MWCTYA :: Volume #1

#69: This is not normal


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When two people chat. 在两人唠嗑的时候。 Another side. 另一边。 Qin Hao also really in blind date. 秦浩还真在相亲 Has a look to eat anything, here my often/common to come, the flavor is good.” “看看想吃什么,这边我常来,味道挺不错。” He pushes the menu, said with opposite miss. 他把菜单推过去,和对面的姑娘说道。 The girls read the menu of yellow Menji rice, the silent moment ordered signboard food. 姑娘看着黄焖鸡米饭的菜单,沉默片刻点了一份招牌饭。 Delicious of signboard, waited for you to taste knows.” Qin Hao expressed the applause to her vision, then oneself also 0.1 exactly the same. “招牌的好吃,等下你尝尝就知道了。”秦浩对她的眼光表示赞许,接着自己也点一份一模一样的。 „Are you police?” “你是警察?” Right, the practice session just passed.” “没错,实习期刚过。” „.” “哦。” „......” “……” „......” “……” Being the police is tired?” “做警察累吗?” Also ok, must say falls down from weariness to be insufficient, sets out early and returns late daily, is annoying.” “还行,要说累倒不至于,就是天天早出晚归的,磨人。” „.” “哦。” „......” “……” „......” “……” Their partly gan not embarrassed, makes noise with pauses, for the time being is chats. 俩人半尴不尬的,有一搭没一搭地出声,姑且算是聊天。 The girls are very easy to see this black fatty, although displays warmly, but has no other meaning. 姑娘很容易就看出这个黑胖子虽然表现得热情,但并没什么别的意思。 Coincidentally, she is also. 刚巧,她也是。 Had not asked that wages and welfare saloon car deposit of all kinds, the attitude is clear. 没有问工资福利房车存款七七八八的,态度明确。 Has continued to two set meals on the table, they politely, have not taken the chopsticks to eat meal agily, middle Qin Hao also added rice, absolutely does not have the blind date atmosphere, until finishing eating to wipe the mouth, Qin Hao raised, seemed like in blind date. 一直持续到两份饭上桌,俩人都没客气,利落地拿着筷子吃饭,中间秦浩还加了一次米饭,完全没有相亲的氛围,直到吃完擦擦嘴,秦浩重新提起来,才重新像是在相亲 You were also being compelled blind date?” He has the courage to ask. “你也是被逼着来相亲的吗?”他鼓起勇气问。 Is, is not not, estimated in any case has not met next time. 是就是,不是就不是,反正估计没下一次见面了。 „?” The girls repeat this character. “也?”姑娘重复这个字。 „......” “呃……” Qin Hao scratches the head, just about to sorry, listens to the miss to continue saying: Also.” 秦浩挠头,刚要抱歉,就听姑娘继续道:“还真是。” His instantaneous great happiness, then collects the expression, at just the right moment.” 他瞬间大喜,接着敛敛表情,“真巧。” „Very skillful.” “是挺巧。” Several days later will have the next time.” “过几天又会有下一次。” Annoying.” The girls sit have not moved, nods to echo there. “烦人。”姑娘坐着没动,在那儿点头附和。 Therefore......” “所以……” „......” “……” Two people look at each other one, the miss is a little clear his meaning, selected the eyebrow. 两人对视一眼,姑娘有点明白他意思,挑了挑眉。 This credible. 这个靠谱。 ...... …… Really credible.” “真靠谱。” Wang Zijun tries a dish, the low eyebrow gives the thumbs-up toward Xu Qing. 王子俊尝一口菜,低眉朝许青竖大拇指。 No wonder did not go out recently, daily has to eat to drink the warm air at home, this enjoys...... 怪不得最近都不出门了,天天在家有吃有喝有暖气,这享受的…… Hurries to eat, eats.” “赶紧吃,多吃点。” Xu Qing is cheerful, Jiang He is preparing food this aspect to have the talent very much, but two months, are decent. 许青乐呵呵的,姜禾在做饭这方面很有天赋,不过才两个月,已经有模有样。 It is not delicious, but the simple dish, is always better than several times take-out, in addition in the feeling addition that home make, is better than ten times take-out. 不算多好吃,但家常菜,总比外卖好个几倍,再加上在家自己做的这种感觉加成,比外卖好十倍。 Jiang He is eating in low spirits, once for a while looks at his one eyes. 姜禾闷头吃着,时不时看他一眼。 This feeling...... seemed in the family/home to come the guest, the husband to accompany chatting, the wife prepared food the entertainment to be the same. 这感觉……好像家里来了客人,丈夫陪着闲聊,妻子做饭招待一样。 Strange. 怪怪的。 Xu Qing had not felt actually, since Jiang He came, where blames, she is biggest strange matter, has been used to it, food finished eating, holds the tea to drink several, then starts to catch up with the person. 许青倒是没感觉,自从姜禾来了以后,哪里都怪,她本身就是最大的怪事,早已经习惯了,一顿饭吃完,又捧着茶水喝几口,便开始赶人。 The present is two people lives, lived alone differently with before, before Wang Zijun casual worked as the family/home here, oneself turned on the computer to play the game, went to the refrigerator to look to eat, pushed on his bed to rest together, that was normal, no. 现在是两个人住,和以前独居不一样,以前王子俊随便把这里当自己家,自己开电脑玩游戏,去冰箱找吃的,挤他床上一块儿睡,那都正常,没什么。 But presently at home is they, even if Jiang He stays for temporary lodging, the fake girlfriend, must consider that her feeling, not a ripe person is being here, she is not familiar with, remaining for a long time is not good. 但现在家里是俩人,就算姜禾只是借住,假的女朋友,也得考虑她的感受,一个不熟的人在这儿待着,她不太习惯,留太久也不好。 „The matter of computer do not forget, the quicker the better.” “电脑的事别忘了,越快越好。” Before Wang Zijun goes out, exhorts, binds own coat, holds to leave on the preparation the material, does not disturb this young couple. 王子俊出门前又嘱咐,裹好自己的大衣,把资料揣上就准备离开,不打扰这小两口。 A while helps you manage.” “一会儿就帮你办。” Xu Qing delivers him to go out, only wears a woolen sweater, held the upper arm to be frozen to tremble outside , hurried to hide to return to the room, Jiang He has tidied up the tableware to move in the kitchen. 许青送他出门,只穿着一件毛衣,抱着膀子在外面被冻了个寒颤,又赶紧躲回屋里,姜禾已经收拾好碗筷搬进厨房。 I wash, I come.” “我来洗,我来。” Un?” Jiang He turns head. “嗯?”姜禾回头。 Is resting.” Xu Qing pulls the sleeve to open the hot water, grins to smile toward her, goes quickly.” “去歇着吧。”许青挽挽袖子打开热水,朝她咧嘴笑,“快去。” „.” “哦。” That that just filled, is you have had here proof, he issues me the address, waits for two days I to lead you to go to that place to have a look, later will perhaps use to obtain, perhaps cannot use, from now on, you will not appear in any case suddenly.” “刚刚填的那个,是你在这里存在过的证明,他把地址发给我,等过两天我带你去那个地方看看,以后也许会用得到,也许用不到,反正从现在开始,你就不是忽然出现的了。” He washes dishes while in Jiang He to living room saying: You called Jiang He, were 18...... 18 years old? The too early matter records is unclear, without the parents, strolled that side Zhejiang Chengshangou ditch before everywhere smooth, when first two years roamed about the friend brings to work to Jiangcheng, then has kept here dozens of odd-job anything.” 他一边洗碗一边对客厅里的姜禾说道:“你叫姜禾,十八……是十八岁吧?太早的事记不清了,没有父母,以前在浙城山沟沟那边到处溜逛,前两年被流浪时遇到的朋友带到江城来打工,然后一直留在这里打打零工什么的。” „Is this my status?” Jiang He records attentively. “这就是我的身份吗?”姜禾用心记着。 At present establishes provisionally this, has what loophole we to supplement again slowly...... continued, then your first two years ran into me, we knew, and became the good friend, you can come here to play occasionally, afterward after being ripe, our two fell in love, had the great love.” “目前暂定这样,有什么漏洞我们再慢慢补充……继续说,然后你前两年遇到我,我们认识并且成了好朋友,你偶尔会过来我这里玩,后来熟了以后,我们两个就相爱了,产生伟大的爱情。” Xu Qing turns head to take a look at Jiang He of living room, knows that what the great love is?” 许青扭头瞅瞅客厅的姜禾,“知道伟大的爱情是什么吗?” Knows.” “知道。” Ha, is the male and female friend, our two are turned into the male and female friend by the friend, then I discovered that you never have the status, therefore tries to help you look for the parents, but does not have any result, under my persuasion, you moved to here afterward finally, starting to live together life —— is also in September, at that time you moved.” “哈,就是男女朋友,我们两个由朋友变成男女朋友,然后我发现你从来没有身份,于是试着帮你找父母,但是没有任何结果,后来在我的劝说下,你终于搬过来到我这里,开始同居生活——也就是九月份,那时候你搬过来的。” Washes the dish places cleanly neatly, Xu Qing scratches to begin, said: This was quite reasonable, therefore I do not deceive you to be the girlfriend, does not make the words of girlfriend I to take the trouble helps you not conform to the logic with effort, only then the love can be so great.” 把碗洗干净摆放整齐,许青擦着手出来,道:“这就比较合理了,所以我并不是骗你做女朋友,不做女朋友的话我这么费心费力帮你不符合逻辑,只有爱情才能这么伟大。” Is neither relative nor kin the help to give shelter, how to see that is not how right, even Aunt Cheng can one come out inside to have the trick shortly, let alone Police. 非亲非故帮忙收留,怎么看怎么不对劲,连程婶儿都能一眼看出来里面有猫腻,更别说警察了。 Perhaps also thinks his greedy families body......, although now is so truly little, but just started initially may the least bit not have. 说不定还以为他馋人家身子……虽然现在确实是有那么一点点,但当初刚开始的时候可半点都没有。 Xu Qing sits to Jiang He in front, visits her to stop the moment, asked: Got it?” 许青坐到姜禾面前,看着她停顿片刻,问道:“明白了吗?” Got it, great love.” Jiang He nods. “明白了,伟大的爱情。”姜禾点头。 Right.” “对。” Xu Qing sees Jiang He to sit respectfully, the earnest serious appearance is a little lovable, the subconsciousness lifts the hand to help her stroke the sending silk of frontal eminence one side, sees her astonished look to realize oneself are making anything, coughs to receive to reach behind the back awkwardly lightly, the look looks to elsewhere , to continue saying: 许青姜禾正襟危坐,认真严肃的样子有点可爱,下意识抬手帮她把额角的发丝捋到一旁,见她惊愕的眼神才意识到自己在做什么,尴尬地轻咳一声收回手,眼神看向别处,继续道: Then we live together...... not to know how long here very for a long time at present you wanted to be familiar with here thoroughly, the excuse was we plans to get married in any case when the time comes, then discovered that the identity issue must be solved, therefore went to ask the police to help —— to the police station “然后我们在这里同居了很久……目前还不知道你要多久才能彻底熟悉这里,反正到时候说辞就是我们打算结婚,然后才发现身份问题必须解决,于是就去到警察局找警察帮忙—— The big probability does not have is so easy to help, but specific that time looked again, would the means solution, so long as solid this experience, influencing subtly made the surrounding person be familiar with you, you succeeded. ” 大概率是没这么容易帮忙的,不过具体那时再看,总会有办法解决,只要坐实了这个经历,潜移默化让周围人都熟悉你,你就成功了。” „Were you...... just sexually harassing me?” “你刚刚……在调戏我?” Jiang He blinks, how hesitant should do. 姜禾眨眨眼,犹豫自己应该怎么做。 No!” Xu Qing denied, this did not call to sexually harass.” “没有!”许青否认,“这不叫调戏。” That was not just normal.” “刚刚那不是正常的。” „......” “呃……” Xu Qing thinks, moves the buttocks toward the nearby, said: Our two are the male and female friends, I thought that your hair chaotic helped you make, is very normal.” 许青想了想,往边上挪挪屁股离远一点,道:“我们两个是男女朋友,我看你头发乱了帮你弄一下,很正常。” But we are fake.” Jiang He does not listen to his nonsense, just does not know that the heartbeat is a little why quick, the response that before this is begins , to present, she in returned to normal diligently by oneself. “可是我们是假的。”姜禾不听他的鬼话,刚刚不知道为什么心跳有点快,这是动手前才会出现的反应,她在努力让自己平复下来。 This certainly is incorrect. 这一定是不对的。 Proverb said well.” Xu Qing moves the buttocks toward side, play, once opened sang, even if no one hear, must sing —— no one to look it, I was also your girlfriend......, I was your boyfriend.” “老话说得好。”许青又往旁边挪挪屁股,“戏一旦开唱了,就算没有人听,也一定要把它唱完——没有人看,我也是你女朋友……呸,我是你男朋友。” You are benefactor, cannot raise a rumpus to me.” Jiang He is very serious. “你是恩人,不能对我动手动脚的。”姜禾很严肃。 I am motionless, motionless, you loosen the fist.” “我不动,不动,你把拳头松开。”
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