MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1389: Young director Qi Qi

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After Yang Guo said own proposition, saw that Zou Shimin fell into suddenly silent, but Xuanxuan is also puzzles looks left looks right, finally cannot bear lift the left hand, has eaten a chicken leg meat. 杨果说出了自己的提议之后,看到邹市敏忽然陷入了沉默,而轩轩也是迷惑不解地看左看右,最后忍不住抬起左手,啃了一口鸡腿肉。 As if own proposition impulse was too strong, he relaxed suddenly smiled, said: „Was good, leaves is too anxious, I do not receive the closing disciple, we change a view, can let Xuanxuan, when my student, but, I must be his sports teacher!” 似乎自己的提议冲击力太强了点,他忽然放松地笑了笑,说道:“好了,别太紧张,我也不是收关门弟子,咱们换种说法,可以让轩轩当我的学生,不过,我要做他的体育老师而已！” „What is the sports teacher?” Xuanxuan asked blurry. “什么叫体育老师？”轩轩迷糊地问道。 Qiqi giggle said with a smile: „Xuanxuan, my Papa must teach you to hit Benben fist! After you , can my Papa is equally fierce!” 琪琪咯咯笑道:“轩轩,我的粑粑是要教你打笨笨拳啦！那你以后,也能跟我粑粑一样厉害呢！” „Not only Benben fist, other!” Yang Guo smilingly said. “不只是笨笨拳,还有别的哦！”杨果笑眯眯地说道。 Zou Shimin is actually not anxious, he is very surprised to the proposition of Yang Guo, but he also understands that Yang Guo really has the person of real capability, therefore, Zou Shimin said with a smile: „No, Yang Guo, making Xuanxuan learn the time from you I lifts both hands both feet approval. But you should understand that my worry, Xuanxuan was too small, I very difficult from ****** in the hand snatches to give you.” 邹市敏其实不是紧张,他是对杨果的提议感到很惊讶,但他也明白,杨果确实是有真功夫的人,于是,邹市敏笑道:“没有,杨果,让轩轩跟你学功夫我是举双手双脚赞同。但你应该明白我的顾虑,轩轩太小了,我很难从******手里抢过来交给你。” Yang Guo laughs, beckoned with the hand saying: „No, Zou elder brother, you thought complex, I did not make Xuanxuan live in our home, that was also incorrect!” 杨果哈哈一笑,摆了摆手说道:“不,邹哥,你想得太复杂了,我可不是让轩轩住到我们家,咳咳,那也不行的！” „You know that I have been making one to call the charity event of long-distance teaching before.” Yang Guo answered, „its practical knowledge time was also same, I can through the video and network technology, long-distance teach him.” “你知道,我之前一直在做一个叫远程支教的慈善活动。”杨果解释道,“其实学功夫也一样,我可以通过视频和网络的技术,远程地教他。” Such fashionable? The audiences sound, thinks very absurd. Yang Guo proposed a moment ago proposition time, the body was having that traditional and big on corona collapses immediately. 这么时尚？观众们听起来,都觉得很荒谬。刚才杨果提出提议的时候,身上带着那种传统而高大上的光环顿时崩溃了。 This to the person felt that like passing through generally, was bringing the swordsmen film of guitar and lute Sheng flute a moment ago, now suddenly returned to not that real honorable person show, but is also good, the audiences extremely will not be earnest to the event that Yang Guo will accept the disciple. 这给人感觉就像穿越了一般,刚才还是带着琴瑟笙箫的武侠片,现在忽然又回归了不那么真实的真人秀,不过也好,观众们也不会对杨果收徒的事件太过较真。 But Yang Guo received Xuanxuan actually to decide for the matter of apprentice, chatted with Yang Guo, Zou Shimin has sold clean own son. But Xuanxuan is also considering only eating, does not know what among the Sirs chatted was anything. 但杨果收轩轩为徒弟的这个事情却是定了下来,跟杨果闲聊,邹市敏就把自己儿子卖了个一干二净。而轩轩还只顾着吃,丝毫不知道大人之间聊的是一些什么。 Qiqi listens to listen, hears muddleheaded, did not have the interest. After waiting for Xuanxuan to eat to the full, she then stood to play with Brother Xuanxuan. 琪琪听着听着,听得稀里糊涂的,也没有了兴趣。等轩轩吃饱了之后,她便跟轩轩弟弟站起来玩耍了起来。 The Xuanxuan anything idea, he has not been Sister Qiqi tagalong, follows in elder sister's back, Le Dianle jolts obeys elder sister's direction. 轩轩没啥主意,他就是琪琪姐姐的跟屁虫,跟在姐姐的背后,乐颠乐颠地听姐姐的指挥。 They had found the new toy probably, two tinies have enclosed nearby camera. This camera is not the photographer shoulders that on shoulder, but is on the ground. 他们俩好像找到了新玩具,两个小不点儿围上了旁边一个摄影机。这个摄影机不是摄影师扛在肩膀上的那种,而是支在地上的。 The photographers to let two curious babies can see, but also lowered the support specially, therefore, Qiqi and Xuanxuan are entangling the photographer uncle, making him teach itself to use this everybody. 摄影师为了让两个好奇宝宝能够看到,还特意地调低了支架,于是,琪琪和轩轩就缠着摄影师叔叔,让他教自己使用这个大家伙。 Fortunately, scene responsible has four photographers, therefore too has not interfered with the work of program group. Directs also funnily looks that directs two photographers to pat Qiqi and Xuanxuan specially, thought at heart should have some interesting matter occurrences. 还好,现场负责的有四个摄影师,所以并没有太影响节目组的工作。编导也好笑地看着,指挥两个摄影师专门拍琪琪和轩轩,心里觉得应该有一些有趣的事情发生。 „You looked that they are patting us.” Was being chatted, Yang Guo smilingly said with Zou Shimin that Zou Shimin carried a moment ago to the camera. “你看,他们俩在拍我们。”正闲聊中,杨果笑眯眯地跟邹市敏说道,邹市敏刚才是背对着摄影机的。 Zou Shimin hear sound, turns the head to look that he has changed a position with a smile, is the same with Yang Guo, is not side directly faces to approach the camera. He said: „Hi, can you make the movie?” 邹市敏闻声,转头一看,他笑着换了一个位置,和杨果一样,不是侧面就是正面面对向摄影机。他说道:“嗨,你们两个是要拍电影吗？” „Right, we must make movie.” Xuanxuan said in a baby voice. “对,我们要拍电影。”轩轩奶声奶气地说道。 „Are you director or the actor?” Yang Guo asked with a smile. “那你们是导演还是演员？”杨果笑着问道。 After recording these many issue of programs, the children also knew actually the director is anything. Like thanking movie-making, like directing elder sister, their scopes of official duty, although understands not in detail, but fuzzy also has a concept. 在录了这么多期节目之后,孩子们其实也知道了导演是什么。像谢制片,像编导姐姐,他们的职责范围虽然了解得不详细,但模模糊糊也有一个概念。 Naturally, what here has to raise is village head Li Rui, what sad Cui is, the children may nobody regard the director him, village head image strike root in the hearts of the people! 当然,这里不得不提的是村长李瑞,悲催的是,孩子们可没有人把他当成主持人,村长这个形象太深入人心了！ Plays little girl that the play has performed this actually, when the director is interested, little girl looks at the selecting a scene frame of camera, said seriously: „We are the directors!” 玩过戏剧表演的小姑娘这回却对当导演更感兴趣,小姑娘看着摄影机的取景框,一本正经地说道:“我们是导演啦！” „Right, we are the directors!” Small dog-leg Xuanxuan of director echoes to say. “对,我们是导演！”导演的小狗腿轩轩附和道。 Yang Guo has patted clapping, said with a smile: „What do you make us develop?” 杨果拍了拍手,笑道:“那你让我们演什么呢？” „What develops?” Xuanxuan sought help looks to Qiqi. “演什么呢？”轩轩求助地看向了琪琪。 Does not know that usually listened to the father to say the reasons of too many story, little girl stood in front of the camera in high spirits, mentioned the plot to two fathers without hesitation. 不知道是不是平时听爸爸说了太多故事的缘故,小姑娘兴冲冲地站在了摄影机前面,不假思索地给两个爸爸说起了剧情。 „Papa you said: Today I have made delicious chicken leg.” little girl is wielding the small arm, palm roves before Yang Guo and Zou Shimin two people, „then Xuanxuan Papa said: Is quite delicious, I want to eat very much.” “粑粑你说:今天我做了好吃的鸡腿。”小姑娘挥着小胳膊,手掌在杨果和邹市敏两人身前转来转去,“然后轩轩的粑粑说:哇,好好吃,我很想吃。” „Papa said: Good, you perform a magic, I eat to you.” “粑粑说:那好吧,你表演一个魔法,我就给你吃。” „Xuanxuan Papa said: But I cannot the magic.” “轩轩的粑粑说:可我不会魔法。” „Papa said: I teach you!” “粑粑说:那我教你吧！” .. ..。 The plot somewhat moves fast, even can be said as somewhat does not make sense, but the little girl earnest appearance is very funny! 剧情有些飘忽,甚至可以说是有些无厘头,但小姑娘认真的模样真的很好笑呢！ Therefore, under the direction of Qiqi, the fathers started to develop. Naturally, this is needs photographer uncle to help to control the camera, little girl is staring at the selecting a scene frame specially. 于是,在琪琪的指挥下,爸爸们开始演了起来。当然,这还是需要摄影师叔叔帮忙掌控一下摄影机,小姑娘是专门盯着取景框的。 Is Xuanxuan doing? His anything does not understand, smiles silly, is watching the performance of elder sister at the same time. Sister Qiqi is really attractive, wears the small vest, the feeling is the appearance of coming out into the open, is earnest to be specially charming. 轩轩在干啥？他啥也不懂,傻乎乎地笑着,在一边看姐姐的表演。琪琪姐姐真好看,穿着小背心,就感觉是赤膊上阵的样子,认真起来特别迷人。 „I teach you!” Yang Guo represses laughter, has developed with Zou Shimin. “那我教你吧！”杨果忍着笑,跟邹市敏演了下去。 „Really? You were good! Can I shake hand with you?” Zou Shimin empty boasting is making the affected expression very much. “真的？你太好了！我能跟你握手吗？”邹市敏很浮夸地做着感动的表情。 „Wait / Etc., the Xuanxuan father, you must put out a hand!” Qiqi may be careful, Zou Shimin has not made the movement, she is not glad. “等等,轩轩的爸爸,你要伸出手来！”琪琪可细致了,邹市敏没有做动作,她都不乐意呢。 Good, Zou Shimin represses laughter, extended the right hand. Yang Guo also extended to grasp grasping with Zou Shimin. 好吧,邹市敏忍着笑,伸出了右手。杨果也伸出去跟邹市敏握了握。 Had the experience of Zou Shimin, Yang Guo also transferred the movement. Before the daughter, was not Yang Guo of acting in a play expert has also put down anxious and bashful intent before scene, was performing naturally. 有了邹市敏的经验教训,杨果也把动作调动了起来。在女儿面前,不是演戏达人的杨果也放下了镜头前的紧张和羞意,大大方方地表演着。 „Favors, my magic!” Some Yang Guo empty boasting both hands in airborne delimit randomly, then same pushed out on the testudo elephantopus wave qigong. “看好咯,我的魔法！”杨果有些浮夸地双手在空中乱划,然后就像龟波气功一样推了出去。 „Oh!” Zou Shimin according to the Qiqi script, stands, bends the waist, is hugging the belly, pedals the step on backlash, „my belly good pain, I to go to bathroom!” “哎呀！”邹市敏按照琪琪的剧本,站起来,弯着腰,搂着肚子,蹬蹬地后退,“我的肚子好痛,我要去上厕所！” Sees here, had smiled very much happy audiences is laughs again and again, Qiqi the script, really did not make sense! 看到这儿,本来就已经笑得很欢乐的观众们又是爆笑连连,琪琪的这个剧本,实在是太无厘头了！ Has not ended! Under the Qiqi urging, Zou Shimin went into the restroom, but Yang Guo actually forked the waist to stand, happily face upwarded to laugh very much: „Ha Ha, did you see my fierce?” 还没完呢！在琪琪催促之下,邹市敏真的跑到了厕所里去,而杨果却叉腰站了起来,很得意地仰天哈哈大笑:“哈哈,你看到我的厉害了吧？” Very funny performance, is child's general logic trend, in two adults' deduction and one may under person's girl's instruction, be develops the interest to come up in great numbers and from all sides unexpectedly, becomes scene that this issue of program also lost face finally. 很滑稽的表演,本来是孩子一般的逻辑走向,在两个大人的演绎、一个可人的女孩的指导之下,竟然也是演得趣味横生,成了这期节目最后也出彩的镜头。 Naturally, the time early, after the program group has not sent tomorrow morning centralized duty card, Zou Shimin also brought Xuanxuan to go home to rest. 当然,时间不早了,节目组送来了明早集中的任务卡之后,邹市敏也带着轩轩回家休息了。 ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
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