The washer rumble the start work, sends out the unique noise. 洗衣机轰隆隆的开始工作,发出特有的噪音。 Jiang He has keen ears blushes slightly, sits on the sofa continues to look at the historical popular science video. 姜禾耳尖微微发红,坐在沙发上继续看历史科普视频。 Xu Qing in the one side to rub cat, looks at her one eyes once for a while. 许青在一旁撸猫,时不时瞧她一眼。 Looks at her foot one again. 再瞧她脚一眼。 Was not right...... that day to change the slipper to look at her foot well. 不对啊……那天换拖鞋看她脚丫子好好的。 Remembered couple days ago matter, Xu Qing forehead doubts, thought after the long time, took up the cell phone the typing. 想起前几天的事,许青一脑门疑惑,想了半晌后拿起手机啪嗒啪嗒打字。 " When binds the foot to appear " 「裹脚啥时候出现的」 Baidu, answer one pile, had to say Sui, had to say Southern Tang, what were more was from Northern Song Dynasty later starting from...... 百度一下,答案一堆,有说隋,有说南唐,更多的是从北宋后期开始…… „Coughs...... that anything, you lift put one's foot down.” “咳……那什么,你抬一下脚。” „Does not lift.” “不抬。” „Just that was......” Xu Qing said that half could not be justified, Jiang He is shaming is staring him angry. “刚刚那个是……”许青说一半说不下去了,姜禾正羞恼地瞪着他。 Sees this appearance, in the Xu Qing brain has anything to flash past, immediately pats the thigh, hi! 见她这副样子,许青脑子里有什么东西一闪而过,顿时一拍大腿,嗨呀！ Short trousers hosiery of one pile of each measurements on that day bought she has not put on! 那天买的一堆各个尺码的小衣她都没穿！ Binds the foot of wool, that gadget radically is...... 裹个毛的脚,那玩意儿根本就是…… The Xu Qing look sweeps subconsciously, is staring his Jiang He startled and anger. 许青眼神下意识扫过去,正瞪着他的姜禾又惊又怒。 „Lecher!” “登徒子！” „Ha?” “哈？” Clang lang! 铛啷！ The iron dart falls to the table on, Xu Qing shut up, hugs the cat to turn around, looks that rumble the washer sucks to be flabbergasted. 铁镖落到桌子上,许青闭嘴了,抱着猫转个身,看着轰隆隆的洗衣机咂咂舌。 Originally is not the malnutrition, special bound. 原来不是营养不良,是特么裹住了。 Also does not know that affects to grow...... 也不知道影不影响发育…… Lying down that Winter Melon lies softly on his leg, was quarrelled agitated by the washer, crawls to shake two, jumps and jumps gently to the Jiang He leg on, curls the tail to lie. 冬瓜软趴趴的躺在他腿上,被洗衣机吵得烦躁,爬起来晃悠两圈,轻轻一跳又跳到姜禾腿上,卷着尾巴趴下来。 Does not have Xu Qing that the cat plays to be very disconsolate, sits is bored to death on the chair opens Baidu, presses down the lecher three characters, the search. 没有猫玩的许青很惆怅,坐在椅子上百无聊赖地打开百度,按上登徒子三个字,搜索。 „The beautiful woman of the world...... coughs, the beautiful woman of the world has not compared to result in Chu, the pretty mothers in Chu must be the hometowns best, in the beautiful women in hometown is best, east to a miss.” “天下的佳人……咳,天下的佳人没有比得过楚国的,楚国的姣娘要算家乡的最好,家乡的美女之中最最拔尖的,就是东邻的一位姑娘。” Xu Qing sings in good voice and with feeling starts to recite, Jiang He knits the brows to look that his eyes have not made noise, but ear actually gets up quietly. 许青声情并茂地开始朗诵,姜禾皱眉看他一眼没有出声,不过耳朵却悄悄支起来。 „This miss stature is moderate, not high is not short, complexion also inborn attractive, does not need the powder to wipe the rouge. The eyebrow, skin, waist and tooth, no is not beautiful. She shows a faint smile, that attractive is hard described, does not know confuses many people.” “这位姑娘身材适度,不高不矮,脸色也天生好看,不用擦粉抹胭脂。眉毛、皮肤、腰身、牙齿,没有一处不美。她微微一笑的时候,那漂亮更是难于形容,不知道迷死多少人。” Covertly looks at Jiang He, the Xu Qing mouth has not stopped, compels to talk on endlessly the story of lecher says: 偷摸瞄姜禾一眼,许青嘴巴未停,逼逼叨叨把登徒子的故事说出来: „ Lecher was different, his wife......, his wife hair is chaotic, ear is slanting, the mouth lagentomums, tooth to lack ——, is really miserable. “登徒子就不一样了,他媳妇……哦,他妻子头发乱、耳朵斜,嘴唇裂、牙齿缺——啧啧啧,真惨。 Walks to bend the waist lamely, moreover whole body skin disease scaby, but also is contracting the serious hemorrhoids...... the sore, but the lecher actually likes her very much, had five children with her! ” 走起路来弯着腰一瘸一拐的,而且满身癞疥,还患着严重的痔……疮,而登徒子却很喜欢她,和她生了五个孩子！” „Five!” Xu Qing opens the palm to shake two, the tone is exaggerating, „fierce?” “五个！”许青张开手掌晃两下,语气夸张,“厉害吧？” ??? ？？？ Jiang He inexplicable visits him. 姜禾莫名的看着他。 „What did this call? This called the peerless good man.” “这叫什么？这叫绝世好男人。” Xu Qing shakes the head, „married such ugly woman, but can also fall in love with her blind date, lives together in peace and harmony, having children and grandchildren all around, the family harmonious happy...... is really our model!” 许青啧啧摇头,“娶了这么丑的女人,还能和她相亲相爱,和睦相处,儿孙满堂,家庭和谐幸福……真是吾辈楷模！” The words fall, he is holding the fist in the other hand to Jiang He, „thanked the heroine praise!” 话落,他对着姜禾一抱拳,“谢女侠夸奖！” „......” “……” „......” “……” Jiang He face dumbfounded. 姜禾一脸懵逼。 „, if right, was your side...... repaid a debt of gratitude the benefactor ugly, said: Next life makes the cow to make the horse to repay it ; If the benefactor grows also good, said: Not thinks the report, the girl...... that permits by the body?” Xu Qing asked. “诶,对了,你们那边是不是……报恩的时候如果恩公长得丑,就说:来世做牛做马报答之;如果恩公长得还行,就说:无以为报,小女子以身……那个相许？”许青问。 „What permits......” Jiang He angry clenching teeth, „lecher!” “什么许……”姜禾气恼的咬牙,“登徒子！” „Thanked the heroine praise!” “谢女侠夸奖！” „......” “……” „Ha, do not stare, cracks a joke.” “哈哈哈,别瞪,开玩笑的。” Xu Qing is happy, teasing heroine is really fun. 许青乐,逗女侠真好玩。 After such a interrupts, the Jiang He heart vanished by Xu Qing in that unusual feeling in hand to just the personal clothing does not see, rubs Winter Melon fat body two, took a fresh look that learns the history from the computer. 经过这么一打岔,姜禾心底对刚刚贴身衣物被许青拿在手上的那种异样感消失不见,揉搓冬瓜肥肥的身子两下,重新看向电脑学习历史。 When the washer stops, take-out just delivers, two yellow Menji rice, Jiang He receives the computer, that side Xu Qing dries in the sun the clothes, scratches the hand to eat. 等到洗衣机停下的时候,外卖刚好送到,两份黄焖鸡米饭,姜禾收起电脑,那边许青把衣服晾上,擦擦手过来吃。 Actually if did not consider that identity issue, keeping heroine is happy here, does not know after her, learned the modern life also to be so fun. 其实如果不考虑身份问题的话,留个女侠在这儿还蛮欢乐的,就是不知道她以后学会了现代生活还会不会这么好玩。 „Fun what does your side have? Daily isn't fighting and killing?” Xu Qing is eating meal to ask. “你们那边有什么好玩的？不会天天就是打打杀杀吧？”许青吃着饭问道。 Jiang He stops the chopsticks to think, said: „Hunts.” 姜禾停筷想了想,道:“捕猎。” „Will really play.” “真会玩。” Xu Qing is incapable of complaining, „a while gives you to download several games to experience.” 许青无力吐槽,“等会儿给你下载几个游戏体验一下。” Heard him to say the words that oneself could not understand, Jiang He has not closely examined, but ate meal silently. 听到他说自己听不懂的话,姜禾也没追问,只是默默吃饭。 The thing that if each does not understand must closely examine, she does not need to do on this day other. 如果每个不理解的东西都要追问,她这一天就不用干别的了。 ...... …… Finished eating the food, Xu Qing falls into condition —— that had nothing to do usually not to sit in front of the computer at this time watch films looks for the material, studies the stock market electrocardiogram, since Jiang He arrived here, bred confusion his life completely. 吃完饭,许青又陷入无事可做的状态——平时这时候不是坐在电脑前看电影找素材,就是研究股市心电图,自从姜禾到这里以后,把他的生活完全搞乱了。 „First looks for a video to look to you.” “先给你找个视频看吧。” The matter that thinks, before Xu Qing thinks to eat meal , the preparation must do, to computer there, searches the bra correct wear video course. 思索一下,许青想起来吃饭前准备要做的事,到电脑那里噼里啪啦,搜索文胸正确穿着视频教程。 This thing is actually easy to look, searches for casually has. After the point opens heat degree highest one, he has a look at the video time, then sets out to leave, keeps a Jiang He person to study in the living room. 这东西倒是好找,随便一搜就有。点开热度最高的一个后他看看视频时间,便起身离开,留姜禾一个人在客厅学习。 Although that long plain white cloth can also use, but can enjoy this best time to the modern age, but also persists in that vulgar customs really not being supposed. 虽然那个长长的白布也能用,但到了现代能享受这最好的时代,还坚持那陋习实在不应该。 Let alone the clothes cannot buy...... the Xu Qing a little obsession white/in vain, bought to use. 更何况衣服不能白买……许青有点强迫症,买了就得用上。 Un, is this. 嗯,就是这样。 The short five minutes, Xu Qing pinches to come out from the bedroom, the Jiang He complexion becomes flushed, lip opening and closing two, resembling was wants to say his lecher loudly, but has not opened the mouth eventually. 短短五分钟,许青掐着点从卧室出来,姜禾脸色涨红,嘴唇翕动两下,似是又想大声说他登徒子,但终究没有开口。 „Are your here life so...... so...... dissolute?” She suppressed a while to ask finally. “你们这里的生活都是如此……如此……放浪吗？”她憋了一会儿终于开口问。 „What is dissolute?” Xu Qing is surprised, „was put on comfortably by oneself, enjoys the life, isn't this very normal?” “什么叫放浪？”许青惊讶,“让自己穿得舒服,享受生活,这不是很正常？” „Does not know the sense of honor!” “不知廉耻！” „What is a sense of honor?” “什么叫廉耻？” „On...... could not say on......” Jiang He incoming call, the small fist pinched closely, probably wants to explode hammers his. “就……就……”姜禾说不出来话,小拳头捏得紧紧的,像是想爆锤他一顿。 „Your this called stodgy.” “你这叫迂腐。” Xu Qing looks at her appearance, especially wants to laugh to make noise, was too simply fun. 许青看她的样子,特别想大笑出声,简直太好玩了。 „You hasn't seen on the street? These females, revealing the leg are revealing the waist...... that are being the individual freedoms.” He puts out a hand to gesticulate on a lower part of the body, „man reveals, why do't the woman reveal can? Is this truth, you cannot accept you to be able the long sleeve trousers wear, but cannot run up to nearby others saying that others do not know the sense of honor.” “在街上你不是见过吗？那些女的,露着腿露着腰……那都是个人自由。”他伸手比划一下身上,“男人露得,为何女人露不得？就是这个道理,你不能接受你可以长袖长裤穿着,但不能跑到人家跟前儿说人家不知廉耻。” „Unacceptable!” Jiang He said loudly. “不能接受！”姜禾大声说。 „Good, good, does not accept does not accept, I have not made you put on these in any case, this puts on inside —— I to shut up, does not say.” “好,好,不接受就不接受吧,反正我也没让你穿那些,这个穿里面的——我闭嘴,不说了。” Xu Qing sees her to be getting more and more angry, the wise shift topic, the rocking mouse looks for the beforehand game storehouse, „here game ultra fun...... the scientific study found, 90% people to play game at first, but learns to operate the computer, I believe you are not that surplus 10%.” 许青见她越来越恼,明智的转移话题,晃动鼠标找自己以前的游戏库,“这里的游戏超好玩……科学研究表明,百分之九十的人最初都是为了玩游戏而学会操作电脑的,我相信你不是那剩余的百分之十。” The idolatry mental handicap child same teaches Jiang He to play super Mary, Xu Qing is also observing her at the same time, discovered that then she plays and has no after this interest changes one immediately. 像教智障儿童一样教着姜禾玩超级玛丽,许青还一边观察着她,发现她对这游戏并没什么兴趣之后便立即换下一个。 After one hour . 一个多小时后。 Facts showed that Jiang He and has no substitution feeling to these bewildered games, although begins quickly, the interest has actually lacked, only on a replacement small game to small broken website looked at two. 事实证明姜禾对这些莫名其妙的游戏并没有什么代入感,虽然上手很快,却一直兴致缺缺,只对一个小破网站上的换装小游戏多看了两眼。 „Un...... I teach you to fight the landlord.” “嗯……我教你斗地主吧。” The Xu Qing hesitation moment, decides to try again. 许青沉吟片刻,决定再试一试。 Must look for a matter to do to her, otherwise ponders over midnight to run daily, or how ponders over to exercise martial arts improper. 总得给她找点事干,不然天天琢磨半夜跑出去,或者琢磨怎么练功都不妥。 Again to say the least, if after Jiang He which day of understanding this society, did not greet leaves to roam about, or sought for her Chang'an Gusu anything...... 再退一步说,万一姜禾哪天了解这个社会以后,不打招呼就离开去流浪,或者去寻找她的长安姑苏什么的…… Was inferior that the dwelling is playing the game. 都不如宅着玩游戏。