In goes home, Li Banzhuangmakes the night, butAnnan Xiuwill shut outLi Banzhuangdefinitelyto dowithAnnan Xiutastecompletelydifferenteating, makingLi Luyoubegin, Li Luyouhasto arrive in the kitchento be busy at workfrom the sofa.
回到家里,李半妆去做宵夜,但是安南秀嫌弃李半妆肯定会做和安南秀口味完全不一样的吃的,让李路由动手,李路由只好从沙发上起来到厨房里去忙活。Althoughreturnssometime, butLi Banzhuangstartsto giveLi Luyouto prepare the baggagenow, hemustgo to the US, the longsuchbigtwobrother and sisterseparates for the first time suchfar, moreoveris away fromhalfEarth, thinksoneselfmostthinks when Elder Brotherdoes not have anymeansseehim, Li Banzhuangis flurriedon the heart.
虽然还有段时间,但是李半妆现在就开始给李路由准备行李,他就要去美国了,长这么大两兄妹第一次分开这么远,而且隔着半个地球,一想到自己最想哥哥时都没有任何办法见到他,李半妆就心慌慌的。What a pity, ifknows the newsearlier, canhurryto givehimto weave the woolen sweater, Li Banzhuangonlinechecked, WahlenHuakedastudiesnorth the small townlatitude that is, nowis very cold.
可惜,要是早点知道消息,就可以赶紧给他把毛衣织好了,李半妆在网上查了下,瓦伦华科大学所在的小镇纬度偏北,现在已经很冷了。„Li Banzhuang, Iandyousaid a matter.”Annan Xiusitson the sofa, beckons, makingLi Banzhuangcome.
“李半妆,我和你说一件事。”安南秀坐在沙发上,招了招手,让李半妆过来。„Is busy.” The Li Banzhuangmoodis low, does not wantto manageAnnan Xiu.
“忙着呢。”李半妆正心情低落,不想理安南秀。„Very important, is relatedwithyourElder Brother.”Annan Xiuknits the browsto say.
“很重要,和你哥哥有关。”安南秀皱了皱眉头说道。„Said that ifyouprepareto handle anything tohim, Ido not comply.”Li Banzhuanghasto put down the coat in hand.
“说吧,你要是准备对他做什么事情,我可不答应。”李半妆只好把手中的外套放下走了过来。„ThisisIfor the pajamas that youbuy.”Annan Xiureferred toside the thickcottonpajamassaying.
“这是我给你买的睡衣。”安南秀指了指旁边厚厚的棉睡衣说道。Li Banzhuanglooks atAnnan Xiuunbelievable, is sizing upthatset of pajamasvigilantly.李半妆难以置信地看着安南秀,警惕地打量着那套睡衣。„After youtake a bathtoday, wearsthisset of pajamas.” The tone that Annan Xiuwithdoes not allowto rejectsaid.
“你今天洗完澡之后,就穿这套睡衣。”安南秀用不容拒绝的语气说道。„Why?”Li Banzhuangsuspected, pinchesto opencautiouslywithtwofingers, does not seem like the satchel chargeevidently, whatticklepowdercanspreadand so on, orisinsideis hiding the antand so on small creature?
“为什么?”李半妆更加怀疑了,小心翼翼地用两根手指捏着翻开起来,看样子不像是炸药包,会不会涂了什么痒痒粉之类的,又或者是里边藏着蚂蚁啊之类的小动物?„Becauseyou were too at home casualbefore, alwayssends outto seek a mate the matinginformationtoLi Luyou, thisis very dangerous.”Annan Xiuhandle with carewarned, although the presentisin the winter, butLi Banzhuangtakes a bathgenerallysleeps, thereforeshecomes outstillto wear a bigT-shirtstillfrom the bathroomlight/only the both legsto walk back and forthin the room, in the winterinsuchscenepossiblyseducestoLi Luyouis bigger, after allthis and summercomparesto wantraremany, the manissuchanimal, moreisrareseducestothemis bigger.
“因为你以前在家里太随便了,总是对李路由散发出求偶交-配的信息,这很危险。”安南秀慎重其事地告诫,尽管现在是冬天,可是李半妆一般洗完澡就睡觉,所以她从浴室里出来依然就穿着个大T恤依然光着双腿在房间里走来走去,冬天里这样的情景可能对李路由诱惑更大,毕竟这和夏天相比要少见的多,男人就是这样的动物,越是难得对他们诱惑越大。Li Banzhuangthendiscovered that thisset of pajamasare very extremely fat, goes tofood market the style of middle-agedaunt'sto be the same withthesewearpajamassimply.李半妆这才发现这套睡衣很臃肿,简直和那些穿着睡衣去菜市场的中年大妈的样式一样。„Ithought that yourelatewiththatAuntCaiverywell, wantsto comeyou twoto savoralmost, illuminatesboughtoneset.”Annan Xiuthought that Li Banzhuangshouldsatisfy, „do youlike?”
“我看你和那个蔡大妈关系很好,想来你们两个品味差不多,就照着买了一套。”安南秀觉得李半妆应该满意,“你喜欢吗?”„I! No! Puts on!”Li Banzhuangthrows down the pajamas, patted the palmto turn aroundto get out of the way, as forthesewords that Annan Xiuspoke, Li Banzhuangwill not be serious, can certainlyput on the oneselffamily/homecasually, even if the brother and sistermustbe fastidious aboutmen and women to discriminate, Li Banzhuanghas not feltexcessive, wherehad the girlto be willingto wear such uglypajamaslet alone? IfmakesElder Brotherthink that is unattractive, thatwhat to do? Thisconsequencewas too serious!
“我!不!穿!”李半妆丢下睡衣,拍了拍手掌转身走开,至于安南秀说的那些话,李半妆是不会当回事的,在自己家里当然是可以随便穿着的,就算是兄妹要讲究个男女有别,李半妆也没有觉得多过份,更何况哪里有女孩子愿意穿这么丑的睡衣?要是让哥哥觉得不好看了,那怎么办?这种后果太严重了!„The Li Luyoubodyhad problems.”Annan Xiucoldlysaid.
“李路由身体出问题了。”安南秀冷冷地说道。„Whatissue?”Li Banzhuangstopped the footsteps, looks at the kitchengateanxiously, Annan Xiudoes not seem likecracks a joke, shemostworried that the body of Elder Brotherreallyhas the issue, did not tellher.
“什么问题?”李半妆停住了脚步,紧张地看着厨房门,安南秀不像是开玩笑,她最担心哥哥的身体真的有问题,却不告诉她。„Courage vigorwas excessively prosperouswill causehisbodyto be damaged...... hispresentsituationto be very serious, cannotreceivethatstimulation, otherwisemetregularlyflows the nosebleed, night sweating, nocturnal emissionand so on, ifthesemoodaccumulatedexcessivelycannot obtainto ventmuch, may makehimturn into the sexual harasser, made the indecentwomanor the peepingfemalebathhouseon the public transportationand so on matter, the most important thing isaffected the body.”Annan Xiuthought that has not explained the necessity of realreasonwithLi Banzhuang.
“血气过旺会导致他的身体受损……他现在情况已经很严重了,不能受到那种刺激,不然会经常性地流鼻血,盗汗,梦遗之类的,如果那些情绪积累过多得不到发泄,可能会让他变成色狼,做出在公交车上猥亵妇女或者偷窥女澡堂之类的事情,最重要的是影响身体。”安南秀觉得没有和李半妆解释真正原因的必要。„My brotherwill not makethismatter!”Li Banzhuangis angryvery much, but is actually worried about the body of Li Luyouvery much, „what's the matter?”
“我哥不会做出这种事情!”李半妆很生气,不过却很担心李路由的身体,“到底怎么回事?”„Issuchmatter, puts onisyourmatter.”Annan Xiudoes not wantrubbish, heragreessaidso many, has given the Li Banzhuangfacevery much.
“就是这么回事,穿不穿是你的事情。”安南秀不想多废话,她肯说这么多,已经很给李半妆面子了。
„ Annan Xiu, Ihandle with careremindedyou, do not wantto becomesuchpersonmy brother. Ilikemy brothervery much, howyoudo not needto manageme is a matter,
“安南秀,我慎重其事地提醒你,别把我哥想成那样的人。我很喜欢我哥,你不用管我是怎么一回事,Howevermy brotherabsolutelynotbecauseIhavewhatthought. ” Li Banzhuangalwaysthought that Annan Xiuregards the relations of oneselfandElder Brotheris somewhat strange, thistypestrangeplaysnoisilywithZhang Yalidifferent, Zhang Yalithoughtsuchis very fun, butAnnan Xiu is actually an appearance that guards againstthismatter, howprobablyincautiouslyoneselfandElder Brotherhowwill really resemble. „How you are a matterIdo not caretoyourelder brother. Youmustknow,instinct of manmustgo far beyond the woman, whatmeaninginstinct is you know? Actuates the consciousnessaccording to the bodydemand of oneselfmostinstinct, Li Luyouis a man, you are a woman, this pointare without a doubt, ifmoral principlereallyuseful, yourlawsdo not needto stipulate that the close relativecannotget married. Li Luyoucanrestrainoneselfnot to makecertainbehaviors, butheis unable to control the owninstinctconsciousnesstoyourbodyreacts, evenpossiblydoes not aim atyou, is onlyonyourbody the opposite sexsymbol of representativewoman, brought backhisthesethings, this may affecthisbody.”Annan Xiusomeare impatient, Li Banzhuangis bestto coordinate, the presentis the crucial phase that Li LuyouTree of Lifeis promoted, shewill not allowLi Banzhuangto destroy.
但是我哥绝对不会因为我产生什么念头。”李半妆总觉得安南秀看待自己和哥哥的关系有些怪异,这种怪异和张雅丽玩闹不一样,张雅丽只是觉得那样很好玩,但安南秀却是一副防备这种事情发生的样子,好像一不小心自己和哥哥真的会怎么怎么样似的。“你对你哥是怎么一回事我不在乎。你要知道,男人的本能性要远远超过女人,本能性是什么意思你知道吗?就是按照自己最本能的身体需求来驱动意识,李路由是个男人,你是个女人,这一点毋庸置疑,如果伦理道德真的有用,那你们的法律也无需规定近亲不能结婚了。李路由或者可以约束自己不做出某些行为,但是他无法控制自己的本能意识对你的身体做出反应,甚至可能并非针对你,只是你身体上代表女人的异性符号,勾起了他内心的那些东西,这就可能会影响他的身体。”安南秀已经有些不耐烦了,李半妆最好配合,现在是李路由生命树晋级的关键时期,她不会允许李半妆来破坏。Li Banzhuangdoes not make noise, did Elder Brotherreallyhave the bodyissue in thisaspect...... is too strange?李半妆不出声了,难道哥哥真的有这方面的身体问题……太奇怪了吧?„How don't youwearthistype of pajamas?”Li Banzhuangalsosomewhatsuspected that Annan Xiuis usingsomestrangemethodsto estrangeoneselfandElder Brother.
“那你怎么不穿这种睡衣?”李半妆还有些怀疑安南秀是在用一些奇奇怪怪的方法来离间自己和哥哥。„Ionlywill never wear a T-shirtto runat home. MoreoverIhave the meansto helphimsolve the problem, is you are not good.”Annan Xiusaidto stand up, supplementslast: „Yourunderwearcannothangin the bathroom, IandLi Luyouhave said that helaterwill not glance over the harmful informationin the network, Igavehimto install the parental controlsoftware. Do not peep«Younger sister, MarriedMe»and so on at sixes and sevensthing.”
“我从来不会只穿个T恤就在家里跑。而且我有办法帮他解决问题,可是你却不行。”安南秀说完站起身来,又补充最后一句:“你的内衣也不能挂在浴室里,我和李路由说过了,他以后不会在网络上浏览不良信息,我给他安装了家长控制软件。你也不要偷看《妹妹,嫁给我吧》之类乱七八糟的东西了。”
The Li Banzhuangcheeksare red, never expected thatAnnan Xiudiscoveredthis, thatarticlesomeall kinds, areinthatbookElder Brother and younger sister have been very painful, finallydiscovered that both sidesdo not have the blood relationship, is not very badverybadthatbook.李半妆脸颊通红,没有想到安南秀发现了这个,那个文有些色色的,可是那本书里哥哥和妹妹一直很痛苦,最后才发现双方没有血缘关系,并不是很坏很坏的那种书。However, nowwas notthis, Li Banzhuangwas shywith emphasisall of a sudden, looks that Annan Xiuhad a night-time snackhad not spoken, whenAnnan Xiufinished eating the thing, felt the abdomento clean the teethto sleep, one side Li BanzhuangdrewElder Brotherto arrivecarefully, took the pajamasto looktoElder Brother.
不过,现在重点不是这个,李半妆害羞了一下子,看着安南秀去吃宵夜一直没有说话,等安南秀吃完东西,摸着小肚子就去刷牙睡觉了,李半妆才小心地拉着哥哥来到一边,拿着睡衣给哥哥看。„Youare optional, thesewords that Annan Xiuspokeleave alone.”Li Luyoulooks that thisscarletcottonpajamasare funny, Annan Xiugivesothersto buy the clothes for the first time personally, unexpectedlyselectsisthis, does the younger sisterpossiblyput on? Hehad guessed correctly that Annan XiucansayanythingwithLi Banzhuang, naturally, butguesses correctly the general idea, hedoes not certainly know that oneselfhad not discovered, butAnnan Xiudiscovered«Younger sister of Li Banzhuangcollection, MarriesMe».
“你随意,别管安南秀说的那些话。”李路由看着这件大红的棉睡衣就好笑,安南秀第一次亲自给别人买衣服,居然挑的就是这个,妹妹怎么可能穿?他已经猜到安南秀会和李半妆说什么了,当然,只是猜到大概,他当然不知道自己没有发现但是安南秀发现了李半妆收藏的《妹妹,嫁给我吧》。„WhatAnnan Xiusaidisreal? Does yourbodyhave problems?”Li Banzhuangcannot stopworried,pressedaccording tohischest, is still solidto make the personfeelingveryreliable, but can shenot be worried? Elder Brotherwas too importanttoher, is bestheto be healthyforevernotgets sickwithout the disaster, otherwisehislittleproblemcanmakeLi Banzhuangbe flustered.
“安南秀说的是真的?你的身体出了问题?”李半妆止不住地担忧,按了按他的胸膛,依然结实而让人感觉很可靠,可是她能不担心吗?哥哥对她太重要了,最好他永远健健康康无病无灾,不然他一点点毛病都能让李半妆心慌。
The worldis so big, the Li Banzhuangworld is so small, a personcanvacillateherworld.
世界那么大,李半妆的世界却那么小,一个人就能动摇她的世界。„All right, youalsoknow that yourElder Brotherbodyis strong, flowed a nosebleed. Herideais somewhat strange, do not take seriously.”Li Luyousomewhatis also awkward, Annan Xiudefinitelysaidtheseshethinksnaturally is very very objective, buthearsactually the extremelyuncomfortablewordinothersear, for examplematinganything.
“没什么事,你也知道你哥哥身体壮,流了点鼻血而已。她的想法有些奇怪,你别当真。”李路由也有些尴尬,安南秀肯定说了那些她认为很自然很客观但在别人耳里听到却极不舒服的词,例如交-配什么的。„Whatto take seriously?”Li Banzhuangblushes, oneselfandElder Brothercrack a joke, butcannotreallyspread out, Li Banzhuanglooks at the Elder Brotherappearance, thought that is truly impossibleto havewhatissue, the Annan Xiugodgodtalks on endlessly.
“当真什么啊?”李半妆脸红,自己和哥哥开玩笑可以,可是不能真的摊开来说的啊,李半妆看哥哥的样子,觉得确实不可能有什么问题,安南秀神神叨叨的。Takes a bath, Li Banzhuangwore the uglypajamasto go to the room, naturally, mustresult inElder Brotherto sayevenwore the uglypajamas, younger sisterstillattractivewas good.
洗完澡,李半妆穿着难看的睡衣回房间了,当然,必须得哥哥说了即使穿着难看的睡衣,妹妹依然漂漂亮亮的才行。Midnight, Li Banzhuangrestsblurry, was vibratedby the cell phoneawakened by noise, shesleepsneverlikeAnnan Xiu, so long ascannot feel the danger, how is like the young pig unable to get up.
半夜,李半妆睡得迷迷糊糊,被手机震动吵醒了,她睡觉从来不像安南秀那样只要感觉不到危险,就跟小猪一样怎么都起不来。Saw the strangenumber, the Li Banzhuangdoubtshas the yawnto meet, is hearing the sound of thathead, low voiceshoutedsurprisedlylowly: „Master!”
看到陌生的号码,李半妆疑惑地打着哈欠接了起来,听着那头的声音,惊奇地小声低呼:“师傅!”Su Mulihasdaysnot to contact withher, the Li BanzhuangpresentcultivationSu Mulinamefor„awakening”, does not needSu Mulitoomanydirections. Telephones, Li Banzhuangchanged the clothes, standsin the balcony, somewhathesitated, recallsnextthat dayoneselfto be pushed downto removefrom the tenthfloorroofbySu Muliin the feeling of ground, thenoneselfjumped.苏幕李已经有一段日子没有联系她了,李半妆现在的修炼苏幕李称呼为“唤醒”,并不需要苏幕李太多的指点。通完电话,李半妆换了衣服,站在阳台上,有些犹豫,回忆了一下那天自己被苏幕李从十楼楼顶推下去掉在地上的感觉,然后自己跳了下去。„Hū!”
“呼!”
A matterdoes not have, Li Banzhuangwas hardto adaptto look at the ownboth legs and body, the feeling that remembersthatoneselfto call out in alarm the heart that jumps, clenched teeth, Su Muli, the Li Banzhuangachievementaboveyou, thissayingwill beyouroneselfwill sayin the future!
一点事情也没有,李半妆还是难以适应地看了看自己的双腿和身体,想起那次自己惊叫的心脏都跳出来的感觉,咬咬牙,苏幕李,李半妆的成就将来会在你之上,这话可是你自己说的!Went outtakes taxi, crosses for a halfhourto arrive at the destination, in a KFC, wore a palace clothingred clothes, probably the man (Han)tookSu Muli of frantic fanto sit there eats the fries.
出门打了个车,过了半个小时才到目的地,一家肯德基里,穿着一身宫装红衣,像是汉服狂热爱好者的苏幕李正坐在那里吃薯条。„Master, next timewill meetyouto choose the placeto be able the near-point? Suchremote.”Li Banzhuangsaiddiscontentedly.
“师傅,下次见面你选地方能不能近点?这么偏僻。”李半妆不满地说道。„Was too neartoyou, was discoveredeasily.”Su MulitookfriestoLi Banzhuang, „caneat?”
“离你太近了,容易被人发现。”苏幕李拿了一根薯条给李半妆,“要不要吃?”„Does not eat.”Li Banzhuangshakes the head, greater part of the nighteatsthistype of thing, doesn't fearto put on weight? Has the fertilizerfatsmallstomachintestinal fatto be very attractive?
“不吃。”李半妆摇了摇头,大半夜的吃这种东西,也不怕发胖?有个肥肥的小肚腩很好看吗?„Un, isthis, asks that yourpresentcultivationsituation, whatdoes have not clearortroublesomeplace?”Su Mulicontinuesto eat the fries.
“嗯,是这样的,问问你现在修炼的情况,有什么不明白或者麻烦的地方吗?”苏幕李继续吃薯条。„No.”Li Banzhuangshakes the head, Su Muligivesherthesebooksis the Chinese character, understanding that Li Banzhuangcanlook, cultivationgets upas ifsuccessful, andhas no difficulty.
“没有。”李半妆摇了摇头,苏幕李交给她的那些书都是汉字的,李半妆能够看的懂,修炼起来似乎水到渠成,并没有什么困难。„Thatis good, youmustbe readyas soon as possible, inheritingdivine toolis not an easymatter, thatdivine toolnamewasSu Muzhelet alone.”Su Muliis chewing the fries, saidunemotionally.
“那就好,你要尽快做好准备,继承神器并不是一件容易的事情,更何况那件神器的名字叫苏幕遮。”苏幕李嚼着薯条,面无表情地说道。„Is good the poetic sentiment the divine toolname.”Li Banzhuangthought that oneselfis playing the game, mustobtainoneto be goodto equip, the masterhad said that inthisworldstrongesttwodivine tool, Fo Nichang, indestructible, Su Muzhe, destroys the hardest defenses.
“好有诗意的神器名字。”李半妆觉得自己是在玩游戏,要得到一件好装备了,师傅原来说过,这个世界上最强大的两件神器,一件佛霓裳,坚不可摧,一件苏幕遮,无坚不摧。Toocontradictory.
太矛盾了。
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