white Meimei is the open and intelligent woman, must continue to begin with the young hooligan from Li Luyou of that day, white satisfactory resolutely decided that abandons him first oneself to run away coming out that can look, she will not let oneself limited to some rigidly adhering fetter during. 白美美是个开朗而聪明的女人,从那天李路由要继续和小流氓动手,白美美就果断都决定抛弃他先自己跑掉可以看的出来,她并不会让自己限于某种拘泥的束缚之中。 Therefore arrives at Zhonghai, white satisfactory still makes oneself diligently happy, when Li Luyou sees her, she is looking at the crosstalk of Deyunshe, laughs. 所以来到中海,白美美依然让自己努力开心起来,李路由看到她时,她正在看德云社的相声,哈哈大笑。 „Can you understand?” Li Luyou has doubts, the white satisfactory this name is truly difficult to imagine that she is an American beautiful woman of white race, the crosstalk, but the national essence...... thinks that her Chinese and understanding Chinese cultural history society make the elites in many hope leap Pacific Ocean blush with shame sufficiently, Li Luyou also felt relaxed, after all these elites when listening to the crosstalk will also reveal to act with constraint and lower the figure occasionally gracefully the happy expression. “你看得懂？”李路由不禁疑惑,白美美这个名字确实很难让人想像到她是一个白种的美国美人,相声可是国粹……不过想想她的中国话和对中国历史文化社会的了解足以让很多渴望飞跃太平洋的精英们汗颜,李路由也就释然了,毕竟这些精英们在听相声时偶尔也会优雅地露出矜持和放低身段的笑意。 „I must go to the food market, that is really a mysterious place, I pledged that is the foreigner wants certainly to understand the first stand in China, daily necessities basic kitchen necessities tea the seven necessities for living passed through the life of Chinese history and Chinese simply, I can learn the lots...... white satisfactory to change the clothes in inside” hastily, „you accompany me to go.” “我要去菜市场,那真是个神奇的地方,我发誓,那一定是外国人想要了解中国的第一站,柴米油盐酱醋茶开门七件事简直贯穿了中国历史和中国人的生活,在里边我可以学到很多东西……”白美美连忙去换衣服,“你陪我去。” Li Luyou knows actually, generally nearby the community besides the big supermarket, has a food market that generally provides the thing beautiful price daily life to need, nods, knocked the Xie Xiaoan room, inside no one. 李路由倒是知道,大凡小区附近除了大超市,一般都还有个提供更加物美价日常生活所需的菜市场,点了点头,去敲了敲谢小安的房间,里边没有人。 „Did Xie Xiaoan leave very early in the morning?” Li Luyou and white satisfactory goes downstairs together. “谢小安一大早就离开了吗？”李路由和白美美一起下楼。 „Yes, should be early morning left, but kept the paper to say to me many words, a good person, you must to her good, I very liked this daughter-in-law.” white Meimei found the small basket of attire cosmetics in the bathroom, pulling is somewhat self-satisfied in the hand, thought that then seems like the Chinese wife. “是啊,应该是一大早就离开了,不过给我留了纸条说了许多话,挺好的一个人,你要对她好点,我挺喜欢这个儿媳妇的。”白美美在浴室里找到了个装化妆品的小篮子,挽在手上有些得意,觉得这才像是个中国妻子。 „Wants me to ask you sound mother to listen?” Li Luyou regarding white satisfactory somewhat is really helpless, eventually impossible like to common woman, is impossible really to regard the elder. “要不要我叫你声妈听听？”李路由对于白美美真有些无奈,终究不可能像对寻常女人一样,也不可能真当成长辈。 „How does that feel all right? After all does not live together, your father in the side, I to you are not a greatly how old are you woman. Walks on the road, others think that we are the lovers, where knows that I actually am your stepmother......” white feel the face to smile satisfactory, „you said that others know I am your stepmother, can think that I am a woman who is not concerned about face?” “那怎么好意思？毕竟不是生活在一起,你爸不在身边,我对你来说不过是个大你几岁的女人而已。走在路上,别人会以为我们是情侣,哪里知道我其实是你后妈……”白美美摸着脸笑了笑,“你说别人知道我是你后妈,会不会以为我是个不要脸的女人？” „You is a foreigner, others do not think, many people firmly believed sacrifice youth receiving in exchange money power and influence matter...... said in foreign not exist(ence) again, does not need to care about others' idea. No matter what lover, what stepmother but also there are, these awkward words, can you little say?” Li Luyou is reminding white satisfactory, her exuberant character makes Li Luyou speak is very comfortable, does not use too implicitly. “你是外国人,别人不会这么想,许多人坚持认为牺牲青春换取金钱权势这种事情在外国并不存在……再说了,也没有必要在意别人的想法。还有不管是什么情侣,还有什么后妈,这些让人尴尬的词,你能不能少说？”李路由提醒着白美美,她率性的性格让李路由说话很舒服,不用太含蓄。 „Good, I have the common language with the Xie Xiaoan comparison, Qiao Niannu I also very like.” white Meimei shrugs the arm, said indifferently. “好吧,我还是和谢小安比较有共同语言,乔念奴我也挺喜欢的。”白美美耸了耸肩膀,无所谓地说道。 „You have not spoken with Xie Xiaoan, you determined that Qiao Niannu you very do like? She is the Lin Jiangxian top trusted aide, the true successor, spokesman of Lin Jiangxian in official organization, the person who directly exercises the Lin Jiangxian power.” Li Luyou has understood why Qiao Niannu dares to refute the so-called immediate superior and direct management leads...... looked for in the Lin Jiangxian eye, probably no one is not she realizes the tool of oneself goal, she naturally does not need to dread or submit to any national government, Qiao Niannu has Lin Jiangxian to support, naturally does not need to give the average person the face. “你都没有和谢小安说过话,你确定乔念奴你挺喜欢的？她可是蔺江仙的头号心腹,真正的继承人,蔺江仙在政府组织中的代言人,直接行使蔺江仙权力的人。”李路由已经明白了为什么乔念奴敢硬顶所谓的顶头上司和直管领导了……找蔺江仙眼里,大概没有什么人不是她实现自己目的的工具,她自然是不用畏惧或者臣服于任何国家政府的,乔念奴有蔺江仙撑腰,自然也不需要太给普通人面子。 Li Luyou even somewhat feels indistinctly why Ye Qiming's such vice- country level was not clear this organized, this organization in fact only belonged to Lin Jiangxian, in that surface supreme national government power , above has not dominated the capital, only if found one to keep in balance the Lin Jiangxian person again. 李路由甚至有些隐约感觉到,为什么连叶启明那样的副国级都不大清楚这个组织了,这个组织实际上只属于蔺江仙,那表面上至高无上的国家政府权力,也没有凌驾其上的资本,除非再找到一个能够制衡蔺江仙的人。 „I said Xie Xiaoan left a message to me, between the lines disclosed one type the respect to mother -in-law. I know that in the Chinese relationship between mothers and daughters-in-law is the supreme contradiction, but between the stepmother and wife should not exist(ence), what because they love was not the same man......” white Meimei says, was worried looked at Li Luyou, said hastily: „ I love your, “我说了谢小安给我留言了,字里行间透露出一种对婆婆的尊重。我知道在中国婆媳关系是至高无上的矛盾,但是后妈和媳妇之间应该不存在,因为她们爱的并不是同一个男人……”白美美说完,担心地看了一眼李路由,连忙说道:“不过我还是爱你的, Your such cute, the sentiment can train slowly. ” „Good, I discovered good that your Chinese truly said that but understands some ability issues.” Li Luyou shakes the head. 你这么可爱,感情可以慢慢培养。”“好吧,我发现你的中国话确实说的不错,但是理解能力还是有些问题。”李路由摇了摇头。 white Meimei has doubts visits him. 白美美疑惑地看着他。 „It‘s nothing.” Li Luyou was disinclined to explain, he wanted her do not raise the lover and stepmother these awkward topics, but these words made Li Luyou awkward a moment ago. “没什么。”李路由懒得解释了,他要她不要提情侣和后妈这些让人尴尬的话题,可是刚才那些话还是让李路由尴尬了。 „After yesterday evening Qiao Niannu and your appointment ended, lived here, I who when she walked do not know...... she came back I have not slept, said with her a conversation, the topic was you related......, although I was not interested, but pretended to be interested very much asked your matter, she said many, disclosed one type......” “昨天晚上乔念奴和你约会结束后住在了这里,她什么时候走的我不知道……不过她回来的时候我还没有睡觉,就和她说了一会话,话题都是和你有关……虽然我不怎么感兴趣,但是装作很感兴趣地问起了你的事情,她说了好多,同时也透露出一种……” „Stopped...... stops...... the food market.” Li Luyou referred to the front, it seems like at any time should not be worried about a chatterbox, she can find a person to keep saying not to have casually, then relaxed the dreariness in heart. “停……停……菜市场到了。”李路由指了指前方,看来任何时候都不要对一个话痨担心,她可以随随便便找个人就说个没完没了,然后舒缓了心中的阴郁。 white Meimei forgot the topic immediately, held the basket to feel the daily life of Chinese jubilantly. 白美美马上就把刚才的话题忘记了,提着篮子兴高采烈地去感受中国人的日常生活了。 „This vegetable/dish called the cabbage, your US did not have, ten money one kilogram.” The aunt who sells the vegetable/dish casts a sidelong glance white satisfactory, introduced warmly, „it contains the multivitamins and nutrition elements, is our China special product.” “这个菜叫大白菜,你们美国没有的,十块钱一公斤。”卖菜的大妈瞟了一眼白美美,热情地介绍,“它富含多种维生素和营养元素,是我们中国特产。” „Is so expensive?” white Meimei has a scare. “这么贵？”白美美吓了一跳。 „Ten US dollars, but I only receive the Renminbi, calculates that your 60 one kilogram was good.” The aunt discounts generously, because the RMB-US dollar jumped to over 1 : 6. “十美元而已,不过我只收人民币,算你六十块一公斤好了。”大妈慷慨地打了个折,因为人民币对美元又跳到1:6以上了。 „Aunt, when you I am an idiot? 60 I can buy a truck cabbage, this is the cabbage, is not the platinum!” white Meimei said indignantly, then to Li Luyou said that „I must go to black the hair, then wears a black beautiful pupil, thanked God, thanked invented the person of beautiful pupil, the beautiful pupil and sanitary napkin were the world's greatest inventions.” “大妈,你当我是白痴吗？六十块我可以买一卡车白菜了,这是白菜,不是白金！”白美美气愤地说道,然后对走过来的李路由说道,“我要去把头发染黑,然后戴个黑色的美瞳,感谢上帝,感谢发明了美瞳的人,美瞳和卫生巾是世界上最伟大的发明。” The aunt is somewhat awkward, but also not care said immediately: „This cabbage is good, 50 cents one jin (0.5 kg). Do not look at others' long attractiveness, but the core was rotten, my does not have.” 大妈有些尴尬,不过又马上毫不在意地说道:“这白菜好,五毛钱一斤。你别看别人的长的好看,但是芯都烂了,我的没有。” white Meimei happily looked, has not actually planned to buy, because her basket basic attire more than cabbage. 白美美得意地看了看,却没有打算买,因为她的篮子根本装不下一株大白菜。 „How do you know the price of cabbage?” Li Luyou follows is also worried that she was butchered. “你怎么知道白菜的价格？”李路由跟着来还担心她被宰。 „I did certainly the homework, McDonald's and KFC rose in prices, sold the US is more expensive. Your fierce of very price rise, but does not have 60 money one kilogram cabbages is so exaggerating, I said that your prices rise again, you can request the government to kneel down, even the price cannot control, is what socialist system.” white Meimei is choosing the radish, the vendor has noticed obviously white satisfactory is an expert on China, did not have the blind selling quotation. “我当然做好功课了,麦当劳和肯德基又涨价了,比美国卖的还贵了。你们的物价上涨的很厉害,但也没有六十块钱一公斤白菜这么夸张,我说你们的物价再上涨,你们就可以要求政府下跪了,连物价都控制不住,算什么社会主义制度。”白美美挑选着萝卜,摊主显然已经注意到了白美美是个中国通,没有瞎喊价了。 Li Luyou did not say this with her, regarding Li Luyou, complained does not have the significance, since were incapable of changing anything, can only change oneself, enabled oneself did not care at all diligently these issues. 李路由不和她说这个,对于李路由来说,抱怨毫无意义,既然无力改变什么,就只能改变自己,更加努力地去让自己可以毫不在意这些问题。 Even Lin Jiangxian, does not have the means to make the rice return to one money one jin (0.5 kg), lean meat six money one jin (0.5 kg) ages, although that goes to 56 years of matter early. 就算是蔺江仙,也没有办法让大米回到一块钱一斤,瘦肉六块钱一斤的年代了,虽然那不过是早去五六年的事情。 Li Luyou and white Meimei chatted a meeting, at noon eats „hot pot that” white did satisfactory, then rudely awakens...... can only comfort oneself, fries two eggs more delicious than the Annan Xiu food eventually, at least oneself can other vegetables/dishes ripe eat again. 李路由和白美美聊了一会,中午吃了一顿白美美做的“火锅”,然后后悔莫及……只能安慰自己,终究比安南秀的饭炒两个蛋要好吃,至少自己可以等菜熟了再吃。 In the afternoon Li Luyou meets show. 下午李路由去接秀秀。 show was closed near Mount Yuanhu, there is responsible for nearby Mount Yuanhu the foothold of non- ordinary human issue, show dawdles the oil truck to be discovered near Mount Yuanhu. 秀秀被关在袁虎山附近,那里是负责袁虎山附近非普通人类问题的据点,秀秀就是在袁虎山附近遛油罐车被发现的。 Li Luyou found the address that Qiao Niannu gave, unexpectedly is a so- called private club, this can avoid the average person astraying probably. 李路由找到了乔念奴给的地址,竟然是一家所谓的私人会所,这样大概可以避免普通人误入。 Comes as a surprise to Li Luyou, is detaining show this immeasurably deep, is unable to communicate, the unreadable stupid crab, here staff are very relaxed, and does not have any to detain the dignity of dangerous animal. 出乎李路由的意料,关押着秀秀这只深不可测的,无法沟通的,难以理解的蠢螃蟹,这里的工作人员都很轻松,并没有什么关押着危险动物的凝重。 „Its really very cute.” The one who leads Li Luyou to meet show is greatly Qiao, frequently coordinates Qiao Niannu that to one of the sisters. “它真的很可爱。”带领李路由去接秀秀的是大乔,经常配合乔念奴的那对姐妹之一。 „That is because you had not noticed that it plays with water the fruit Ninja......” Li Luyou more helpless to Annan Xiu to show ratio, after all Annan Xiu can also communicate, but show definitely is unable to communicate, the order of its Annan Xiu cannot understand. “那是因为你没有看到它玩水果忍者……”李路由对秀秀比对安南秀更加无奈,毕竟安南秀还可以沟通,而秀秀是完全无法沟通的,它连安南秀的命令都不怎么能够理解。 Big Qiao Xiao, because the cheek stature and Qiao Niannu are somewhat similar, then has the enough moving elegant demeanor. 大乔笑了起来,因为脸蛋身材和乔念奴有几分相似,便有着足够动人的风采了。 When Li Luyou sees show, actually saw the crab hot pot. 李路由看到秀秀时,其实只是看到了螃蟹火锅而已。 „Yesterday we received the report, when rushed to the scene show had run, according to trace that the oil truck left, we discovered in night market near a highway her trail...... at that time she was a crab, how did not know, she jumped in the hot pot of roadside booth suddenly, eating the person of hot pot has a scare...... we and vendor bought that hot pot, she has lain down in the hot pot has not moved.” Big Qiao finger/refer referred to the hot pot, „ we have added water, has lit a fire, it has not moved to the present. No wonder here staff are very relaxed, must hold this stupid crab, a hot pot it will walk into a trap, Li Luyou is not clear, for serveral days wasn't she in Mount Yuanhu, that seashore hot spring her some opportunity bubble? “昨天我们接到报告,赶到现场时秀秀已经跑了,根据油罐车留下的痕迹,我们在高速公路附近的一个夜市发现了她的踪迹……当时她还是一只螃蟹,不知道怎么的,她突然就跳进了路边摊的火锅里,把吃火锅的人吓了一跳……我们和摊主买下了那个火锅,她就一直躺在火锅里没有动弹。”大乔指了指火锅,“我们一直加水,一直烧火,它就到现在都没有动弹过。难怪这里的工作人员都挺轻松的,要抓住这只蠢螃蟹,一个火锅它就会自投罗网,李路由就不明白,这些天她都在袁虎山,那个海边温泉她不是有的是机会泡吗？ However tries to analyze Xiuxiu's behavior, this seems like compared with Xiuxiu's many behavior more unreadable stupid acts, Li Luyou no longer continued. 不过试图分析秀秀的行为,这似乎是比秀秀的许多行为更加难以理解的愚蠢行径,李路由还是不再继续了。 Li Luyou took the double chopsticks, clamped from the hot pot show, loses on the ground. 李路由拿了双筷子,把秀秀从火锅里夹了出来,丢在地上。 show shook the eye, as if wakes, transferred two on the ground, discovered that on the ground, quickly jumped to leap and jump in the hot pot. 秀秀抖了抖眼睛,似乎醒了过来,在地上转了两圈,才发现是在地上,急急忙忙纵身一跃又跳进了火锅里。 Li Luyou clamped it, show transferred two on the ground, finally discovered Li Luyou, shook the eye happily, turned into the little girl appearance, wears the small pajamas of cotton print check, stands nearby Li Luyou, held the Li Luyou finger. 李路由又把它夹了出来,秀秀又在地上转了两圈,终于发现了李路由,高高兴兴地抖了抖眼睛,变成了小女孩的模样,穿着花布格子的小睡衣,站在李路由跟前,牵住了李路由的手指头。 „We go back.” Xiuxiu's movement makes the Li Luyou heart one soft, this probably is sweet in the same place, teaches her movement sweetly. “我们回去吧。”秀秀的这个动作让李路由心头一软,这大概是和甜甜在一起,甜甜教给她的动作。 show nods, making Li Luyou somewhat surprised, she understood unexpectedly, these days did show become intelligent? 秀秀点了点头,让李路由有些惊讶,她居然听懂了,难道这段时间秀秀变聪明了？ show referred to the hot pot. 秀秀又指了指火锅。 „Can this hot pot make us bring?” Li Luyou asked that in the family/home actually has one. “这个火锅可以让我们带回去吗？”李路由问道,家里其实已经有一个了。 „Sure.” Big Qiao nods with a smile. “当然可以。”大乔笑着点头。 show carries the hot pot hastily, fell on the oneself head without hesitation. 秀秀连忙端起火锅,毫不犹豫地倒在了自己脑袋上。 Li Luyou pats the face, deeply is shamed for Annan Xiu, even oneself does not have the face especially, looks that wears the hot pot on the oneself head, whole body dripping wet is the Mala Hotpot flavor, many ginger garlic hot pepper and beef, how juice dripping little girl...... can oneself indulge in fantasy show becomes intelligent? 李路由一拍脸,深深地替安南秀感到耻辱,连自己都格外没有面子,看着把火锅戴在自己脑袋上,浑身湿淋淋的都是麻辣火锅味道,还有许多姜蒜辣椒和牛肉,汁水淋漓的小女孩……自己怎么可以异想天开秀秀会变聪明了？ At least...... at least she can go back to understand that the belt/bring wears, is this also a progress? 至少……至少她可以把带回去理解成戴回去,这也算是一种进步？