The first chapter: This Luck 第一章:这运气 ”. Recent Anime also too oppressive heart, I, if that pig's feet I such will certainly not do, is really TM was too not a person. ” ”靠。最近的动漫也太虐心了吧,我要是那个猪脚我一定不会这么做的,真是的太TM不是人了。” Sits before computer Anime unceasing being foul-mouthed of looks at ending, being filled with righteous indignation of face, believes that his words also had may how us who many people want to do also only to be able at heart silently YY, the decisive tears rushed. 一位坐在电脑前看着结尾的动漫正不断的骂骂咧咧,一脸的义愤填膺,相信他的话也是有许多人想做的可奈何咱也就只能心里默默地YY了,果断泪奔。 ”, Then attractive Younger Sister had sacrificed for that trash unexpectedly, how may cultivate/repair( hatefully) thinks really incarnation FFF Inquisition has burnt down it. ” ”嘛的,那么漂亮的一位妹子居然为那个废物牺牲了,岂可修（可恶）真想化身FFF团一把火烧了它。” After Anime finally heartless ending this Zhai Xiong also cavity anger, despising of whole face, but said that finally is also sighing that cannot bear. 当动漫最终还是无情结尾后这位宅兄也一腔怒火,满脸的鄙视,不过说道最后也是忍不住的叹了口气。 ” Thinks that does do, washes to rest earlier, tomorrow must go to work ............ ” ”想那多干嘛,还是早点洗洗睡吧,明天还要去上班了…………” Helpless switches off computer, very lazy stretching oneself after looked at the time from maintained has squatted after chair looked in the Anime movement has moved under some legs of tingling with numbness set out to arrive at the closet to look face T-shirt added a coat puts on, conveniently changing the pajamas after on the bed threw hit to wear the shoes to go to the living room to take up an apple to nip to change the shoes conveniently then in the mouth to open the door. 无奈关掉电脑,十分慵懒的伸了个懒腰后看了看时间从一直保持蹲在椅子上看动漫的动作之中活动了下有些发麻的腿后起身来到衣柜找了一脸T恤加个外套后穿上,随手把换下的睡衣朝着床上一扔后打着哈切穿上鞋来到客厅随手拿起一个苹果咬在嘴里换好鞋便开门出去。 ” Em ~~ today's sun is really good, exited to stroll. ” ”恩~~今天的太阳真是不错啊,出去逛逛好了。” Zhai Xiong takes the apple has again been hitting big stretching, mood time after by gentle sunlight is shining warm good eats the fruits to close the door lock well. 被柔和的阳光温暖照耀着的宅兄拿着苹果再一次打了一个大大的懒腰后心情倍棒的吃着果果关上门锁好出发。 The sky is one piece deep blue simultaneously the clear and boundless sky, glorious weather cool breeze slowly often tucks on the street Younger Sister short skit and so on, won one piece to call out in alarm, lets the male must come rapidly size up two, 天空是一片蔚蓝同时又晴空万里,风和日丽的徐徐清风不时撩起街上妹子们的短裙之类的,赢得一片惊呼,同时也让众男是不是得闻风而至迅速的打量两眼, Cool breeze slowly also brings obviously is being the summer fragrance, making the person be worried that later sun can also think to be like this beautiful today, makes people feel that regretted with does not abandon. Then we on the Zhai Xiong face had the constant smile to enter Internet Cafe. 徐徐的清风还带着明显是夏季的芬芳,让人不由的担心以后的太阳会不会还想今天这样明媚,同时也不由的让人感到惋惜和不舍。然后咱得宅兄脸上带着始终如一的微笑走进了一个网吧。 ” I depend, rare fine weather result Internet Cafe these many people, elementary student does not need to do one's assignment at home? ” ”我靠,难得的好天气结果网吧这么多人,小学生都不需要在家做作业的嘛？” looks at full strength some Internet Cafe, Zhai Xiong speaking, but saw that by the elementary student spitting mortise that game poisons. 看着有些满员的网吧,宅兄不由的说到,不过一看到那一个个被游戏毒害的小学生不由的吐槽道。 ” Yo, the flame came, on you we are together on to rub King! ” ”呦,焱来了,就等你了咱还是一起撸上王者吧！” In our Zhai Xiong spits trough elementary student Riven speed of light QA opposite not to be known why after coming the Vayne arrow nail wall of Zhejiang University line carried off decisively when directly Dongfang Yan crazy rolled the eyes just thinks that start to talk spat the sound that trough behind broadcast then to make just Zhai Xiong of feeling nauseated trough withdraw the words to turn around looks at to come the person. 就在咱们宅兄吐槽小学生的锐雯光速QA被对面不知为何对来浙大线的薇恩一箭钉墙后果断被直接带走时东方焱不由狂翻了个白眼刚想开口吐槽身后传来的声音便让原本刚要吐槽的宅兄收回了话转过身看着来人。 ” On King? Snort, when you your assigned the hero Vayne backflow movement to practice to meet said again. No, should be your breakthrough that ten thousand years of gold(en) curse said again. ” ”上王者？哼,等你把你的本命英雄薇恩的回流身法练会了再说。不,应该是等你突破了那万年黄金的诅咒再说。” ”, Do not say. Today cannot breakthrough. breakthrough gold(en) is not the pit are also too many, this can blame me. ” ”嘛,别这么说嘛。今天不就是能突破了嘛。再说了突破不了黄金还不是坑太多,这能怪我吗。” After smiling can spout the day photo hidden bitterness vision looks at that comes the person did not care at all again resurrects, in hidden bitterness that the Vayne remnant blood by the elementary student Riven eye instead kills afterward. 来人毫不在意的一笑随后把幽怨的目光看着复活后再一次被薇恩残血反杀的小学生锐雯眼中的幽怨都能喷出天照。 ” Forget about it. Cannot break to thank me without the zu shackles of my your silver. ” ”嘛算了。没有我你连白银的诅枷锁都破不了感谢我吧。” Zhai Xiong both hands holds dai Chinese zither continually opposite that person of chest one face is also rolled the eyes. 宅兄双手抱胸一脸的嘚瑟连对面那人也是不由的翻了个白眼。 ” Is is, your fierce line, a bit faster helped me break this damn curse gold(en), I hit unable to break for a long time. ” ”是是是,就你厉害行了吧,快点帮我破了这个该死的诅咒黄金吧,我都打了好久了都破不了。” Speaking of that start to talk thinks highly to flatter hastily that person of rolled the eyes that very worries again. 连忙开口恭维拍着马屁的那人再一次翻了个白眼十分着急的说到。 ”, A point does not have the sincerity. ” ”切,一点都没诚意。” Curling the lip Zhai Xiong again rolled the eyes afterward with that person goes to already to be scheduled the position, after all is the patron also with is also better the minor matter that here network management plays to help to accomplish. 撇了撇嘴的宅兄再一次翻了个白眼随后跟着那人去了早就预定好了的位置,毕竟是常客同时也和这里的网管玩的也不错一些小事还是能帮忙办到的。 ” How long Qiang Zi also changes shifts. ” ”强子还有多久换班。” Before arriving at the counter, looks at was just several elementary student added money the network management, that person of start to talk asked. 来到柜台前看着刚为几名小学生加好钱的网管,那人不由的开口问到。 Was called Qiang Zi that person to look at the computer left bottom time saying that simultaneously extends finger one side to symbolize 123 three looms. 被叫做强子的那人看了眼电脑左下角的时间说道同时伸手指着一旁标志着123的三台机子。 ” Quick also less than a half hours, you play a meeting first, the position also already opened to you, is in this best three. ” ”快了还有半个小时不到,你们先玩一会吧,位置也早就给你们开好了,咯,就是这里面最好的三台。” ” Hehe, worthily is good brother, these three looms are very marketable, has not thought that was given to guarantee by you, good good successfully the curse elder brother, if I can break that evil asked you to have the feast. ” ”呵呵,不愧是好兄弟,这三台机子可是很抢手的,没想到被你给保了下来,不错不错要是我能成功打破那个罪恶的诅咒哥请你们吃大餐。” From the beginning that person smiled the Hee hee arriving unit two reactor to set upright the thumb then to Qiang Zi to start to put on the earphone starting to log in game. 一开始那人笑嘻嘻的来到二号机对着强子竖了个大拇指便开始戴上耳机开机登录游戏。 ” It is not the street burns hot. ” ”不会又是街边的麻辣烫吧。” Qiang Zi obviously very speechless after white the eye had that person that the earphone is thinking of not to hear then starts the manner to add money to get up. 强子明显十分无语的白了眼带着耳机装没听见的那人后便又开始为人加钱起来。 ” Then Qiang Zi I first played game. ” ”那么强子我就先玩游戏了。” Sits on the 1st on the airplane, raised the head to Qiang Zi was saying that then sees him after was nodding un the sound to put on the earphone to start to log in game. 坐在一号机上,抬起头对着强子说道见他对着点了点头嗯了声后这才戴上耳机开始登录游戏。 ” Ai, Yan-chan we play one first. ” ”哎,小焱子咱们先来玩一把咯。” After seeing we must Zhai Xiong register, one side that person bumped the hand of Zhai Xiong to say with the hand. 见咱们得宅兄登录后一旁的那人不由的用手碰了碰宅兄的手说道。 ” Casual. ” ”随便咯。” After using the indifferent tone to look to have anything to move, saw after very reluctantly the constant lucky summon Master three folded white computer then agreed was coming side that person of game invitation. 用着无所谓的语气看了看有什么活动后见除了始终如一的幸运召唤师三折后十分无奈的白了眼电脑后便同意了来着身旁那人的游戏邀请。 ” Fatty, what position do you play? ” ”胖子,你打什么位置？” Entered has chosen the hero link, Zhai Xiong asking. 进入了选英雄环节,宅兄不由的问到。 ” Naturally is continues to practice my backflow movement. ” ”当然是继续练我的回流身法咯。” The decisive second has chosen Fatty self-satisfied smiling after of Vayne. 果断秒选了薇恩后的胖子得意的笑了笑。 ” ......... I used to be unclear good ” ”………那我就用不详好了” After seeing two teammate decisive seconds to choose Riven as well as robot , we Zhai Xiong eyelid jumped jumping, not a good feeling arose spontaneously. 见有两个队友果断秒选了锐雯以及机器人后咱们得宅兄眼皮不由的跳了跳,一股不好的感觉油然而生。 When also had Zhai Xiong this side to act as 4 L on -hook to choose that unclear feeling in back of the body in the final ten seconds the chrysanthemum spear/gun letter master even more intense. 当还有宅兄这方一直充当挂机的4L在最后的十秒内把菊花枪信爷选了后心中的那股不详感觉越发的强烈。 ” Always felt that can have not the good matter to occur. ” ”总感觉会有不好的事要发生。” looks at both sides lineup Zhai Xiong cannot help but narrowed eyes drop of cold sweat to appear in forehead. 看着双方的阵容宅兄不由自主的眯起了眼睛一滴冷汗出现在了额头。 Briefed the both sides lineup, 介绍一下双方的阵容, A Zhai Xiong side: 宅兄一方: Next road Attack Damage Carry Fatty Vayne as well as the robot assistance of passer-by armor. 下路ADC胖子薇恩以及路人甲的机器人辅助。 Unclear of middle of the mill master Zhai Xiong. 中路法师宅兄的不详。 Starting off passer-by B soldier Riven on list. 上路路人乙战士锐雯的上单。 Hits the wild passer-by C chrysanthemum spear/gun letter master. 打野的路人丙菊花枪信爷。 enemy lineup: 敌方阵容: Next road Attack Damage Carry soy sauce armor explorer ez as well as isotopic soy sauce B Miss Fortune. 下路ADC酱油甲的探险家ez以及同位酱油乙好运姐。 What middle of the mill to fighting Zhai Xiong is Little Loli Annie. 中路对战宅兄的是小萝莉安妮。 What starting off to Riven is our five seconds of male Barbarian King. 上路对锐雯的是咱的五秒男蛮王。 Hits wildly is pit father's Prince. 打野的则是坑爹的皇子。 After game starts, then that was familiar in the contact surface to bone to appear, after purchasing Carter's going out has installed, decisively moved toward the middle of the mill, why other teammates should. 游戏开始后,那熟悉到骨子里的界面出现,购买了卡特的出门装后便果断的走向了中路,其余的队友则是该干嘛干嘛去了。 „Enemy also 30 seconds achieve the battlefield to grind them.” “敌军还有30秒达到战场碾碎他们。” looks at stood in road middle Little Loli Annie, the brow of Zhai Xiong on has selected gently, Q lost to frighten decisively successfully Little Loli, the Little Loli decisive little darling hopping along returned to under own defense tower. 看着站在路中间的小萝莉安妮,宅兄的眉头轻轻上挑了一下,一个Q果断的丢了过去成功打怕了小萝莉,小萝莉果断一蹦一跳的乖乖回到了自己的防御塔之下。 „Crime, I have hit Loli unexpectedly. Although moe is the justice, but I will not be forgiving.” “罪过啊,我居然打了萝莉。虽然萌即是正义但我可不会留情的哦。” Sees the both sides soldier line to arrive, sometimes in the rain heart the speaking of corners of the mouth brim with a self-confident smile. 见双方的兵线抵达,时雨心中不由的说到不过嘴角则是洋溢起了一个自信的微笑。 The opposite Little Loli Annie fruit that 6 levels of decisive wave of operation has embroidered to killed a blood, after looking under to start off to see five seconds of male to withstand/top the stage was killing our pitiful Riven, directly the Zhai Xiong decisive transmission to receive five seconds of male who main strength Elder Brother returned to the anger greatly, 到了6级果断一波操作绣的的对面小萝莉安妮果断送了一血,看了下上路见五秒男正开着大顶着台直接强杀咱可怜的锐雯后宅兄果断一个传送收了大兵哥哥回怒气的五秒男, I am a good person! Strikes to kill me only to hit obtains to kill wildly. 我是好人呐！击杀我只会打野获得首杀。 I am a good person! Strikes kills name anything very bothersomely completes a double play. 我是好人呐！击杀名字什么很烦的完成一次双杀。 The success harvested the Zhai Xiong corners of the mouth of two blood to show the smiling face, again but then directly returned to the city after afterward has made up attire anything arrives at the middle of the mill to see Little Loli can summon the accomplice , the corners of the mouth to reveal again wipes to sneer. 成功收获两血的宅兄嘴角露出了笑容,不过随后便直接回城补了个装什么的再一次来到了中路见小萝莉可以召唤帮凶后嘴角再一次露出一抹冷笑。 „Did not say that objectively I am a good person.” “不客观的说我是个好人。” After controlling Carter former place is leaving behind dagger, direct QE to jump over to see Little Loli direct flurried one set to pound has gotten down again a E rebound from the beginning to leave behind the dagger place that joins a Q ejection, one to jump over to see the Loli also one-third appearances again decisively directly to open greatly pitiful Little Loli to lie down on the ground again. 控制着卡特原地留下一个匕首后直接QE跳了过去见小萝莉直接慌乱的一套砸了下来再一次一个E跳回一开始留下的匕首处接上一个Q弹射后再一次一个跳了过去见萝莉还有1的模样果断直接开大可怜的小萝莉再一次躺在了地上。 I am a good person! Strikes to kill me only to hit wildly, I am a good person! Is killing greatly kills especially. 我是好人呐！击杀我只会打野,我是好人呐！正在大杀特杀。 „I depend, select him, selects him, scratches, grasping of your younger sister comes back Ah!! Lying trough!!!!” “我靠,点他,点他,擦,你妹的抓回来啊！！卧槽！！！！” Nearby Fatty excited to computer was saying after robot stretched out the Lushan claw, after having caught a big end of soldier, decisive scolding. 一旁的胖子正激动的对着电脑说道不过当机器人的伸出了庐山爪后,抓了个大头兵后果断的骂到。 „Calm, calm.” “淡定,淡定。” Looked at Zhai Xiong calm incomparable start to talk after present road condition from the map, has traced also from the river course. 从地图上看了眼下路状况后的宅兄淡定无比的开口,同时也从河道一路摸了下来。 „Fatty, sews the wall.” “胖子,钉墙。” Sees opposite Miss Fortune to insert eye Zhai Xiong start to talk to say. 见对面好运姐想要过来插眼宅兄不由的开口道。 „ Is good to force, UU reads “好勒,UU看书 the www.uukanshu.com little darling waits to be turned over by grass. ” www.uukanshu.com乖乖等着被艹翻转吧。” Nearby Fatty controlled own hero Vayne to flash before decisively receives E to sew Miss Fortune on the Zhai Xiong not far away wall directly Zhai Xiong has smiled, was one set of even/including trick/recruit, QE even/including trick/recruit Miss Fortune of remnant blood same lay down with Little Loli by the river course thick patch of grass as before, frightened one side ez decisive jump to return to under own tower. 一旁的胖子控制着自己的英雄薇恩果断闪现接下E把好运姐直接钉在了宅兄不远处的墙上宅兄一笑,依旧是一套连招,QE连招本就残血的好运姐和小萝莉一样躺在了河道草丛旁,吓得一边的ez果断一个跳跃回到了自己的塔下。 I am a good person! Strikes kills wrong is not I, I am a good person! Has controlled to compete! 我是好人呐！击杀错的不是我,我是好人呐！已经主宰比赛了！ „Does attractively!” “干得漂亮！” Reveals smiles afterward decisively returns to own middle of the mill to bully Loli. 露出一笑随后果断的回到自己的中路欺负萝莉去了。 The pardoned crime strikes to kill passer-by armor, 原罪击杀路人甲, When the rain one afterward decisively understands that originally when was our chrysanthemum letter master stole to be red just runs upon then the tragedy to deliver an opposite party head/number of people by Prince. 时雨一愣随后果断明白原来是我方的菊花信爷偷红时刚好被皇子撞上然后便悲剧了送了对方一个人头。 „āi āi āi, flax butterfly!!!!” “哎哎哎,亚麻蝶！！！！” Suddenly Fatty hears one to call out in alarm, afterward is not known decisively when touches to a below path to come five seconds of male massacres rolled the eyes. 突然胖子传来一声惊呼,随后果断被不知何时摸到下路来的五秒男杀掉不由的翻了个白眼。 „, Does not go to come to here to do to the war with your Riven.” “靠,不去和你的锐雯对战来这里干嘛。” Prince that then after Zhai Xiong smiled the show dead again Little Loli, met gave support. 宅兄一笑再一次秀死了小萝莉后便遇见了前来支援的皇子。 „Hehe, trash.” “呵呵,渣渣。” Zhai Xiong smiles, Carter's unceasing jump revolving finally solved the opposite party in the Prince pit. 宅兄一笑,卡特不断的跳跃旋转最后在皇子的坑中解决掉了对方。 „Ez opened carefully in a big way.” “ez开大了小心。” After hearing the Fatty sound, Zhai Xiong had discovered decisively that soars golden yellow half-moon-shaped light screen that comes to sneer, afterward small hand shakes, Carter who is unable to avoid then turned into the young metal statue to frame in former place, the light screen also directly flew from Carter. 听见胖子的声音后,宅兄果断的发现了那飞腾而来的金黄色半月形光幕一声冷笑,随后小手一抖,无法躲避的卡特便变成了小金人定格在了原地,光幕也直接从卡特身上飞了过去。 The dish chicken strikes to kill passer-by armor. 菜鸡一个个击杀路人甲。 Zhai Xiong one then discovered that originally is to to rub is struck to kill directly by the sudden light screen with five seconds of male's Riven feels funny. 宅兄一愣这才发现原来是正在与五秒男对撸的锐雯被突然出现的光幕直接击杀不由的感到好笑。 „Whom this Luck did not have.” “这运气也没谁了。”