MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1246: 音痴杨果

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Right! Why doesn't want Yang Guo to sing? If goes to bathroom had not seen that then this audiences definitely at heart emit the innumerable question marks. However, has looked at the person said this is the best choice. 对啊！为什么不要杨果唱？假如是去上厕所没有看到接下来这一幕的观众们肯定心里冒出无数个问号。不过,看过的人都会表示这是最好的选择。 „Comes, we sang together!” Received with children most intimate Yang Guo naturally had the song duty, sees only him to brandish the both arms, probably directs the division, brandishes, but also while smiles to Qiqi delightedly. “来来,我们一起唱！”跟孩子们最亲近的杨果自然而然地接过了带歌的任务,只见他挥舞着双臂,好像指挥师一样,一边挥舞,还一边眉飞色舞地冲着琪琪笑。 Qiqi cheerfully is also studying the father, brandished the arm to sing. 琪琪也是乐淘淘地学着爸爸,挥舞着手臂唱了起来。 „Pig! Sheep! Where delivers goes to......” a singing sound appearance of Yang Guo, no matter Lin Yongjian sat the audiences in front of television was shocked, but captions that because the audiences the program group did wickedly, but also smiled the tears to flow.. “猪啊！羊啊！送到哪里去……”杨果的歌声一出现,不管是林永建还是坐在电视机前的观众们都愣住了,而观众们因为节目组恶搞的字幕,还笑得眼泪都流了出来。。 It is not sings not of pleasant to hear, but is Yang Guo sings, sang with Lin Yongjian a moment ago simply is the entirely different two songs! Had not seen that some people sang sing footstep such fiercely! 不是唱得不好听,而是杨果唱得,跟刚才林永建唱得简直是截然不同的两首歌！没看到有人唱歌唱走音得这么厉害呢！ However, Yang Guo has not felt this point, the children, if has a sleep, but in believing under own father's leadership of Qiqi, studied the Yang Guo accent to sing. 不过,杨果没有感觉到这一点,孩子们若有所觉,但在坚信自己爸爸的琪琪的带领之下,都学着杨果的调儿唱了起来。 „Waits, Yang Guo, your this sang was not right!” Lin Yongjian hurried to break, making Yang Guo learn from him first. “等一等,杨果,你这唱的不对！”林永建赶紧打断了,让杨果先跟他学。 „Pig, the sheep, where delivers goes ~” “猪啊,羊啊,送到哪里去~” „Pig! Sheep! Where delivers goes......” “猪啊！羊啊！送到哪里去……” Sang can also sing wrong! The audiences smiled motionless, originally has presented Yang Guo in public field of vision by the perfect man perfect father, has such sound crazy side! He is nitpicking on words very accurate, is moves does not know that was wrong the long distance to go! 跟着唱也能够唱错！观众们都笑不动了,原来一直以完美男人完美父亲出现在公众视野中的杨果,也有着这样音痴的一面！他咬字很准,就是调儿不知道错到了十万八千里去了呢！ If not the Yang Guo expression earnestly and studies with him dedicated, Lin Yongjian thought that Yang Guo was playing itself! 如果不是杨果表情认真而且专注地跟他学习,林永建都觉得杨果是不是在耍自己了！ At this time, the children in disarray sat on the chair, Qiqi was also, big Jun was the same with the devil incarnate, climbs up that to spread the bed of red blanket, drilled, wants to play to play hide-and-seek with Qiqi. 这时候,孩子们都七倒八歪地坐到了椅子上,琪琪也是,大俊更是跟混世魔王一样,爬上了那个铺着红毯的大床,钻来钻去,想跟琪琪玩捉迷藏。 „This is not good, the greatly handsome elder brother, we must rehearse!” Qiqi did not coordinate, to let return to the sofa greatly handsome. “这样不行,大俊哥哥,我们要排练啦！”琪琪的不配合,让大俊还是回到了沙发上。 All these, Lin Yongjian some sees, but, he is training Yang Guo to train vigorously, could not have attended to managing him. Yang Guo has made the audience smile has knelt down, his argument, hears and sang, forever was maintaining the Grand Canyon general huge gap, does not know really how he achieved! Moreover, looks at Yang Guo that confused little guy, is makes one be able help smiling. 这一切,林永建都有看到,不过,他正训练杨果训练得正起劲呢,没顾得上管他。杨果这边已经让观众笑得跪下了,他的那个调调,听到的和唱出来的,永远都是保持着科罗拉多大峡谷一般巨大的鸿沟,真不知道,他是怎么做到的！而且,看杨果那个迷茫的小样儿,更是令人忍俊不禁。 „Considers as finished, you do not need to sing, I teach!” Lin Yongjian to gave up finally, has the patience, but is Yang Guo is really sings the Adou holds cannot help up! “算了算了,你不用唱,我来教！”林永建到最后还是放弃了,不是没耐心,而是杨果实在是歌唱界的阿斗扶也扶不起！ Actually Yang Guo was a little self-knowledge, Fang Beibei little has not smiled his singing sound. Therefore, he has fallen back on Lin Yongjian willingly. 其实杨果也是有点自知之明,方贝贝可没少笑他的歌声。于是,他心甘情愿地退到了林永建的身后。 „Good, everybody continues to rehearse, you must listen to Uncle Lin!” Yang Guo smiles both hands to allocate was lifting lifting, said that „stands to practice the song.” “好啦,大家继续排练,你们都要听林伯伯的哦！”杨果笑着双手平摊着抬了抬,说道,“都站起来练歌。” The Qiqi also two girl and a boy compare to be obedient, was standing long time ago, but was greatly handsome and another boy is quite mischievous, first time cried out has not moved the buttocks. 琪琪还有两个女孩、一个男孩比较听话,早早就站着了,而大俊和另外一个男孩就比较调皮,第一次叫唤没有挪动屁股。 „Lin Dajun, stands.” Lin Yongjian said that at this time his expression faintly was a little discontented. “林大俊,站起来。”林永建说道,这时候他的语气就隐隐有点不满了。 „Stands, stands!” Yang Guo said with a smile. “站起来,站起来！”杨果笑着说道。 At this time, the last boy has also stood, remaining greatly was handsome! In fact, he is also wants, but, because a moment ago was almost the whole person with falling into the sofa, movement slow a point. 这时候,最后一个男孩也站了起来,就剩下大俊了！实际上,他也是想要起来的,不过,因为刚才差不多是整个人跟陷入了沙发中,动作慢了一点。 „Lin Dajun, you must play the exemplary role! Stands!” The Lin Yongjian sound became severe. Qiqi is somewhat noisy is not clear, the little girl smiling face becomes some doubts and fears, turned head to look at good friend. “林大俊,你要起表率作用！站起来！”林永建的声音变得严厉了起来。琪琪有些闹不明白,小姑娘笑容变得有些疑惑和畏惧,回头看了看身边的好朋友。 „Well, good! Is all right, is very good, stood!” Yang Guo hurries with the field, he raised up the thumb praise to say. “好好,好！没事没事,都很棒,都站起来了！”杨果赶紧和场,他竖起了大拇指表扬道。 But, Lin Yongjian and greatly handsome confrontation condition has formed, particularly Jun, his disposition is that type opens to persuasion but not to coercion greatly, Lin Yongjian more like this said that the resistance of his innermost feelings on exceed Wang. 可是,林永建和大俊的对峙状况已经形成,尤其是大俊,他性格是那种吃软不吃硬的,林永建越是这样说,他内心的抵触情绪就越汪。 Sees only greatly Jun, no matter his father said anything, oneself have played with nearby little friends, but also is waving both hands, with coming under a spell same to sway from side to side. 只见大俊不管他爹说什么,自己就跟旁边的小伙伴们玩了起来,还挥舞着双手,跟中了邪一样扭动起来。 „Hee hee, hee hee!” Side that boy also studies him, Qiqi thought amusingly, has joined the bad people running wild grinningly. “嘻嘻,嘻嘻！”旁边那个男孩也学他,琪琪觉得好玩,笑嘻嘻地加入了群魔乱舞。 „Qiqi, cannot like this! Uncle Lin was speaking, your this not politeness!” Yang Guo hurries to start to restrain from own daughter. “琪琪,不能这样哦！林伯伯在说话,你们这样不礼貌哦！”杨果赶紧从自己女儿开始约束起来。 Qiqi listened to father's words, spits the tongue not to dare to do again, but is actually greatly unforgiving handsome is making, but also has led that also a little not law-abiding child. 琪琪听了爸爸的话,吐了吐舌头就不敢再做了,但大俊却不依不饶地闹着,还带动了那个也有点不安分的孩子。 Then Lin Yongjian could not bear, shouted to clear the way fierce: „Lin Dajun! You must in this, you exit to close the confinement! I told you, tonight performs, do not develop was right? You or develop, do not develop! You leave disturb here!” 这下林永建忍不住了,厉声喝道:“林大俊！你要在这样,你就出去关禁闭！我告诉你,今天晚上就演出,你是不要演了对不对？你要不演,你就别演！你别在这里捣乱！” Immediately, the children keep silent, except for tilts the head greatly handsome, is not willing to look at each other with his father, other children feared that looks at serious Lin Yongjian. 顿时,孩子们都噤若寒蝉,除了大俊歪着头,不愿意跟他爹对视,其他孩子都怕怕地看着一脸严肃的林永建。 The Qiqi eye winked winking, the small mouth is opening surprisedly, a little worried that looks at Lin Yongjian and greatly handsome, she between two powder kegs, in heart more is not the fear, but has doubts and worry, why will have doubts Uncle Lin such to be angry she to be used to the Yang Guo good nature, was worried own good friend can be punished by his father. 琪琪眼睛眨了眨,小嘴巴惊讶地张开着,有点担忧地看着林永建和大俊,她在两个火药桶中间,心中更多的不是害怕,而是疑惑和担心,疑惑着林伯伯为什么会这么生气她习惯了杨果的好脾气,担心着自己的好朋友会不会真的被他爸爸惩罚。 Yang Guo somewhat was also worried that Jun can cry greatly, but he does not have, this child attaches importance to face, is not willing to cry before these many little friends, but his temperament is gruff, immediately then kicks the bullet hit leg, shouts annoyedly: „Chaotically what pounds? This did not call to disturb!” 杨果也有些担心大俊会不会哭出来,可是他没有,这个孩子好面子,不愿意在这么多小伙伴面前哭,但他的脾气更倔,当下便踢弹着腿,恼火地喊道:“捣什么乱啊？这不叫捣乱！” Qiqi was ignorant, she has not talked back to the father like Jun greatly! 琪琪懵了,她还没有像大俊这样跟爸爸顶嘴呢！ Lin Yongjian was immediately hot, started to blame greatly Jun, but was greatly handsome actually a little dead pig not to fear to burn, quarrelled to the wheat awn with his father needle-tip. 林永建顿时就火了,开始责怪起了大俊,而大俊却有点死猪不怕烫,跟他爹针尖对麦芒地吵了起来。 „...... You are biggest, younger sister is littler than you, others are standing, why do you sit?” “……你是最大的,妹妹比你小,人家都站着,你为什么坐着？” Qiqi attempts to go to draw in a big way handsome, but also beckoned with the hand toward Uncle Lin who be angry sits timidly, although she is a little also afraid, but little girl wants to try to break up a fight by small physique! 琪琪尝试着去把生气地坐下去的大俊拉起来,还朝林伯伯怯生生地摆了摆手,虽然她也有点害怕,但小姑娘想要凭借着自己小身板儿拉架呢！ „Snort!” Greatly handsome taking advantage of opportunity has stood, but he is not convinced, thought one quarrelled not to have the face before that many children with the father very much, then shouted to shout, „do not listen his!” “哼！”大俊顺势站了起来,但他心里不服气,更是觉得自己在那么多小朋友面前和爸爸吵起来很没面子,便嚷嚷道,“别听他的！” Got stronger and stronger! Yang Guo was supposing should say two, although this time was Lin Yongjian is teaching own son, Yang Guo thought that did not open the mouth well. 愈演愈烈了！杨果估摸着自己是不是应该说上两句,虽然这时候是林永建在教训自己的儿子,杨果自己觉得不好开口。 „Why doesn't listen my?” Lin Yongjian sees the son such innocent appearance, the air/Qi does not hit one, „has rehearsed, this is very serious, very earnest matter!” “为什么不听我的？”林永建看到儿子这么不懂事的样子,气不打一处来,“排练了,这是很严肃,很认真的事情！” „Are you a devil?” Big Jun has gone against one. This is excessive regarding this became the son! Yang Guo thought that young this excuse is unable to cover his mistake! “你是魔鬼吗？”大俊又顶了一句。这句就对于他这个当儿子的来说就非常过分了！杨果都觉得年龄小这个借口也无法掩盖他的错误！ „I am your father!” Lin Yongjian was angry shouting. “我是你爹！”林永建生气了喊道。 „,......” Greatly handsome does not know that said anything. “唔,唔……”大俊不知道说什么了。 „Greatly handsome, is greatly handsome, are we calm to be good first?” Yang Guo participated, he squats, presses the greatly handsome shoulder saying that „, no matter who is wrong to whom, we, we cannot speak to the father like this, you said that is?” “大俊,大俊,咱们先冷静一下好不好？”杨果还是参与了进来,他蹲下来,按着大俊的肩膀说道,“不管谁对谁错,咱们,咱们都不能这样跟爸爸说话,你说是不是？” Lin Yongjian at heart agitated when son that „you were the devil” said erupted, the feeling that his a little brains must explode, waved, said: „Little Yang, you accompany them to rehearse!” 林永建心里的烦躁早在儿子那句“你是魔鬼吗”说出的时候爆发了出来,他有点头脑要爆炸的感觉,挥了挥手,说道:“小杨,你陪他们排练！” Then, then panting in indignation walked. 说完,便气呼呼地走了出去。 ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
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