MIBM :: Volume #5 爸爸去哪儿

#1234: Kills doing splits of your father

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To have the delicacy the breakfast not to be easy, a small duty, that does to do splits! The soup, rice noodle and diced meat, three types of the elements of diced meat rice noodle need 11 through doing splits to obtain, moreover is one by one far! 想吃美味的早餐可没有那么容易,还有一个小任务,那就是做劈叉！汤、米粉、臊子,三种臊子米粉的元素都需要11通过劈叉来获得,而且还是一个比一个远！ „Papa, I good to eat! Yesterday that diced meat did compared with you also attractive!” Qiqi said. Yeah, the gaily colored radish and azure melon, made the person be full of the appetite from the physical appearance. “粑粑,我好想吃！那个臊子比你昨天做的还好看！”琪琪说道。可不是么,红红绿绿的萝卜、青瓜,从品相上就让人充满了食欲。 „Xuanxuan, it seems like we can only eat the soup! This is not good, this is not good, the leg is not very long!” In five fathers shortest Zou Shimin said with a smile. “轩轩,看来我们只能喝汤了！这不行,这不行,腿不够长啊！”五个老爸中最矮的邹市敏笑着说道。 But Liu Ye is actually eager to try, after all he grew a pair of longleg, although has a distance with Yang Guo, but he truly could not miss many with the Yang Guo height. 而刘晔却跃跃欲试,毕竟他是真的长了一双长腿,虽然跟杨果有一段距离,但他跟杨果的身高确实差不了多少。 Yang Guo also wants to win the sumptuous breakfast for the daughter, he entangling his Qiqi is putting, said: „Qiqi, you go to play with elder brother younger brothers! Yesterday don't you want to play with a younger brother?” 杨果也想为女儿赢得丰盛的早餐,他把缠着自己的琪琪放下来,说道:“琪琪,你去跟哥哥弟弟们玩吧！昨天你不是想跟諾一弟弟玩？” „But I want to see the father to compete!” Qiqi pursed the lips Palestine to say. “可我想看着爸爸比赛！”琪琪撅了撅嘴巴说道。 „Good, you look that the father later performs to you looks!” Yang Guo said with a smile. “好吧,那你就看着,爸爸待会表演给你看！”杨果笑道。 The Liu Ye leg is long, but discussed the supple tenacity, he was ratio Zou Shimin, after having completed the second rice noodle task, could not reach the diced meat! Therefore, the village head also especially fell the difficulty to Liu Ye, he has handled the complete set breakfast. 刘晔腿是长,不过论柔韧度,他是比不过邹市敏的,完成了第二个米粉任务之后,就够不着臊子了！为此,村长还特地地给刘晔降了难度,他才搞定了全套早餐。 Hu Jun second, Hu Jun is also tall and sturdy, the longleg steps, then has handled first two, but the third difficulty high a point, his both hands support on the ground, makes an effort to break off the both legs. „Ka”, kicking was kicks, but felt that the crotch pulled anything, his both legs clamped, was calling a while at the same time vivaciously. 胡钧第二个来,胡钧也是人高马大的,长腿一迈,便搞定了前两个,但第三个难度高了一点,他双手撑在地上,使劲地一掰双腿。“咔”,踢是踢到了,但感觉胯下扯到了什么,他双腿夹着手,在一边蹦蹦跳跳地叫了一会儿。 Liu Ye has not forgotten to make up the blade, said with a smile loudly: „Finally that he affirmed lie!” 刘晔还不忘补刀,笑着大声说道:“最后那一下,他肯定趔着了！” Heard Uncle Hu's pitiful yell, the Qiqi fear had run over, holds father's hand saying: „Papa, Papa, or do we eat the soup to consider as finished?” 听到了胡伯伯的惨叫,琪琪害怕地跑了过来,拉着爸爸的手说道:“粑粑,粑粑,要不我们就喝汤算了？” „All right, all right, your father body flexibility is good!” Yang Guo comforts the daughter with a smile. “没事,没事,你爸爸身体柔韧性好！”杨果笑着安慰女儿。 However at this time had not been one's turn Yang Guo, he arranged finally. Looks that is not the father competes, Qiqi relieved to sits looked that little girl is also neat today, but also wore an attractive butterfly to send the band. 不过这个时候还没轮到杨果,他排到了最后。看着不是自己爸爸比赛,琪琪才安心地到一边坐着看,小姑娘今天也是清清爽爽的,还戴了一个漂亮的蝴蝶发箍。 Another side, Xuanxuan is entangling Kangkang, only then he( does not have means that not reasonable father), can endure the disposition of Kang Zong aloof, is pursuing Kangkang indomitably, wanting him to accompany itself to play. 另一边,轩轩缠着康康,也只有他（没办法,有一个不靠谱的爹）,才能够忍受着康总高冷的性格,百折不挠地追逐着康康,想要他陪自己玩。 However, a today is the face is a little blind, he called „greatly handsome elder brother” with Kangkang of greatly handsome same hairstyle obstinately! The greatly handsome elder brother keeps calling, but Kangkang does not have any meaning of argument! 但是,諾一今天是有点脸盲,和大俊一样发型的康康他愣是叫成了“大俊哥哥”！大俊哥哥叫个不停,但康康却没有任何辩解的意思！ Kangkang does not know that in the morning one has made a mistake one time, called Brother Kangkang Jun greatly, he made a mistake to the present! 康康不知道,早上諾一就已经搞错了一次,把大俊叫成了康康哥哥,到现在他又搞错了呢！ Kangkang had not explained that was looking Qiqi that actually at the same time the fathers compete looks up one, was muddled. 康康没有解释,倒是在一边看爸爸们比赛的琪琪无意间抬起头看一眼,就糊涂了。 „Greatly handsome elder brother?” Qiqi is confused, if at present this is the greatly handsome elder brother, wanted to play with him a moment ago together, is Brother Kangkang or the greatly handsome elder brother? “大俊哥哥？”琪琪一头雾水,如果眼前这个是大俊哥哥,那自己刚才想要和他一起去玩的,是康康哥哥还是大俊哥哥？ Is good because, Liu Ye and Hu Jun made time to comfort to be pestered a little agitated Kangkang by at this time, while convenient was correcting a mistake. At this time Qiqi Shu a big tone, she did not have the admitting mistakes person! 好在,刘晔和胡钧这时候腾出时间来安抚一下被諾一纠缠得有点烦躁的康康,也顺带着纠正了諾一的错误。这时候琪琪才舒了一大口气,她没有认错人呢！ What is genuine big Jun making? He was struggling is making the father who the soup drank throwing down for him, the turning circle circle in the courtyard, has been talking over: „Do we kill the sheep?” 真正的大俊在做什么呢？他把正在挣扎着为他挣汤喝的老爹给丢下了,一直在院子里转圈圈,在念叨着:“咱们去杀羊好吗？” Upright Qiqi jumps, she runs, honk the mouth was asking: „Greatly handsome elder brother, why do you want to kill the sheep? Yang Miemie is so lovable! We do not kill it to be good?” Regarding never eats the mutton and most likes looking at happy Yangyang's Qiqi, must kill the sheep is the unprincipled people, is badly the bad ash too wolves. 一身正气的琪琪跳起来,她跑过去,嘟着嘴巴问道:“大俊哥哥,你为什么要杀羊啊？羊咩咩那么可爱！我们不要杀它好不好？”对于从来不吃羊肉和最喜欢看喜羊羊的琪琪而言,要杀羊的都是坏人,都是坏坏的灰太狼。 However, big Jun has not paid attention to her to say anything, his attention in fact just by his father's pitiful yell sound attracting, spoke thoughtlessly to throw down one „well” character, then ran to mess about. 不过,大俊没有注意她说了什么,他的注意力实际上刚刚又被他爹的惨叫声给吸引住了,随口丢下了一个“好”字,便跑过去瞎掺和了起来。 Actually this did splits the duty has become several fathers has played the noisy game, any doing splits formally, started not to have from Liu Ye! Everybody is helpful, at the same time shouts and wrangles is done splits, side has badly with a smile separately holds the body of opposite party, to draw the ankle area of opposite party, stiffly breaking off, to flare-out, completes the task. 其实这个劈叉任务已经成了几个老爸们玩闹的游戏,什么正儿八经的劈叉,从刘晔那儿开始就已经没有了！大家都非常乐于助人,一边大呼小叫地被劈叉着,一边有坏笑着分别扶着对方的身体、拉着对方的脚踝,硬生生地给掰开、拉直,以至于完成任务。 „Son!” Teacher Lin Yongjian was most miserable, he was yelling, „this kills your father!” “儿子啊！”林永建老师最惨了,他嗷嗷大叫着,“这是杀你爹啊！” However like this plays noisily, yesterday somewhat estranged fathers today was also intimate with much. The supple tenacity is good, was the leg short Zou Shimin also has broken off by Liu Ye yelled. 不过就是这样玩闹中,昨天还有些生分的老爸们今天都亲近了不少。就连柔韧度不错,就是腿短了点儿的邹市敏也被刘晔掰得哇哇大叫。 At this time, Xuanxuan has not appeared in father's side! His there steady, a while plays greatly handsome, a while runs to collect in Sister Qiqi side. 这时候,轩轩却没有出现在爸爸的身边！他那里站得住,一会儿跟着大俊玩,一会儿又跑来想要凑在琪琪姐姐的身边。 „Sister Qiqi, Sister Qiqi! Do we play together?” Xuanxuan wants to hold the hand of Qiqi. “琪琪姐姐,琪琪姐姐！我们一起玩吧？”轩轩想要去拉琪琪的手。 But he had not discovered that Qiqi at this moment is not high-spirited! Because these fathers yelled that made in the Qiqi heart fill to own father worried, where had the interest to play with other children? 但他没有发现,琪琪此刻的情绪没有那么高！因为这些爸爸们的哇哇大叫让琪琪心中对自己的爸爸充满了担忧,哪里有兴致跟其他小朋友玩呢？ „I do not play.” She shook the head, own hand pulling out, bypassed has kept off Xuanxuan before own, continued to look to the field. “我不要玩。”她摇了摇头,把自己的手给抽出来,绕过了挡在自己身前的轩轩,继续看向场中。 Turned the head to run off rejection Xuanxuan depressed. 惨遭拒绝的轩轩沮丧地转头跑开。 „Papa you?” Has been one's turn oneself father, Qiqi runs, holds father's hand, the look is asking sadly. Inborn beauty difficult from abandoning, little girl worries, some Lin Daiyu miserable feelings. “粑粑你行吗？”轮到了自己老爸了,琪琪跑过去,拉着爸爸的手,神色忧愁地问道。天生丽质难自弃,小姑娘就算是发愁,也有些林黛玉般楚楚可怜的感觉。 „Qiqi, should not be worried that your father is not good, we will also let his line!” Zou Shimin and Liu Ye started to smile to Yang Guo maliciously. “琪琪,不要担心,你爸爸不行,我们也会让他行的！”邹市敏和刘烨两人开始不怀好意地冲着杨果笑了起来。 „My line, my line! The brothers, show mercy!” Yang Guo hurried to arch cuping one hand in the other across the chest, he made to do splits immediately to them looked that the first jar was kicked down by him with ease. Looks at this appearance, the Yang Guo flexibility is also even better than Zou Shimin, it is estimated that the last jar threatens to other party inadequate anything! “我行的,我行的！兄弟们,手下留情啊！”杨果赶紧拱了拱手,他马上做了一下劈叉给他们看,第一个瓶子轻松地被他踢倒了。看这个模样,杨果的柔韧性甚至比邹市敏还要好,估计最后一个瓶子都对他造不成什么威胁！ „This is not good! I was the leg was short a moment ago, therefore put near a point, Yang Guo your leg was so long, must put.” Zou Shimin hurries the disturbance, how many fathers badly have smiled, where is so simple? “这不行！刚才我是腿短所以才放近了一点,杨果你腿那么长,得放远一点。”邹市敏赶紧上去干扰,几个老爸们都坏笑了起来,哪有那么简单呢？ Yang Guo was putting up their waists a moment ago, can say that is also one of the accomplices! Zou Shimin has exhibited the final two jars far away, moreover it seems like, last jar Yang Guo deducts a character leg easily not to handle! 刚才杨果可是架着他们的腰,可以说也是帮凶之一呢！邹市敏把最后两个瓶子摆出了老远,而且看来,最后一个瓶子杨果劈成一字腿都不容易搞定啊！ „Do not bully my Papa!” Second jar Yang Guo after under pulling of several fathers handles, Qiqi in side was unable to continue watching, she with tears, outstretches both hands, protects Yang Guo saying that „this is very painful!” “你们不要欺负我粑粑！”第二个瓶子杨果在几个老爸们的拉扯之下搞定后,琪琪在旁边看不下去了,她含着眼泪,伸开双手,护着杨果说道,“这样很痛的！” little girl is similar to fresh and beautiful was attractive very early in the morning, now eye actually for father red, the pear colored belt rain, looks like specially pitiful. 小姑娘本来一大早如同出水芙蓉般漂亮可爱,现在眼睛却为了爸爸红了起来,梨花带雨,看起来特别的可怜。 ( Asked monthly ticket, asked recommendation ~≧▽≦) （求月票,求推荐~≧▽≦）
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