MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1310: Pitiful small fat porch

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Is the Olympics champion, although plays the game, Zou Shimin also displayed formidable achievement to want / to look at and struggling spirit. 到底是奥运会冠军,尽管玩游戏而已,邹市敏也表现出了强大的获胜欲/望和拼搏精神。 Therefore, pitiful small fat porch has met with a disaster, he throws down in the mires, is hoping pitifully the father can hold his, finally, the Zou Shimin step on step on step on treads the putty to fly, has not stopped the meaning of footsteps. 于是,可怜的小胖轩就遭殃了,他自己摔倒在泥潭中间,可怜巴巴地盼望着爸爸能够扶他一把,结果,邹市敏蹬蹬蹬地踏泥飞过,都没有停下脚步的意思。 He broke through from the son, the slippery shovel that but also in a soccer field could see, making the people look dumbfoundedly, this where is no matter victory and loss? This has been at cost of the life! 他从儿子身边冲过,还来了一个足球场上才看得到的滑铲,让人们看得目瞪口呆,这哪里是不管输赢？这是拼了老命啊！ Because moreover, Zou Shimin is extremely fierce the mud splash that causes, is similar to the bullet of gatling gun, has swept toward the small fat porch, does not have any might, but also frightens the small fat porch unbearably! 不仅如此,那因为邹市敏太过勇猛而导致的泥浆飞溅,如同加特林机枪的子弹般,朝小胖轩扫了过来,没啥威力,可是也把小胖轩吓得够呛！ The program group specially is listless badly, here used the slow motion, Xuanxuan that moment expression, astonished, shut out, fear, puzzled and uncomfortable, five senses mixed Chen, was makes the person smile the belly cramp simply. 节目组还特别蔫坏,在这里用上了慢镜头,轩轩那一刻的表情,惊愕、嫌弃、害怕、不解、难受,五味杂陈,简直是让人笑到肚子抽筋。 The small fat porch wants to cry but have no tears, wants to hold the long T-shirt the wiping the face egg, but, he was splashed putty, the T-shirt is blacker than the cheek! 小胖轩欲哭无泪,想捧起长长的T恤来擦擦脸蛋,可是,他被溅了一身泥,T恤比脸蛋还要黑呢！ „Goes back quickly! Goes back quickly!” The pomegranate elder sister cannot bear the happy expression, was calling directs Xuanxuan to make him go back the beginning to help the father. “快回去！快回去！”石榴姐忍不住笑意,吆喝着指挥轩轩让他回去起点帮爸爸。 But the small fat porch motion difficulty, oneself are also languid, has the difficulty to ask the Sir to help, therefore sees only him to put on a long face, turns around to beg to the photographer: „You hug me to go back, is good?” 但小胖轩行动困难,自己也是懒洋洋的,一有困难就想找大人帮忙,所以只见他哭丧着脸,转身冲着摄影师乞求道:“你抱我回去,好不好？” The small milk sound is soft, making the person love dearly, meaning that but, the photographer has not helped, must depend on itself! 小奶音还软绵绵的,让人十分心疼,只不过,摄影师是没有帮忙的意思,一切都要靠自己啊！ However, small fat porch, although will rely on the Sir frequently, frequently the noisy small temperament, however his disposition is good, can be strong. 不过,小胖轩虽然经常会依赖大人,经常闹小脾气,但是他的性格还是不错的,能够自己坚强起来。 With the lapse of time, the competition was getting more and more intense, Yang Guo invests with other fathers and children, was crying out in side, then the layman pretended to an expert is giving the instruction opinion. 随着时间的推移,比赛越来越紧张了,杨果跟其他老爸、孩子们都非常投入,在旁边呐喊着,然后外行充内行地给着指导意见。 „Zou elder brother, do not worry, slow, succeeds by sheer force of numbers, more than a time transport!” Yang Guo are anxious unceasingly stamps one's foot. “邹哥,不要那么着急,慢点,以量取胜,一次多运一些！”杨果自己都急得不断跳脚呢。 „Xuanxuan refuels! Xuanxuan refuels!” Qiqi as the team leader of small cheering squad, leading Kangkang and one also to have big Jun on boundary ridge between fields, is refueling for own little friend together. “轩轩加油！轩轩加油！”琪琪作为小拉拉队的队长,带着康康、諾一还有田埂上的大俊,一起为自己的小伙伴加油着。 Truly was infected by the atmosphere greatly handsome, invests very much, but, his innermost feelings are very vigilant, even if were infected is not willing to go down the boundary ridge between fields. 大俊确实是受到气氛感染,很投入,只不过,他内心还是很警惕,就算被感染也不愿意走下田埂。 Instead is the small fat porch in field draws the attention of everyone, although runs likely the small flying pig, but he truly got rid had shut out and mood of fear a moment ago, followed own father. 反而是场上的小胖轩让人们眼睛一亮,虽然奔跑起来像小飞猪,但他确实是抛弃了刚才自己嫌弃和害怕的情绪,跟着自己的老爸跑了起来。 Was a pity that Zou Shimin has not won finally, to such that Yang Guo said that he flushed fiercely, has not transported to how much silt. 只是可惜,邹市敏最终没有获得胜利,就跟杨果说的那样,他冲得太猛了,并没有运到多少淤泥。 However, Zou Shimin had not regretted very much that instead he was very happy, because this small fat porch not because again lost has kicked up a fuss. He forgot to compete probably this matter! 不过,邹市敏并没有很惋惜,反而他还很高兴,因为这一次小胖轩没有再因为自己输了就大吵大闹。他好像忘了比赛这回事呢！ Naturally, Qiqi also has the merit! After Xuanxuan comes back, little girl giggle has raised up the thumb before the little friend, said: „Xuanxuan, you run really quickly, your Papa also ultra handsome!” 当然,琪琪也有功劳！轩轩回来之后,小姑娘咯咯地在小伙伴面前竖起了大拇指,说道:“轩轩,你跑得真快,还有你粑粑也超帅的！” Qiqi said Zou Shimin handsome, because of the movement of Zou Shimin that slippery shovel, a little looks like the diving, but is very fierce, at that time ringside several children were scream! 琪琪说邹市敏帅,是因为邹市敏那个滑铲的动作,有点像跳水,但很勇猛,当时场边几个孩子都是尖叫起来了呢！ Elder sister's praise, lets Xuanxuan immediately the happy heart full house, holds father's hand to smile silly, but also a little small shy! 姐姐的夸奖,让轩轩顿时幸福感爆棚,拉着自己爸爸的手傻乎乎地笑着,还有点小羞涩呢！ However, in the field of father team the superiority is not really big, Hu Jun of second going on stage also lost. 不过,爸爸队的场上优势真的不大,第二个上场的胡钧也输了。 Lost did not have anything to be good to complain that although Kang Zong aloof stood on one side to the pomegranate elder sister and little friend makes faces, but also was throwing mud „sexually harassing” cameraman, biological father anything has not supported to oneself, although Hu Jun also very much went all out, regarded itself African these tops in the match the black person aunt of high big jar, on the head has been building the high silt also to come to the end point, this lost is sincerely convinced. 输了也没啥好抱怨的,虽然康总高冷地站在一边冲石榴姐和小伙伴做鬼脸,还扔着泥巴“调戏”摄像师,没给自己亲爹什么支持,虽然胡钧也很卖力,不过在对手把自己当成了非洲那些顶着高高的大瓶子的黑人大妈,脑袋上垒了高高的淤泥还能走到终点,这输得心服口服。 Then, who can strive to turn the tide? The father team lost 2 : 0! 接下来,谁能力挽狂澜呢？爸爸队输了个二比零呢！ Actually Yang Guo these time does not worry, because previous has won one time, these makes the villagers friend win one well. 其实杨果这一次并不着急了,因为上一场已经赢了一次,这一场让一让村民朋友赢一场也不错。 Lin Yongjian to encourage the son, has torn off the coat, has met the third stick willingly. 林永建为了激励儿子,拔下了上衣,自告奋勇地接了第三棒。 „Greatly handsome, your father went on stage, do you want also to help your father?” The village head attempts to urge greatly handsome. “大俊,你爸爸上场了,你要不要也去帮帮你爸爸？”村长尝试着劝一下大俊。 But, cleanliness mental issue is not a short time can restrain. Shakes the head greatly handsome is not willing, a moment ago flood the smiling face, immediately received now. 可是,洁癖这个心理问题不是一时半会儿就能克制的。大俊摇头不肯下,刚才泛起的笑容,现在马上就收了回去。 The village head is forced to give up, he asked one, asked that he is willing to help the greatly handsome father. 村长只好作罢,他去问諾一,问他愿不愿意去帮助大俊的爸爸。 „That, good!” Grabs the arm of village head to reply very much warm-heartedly, but he spoke the time always to make people feel that the look moved fast very much, object who does not look at the speech. “那,那好吧！”諾一抓着村长的胳膊很热心地回答,只是他说话时候总让人感觉眼神很飘忽,都不看着说话的对象。 Lin Yongjian stands in the end point, sees the son very much reluctantly, has not brought the eyeglasses, he very small eyes narrowed the seam. This gave people sad feeling, the scene of program group catches this lightly very much accurately. 林永建站在终点,很无奈地看着儿子,没带眼镜,他本来很小的眼睛都眯成了缝。这更加给人一种淡淡地感伤的感觉,节目组的镜头很准确地捕捉到了这一幕。 A past has helped, he helps very much earnestly, is very warm, oneself threw down several times, but also sway crawls, forces in the mud with Lin Yongjian his pants pocket. 諾一过去帮忙了,他很认真地帮忙,也很热情,自己摔倒了好几次,还摇摇晃晃地爬起来,跟着林永建将泥巴塞进他的裤兜里。 „Wait / Etc., I have!” One must resemble anxiously is the participating lead. “等等,我还有！”諾一急得好像自己才是参赛的主角。 Lin Yongjian went all out very much, has installed, ran fast, but his pants were not very powerful, in heavy the mud by the pants pocket was being fallen, soon fell. 林永建很卖力,装了很多,跑得飞快,但他的裤子不是很给力,被裤兜里沉甸甸的泥巴坠着,都快要掉下来了。 „Teacher Lin, pants! Pants!” The before fathers in ringside smile , after bending down supine, “林老师,裤子！裤子！”场边的爸爸们都笑得前俯后仰, Pomegranate elder sisters cannot bear smile, remind: „Pants can fall, careful!” 就连石榴姐都忍不住去笑着,提醒道:“裤子会掉,小心点！” But where can Lin Yongjian attend to the pants? He was at cost of the life to fill the mud, but also took the hat the head to screw on to oneself, was protecting the head, was also holding one group of mud, ran not to have the means to care about own pants. 但林永建哪里顾得上裤子啊？他拼了老命塞泥巴,还拿着帽子给自己脑袋上扣了许多,一手护着脑袋,一手还抱着一团泥巴,跑起来都没有办法顾及自己的裤子。 Looks at that pants half hidden half presently, the audiences are Lin Yongjian worried, for fear that really will fall. Mainly was Lin Yongjian falls anything not to be unattractive, otherwise, exchanged Yang Guo, it is estimated that many audiences were crying out: „Falls, falls!” 瞧那裤子都半隐半现的,观众们都为林永建捏了一把汗,生怕会真的掉下来了。主要是林永建掉了没啥好看的,不然,换上杨果,估计有很多观众都在呐喊着:“掉下来,掉下来！” The ringside, the front two fathers have become the clay figurine, on body upper eyelid dark, probably must fight, but spreading the serviceman of camouflage paint. 场边,前面两个爸爸都成了泥人,身上脸上都黑乎乎的,好像要去战斗而涂上迷彩的军人。 Careful Hu Jun noted nearby big Jun, has kidded around with him intentionally, the mud was pounding mutually, Hu Jun was also wiping toward greatly Jun on with the dirty hand. 细心的胡钧注意到了旁边的大俊,故意跟他嬉闹了起来,泥巴相互砸着,胡钧还用自己脏兮兮的手往大俊身上抹着。 The greatly handsome this chapter has not made a tearful scene, has played with Hu Jun, but also smiles very happily, the laughter attracted a while the Qiqi attention. 大俊这回没有哭闹,也跟胡钧玩了起来,还笑得很开心,笑声把琪琪的注意力都吸引了过去一会儿。 But is greatly handsome not to want, Qiqi wants to hold the hand of good friend to him the courage, is handsome is very vigilant, the Sir has that idea, his oneself shrank. 但大俊还是没有愿意下来,琪琪都想去牵着自己好朋友的手给他勇气,可是大俊很警惕,大人一有那个想法,他就自己缩了起来。 At this time, Lin Yongjian finally has completed the game, no one has favored him, after all front Lin Yongjian is the game black hole, but, he won unexpectedly! 就在这个时候,林永建终于完成了游戏,谁也没看好他,毕竟前面林永建都是游戏黑洞,可是,他居然赢了！ Won really! Lin Yongjian by super goes all out not to want the manner of pants, has defeated the success proud villagers team! 真的赢了！林永建以超级拼命不要裤子的态度,打败了战绩骄人的村民队！ „!” The fathers and children in abundance applauded to cheer. “耶！”爸爸、孩子们都纷纷鼓起了掌欢呼起来。 But Lin Yongjian displays rarely excitedly, with clay figurine same him, stands side the village head, is brandishing the arm, probably he won the championship of world boxing champion competition, is insolent and charming! 而林永建难得表现得兴奋,跟泥人一样的他,站在村长身边,挥舞着胳膊,好像他获得了世界拳王争霸赛的冠军一样,张狂而且帅气！ ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
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