MWCTYA :: Volume #1

#65: Has correct path cultivation technique


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The information content is too big, making Xu Qing quite a while unable to get back one's composure. 信息量太大,让许青半天回不过神。 Has a guilty conscience? 问心有愧? Was worthily fishy! 不愧就有鬼了! This less than half year eats together to live together daily, additional child one being out of sorts feeling does not have. 这小半年天天同吃同住,加个孩子都一点违和感都没。 He can have the favorable impression even to like to Jiang He on, Jiang He is also normal to his a little favorable impression. 他能对姜禾产生好感甚至喜欢上,姜禾对他也有点好感再正常不过。 But slides secretly is a meaning? 但偷溜是怎么个意思? This big platoon Xu Qing...... when really Baidu is multipurpose, can uncover a wool! 还有这一大排‘许青’……真当百度是万能的了,能搜出个毛! This girl usually fades does not ascend, an appearance of little darling, put here to act in a play the —— Xu Qing expression then to have a look at the bathroom complex. 这妮子平时蔫不愣登的,一副乖宝宝的样子,原来搁这儿演戏呢——许青表情复杂地回头看看浴室。 Initially when just came, she is also midnight not making a sound runs to play the role of the ghost to be scary, during the daytime same should eat to drink with the bystander, frightened Uncle Zhao heavily, his least bit could not detect. 当初刚来时,她也是不声不响的半夜跑出去扮鬼吓人,白天和没事人一样该吃吃该喝喝,要不是把赵叔吓得不轻,他半点都察觉不到。 Acting in a play...... 演戏…… Xu Qing switches off the homepage to sit on the sofa, tries to stroke along the Jiang He small brains is thinking anything. 许青关掉网页坐回沙发上,试图捋顺姜禾小脑袋瓜里都在想什么。 According to the search date looked, this girl first is detected he is not right, then asked that Baidu —— is very obvious, Baidu this matter and has no egg to use. 按搜索日期看,这妮子先是察觉到他不对,然后去问百度——很显然,百度这种事并没什么卵用。 Then, she adopts the observation to determine that this matter is not quite right, therefore searches for him is good person —— is natural, Baidu still wants to help but unable. 接着,她通过观察确定这种事不太对劲,于是又去搜他到底是不是好人——当然,百度依然爱莫能助。 Cannot obtain multipurpose Baidu help Jiang He to be pitifully small and weak and no use, thinking it over, oneself analyzed that Xu Qing is not an unprincipled person, then starts to intertwine another matter: What to do. 得不到万能百度帮助的姜禾可怜弱小又无助,思来想去,自己判断许青不是坏人,然后又开始纠结另一件事:怎么办。 This intertwines, humph, discovered to have a guilty conscience, therefore wants to slide. 这一纠结,嚯,发现问心有愧了,于是想溜。 ...... Xu Qing such a ponders over, was happy, most likely is this, possibly some differences, but deviates should not be big. ……许青这么一琢磨,乐了,十有八九就是这样,可能有些出入,但偏离应该不大。 This complex mental journey continues today, she also pretends the bystander the same as pretend that calmly pretends his girlfriend...... this is the plan what to do ponders, while calmly looked how he does flicker? 这复杂的心路历程持续到今天,她还若无其事地装作没事人一样假装‘假装他女朋友’……这是打算一边思考怎么办,一边静静地看他怎么忽悠? Lacked the cardinal virtue this girl, did not proclaim young metal statue to be a pity to her...... 缺了大德啊这妮子,不颁个小金人儿给她可惜了…… ...... …… In bathroom. 浴室里。 In the winter takes a bath, before starting, does not want to wash, after opening washes, does not want to stop. 冬天洗澡,开始之前不想洗,开洗之后不想停。 This theorem is invalid to Jiang He, as one, no matter the winter summer gets out of bed to exercise martial arts early, with Sun compared with the person of practicing martial art the vigor is getting up early, to taking a bath this matter has no special sensation, enjoying is also ten minutes, the pain is also ten minutes, is very punctual, when washes hair occasionally will be slower. 这个定理对姜禾无效,作为一个不管冬夏都早早起床练功,和太阳比着劲儿早起的习武之人,对洗澡这种事没什么特殊感觉,享受也是十分钟,痛苦也是十分钟,很准时,只是偶尔洗头时会慢一些。 Today she was late. 今天她迟了。 Because she was pondering. 因为她在思考。 When getting back one's composure, discovered that the time delayed much, Jiang He hesitant, flushes the hair simply again, then to was being worried by the water vapor fuzzy mirror own flab, wears the clothes to scratch the hair to go out. 等到回过神时,发现时间耽误了不少,姜禾犹豫一下,干脆再冲洗一下头发,然后对着被水汽模糊的镜子烦恼一下自己的赘肉,才穿上衣服擦着头发出门。 Catches the eye, finds Xu Qing to sit on the sofa visits her to be happy. 一抬眼,就瞧见许青坐在沙发上看着她乐。 What do you smile?” “你笑什么?” It‘s nothing, blows the hair.” Xu Qing shakes the air blower on hand. “没什么,过来吹头发。”许青晃晃手上的吹风机。 The Jiang He footsteps, sat to the chair before his body on the past. 姜禾脚步顿了顿,过去坐到他身前的椅子上。 The air blower whistling starts to work, two people no one have spoken, Xu Qing such as was the same in the past, helping her tuck in the long hair, scatters had blown, pulls up again repeatedly, at the same time after appreciating she had just taken a bath , the water sleek/moist profile. 吹风机呼呼地开始工作,两人谁都没说话,许青如往常一样,帮她把长发撩起,打散了吹过一遍,再撩起来重复,一边欣赏她刚洗过澡后水润的侧脸。 Fills the cheek of collogen, wants to pinch. 充满胶原蛋白的脸蛋,想捏一下。 Does not have the billows to handle to stop work for the day without the wave, Jiang He stands up to come to see Xu Qing, starts to speak but hesitates. 无波无澜地搞定收工,姜禾站起来看看许青,欲言又止。 Earlier rests.” Nothing happened Xu Qing seems the appearance that crosses, tidies up the air blower to turn around to return to the room on the preparation, good night.” “早点睡。”许青好似什么都没发生过的样子,收拾好吹风机就准备转身回屋,“晚安。” Good night.” “晚安。” Jiang He stands is looking same place he returns to the room to close the door, stayed the moment in the living room, switches off the lamp of living room to go to own room. 姜禾站在原地看着他回房关门,又在客厅待了片刻,才关掉客厅的灯回自己的房间。 The tune leg sits to the bed on, she takes heating pad of bedhead to hug in the bosom, is feeling that heat degree. 曲腿坐到床上,她拿过床头的暖宝宝抱在怀里,感受着那份热度。 Originally had determined Xu Qing wants to deceive her to work as the girlfriend, but just Xu Qing wants to help her make up for the cognitive disparity, made her overthrow own guess —— 本来都已经确定了许青想骗她当女朋友,但刚刚许青想帮她弥补认知差距,又让她推翻了自己的猜测—— If such that such as she thinks, Xu Qing should look forward to her stupidly more right well. 如果是如她想的那样,许青应该巴不得她越傻越好才对。 Therefore before...... all were she want to be many, did Xu Qing really help her purely? 所以……之前的一切都是她想多了,许青是真的单纯帮她? Puts the chin on the knee, Jiang He looks at the sides of the bed to be lost in thought. 把下巴搁在膝盖上,姜禾看着床沿陷入沉思。 Which probably is not right. 好像哪儿不对啊。 ...... …… Next day, Xu Qing was awakened by noise by the telephone. 第二天,许青是被电话吵醒的。 What did you and my father say?” “你和我爸说了些啥?” Just a connection, the Qin Hao breathless sound passed from telephone that making him put far a point the cell phone, hid from shrinks two to bind tightly oneself in the bedding, the comfortable earth movement moved the head to adjust the lying down posture. 刚一接通,秦浩气急败坏的声音就从电话那头传过来,让他不由把手机放远了一点,躲在被窝里缩了两下把自己裹紧一些,舒服地动动脑袋调整一下躺姿。 I said that dominates the name to get up well.” “我说那个雄霸名字起得好。” That blind date what's the matter?!” The Qin Hao air/Qi, does not believe his nonsense from the start. “那相亲是怎么回事?!”秦浩气得不行,压根不信他的鬼话。 blind date? ~ is I brings home the girlfriend, was seen by him, this does not worry.” 相亲?哦~就是我带女朋友回家,被他看见了,这不就着急嘛。” Xu Qing is happy, Old Master Qin acted is really quick, did this give in the arrangement? 许青乐,秦老爷子动作还真快,这就给安排上了? Should be insufficient...... most is Qin Hao greets, discussed when democratically has free time, starts. 应该不至于……最多就是和秦浩打声招呼,民主地商量一下什么时候有空,开始相起来。 Your boy does not do the good deed......” “你小子就不干好事……” My girlfriend made the affection breakfast, first hung.” “我女朋友做了爱心早餐,先挂了。” Has not listened to Qin Hao to stamp one's foot in that side, Xu Qing closes the eye according to the power failure words, shrank for dozen minutes in the bedding, listening to outside sound to crawl slowly, opens the door to have a look, Jiang He plays the sword in the opposite. 没听秦浩在那边跳脚,许青按掉电话重新闭上眼睛,在被窝里缩了十几分钟,听着外面动静才慢慢爬起来,打开门看看,姜禾又在对面耍剑。 Getting up is very early.” He greeted. “起挺早。”他打招呼。 Jiang He practices the sword to raise the air/Qi, without managing him, Xu Qing does not care, in the retracting bedding takes a look at her to brandish a sword, looks at a while unable to idle, puts on clothes, stands the ground to practice the pile. 姜禾练剑提着气,没有理他,许青也不在意,缩回被窝里瞅着她舞剑,看一会儿闲不住,又披上件衣服,站到地上练桩。 The strong kidney......, strong and healthy body, this thing practices. 强肾……呸,强身健体,这东西得多练练。 Many people want to practice did not have the method, cannot waste this master. 多少人想练还没门路,不能浪费了这个师傅。 Leg, the arm upward, the shoulder relaxes curved.” “腿弯一点,胳膊往上,肩放松。” Finishes Jiang He of sword to turn over to the sheath the sword, raises to strike to Xu Qing, corrects the posture , after to him turns around to wash. 练完剑的姜禾把剑归鞘,提过来对着许青敲敲打打,给他纠正姿势以后转身去洗漱。 When can I study the qing gong?” Xu Qing to outside was shouting. “我什么时候能学一下轻功?”许青对着外面喊。 That is not easy to learn, must have the much pain.” “那个不好学,要吃很多苦的。” „, That considers as finished.” “哦,那算了。” „......” “……” Jiang He that the preparation continues to urge jams, he is never so expected that neat. 准备继续劝的姜禾卡壳,没想到他这么干脆利落。 Later said, I first strong and healthy body enough.” “以后再说,我先强身健体就够了。” Xu Qing feels very sad, sometimes looks that Jiang He walks back and forth in the room, he has Fated Protagonist misconception —— to meet by chance heroine, sleeps on the learned peerless marvelous ability, then robs the rich and helps the poor with her, acting cool hits the face, pounds to extinguish the evil organization while convenient, finally returning to native place mountain forest. 许青觉得很忧伤,有时候看着姜禾在屋里走来走去,他就有种天命主角的错觉——偶遇女侠,睡一觉就学会绝世神功,然后和她一起劫富济贫,装逼打脸,顺便捣灭邪恶组织,最后归隐山林。 Either ding a anything to have, day material treasure peerless cultivation technique, expensive car villa...... 要么就叮一声啥都有,天材地宝绝世功法,豪车别墅…… How many year of piles to his here often stands, but also no marvelous ability? 到他这儿怎么动不动就站几年桩,还没有什么神功? He has the parents. 哦,他有父母。 When mortal. 还是当个凡人吧。 „Do your times have that type...... that type...... quite special cultivation technique? I do not have other meaning, asks.” “你们这个功夫有没有那种……那种……比较特殊的功法?我没别的意思,就是问问。” Jiang He is cleaning the teeth to look at his side one, drinks water gurgle gurgle rinses the froth, wipes the mouth to ask: What special?” 姜禾刷着牙看他那边一眼,喝口水咕嘟咕嘟漱一下沫,擦着嘴问道:“什么特殊的?” I heard that has that type intensively, what desire practices the marvelous ability to brandish a sword castrate oneself that cults cultivation technique, for example dual cultivation and so on correct path marvelous ability...... asks, has?” “就我听说有那种速成的,什么欲练神功挥刀自宫的那种邪教功法,还有比如双修啊之类的正道神功……就是问问,有吗?” „Do you think castrate oneself?” Jiang He gawked staring, this request heard for the first time. “你想自宫?”姜禾愣了愣,这种要求还是第一次听说。 No, I think dual cultivation.” “不,我想双修。” Double......” Jiang He responded suddenly dual cultivation is anything, puffed and blew had not joined the words suddenly, turned head to look that said to elsewhere: No!” “双……”姜禾忽然反应过来双修是什么,吭哧了一下没接上话,扭头看向别处道:“没有!” Really no?” “真没有?” Really no!” “真没有!” It seems like had, how otherwise do you know?” “看来是有了,不然你怎么知道?” „...... Has me unable!” The Jiang He short of breath, good to hit this person. “……有我也不会!”姜禾气急,好想打这个人。
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