MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1263: In the gate jumps out the pomegranate elder sister

LNMTL needs user funding to survive Read More

The fathers left...... the children pull mutually, or is holding own suitcase, looks at the direction that the bus is leaving moved. 老爸们都离开了……孩子们互相牵着手,或者扶着自己的行李箱,怅然若失地望着大巴离开的方向。 At this time stood to assemble children's attention on the village head! 这时候就得村长站出来调集一下孩子们的注意力啦！ „Good, everybody!” The village head points at behind that giant Tulou to say with the children with a smile that „everybody looks at this building, is the building that we must live in today. You know that it does name?” “好啦,大家！”村长笑着跟孩子们指着身后的那一座巨大的土楼说道,“大家看一下这个楼,就是我们今天要住的楼。你们知道它叫什么名字吗？” „Tulou!” Because Xuanxuan a moment ago on the vehicle the father has said Tulou noun to him, therefore shouts very much definite. “土楼！”轩轩因为刚才在车上的时候爸爸跟他说过土楼这个名词,所以很确定喊道。 „Tulou!” Also has other children not to show weakness greatly handsome, follows close on is replying. “土楼！”大俊还有其他孩子也不示弱,紧跟着回答道。 „On that has three characters!” The village head prompts to say. “那上面有三个字！”村长提示道。 But several children were silent! Perhaps Kangkang knows, but he needs to identify a while, after all the above character is the calligraphy writes. Qiqi knows the character, looked at „the spring expensive building” three characters, but she does not want to speak now, eye also red! 但几个孩子都沉默了！康康或许知道,但他需要辨认一会儿,毕竟上面的字是书法写出来的。琪琪认识字,一眼就看出来了“春贵楼”三个字,但是她现在不想说话,眼睛还红红的呢！ No one has thought that one has opened the mouth unexpectedly, he also very much firmly said: „Above, above writes, black bear hole!” This child, the thought jumps is jumping, passed through at the scene of Journey to the West! 谁也没想到,諾一居然开口了,他还很坚定地说道:“上面,上面写着,哦,黑熊洞！”这孩子,思维跳着跳着,又穿越到了西游记的场景中去了！ What? Qiqi was blurry, she is holding the secondary rainbow hand, but another grabs the hand of suitcase unable to bear let loose, flexure own head, had the doubts to look to the village head. Was recognizes the wrong character really? 什么？琪琪迷糊了,她牵着霓娜的手,而另一只抓着行李箱的手忍不住放开来,挠了挠自己的脑袋,有疑惑地看向了村长。真的是自己认错字了吗？ „Black bear hole?” Village head Li Rui greatly was also opened by a brain hole for shocking. “黑熊洞？”村长李瑞也被諾一的脑洞大开给震惊了。 He said with a smile: „In front of everybody said right, this is a Tulou, then this is inside very attractive one, its name is spring the expensive building!” 他笑道:“大家前面说的没错,这就是土楼,然后这是里边很漂亮的一座,它的名字叫做春贵楼！” Qiqi heard, gasped for breath very much obviously. Fortunately, oneself have not admitted mistakes. 琪琪听到了,很明显地喘了一口气。还好,自己没有认错。 „We, must live in this today, is good?” The village head said with a smile that „we look advanced.” “我们今天呢,就要住在这里面,好不好？”村长笑着说道,“我们先进去看一看。” The children in abundance nodded, but Jun also called out greatly: „Village head, but the gate is closing!” 孩子们都纷纷点了点头,不过大俊又叫道:“村长,可是门关着的！” „Is gate closing? Do you make inside person open the door?” The village head said with a smile, but he did not have the meaning that a point must go forward, smiles mystically, joining hands behind the back stood in behind. “门关着？那你们让里面的人开门吧？”村长笑道,可是他没有一点要上前的意思,神秘地笑着,背着手站在后面。 „Opens the door, opens the door quickly!” Several children in abundance encircle to the big wooden door entrance, some knock at the door, some took the big iron hoop to knock, „do not have a long lazy sleep, opened the door to us quickly!” “开门,快开门！”几个小朋友们都纷纷围到大木门门口,有的拍门,有的拿着大铁环敲了起来,“别睡懒觉啦,快给我们开门！” Passed through inserting funny dialog, on the Qiqi face has shown the beautiful smiling face, she did not have to continue to immerse again after the father left in the middle of uncomfortable mood. Instead, because the little friends shouted together the gate shouted gets a grip, Qiqi also eagerly was involved. 经过了諾一的插科打诨,琪琪脸上又露出了美丽的笑容,她没有再继续沉浸在爸爸离开后难受的情绪当中。反而,因为小伙伴们一起喊门喊得那么得劲,琪琪也跃跃欲试地参与到其中。 Saw only her to trade the left hand secondary rainbow, the body also has pushed then, the right hand drew the iron hoop to pat the racket to make noise. 只见她将霓娜换到了左手,然后身体也挤了上去,右手拉着铁环拍拍作响。 „It is not, is not, should call like this!” The Qiqi big eye smiled the crescent moon, she giggle said with a smile. “不是,不是,应该这样叫！”琪琪大眼睛都笑成了月牙,她咯咯地笑道。 Qiqi inspired, the lifelike geoscience said: „Opens the door, opens the door! In do not hide does not make noise, I know you at home! Opens the door, opens the door! Do not hide in does not make noise, I know you at home! Opens the door, opens the door!” 琪琪吸了一口气,惟妙惟肖地学道:“开门呐,开门呐！别躲里面不出声,我知道你在家！开门呐,开门呐！别躲在里面不出声,我知道你在家！开门呐,开门开门开门呐！” The little friends have been shocked, village head was scared, the audiences smiled to spurt! 小伙伴们都震惊了,村长傻眼了,观众们都笑喷了！ Oh! Qiqi, did we purest little princess, you change cute changes the snow maternal aunt? The audiences were changed by Qiqi this suddenly, making not to know how to reach an agreement! 哎哟呐！琪琪,我们最最可爱最最纯真的小公主,你咋摇身一变变雪姨了呢？观众们被琪琪这一个骤然变化,给弄得都不知道怎么说好了！ However, this has not ended, under lead of Qiqi, Xuanxuan and one, is greatly handsome, all joined in the shouting gate formation of this snow maternal aunt version. 不过,这还没完,在琪琪的带动下,轩轩、諾一、大俊,全都加入到了这个雪姨版的喊门队列中。 Behind, in the second formation sits on the baggage box Kangkang of aloof is a little also eager to try, but, sees the scene to coming, he mouth turned head including the happy expression one side. 后面,第二队列里坐在行李箱子上高冷的康康也有点跃跃欲试,不过,看到镜头对过来,他又嘴含笑意地扭头到了一边。 Secondary rainbow in third formation does not know when has been separated from elder sister's connecting rod, she not only did not have so to be a moment ago shy, because instead probably saw the elder sisters and elder brothers that had the rhythm the cheerful shouting gate, oneself inexplicably became very excited, was brandishing the small hand, vibrated with the rhythm, is glad the mouth unable to close up. 第三队列里的霓娜不知道什么时候脱离了姐姐的牵手,她不但没有刚才那么羞涩,反而好像因为看到了姐姐和哥哥们那有节奏又欢快的喊门,自己莫名变得很兴奋,挥舞着小手,跟着节奏抖动,乐得嘴巴也合不拢。 Suddenly, only heard the sound of front door following door bolt, the children frightens immediately stopped clamoring, but also hurried to loosen has been drawing the iron hoop and is patting the hand of shutter. 忽然,只听到大门后面一个拉门栓的声音,孩子们吓得立刻停止了喧哗,还赶紧地松开了拉着铁环和拍着门板的手。 „” Only hears the sound that a front door draws, the giant wooden door, was shutting a moment ago also tightly the wooden door has pulled open a dozens centimeters crack in a door, a full head ties up to burn the sending volume and mouth of hair to hold in the mouth the candy cane and body to put on the night clothes and expression also ominous woman to collect to raise one's head. “吱呀”只听到一声大门拉动的声响,巨大的木门,刚才还紧闭着的木门拉开了一条几十公分的门缝,一个满脑袋绑着烫头发的发卷、嘴里叼着棒棒糖、身上穿着睡衣、表情还凶巴巴的女人凑出了头来。 ! All children frighten stagger. 呃！所有的小孩都吓得一踉跄。 Person who not suddenly appeared frightens, but by the expression of that woman frightening! 不是被忽然出现的人吓的,而是被那个女人的表情给吓到了！ Qiqi has held on side greatly handsome elder brother's hand subconsciously, then the surface, secondary rainbow also dumbfoundedly looks that this looks like very strange woman, she held the Qiqi skirt from behind, wants to hide in Sister Qiqi. 琪琪下意识地拉住了旁边大俊哥哥的手,而后面,霓娜也目瞪口呆地看着这位看起来很奇怪的女人,她从后面抓住了琪琪的裙子,想躲在琪琪姐姐的身后。 „Who!” “谁啊！” „Does?” “干嘛啊？” „Who are you?” “你们是谁啊？” „What door knocks?” “敲什么门啊？” Which first quarter perhaps this is the father goes to the present, first time presents so „arbitrarily” honored guest? Even if can 12 Ji fathers Qiqi that which plot goes to know by heart, has not experienced such scene. Moreover matter that the father does not have in the side, Qiqi is at this moment good to want the father! 这恐怕是爸爸去哪儿第一季到现在,第一次出现如此“蛮横”的嘉宾了吧？就算是能够将12季爸爸去哪儿的剧情倒背如流的琪琪,也没有见识过这样的场景。而且还是爸爸不在身边发生的事情,琪琪此刻好想要爸爸！ Yuan Jone pill, the 1980s to the present is very famous Port city actress, in the past she selected that in Qiuxiang played in movie Tang Bohu of star master „peerless grace and talent, ten thousand people of shocking pomegranate elder sisters” image extremely struck root in the hearts of the people, therefore everybody shouted her the pomegranate elder sister kindly. 苑琼丹,上个世纪八十年代到现在都是非常有名的港城女演员,当年她在星爷的电影唐伯虎点秋香里饰演的那位“风华绝代,万人惊艳的石榴姐”形象太过深入人心,所以大家都亲切地喊她石榴姐。 However, the image that this chapter of pomegranate elder sister has is actually another movie of star master, another role fixed rent for farmland woman of Port city star! She just presented time, audiences first are shocking, has laughed then. 不过,这回石榴姐出现的形象却是星爷的另一部电影,另一个港城明星的角色包租婆！她刚出现的时候,观众们先是震惊,然后就爆笑了起来。 „Oh, I drop mother! Which dramatic team does the father go to obtain her? However, pomegranate elder sister also is really fierce, unexpectedly, develops the fixed rent for farmland woman's overbearing taunt causticically and meanly looks like!” “哎哟,我滴妈呀！爸爸去哪儿剧组怎么请得到她？不过,石榴姐也真是厉害,居然把包租婆的霸道嘲讽、尖酸刻薄演得那么像！” But regarding the children, this was not the good news! Because, pomegranate elder sister is shouting to them. 但对于孩子们来说,这可不是什么好消息了呢！因为,石榴姐正冲着他们嚷嚷着。 Door that „just who knocked? Why knocks? Who makes you knock?” Shouting curses and calling to account that pomegranate elder sister does not take a breath, making six children ignorant the head. “刚刚谁敲的门啊？为什么敲啊？谁让你们敲的啊？”石榴姐一段不换气的叫骂和责问,让六个孩子都懵了头。 Qiqi also a little fears, but her expression actually somewhat changed, from fear, to surprised, again to the present very strange doubts. 琪琪也有点怕怕的,但她的表情却有些变化了,从害怕,到惊疑,再到现在很奇怪的疑惑。 For the time being does not discuss Qiqi, in the pomegranate elder sister's interrogation sound, hurries behind the direction greatly handsome, shouts: „Village head!” 暂且不谈琪琪,在石榴姐的质问声中,大俊赶紧指向后面,喊道:“村长！” „Who is village head?” The pomegranate elder sister was unforgiving called out, „I did not know him! Is door that who knocks?” The pomegranate elder sister spreads the purplish red lip looks like ominous, frightened Xuanxuan and one does not dare to open the sound. “村长是谁啊？”石榴姐不依不饶地叫道,“我不认识他啊！是谁敲的门啊？”石榴姐涂得紫红紫红的嘴唇看起来凶巴巴的,吓得轩轩和諾一都不敢开声了。 Hurry must look for oldest Brother Kangkang greatly handsome, wants to make him stand the help to say two. 大俊慌忙地要去找年纪最大的康康哥哥,想让他站出来帮忙说两句。 But, Kangkang sighed bewilderedly, the meaning that participates in does not have. 可是,康康却莫名其妙地叹了一口气,一点参与进来的意思都没有。 ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
To display comments and comment, click at the button