安知水那样的女孩子,她们的友谊都不怎么靠谱,女人一辈子往往只对自己的男人和孩子才拥有最真实和无私的感情。 „Matter of woman, do you manage so many to do?” Qiao Niannu said hastily. “女人的事情,你管这么多干什么？”乔念奴连忙说道。 „How did my call to take care your things? Do the friends sit together are not very normal?” Li Luyou thought that between Qiao Niannu and Xie Xiaoan definitely had any secretive secret. “我这怎么叫管你们的事情？朋友一起坐坐不是很正常吗？”李路由觉得乔念奴和谢小安之间肯定有什么不可告人的秘密了。 „Friend? You determined that I and you are only friends? Relates the ambiguous woman with oneself one, the wife who oneself is pregnant draws the same place to sit, this is what man will do the scoundrel matter?” Qiao Niannu enhanced the intonation, like this makes the own reason seem very full. “朋友？你确定我和你只是朋友？把一个和自己关系暧昧的女人,还有自己怀孕的老婆拉到一起坐坐,这是什么样的男人才会干得混账事？”乔念奴提高了声调,这样让自己的理由显得很充分。 Li Luyou is at a loss for words for a while, Qiao Niannu said is reasonable, but she is not and Xie Xiaoan relations are so good, two people even kiss like one person, probably the husbands can public as result, now puts out this reason to come, is really is unreadable. 李路由一时语塞,乔念奴说的有道理,可是她不是和谢小安关系那样好,两个人甚至亲如一人,好像老公都能公用似得,现在又拿出这种理由来,真是让人难以理解。 „You think, this Qiao Niannu and Qiao Niannu liangs woman, is willing to do including the matter that two females wait on a husband, in should together no issue? I told you, you underestimated the woman.” Qiao Niannu hmph hmph two to express contemptuously, „before you determined that must I and Xie Xiaoan lane went to bed together, do not think that three people sit together.” “你是不是想,这乔念奴个女人,连二女共侍一夫的事情都愿意干,在一起应该没有什么问题吧？我告诉你,你小看女人了。”乔念奴哼哼了两声表示轻蔑,“在你确定要把我和谢小安一起弄上床之前,别想三个人一起坐坐。” Li Luyou is dumbfounded, the cell phone falls, responded fortunately quickly, copied hastily, „did Qiao...... Qiao Niannu...... you speak to be able the brain? exit|to speak that this saying you also said!” 李路由目瞪口呆,手机掉了下来,还好反应快,连忙抄了起来,“乔……乔念奴……你说话能不能过大脑？这话你也说的出口！” „I...... I hung......” Qiao Niannu to make excuses two, hung up the telephone in a hurry. “我……我挂了……”乔念奴支支吾吾了两句,匆匆挂断了电话。 This saying definitely without after the brain, Li Luyou sees this response, determined, this mouth would have no wiper plug...... Qiao Niannu to speak this words? Is what matter, making her probably the state of mind have the change, enabling her to say this ambiguous talking clearly principle not to let the words that the person indulged in fantasy randomly? 这话肯定是没有经过大脑的,李路由看到她这种反应,也确定了,这嘴就没有上塞……乔念奴怎么会说这种话？是什么事情,让她得心境产生了变化,让她可以说出这种暧昧的说不清楚理不乱让人想入非非的话？ Was Xie Xiaoan agitated her? Li Luyou is puzzling. 难道又是谢小安鼓动了她？李路由百思不得其解。 Li Luyou sits there, the cell phone transmits the sound, is the QQ information. 李路由坐在那里,手机传来响动,是QQ信息。 „Is doing?” “在干嘛？” „Hasn't done.” Li Luyou returned to one at will, those who send the information is a netizen, the netizen who in Li Luyou not many realities does not know, the nickname is very flagitious, calls „to beat princess”. “没干嘛。”李路由随意回了一条,发信息的是一个网友,李路由不多的现实里不认识的网友,昵称很凶残,叫“殴打公主”。 This netizen on Li Luyou QQ, Li Luyou does not know how to add on her, before had not basically chatted, recently this month looked for Li Luyou to chat once for a while on own initiative. 这个网友一直在李路由的QQ上,李路由都不知道怎么加上她的,以前基本上没有聊过天,最近这个月才时不时地主动找李路由聊天。 „Chatted, I was just bored.” Beats the princess to send in the information, back has a bored expression. “聊天啊,我正无聊呢。”殴打公主发来信息,后边有个无聊的表情。 „Can you trade a nickname, this name I look at the sincerity to be irritable.” Li Luyou is returning at will, what the sex of opposite party fills is female, the QQ rank is not high, Li Luyou can also determine that she should be a girl, often did not chat QQ. “那你能不能换个昵称,这名字我看着真心别扭。”李路由随意地回着,对方的性别填的是女,QQ级别不高,李路由也能确定她应该是个女孩子,不经常聊QQ。 „Why? Do you know my name the meaning?” Beats the princess as if really bored, quick of reply. “为什么啊？你知道我这名字的意思吗？”殴打公主似乎真的无聊,回复的很快。 Li Luyou and other subways, returned to one, „is you wants to beat a princess, are you beat the princess of person frequently?” 李路由等地铁,也回了一句,“是你想殴打一个公主,还是你是个经常殴打人的公主？” „Giggle, you guess.” “咯咯,你猜。” „Does not guess.” The subway arrived, Li Luyou returned to one at will. “不猜。”地铁到了,李路由随意回了一句。 „You are really indifferent!” “你这人真冷漠！” „You made a mistake, I am very warm-hearted, although I seem like an indifferent average person, but actually I am one can change Superman of body momentarily.” Taking the subway is very bored, furthermore the present is in the winter, has not shouted loudly „me to be able the show, you cannot harass”, put on and special occupation results in the beautiful woman to look. “你错了,我很热心,虽然我看上去是个冷漠的普通人,但其实我是一个随时能够变身的超人。”坐地铁很无聊,再者现在是冬天,没有高喊“我可以骚,你不能扰”,穿的和特殊职业似得美女可以看。 „You save me now!” Beats the princess to send in one to open the eye, pitiful little girl picture. “那你现在来拯救我吧！”殴打公主又发来一个睁大眼睛,可怜兮兮的小女孩图片。 „You were closed to do one's assignment to run at home to play, stole family's spending money to be held? If this difference/two kinds, I suggested that in your honest dull family/home was good.” Li Luyou feels her the age should not over 18 years old, but also is only little girl, bored. “你是被关在家里做作业想跑出去玩,还是偷家里的零花钱被抓住了？如果是这两样,我建议你老老实实呆家里就好了。”李路由觉得她得年纪应该不超过十八岁,还只是个小女孩,无聊的很。 „My where will handle this matter, I am only some emotional problems, is very worried.” “我哪里会做这种事情,我只是有些感情问题,很苦恼。” „? Mentioned listens.” Li Luyou cannot help but laughs, little girl can have what emotional problem, nothing but liked the handsome fellow in next door, or some male student of same class vindicated and so on. “哦？说来听听吧。”李路由不由得发笑,小女孩能有什么感情问题,无非就是喜欢上了隔壁的帅哥,或者同班的某个男生表白了之类的。 „I liked my father.” “我喜欢上我爸了。” The Li Luyou cold sweat drippings , after this is 0 that the new generation rises? Right, after 0, has come the menstruation, to have an abortion. 李路由的冷汗淋淋而下,难道这是新一代崛起的零零后？对啊,零零后都已经来月事了,去打胎了。 …… …… …… …… Recommends two „puppy love” and post 0, these two hundred degrees celsius posts. After 0, was exploded probably, under everyone might as well search oneself has attended the elementary school, or junior middle school. 推荐两个吧“早恋”和“0后”,这两个百度贴吧。零零后吧好像被爆掉了,大家不如搜索下自己念过的小学,或者初中学校的吧。