IfCui Yingyinghas not soughtwithLi Luyouhappily, Li Luyoushouldextremelyfeel gratefulCui Yingying, otherwise, hewill treadon the wasteleads of twoshipslikesomeanimated cartoon, was splashedto dismemberby the blood.
如果崔莺莺没有拿李路由寻开心的话,李路由应该十二万分地感激崔莺莺,不然的话,他就会像某部动画片里脚踏两条船的人渣主角一样,被血溅分尸。Mustmake the beastto be peaceful, is not the wastehonestly ( 1 ).
要做禽兽安,不做人渣诚。„Does yourgreater part of the nightcatch up...... forthismatter?”Cui Yingyingis on night dutyto catch upobviouslyvery muchinMcDonald's, before Li Luyou, has workedinMcDonald's, butgains are too really few, is well belowto make the family education, Li Luyoumade after the period of time, has not paid attention torestaurant manageranythingto improveto be promoted the seduction of system, has not goneagain.
“你大半夜地赶过来……就是为了这件事情?”很显然崔莺莺是在麦当劳里值夜班赶过来的,李路由以前也在麦当劳里打过工,只是赚的实在太少,远远不如做家教,李路由做了一阵子之后没有理会餐厅经理什么完善晋级体系的诱惑,再也没有去过了。„Yes, husband.”Cui Yingyingrepliedearnestly.
“是的,夫君。”崔莺莺认真地回答。„Thank you.”Li Luyousaidheartfeltly.
“谢谢你了。”李路由由衷地说道。„Thisis not a minor matter......, if the slavedoes not come, the consequenceis inconceivable.”Cui Yingyinglooks atherhusbandunprecedentedlyseriously, „husband, pleasecarethismatter. Perhapslikethatcrab, somepeoplefeelsherverycute, butweknowin factshe is actually savagesummoned beast, even if she personentireZhonghaicitykilled, shewill not haveanylittlefeeling, perhapsaftermakingbloodshed, shewill still runto soakwhathot pothot springleisurely...... Annan Xiucuteis only the false appearance, in factshealsowantssavageten thousandtimes...... the tonight'sslavenot to catch upcompared withhersummoned beast, husbandorhadwhatmeansto be perfunctory the past, was not perfunctoryin the past...... husbandin the futurenot, the futurenature of slavenot, human. The futuredid not have, the Earthfuture...... did not have.”
“这并不是一件小事……如果奴不来,后果难以想象。”崔莺莺前所未有地严肃地看着她的夫君,“夫君,请把这件事情放在心上。就像那只螃蟹,也许有人觉得她很可爱,但事实上我们都知道她其实是一只凶残的召唤兽,她即使把整个中海市的人都杀了,她也不会有任何一点点感觉,也许在制造了血海之后,她依然会悠哉悠哉地跑去泡什么火锅温泉……安南秀的可爱只是假象,实际上她比她的召唤兽还要凶残万倍……今天晚上奴不赶来,夫君或者有什么办法敷衍过去,但是如果没有敷衍过去……夫君的未来没有了,奴的未来自然也没有了,人类的未来没有了,地球的未来……也没有了。”Li Luyouhas knownAnnan Xiuis very fierce, healsoknows that Annan Xiuthreatenshumansufficiently, world, as well asentireEarth, who will really be afraidoneto wantoneselfto hugis speakinglittle girl that the storycoaxesherto sleep? Li Luyouis notdoes not understandtruth that Cui Yingyingtold, were extremely fewto face, Annan Xiuin his eyesonlyhadcute.李路由一直知道安南秀很厉害,他也知道安南秀足以威胁人类,世界,以及整个地球,可是谁会真的去害怕一个要自己抱着讲故事哄她睡觉的小女孩?李路由不是不明白崔莺莺讲述的道理,却极少去正视,在他眼里的安南秀只剩下可爱。
A Cui Yingyingsuchsaying, Li Luyouactuallycannot help butfeltabsolutely terrifiedly, backcold sweatmurmurunder.崔莺莺这么一说,李路由却不由得感觉毛骨悚然,背后冷汗潺潺而下。„Thank you.”Li Luyousaidagainonetime, thistime was also sincere, althoughLi Luyouandhas no understanding of Cui Yingying , a noanythingdoes not havereason the feeling of trustto believeher, howevershesaidtrulyis the fact.
“谢谢你。”李路由再说了一次,这次却又诚恳了许多,尽管李路由对崔莺莺并没有什么了解,也没有一种什么没来由的信任的感觉去相信她,然而她说的确实是事实。„Husbanddoes not needextremelyto worry, believes that this is also the slavearrives at one of my lordreasons, gives to Annan Xiunotfor the say/way of husbandconstantly , to promote the ownstrength, cantake off the Annan Xiuskirtto hit the ability that herbuttocksareyouneedmomentarily.”Cui Yingyingwinked the bigeye, on the elegantfaceexudes a impertinenceunexpectedly, „husbanddid not yearn that Annan Xiuwas heldbyyou at the scene that the bosombigbuttockscry aloudhave no alternative?”
“夫君也不必太过忧心,相信这也是奴来到夫君身边的原因之一,一味地迁就安南秀并不是为夫之道,提升自己的力量,随时可以脱掉安南秀的裙子打她的屁股才是你需要的能力。”崔莺莺眨了眨大大的眼睛,雍容华贵的脸庞上居然泛起一丝俏皮,“夫君难道不向往安南秀被你抱在怀里大屁股哇哇大哭却无可奈何的场景吗?”„Yourthissaying, ifwere heardbyAnnan Xiu, youdied......”Li Luyouto saylow voice,thesewomendid understandhim? The scene of Cui YingyingdescriptionmakesLi Luyouone's blood bubbles up to the brimsimply, hethought that at that timehecertainlyinspankshersmall, whilelaughs, backgroundis the limitlesslightning of Annan Xiurelease, chopsLi Luyouto be safe and sound.
“你这话要是被安南秀听到了,你就死定了……”李路由小声说道,这些女人怎么都这么了解他呢?崔莺莺描述的场景简直让李路由热血沸腾,他觉得那时候他一定在一边打她的小屁股,一边哈哈大笑,背景就是安南秀释放的无边无际的闪电,一个个劈下来李路由却安然无恙。„Husbanddo not despise the slave, so long ashusbanddoes not get upto kill the heartto the slave, the slavedoes not fearAnnan Xiu.”Cui YingyingapproachesLi Luyou, withhimsaid that intimate conversation, as ifconspiresto cope withAnnan Xiutogether.
“夫君可不要小看奴家,只要夫君不对奴家起杀心,奴家可不怕安南秀。”崔莺莺走近李路由,和他说悄悄话似的,仿佛一起密谋对付安南秀。„Others don’t provoke me, I don’t provoke others, so long asyoudo not dotoourdisadvantageousthings, Ihaveanythingto kill the heart...... Li Luyouto shake the headtoyou”, seize the chanceto ask: „Youdo not fearAnnan Xiu, yourstrengthhow?”
“人不犯我,我不犯人,只要你不做对我们不利的事情,我对你起什么杀心……”李路由摇了摇头,趁机问道:“你不怕安南秀,你的实力到底如何?”„From the under foot, to the end of the world, under the vault of heaven, above the godcountry, does not have the slaverivalagain.”Cui Yingyingbowsapologetically, „sorry, the slavecanhit.”
“从脚下,一直到世界的尽头,苍穹之下,神国之上,再无奴家敌手。”崔莺莺歉然躬身,“对不起,奴家太能打了。”Li Luyoucannot help butstares dumbfounded, the woman who whyoneselfruns intois one by one self-confident, can the narcissism, boastone by oneone by one? Cui Yingyingsaid that to sayherunmatched in the world.李路由不由得瞠目结舌,为什么自己遇到的女人一个比一个自信,一个比一个自恋,一个比一个能吹牛?崔莺莺这么说岂不是说她天下无敌了。
„ Naturally, thisis the strength of slaveprosperousperiod, moreovernottowar, butweighsinsomefactstandard, slavecan be victorioushusband.
“当然,这是奴家鼎盛时期的力量,而且并非对战,只是以某一事实标准来衡量,还有奴家打不过夫君。
” Cui Yingyingwas worried that answered, „husbanddoes not needlikebeing worried aboutAnnan Xiuis worried about the slave, the slavepersonwasyour, the heartwasyour, youlet the slavetowardeast, the slavedoes not daretoward the west, youto make the slaveeat the fragrant-flowered garlic, the slavedoes not dareto eat the green onionabsolutely.”Li Luyouonlyfelttodaythatcannotventwantsfilled with- firehas vanishedwithout a trace, is only left oversatisfiedlyunthinkableanddoes not know whether to laugh or cry, whatlogicthisis, shefights all overunmatched in the world, can't actually be victoriousLi Luyou? Li Luyouiscrude persondivine apprentice.
”崔莺莺担心地解释道,“夫君无需像担心安南秀一样担心奴家,奴家人是你的,心是你的,你让奴家往东,奴家绝不敢往西,你让奴家吃韭菜,奴家绝对不敢吃大葱。”李路由只觉得今天那不能发泄的满腔欲-火已经消失的无影无踪了,只剩下满足地匪夷所思和啼笑皆非,这是什么逻辑,她打遍天下无敌手,却打不过李路由?李路由可是一个半吊子神徒啊。„Iknew, youlikeLin Jiangxian...... youarrive atEarthfor some reasons, fightswithLin Jiangxian, then the brainwas injured by falling down. Lin Jiangxianarrived atEarthinitially, createdhuman, created the civilization, left behindthisworld...... youto arrive atEarth, wasshouted that a personcalledhusband, thenworkedeverywhere.”Li Luyouhas no alternativenods, surpasses the exist(ence) of oneselfimaginationandcognitionregardingthistypecompletely, hedoes not tryto guessherrealstatus, real intention.
“我知道了,你是像蔺江仙那样的……你因为某些原因来到地球,和蔺江仙大战一场,然后脑子摔坏了。蔺江仙当初来到地球,创造了人类,缔造了文明,留下了这个世界……你来到地球,就是喊一个人叫夫君,然后到处打工。”李路由无可奈何地点了点头,对于这种完全超出自己想象和认知的存在,他不试图去猜测她的真实身份,真实意图了。„Slavemaynot haveLin Jiangxian is so bored, sheenjoys the pleasant sensation of creator, the slaveis onlyexperiences the life of husband, liveslikehusbandinthisworld, workslikehusbandlaboriously...... the coupleis a bodywholeheartedly, how will the slavehaveotherwhatambitions and interests?”Cui Yingyingsmiles, „does suchYingying, ask forhusbandto likecompared withLin Jiangxian?”
“奴家可没有蔺江仙那么无聊,她享受造物主的快感,奴家只是来体验夫君的生活,像夫君一样生活在这个世界,像夫君一样辛辛苦苦地打工……夫妻本是一体一心,奴家怎么会有其他的什么野心和兴趣?”崔莺莺浅浅一笑,“这样的莺莺,是不是比蔺江仙更讨夫君喜欢呢?”„Cui Yingying, youshouldnotreallyme, whenyourwhathusband?”Cui Yingyingshoutedendlessly,Li Luyoureallyhad a headache, Xie Xiaoanshouted that the husbandwas shoutingis shoutingto becometrue, hedoes not wantagainmanyCui Yingying.
“崔莺莺,你该不会真的把我当你的什么夫君吧?”崔莺莺没完没了地喊,李路由真的头疼了,谢小安喊老公喊着喊着成真的了,他可不想再多个崔莺莺。„Is husbanditself/BenYingying'shusband?”Cui Yingyingtakes downthatdark bluehatsuffering, the long hairhangs loose, is vibratingin the nighttime sky, „coupleis a bodywholeheartedly, does not believeunderyourtest.”
“夫君本就是莺莺的夫君啊?”崔莺莺委屈地取下那个深蓝色的帽子,长发披散下来,在夜空中抖动着,“夫妻是一体一心,不信你测试下。”„Howto test?”Li Luyouactuallysomewhatwas that curious a bodyshesaidwholeheartedlyisanything.
“怎么测试?”李路由倒是有些好奇她挂在嘴边的一体一心到底是什么了。„Un......”Cui Yingyingthoughtsome little time, „for example, weplay the stoneto cut the knife-shaped copper coin, husbandhide the handin the back, regardless ofhusbandhasanything, Yingyingcanguess correctly.”
“嗯……”崔莺莺想了好一会儿,“例如,我们玩石头剪刀布,夫君把手藏在背后,无论夫君出什么,莺莺都能猜到。”
The muscle of Li Luyoucheeksis beating, before the feelingwants the facial paralysisblinkshastily, makingoneselfbe separated from...... behindhimfromthatspeechlessmoodis a display window of crystalaccessoryshop, in the display windowhas the bigmirror.李路由脸颊的肌肉跳动着,在感觉要面瘫之前连忙眨了眨眼睛,让自己从那种无言的情绪中脱离出来……他背后是一家水晶饰品店的橱窗,橱窗里有大大的镜子。„Cui Yingying, youare the biggod, butdon'tme, when the idiotis good?”Li Luyoubeckons with the hand, knows that is notCui Yingyingthisbeing good atinstallsmuddled, butGuleftsaid the opponent of hiswoman, did not planto probeheranythingagain.
“崔莺莺,你是大神,可也别把我当白痴行不行?”李路由摆了摆手,知道不是崔莺莺这种善于装糊涂而顾左言他的女人的对手,不打算再试探她什么了。„Husband is really intelligent, Yingyinganythinghad not said,husbandknowsYingyingis the biggod.”Cui Yingyingpatted the palm, jumps for joysaid.
“夫君真是聪明,莺莺什么也没有说,夫君就知道莺莺是大神。”崔莺莺拍了拍手掌,雀跃地说道。„Youmakethatcalmlyto look likeWu Zetian'sappearanceto be pleasing to the eyesgracefully, yourpresentstudylittle girljumpsto clapact cute, mygoosebumpsgot up.”Li Luyoushrank the shoulder saying that preparedto say goodbye, „thankedyouto saveme...... I to walktonightnow, youworked, another dayhadwhatneed, althoughcontacted withme, Iowed you favor.”? „But the slavecannotwalknow, Annan Xiucame.”Cui Yingyingreferred to the Li Luyoubodysidesaying.
“你还是作出那副从容优雅像武则天的模样顺眼,你现在学小女孩跳起来拍手装可爱,我鸡皮疙瘩都起来了。”李路由缩了缩肩膀说道,准备告别了,“非常感谢你今天晚上救了我……不过我现在要走了,你还是去工作吧,改日有什么需要,尽管联系我,我欠你人情。”?“可是奴家现在不能走了,安南秀来了。”崔莺莺指了指李路由的身侧说道。Li Luyouhas turned head, Annan Xiuquietlywithout interesthas really appearedinhisbodyside, inherhandpulls a crab, showis crawlingto the staironcrooked, wantsto gnawthatfirefaucet.李路由扭过头去,安南秀果然已经悄然无息地出现在了他的身侧,她的手中牵着一只螃蟹,秀秀歪歪扭扭地爬到台阶上,想啃断那个消防水龙头。„Li Banzhuangis not athome, completes the family educationnot to hurryto go hometo givemeto tell the story, unexpectedlyrunsandthiswomanmeets, IsaidwhyIrestless?”Annan Xiuis sizing upLi LuyouandCui Yingyingvigilantly, „are youdoing?”
“李半妆不在家,做完家教不赶紧回家给我讲故事,居然跑来和这个女人见面,我就说为什么我心神不宁的呢?”安南秀警惕地打量着李路由和崔莺莺,“你们在干什么?”„Chatted.”Li Luyoutoputs into the Annan Xiuexplanation of homeyoung married womanstatushonestlycompletely.
“聊天。”李路由诚实地向完全投入居家少妇身份的安南秀解释。„Thisyou of greater part of the nightare certainly chatting the life, ideal, revolutionand so ongreattopic.”Annan Xiusaidunemotionally.
“这大半夜的你们一定是在聊人生,理想,革命之类的伟大话题。”安南秀面无表情地说道。„How do youknow?”Li Luyousaidsurprisedly, is suddenly enlighted: „Youwerelisten certainly secretlyusto speak!”
“你怎么知道?”李路由惊奇地说道,然后又恍然大悟:“你一定是偷听我们说话了!”„Li Luyou!”Annan Xiuis angry.
“李路由!”安南秀大怒。„Walks, went home...... not to chat the life, ideal, the revolution...... Ilistened toherto boast, Cui Yingyingsaid that oneselffought all overunmatched in the world.”Li Luyouknows when to stop, is comfortingherhastily, embracedherarmto be aboutto go home.
“走吧,回家了……不是聊人生,理想,革命……我只是听她吹牛而已,崔莺莺说自己打遍天下无敌手。”李路由适可而止,连忙安抚着她,揽着她的胳膊准备回家了。„Right?”Annan Xiulooks at the Cui Yingyingsmile.
“是吗?”安南秀看着崔莺莺微笑。„Your highness, trulyislike this.”Cui Yingyingraises slightly, looked atLi Luyou, saidtoAnnan Xiu: „Don't youbelieve?”
“殿下,确实是这样子的。”崔莺莺欠了欠身子,看了一眼李路由,又对安南秀说道:“你不相信吗?”„Yes, cancompare?”Annan Xiuknits the brows, shethought that Cui Yingyingis provokingherwithout a doubt, thisprovocationextremelyinbeing supercilious, althoughAnnan Xiufeltindistinctlyshould notbeginwithCui Yingying, butshe is never an overcautiousperson.
“是啊,要不要比一比?”安南秀皱了皱眉,她觉得崔莺莺毫无疑问是在挑衅她,这种挑衅太过于目中无人,尽管安南秀隐约感觉到不应该和崔莺莺动手,但是她从来不是个瞻前顾后的人。„Does not dare.”Cui Yingyingshakes the head.
“不敢。”崔莺莺摇了摇头。„Doesn't yourunmatched in the world, dareto beginwithmeunexpectedly?”Annan Xiuis sneering.
“你都天下无敌了,居然不敢和我动手?”安南秀冷笑着。„Ido not dareto beginwithyou, butIcanmakehimdefeatyou, toprovemystrength.”Cui Yingyingpoints atLi Luyouto say.
“我不敢和你动手,但是我可以让他打败你,以证明我的力量。”崔莺莺指着李路由说道。„Come.”Annan Xiuraises the neckarrogant, shedid not care about the proposition that Cui Yingyingthistypeseemed likedisdainsextremely, oncedecidedto begin, howAnnan Xiuwas possibly enragedagain, controlling the ownmoodwasanyinstinct that Divinist that was skilled in the fight.
“来吧。”安南秀傲慢地昂起脖子,她根本不在意崔莺莺这种看上去极其不屑的提议了,一旦决定动手,安南秀怎么可能再被人激怒,控制住自己的情绪是任何一个精通战斗的神术师的本能。Theprovocation of Cui Yingying, clarifiedlikesaidto an elephant,Idid not pull the wrist/skillwithyou, butIcanmakethisantkick to deathyou.崔莺莺的这种挑衅,摆明了就像对一条大象说,我不和你扳手腕,但是我可以让这只蚂蚁踹死你。„Comesyourhead!”Li Luyouactuallydid not supportpattedAnnan Xiusmallbuttocks, „yourbrainwater penetration, makingmeuniteothersto comewithyouto fight?”
“来你个头!”李路由却一点也不支持地拍了安南秀的小屁股一下,“你脑子进水了,让我联合别人来和你打架?”Annan Xiufeels the ownsmallbuttocksbackhandedly, dug the faintingmouth, shehas not thoughtfrom the startthisissue, right, Li Luyouobviouslyisoneselfmostownthatperson, whyto helpotherscomeandoneselffights?安南秀反手摸着自己的小屁股,撅了厥嘴,她压根就没有想这个问题,对啊,李路由明明是自己最亲的那个人,凭什么帮着别人来和自己打架?„Youhelpmehither, wehithertogether!”Annan Xiulifts the hand, released a lightningtechniquetoCui Yingyingwithout hesitation.
“那你帮我打她,我们一起打她!”安南秀抬手,毫不犹豫地就对崔莺莺释放了一个闪电术。
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( 1 ) annotation: The beastis peaceful, ison the summerflower«Heart movement of actorthisbookRebirth», the genuinehad been shieldedvery muchpitifully, pirating the erroneous characterare many, somedeletionversion.
注释:禽兽安,是夏花上本书《重生之心动》的男主角,很可惜正版已经被屏蔽,盗版错别字很多,有的还是删节版。
The wastecity, dayin the campusactor, the material for negative education of haremactor, was dismemberedby the younger sister.
人渣城,日在校园男主角,后宫男主角的反面教材,被妹子分尸。
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