MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1331: Pit father's young miss

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„I like here!” little girl sits on the bed, depends upon on father's thigh, narrows the eye satisfied, on the face is blooming the smiling face saying that „quite comfortable!” “我喜欢这里！”小姑娘坐在炕上,依靠在爸爸的大腿上,惬意地眯着眼睛,脸上绽放着笑容说道,“好舒服呀！” Not? Compared to the Mt. Huoyan warm environment, the tree shade and sight of green that here grapevine brings, the cool breeze blows gently, simply is the heaven on earth! 可不是吗？相比起火焰山热烘烘的环境,这儿葡萄藤带来的树荫和绿意,凉风习习,简直是人间天堂啊！ Qiqi has taken off the sun-screening clothes, the faint yellow small skirt is cool, is very comfortable, but exposed to the sun small cheek blushing of slightly a moment ago, now has not dissipated. 琪琪已经脱掉了防晒衣,淡黄色的小裙子清清凉凉的,很舒适,但刚才晒得小脸蛋的微微红晕,现在还没消散。 At this time, had the staff to come up many wooden scoop Bo Rouhou watermelons, glowing red, looked that specially was delicious! Xuanxuan and mini porch glistening two young gluttons look look at steadily, Yang Guo also hears own daughter to swallow the saliva. 这时候,有工作人员上来了好多块瓢薄肉厚的西瓜,红彤彤的,一看就特别香甜可口！轩轩和mini轩皓皓两个小吃货看得目不转睛,杨果也听到自己的女儿咽了咽口水。 Summer, icy cold and pleasantly sweet watermelon absolutely is on the good solution hot weather effective prescription! Had eaten showing off such like a moment ago the village head, everybody wanted to be about to make chewing motions impatiently greatly! 炎炎夏日,冰凉凉、甜丝丝的西瓜绝对是上上佳的解暑良方！就像刚才村长吃了一口夸耀的那样,大家都迫不及待地想要大快朵颐了！ „To eat?” Village head eats, while the enticement asked. “想吃吧？”村长一边吃,一边诱惑地问道。 Naturally wants to eat, this also with asking? But the fathers experienced two journeys, understands that the free lunch, the watermelon has not been placed in the front, they are aloof. Ahem, will not be simple! 当然想吃,这还用问？可是爸爸们经历了两次旅程,都明白没有免费的午餐,西瓜摆在面前,他们都无动于衷。哼哼,才不会那么简单！ „Then?” Hu Jun he he is sneering, asked. “然后呢？”胡钧呵呵地冷笑着,问道。 „So to be how discrete?” The village head has smiled, everybody the light like the first issue is not thinking eats delicious. “怎么都那么谨慎？”村长笑了起来,大家都不像第一期那样光想着吃好吃的了。 „Your definitely at heart surface is suppressing the matter!” Lin Yongjian said with a smile, he with Hu Jun was the veteran, the age present was older than the people, did not fear that selected( accent) to fight( play) slightly a village head. “你肯定心里面憋着事！”林永建笑道,他跟胡钧都是老资格了,年纪比在座的人都大,不怕稍微挑（调）战（戏）一下村长。 Yang Guo they Ha Ha have smiled, everybody had already familiarized the repertoire of program group. The children do not understand what is heard, or has not paid attention to the fathers in saying anything, but also the eye check is staring at the watermelon on tabletop! 杨果他们都哈哈地笑了起来,大伙儿早就摸透了节目组的套路。只是,孩子们听不明白,或者说没有关注爸爸们在说啥,还都眼勾勾地盯着桌面上的西瓜呢！ Originally, these watermelons, then choose the stage prop of house! The game rule is very simple, in the club country variety show can see frequently, has eaten the watermelon, then puts out the melon seed, must stick on the face. 原来,这些西瓜,都是接下来选房子的道具！游戏规则很简单,棒子国综艺节目里经常能够见过的,吃了西瓜,然后吐出瓜籽,要粘到脸上。 But truly compare, does not stick the tackless to obtain, but is within three minutes, who sticks many! The child can help, but Sir children cannot use the hand! After the conclusion, the melon seed on that father face were most, can choose the house first. 但真正要比的,不是粘不粘得到,而是三分钟之内,谁粘得更多！孩子可以帮忙,但大人孩子都不能用手！结束后,那个爸爸脸上的瓜籽最多,就可以先选房子。 Also with saying what? For the house, fights! 还用说什么？为了房子,战斗起来吧！ „No wonder this watermelon that many seeds!” In the Yang Guo heart spits trough secretly, he competition, is not confessing with the daughter anxiously first, said: „Qiqi, you want to eat watermelon to eat, but is careful, west this melon seed do not eat!” “难怪这西瓜那么多籽！”杨果心中暗暗吐槽一番,他不急着比赛,先跟女儿交代一番,说道:“琪琪,你想吃西瓜就吃吧,不过要小心,这个西瓜籽不要吃下去哦！” „Papa do you want me to help?” little girl asked eagerly. “粑粑你要我帮忙吗？”小姑娘跃跃欲试地问道。 The Qiqi heart is good, but this watermelon too many seeds, Yang Guo too does not want to make little girl divert attention, she first time eats( watermelon that many seeds the watermelons in city sell mostly is seedless), moreover Yang Guo has not helped her select. 琪琪心地挺好的,不过这个西瓜太多籽,杨果不太想让小姑娘分心,她还是第一次吃那么多籽的西瓜（城市里卖的西瓜大多都是无籽的）,而且杨果还没帮她挑。 After confessing the good daughter, Yang Guo started to raise head to eat the watermelon, the collection has sufficed the western melon seed, then same has spat with the fountain. 交代好女儿后,杨果开始仰着头吃西瓜,收集够了西瓜籽,然后就跟喷泉一样吐了出来。 Even if Yang Guo, the western melon seed that he does not handle spits randomly to fly after the mouth, but eats many of quick, one time spitting in him well, sticks on the face also has many. 纵然是杨果,他也搞不定从嘴巴里吐出来后乱飞的西瓜籽,但好在他吃得快、一次性吐的多,粘在脸上的也有不少。 Overtook! In the Yang Guo heart secretly rejoices, are not many thinks that hurries to continue to eat the watermelon to spit the melon seed. 追上了！杨果心中暗喜,不多想,赶紧继续吃西瓜吐瓜籽。 Side, Qiqi also finally satisfactory ate the watermelon, little girl was very tasteful, has gnawed the melon meat part of watermelon not west melon seed cautiously, then the small mouth small mouth place ate. 身边,琪琪也终于美美地吃上了西瓜,小姑娘还挺讲究,小心翼翼地啃了西瓜没有西瓜籽的瓜肉部分,然后再小口小口地吃起来。 This watermelon were more than other day the good Daussy melon seed that ate in Fujian, but this did not hinder the quality of watermelon, ultra sweet, obtained the sand sweetly! Qiqi west the melon seed will spit on, throws away, while eats beams with joy, is specially satisfied. 这个西瓜比上回在闽省吃的多了好多西瓜籽,可是这也不妨碍西瓜的质量,超甜,甜得出沙了！琪琪一边将西瓜籽吐到手上,扔开,一边吃得眉开眼笑,特别满足。 However, peacefully and young virtuous young woman with Qiqi is equally different, other children and fathers fought in one, that was the saliva flies, the melon meat to fling horizontally randomly, seemed life hundred condition plays, each father's cheek was horrible to look. 不过,跟琪琪这边安安静静地跟小淑女一样不同,其他孩子们都和爸爸们战斗在了一块,那可是唾沫横飞、瓜肉乱甩,好似一出人生百态戏,每个老爸的脸蛋都惨不忍睹。 Qiqi has eaten a while, noticed that clamoring, little girl turned the head to look at the little friends, discovered that they were busy spitting „saliva” toward their father face on! 琪琪吃了一会儿,才留意到身边的喧哗,小姑娘转头看了看小伙伴们,发现他们都忙着往自己爸爸脸上吐“口水”！ „Is this is doing?” Qiqi stands curiously, in hand also grabs the watermelon that a piece had not finished eating, looked at one swayingly. “这是在干什么呢？”琪琪好奇地站起来,手里还抓着一片没吃完的西瓜,晃晃悠悠地去看了一眼。 „!” little girl had a scare, do these uncles become that ugly? Or disgusting, on the face holds to west a big pile the melon seed, looks lets person creepy feeling. “呀！”小姑娘被吓了一跳,这些伯伯们怎么都变得那么难看？或者说恶心吧,脸上粘着一大堆西瓜籽,看着就让人头皮发麻。 Qiqi turns head to hide toward the father there, little girl really suddenly accepts cannot! 琪琪扭头就往爸爸那儿躲去,小姑娘实在是一时间接受不能！ „! Papa, you how?” But, turns the head, little girl is a scream. “啊！粑粑,你怎么了？”可是,一转头,小姑娘又是一声尖叫。 How did Papa also turn into this kind of appearance? 怎么粑粑也变成了这样一副模样？ It seems like that the kid has looked at watermelon to be mouth-watering a moment ago, has not paid attention to the village head to say anything! 看来,刚才小家伙一直看着西瓜流口水,都没有注意村长说了一些什么呢！ little girl had a scare first, wants to escape subconsciously, but, she responded quickly this is own father! 小姑娘先是吓了一跳,下意识地想要逃跑,可是,她很快反应过来这是自己的爸爸啊！ Must save the father! little girl worried at heart, she one throws toward side the watermelon, then two small hands with shrinking the cat web of claw same have been patting on the face carelessly, sweeps on the father face the melon seed horizontally to fly, she also turns head to close the eye at the same time, the scream again and again. 要救爸爸！小姑娘心里着急了起来,她将西瓜往旁边一扔,然后两只小手跟缩了爪子的猫蹼一样胡乱地在脸上拍着,扫得爸爸脸上瓜籽横飞,她还扭头到一边闭上眼睛,尖叫连连。 Can look, little girl first time contacts father such fearful side, at heart is contradiction how. 看得出来,小姑娘第一次接触爸爸这么可怕的一面,心里是多么的抵触。 But, Yang Guo accumulated the quick two minutes of melon seeds sweeping by Qiqi laboriously falls on the place. 可是,杨果辛辛苦苦攒了快两分钟的瓜籽就被琪琪给扫落在地。 Said probably is very long, but also occurred in the flash, Yang Guo has not responded, when he does not know whether to laugh or cry holds daughter's small hand, on the face was quick and mirror is equally clean! 说的好像很久,但也就发生在一瞬之间,就连杨果都没有反应过来,等他哭笑不得地抓住女儿的小手,脸上都快跟镜子一样干净了！ This, the audiences some expect to be inferior, 这一幕,观众们都有些所料不及, Yang Guo somewhat is depressed, but Qiqi saw the father cheek to be also clean, she gripped the Yang Guo bosom fiercely, said joyfully: „Papa, you have not fallen ill, I scared.” 杨果都有些郁闷,但琪琪看见爸爸脸蛋又干净了,她猛地扎进杨果的怀里,喜悦地说道:“粑粑,你没有生病,我都吓坏了。” Really a young fool! Yang Guo has again colored time, explained to Qiqi this is any matter. 真是一个小傻瓜！杨果只好再花了一点时间,跟琪琪解释了一下这是什么一回事。 „Father has not fallen ill, our is playing the game! Quick, spits the father face to come up the melon seed, otherwise, we must live in the worst house today!” Yang Guo has rubbed daughter's head, said with a smile. “爸爸没生病,咱们这是在玩游戏呢！快,把瓜籽吐到爸爸脸上来,不然,咱们今天就要住最差的房子了！”杨果揉了揉女儿的脑袋,笑道。 Qiqi had discovered at this time he has made a big Wulong, but also own father pit. She is red the cheek, hurries to help the father complete the game together. 琪琪这时候才发现了自己闹了一个大大的乌龙,还把自己的老爸坑了。她红着脸蛋,赶紧帮爸爸一起完成游戏。 Finally dozens seconds, Yang Guo very much diligently, in gulps eats the watermelon, then west the melon seed will spit to stick on the face. Yang Guo, suddenly, a small head has been collecting diligently. 最后几十秒,杨果可是很努力,大口大口地吃西瓜,然后将西瓜籽吐出来粘在脸上。杨果在努力着呢,忽然,一个小脑袋凑了过来。 Is Qiqi, the small mouth of little girl honk, the cheek helps to tap a drum lightly the drum. 是琪琪,小姑娘的小嘴巴嘟着,腮帮有点鼓鼓的。 Un? Can't? Wait / Etc.! 嗯？不会吧？等等！ Yang Guo had not shouted with enough time that one line sticks the greasy watermelon juice to fall in torrents from own bridge of the nose and eye place above, Qiqi was linking the melon meat and melon seed has gotten so far as on father's face. 杨果还没来得及喊,一行粘腻的西瓜汁从自己鼻梁、眼睛上方倾泻而下,琪琪连着瓜肉和瓜籽都弄到了爸爸的脸上。 Can this game also play? Yang Guo wants to cry unable. 这游戏还能玩吗？杨果欲哭不能。 ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
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